1 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,805 I talked to Jenny mcaullife today. 2 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,140 Lord, why? 3 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:16,432 She cornered me. 4 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,019 What did you guys talk about? 5 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:20,521 I don't even remember. 6 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:23,232 She was going on and on about something really boring, 7 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:27,861 like a family car trip, and she was just so excited. 8 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,488 It was so weird. 9 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,674 It's not like she was talking about a new boyfriend 10 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:34,326 or seeing her favorite band. 11 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,245 She was just psyched. 12 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,331 Like high on life. 13 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:44,920 Yeah, war, child abuse, poverty, disease, 14 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,256 life gets me wasted. 15 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:48,090 And I was thinking, 16 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:51,468 I've never been that excited about anything and I'm like 17. 17 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,805 It's only gonna get lamer and more boring from here. 18 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:56,848 People who are that happy are insane. 19 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,228 We're doomed. 20 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:15,010 Well peeps, it's Friday and you are all set 21 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:16,428 for another weekend. 22 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:21,183 Yeah, that's slammin'. 23 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,235 And while most of you will do the right thing 24 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:26,605 like doing homework and going to church, 25 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,497 some of you will be putting your futures 26 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:30,275 and your very lives at stake. 27 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:35,739 Yes, homeboys and girls, I'm talking about partying. 28 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:42,371 Check your head, and don't believe the hype. 29 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:46,375 It's no difference if it's brewskies or the kind herb, 30 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:50,712 coke, crank, smack, LSD, pcp, 31 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:54,925 model airplane glue, vaginal, oral, or anal. 32 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,680 It all leads to the same place. 33 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:04,643 Jail, the hospital or the graveyard. 34 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:05,935 For reals. 35 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:10,357 Holla if ya hear me. 36 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,819 Has Mrs. Feen ever even had sex? 37 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,617 So let's all give it up and turn it loose 38 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:24,162 and watch these three short educational films, 39 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:25,539 you booze, you lose, 40 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:27,541 the bloodstained cell phone, 41 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:30,085 and conchita has genital warts. 42 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:38,593 Hall lockers, 43 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,721 true windows to the soul. Ugly dykes. 44 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,142 These are the innocent, carefree good times 45 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:47,102 we'll remember the rest of our lives. 46 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,989 Pain is weakness leaving the body? 47 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,118 So what, if you get run over by a car it makes you stronger? 48 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,762 Or what about getting bone cancer? 49 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:05,495 I hear that's painful. 50 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:06,867 You'd be hella strong then. 51 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,122 He's cute. 52 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,293 You're worse than my mother. 53 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:12,895 He'd do it with you and then laugh 54 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,755 and send all his friends pictures. 55 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:15,589 Can't I even look? 56 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:16,881 They can't be all bad. 57 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,470 Y'know, we should be lesbians. 58 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,013 I can't do the wardrobe. 59 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:25,390 Also that partner word. 60 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,517 Yuck, partner sounds like you work 61 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,853 at a law firm or co—own a muffin shop. 62 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,522 Muffin shop. 63 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,525 Yo, what did one lesbian vampire 64 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,137 say to the other lesbian vampire? 65 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,445 We don't care. 66 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,197 See you next month. 67 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:43,450 Well, that's my cue. 68 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:44,993 Talk to you later. See ya. 69 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,626 You know what your problem is? 70 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,587 Did I consent to this conversation? 71 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,315 You think you smarter than everybody. 72 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:58,691 'Cause you all serious all the time 73 00:04:58,715 --> 00:04:59,859 and 'cause I always clowning and whatevs, 74 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:02,093 you think I'm not thoughtful and shit. 75 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,053 Well, yes. 76 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:04,930 But my shit is deep, though. 77 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:07,516 And how deep would that shit be? 78 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:08,433 Yo, check this. 79 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:12,521 So I used to wonder so few black people are serial killers. 80 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,147 But then I figured it out. 81 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,119 The whole thing about being a serial killer 82 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,430 is that cops leave 'em alone so you do it again and again. 83 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,810 Jeffrey dahmer's got some rotten dead guy in his freezer 84 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,781 cops come over, well Mr. Dahmer, 85 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,509 we've had some complaints about a smell, 86 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,201 but looks like everything's fine here. 87 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:27,804 Why don't you get back to skull fucking 88 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,121 that corpse you just warmed up in the microwave. 89 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,456 Brother can't do that. 90 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:32,457 Black man walkin' down the street, 91 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:34,018 the cops go hey hey what's your name? 92 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,269 Show me some ID, get in the car, 93 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:35,836 we're gonna beat your ass 94 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,004 until you confess to something you ain't done. 95 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,732 There ain't no time to pick up 20 girls 96 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,556 on the street and make hooker soup out of 'em. 97 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:44,469 Police be on a brother's ass every other week. 98 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,640 Stevie, do you actually know any black people? 99 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:51,726 No. 100 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,018 But you know why? 101 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:55,564 'Cause it's a racist conspiracy. 102 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,858 Oh hang on, you got something on your face. 103 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,549 Okay, that was cute, but I'm going this way, 104 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:05,824 and you're going that way. 105 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,118 No worries, no bigness. 106 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,610 Tell your mama she was on her game the day she made you. 107 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,289 You a fine little meow meow. 108 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:13,581 Meow meow. 109 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,169 French philosopher octave mirbeau 110 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:21,381 once wrote the universe appears to me like an immense, 111 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,174 inexorable torture garden. 112 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,427 Do you agree or disagree and why? 113 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:30,473 I feel this is a trick question. 114 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:35,353 Life is torture for everyone who's not stupid or super rich. 115 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,274 But that answer will make you think that I am someone 116 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,860 who will spend their whole time at school 117 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,321 starting campus protests. 118 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:45,613 So, 119 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,492 no, I disagree. 120 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,830 The universe is a beautiful place full of laughing babies 121 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,082 and puppies that fart rainbows. 122 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:58,668 Describe the world 123 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,963 within 100 feet of you right now. 124 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:02,839 Okay. 125 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:07,969 Well, there's my dad, who is probably peeing. 126 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:10,555 My dad seems to be peeing a lot these days. 127 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,935 Perhaps he is pregnant. 128 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:18,021 My Teddy bear Lionel. 129 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,565 The vibrator I ordered online 130 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,359 using my elderly neighbor's name 131 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,694 so if my dad opened the box I could just say 132 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,446 the mailman made a mistake. 133 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:31,576 My custom magic 8 ball that only gives me answers I like. 134 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:39,960 And a sweaty fat chick 135 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:43,964 sitting at a computer who really hopes she gets into college 136 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,007 so she can escape this butthole of a town 137 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,592 before it eats her alive. 138 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,346 Please attach a photo of yourself. 139 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,181 Aren't I old enough for grown—up food? 140 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,267 I don't have time to make two meals. 141 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,520 You, 142 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,524 you need chew food. 143 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:45,816 I am. 144 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,361 No, you need chew more. 145 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,780 40 times every bite. 146 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:52,615 Digest properly. 147 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:57,037 Food expand in stomach, get stuck in intestine for weeks. 148 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,538 Even months. 149 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,666 If that were true, wouldn't people just explode? 150 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,043 Don't be sassy. 151 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:05,878 40 times. 152 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:10,216 One, two, three, 153 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,217 four, five. 154 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:13,636 See? 155 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,347 Six, seven, eight. 156 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,976 Nine, 10, 11. No chew? 157 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:27,983 Do you have any mints? 158 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,278 My mom will shit if she smells this on me. 159 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,570 Nolo problemo. 160 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:41,331 I bow downeth before thee, noble knave. 161 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,085 Oh, show's starting. 162 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:47,796 Isn't it cool when you see 163 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,757 two ugly people totally in love? 164 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,842 How do you know they're in love? 165 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,294 They're probably both married 166 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,679 and met on fatsoswannahaveanaffair.Com. 167 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:59,015 Come on, he adores her. 168 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:00,809 Cooking her dinner. 169 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,645 Yeah, so he can hit that droopy behind after. 170 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,523 You mean right now. 171 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:10,693 I feel bad we're watching. 172 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,278 Not too bad, obviously. 173 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,992 It's biological 'cause he puts out chemicals 174 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,604 in the air that go into her brain 175 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:22,247 and they make her feel all lovey dovey. 176 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,332 I saw a TV show about it. 177 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,085 So that's why people fall in love? 178 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:30,421 That's what people write books and songs and poetry about? 179 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:32,506 Chemicals? 180 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:33,715 The way we smell? 181 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,635 Yeah, pretty much. 182 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,721 Yeah, I dunno. 183 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,985 Okay, now I feel bad for watching. 184 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:57,699 Oh my god, how does that even work? 185 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,087 I think we're venturing into can't be unseen 186 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,412 territory. No. 187 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:10,170 As you know, the recent gangland style murders 188 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:13,506 at nearby pettitville elementary school have given 189 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:14,340 everyone in our community. Did you do 190 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:15,842 your college essays yet? 191 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,614 No, my mom's paying someone to do it. 192 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,013 A pro, some guy she found on the Internet. 193 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:27,478 Luckily, the school board, along with coach Greene, 194 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,564 using his position as head 195 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,901 of morgansfield volunteer militia, 196 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,278 have agreed upon a plan to keep 197 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,865 us all safe at this unstable time. 198 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,455 Stevie d tried to kiss me. 199 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:46,831 When? After school. 200 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,959 That plan involves arming 201 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:53,213 and training our janitorial staff. 202 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,701 What? Sometimes I am glad I'm ugly 203 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,135 so I don't have d—bags hitting on me. 204 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,803 You're not ugly. 205 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,639 You'll always be more popular than me. 206 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,575 If we didn't have ballet class together when we were seven, 207 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,319 we wouldn't be friends now. Staff can become 208 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,894 the good guys with the guns. 209 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,520 See, what's that? Hey. 210 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,484 You gonna go be all cool without me? 211 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,738 Our head janitor and newly named 212 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:23,034 chief of school security, Jaime jimenez. 213 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,834 Does this pity party have a dress code? 214 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:32,669 Just stop. 215 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,004 What if I don't wanna stop? I love the students 216 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,714 in this school. 217 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:41,803 But even more, I love to be crime stopping hero 218 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,638 shooting the bad guys. 219 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,810 Thanks you for this opportunity to live my dreams. 220 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:53,856 And go tigers. 221 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,421 Next on knocked up castaways, 222 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:20,758 Bree is 32 weeks and finds the last coconut on St. Marcos. 223 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:26,180 Janet, what's a five letter word for mistake? 224 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,099 Starts with a b? 225 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:29,391 I don't know. 226 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,398 Dad, do we have any ice cream? 227 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:36,690 I ate the last. 228 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,359 Thanks. 229 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,319 Well there's peppermint cake. 230 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,613 From like two years ago, I hate peppermint cake. 231 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,198 I know. 232 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,242 That's why it's still there, I guess. 233 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,341 I used to doubt myself. 234 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:53,541 Worried about whether I was good enough, pretty enough. 235 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,627 If the things I felt were wrong, or even crazy. 236 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,965 That's why I talked to my doctor about femtrexl. 237 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,009 If you are a woman 14—70 238 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:07,221 and feel overwhelmed by your feelings, femtrexl can help. 239 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,806 Femtrexl can also help you 240 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,975 manage your weight without dieting. 241 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,312 For your free trial, call this number 242 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,814 or text to 56495. 243 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,694 Possible side effects of femtrexl include dry mouth, 244 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,626 irritability, hallucinations, depression, 245 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,020 suicidal thoughts, mood swings, 246 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,675 and hormonal changes including discontinuation 247 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,034 of the menstrual cycle. Boner. 248 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,535 What? 249 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,537 Boner, the word. 250 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:32,829 Boner? 251 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,872 That's the word? 252 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,041 Yes, dad. 253 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,333 Boner. 254 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:25,715 The security question 255 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,469 is what was your favorite teacher's name? 256 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,303 If my memory was that good 257 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,348 I wouldn't have forgotten my stupid password to begin with. 258 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,891 Prettygirl68. 259 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,685 You only have two password. 260 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:36,519 Oh great, 261 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,080 now the person at the door knows it, too. 262 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:38,813 You worry too much. 263 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,107 Nobody steal like that. And all Christmas music 264 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,317 is made in September. 265 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,944 Tricking or treating? 266 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,236 Is Kat home? 267 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,406 She not home. 268 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,366 Can I help you with something? 269 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,298 We were supposed to do homework together. 270 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:53,744 Do you know where she is? 271 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,037 It Halloween. 272 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,689 She probably out there frightening 273 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,541 little children and old people. 274 00:15:58,833 --> 00:15:59,833 You want wait? 275 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,759 You know, you have pretty face. 276 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:12,972 Looking at you, 277 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,810 I am thinking we can do something very nice together. 278 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,687 You might not like it at start, 279 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,523 but it will make you feel very, very good. 280 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,318 I show you. 281 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:26,610 First time, no problem. 282 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:30,281 No, I really don't—— Come on, it won't take long. 283 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:31,699 There is room in basement. 284 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,878 Is very good for burning fat. 285 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:49,842 Okay, you try. 286 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:51,886 Wait, wait. 287 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,888 It's not bad time of month, no? 288 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:55,556 No. 289 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:56,891 Oh, good. 290 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,268 Never exercise during that time, never. 291 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,560 Also, no camping, okay? 292 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,356 The smell, it attract bear and wolf from miles away. 293 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,066 You sure enough dead. 294 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,402 It's okay, asians don't camp really. 295 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,072 Interesting. 296 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,364 Please. 297 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:14,992 You do 20. 298 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:15,826 Yes. 299 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,286 I've never done one. 300 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,164 Okay. Come on. 301 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,541 Yeah, you can do it. 302 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:22,832 Come on. 303 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,628 Burn the baby fat, burn it. 304 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,920 That hurts. 305 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:31,425 In my country, women have to be tough like boys. 306 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,219 Is that to fight the bears? 307 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,264 I am more traditional American guy. 308 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,266 I take care of money. 309 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,226 She stay home and be pretty. 310 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,105 Whoa. 311 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,899 Easy there, Mike Tyson, it's just exercise. 312 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,191 Woo. 313 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,569 You're a fast learner. 314 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,698 Whoa, whoa, got an invite? 315 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,283 Yo dog, I'm a s'more. 316 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,077 Selling grams to crackers, you feel me? 317 00:17:58,369 --> 00:17:59,721 Come on, man, no invite, no party. 318 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,747 Oh, come on man, help a brother out. 319 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,125 Get outta here. 320 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,417 Next. 321 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,261 Jesus, are you stalking me? 322 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,178 Sometimes not that much difference 323 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,973 between extra friendly and criminal. 324 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:21,934 Nice costume. 325 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,811 Who you supposed to be? 326 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,813 I'm a Roy lichtenstein painting. 327 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,025 Lichtenstein, he's good. 328 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,485 Can you sneak me in? 329 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:32,445 No. 330 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,864 Come on, we'll go in together, it'll be super easy. 331 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,949 I don't want to go back in, it's boring. 332 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:39,976 Well then at least could you let me 333 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,495 took on that boom shaka iaka. 334 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,721 That's good, that relaxes me. 335 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,013 I can see that. 336 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,184 You know how like you can 337 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:07,271 bring a dog on a plane now without being blind? 338 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,242 You just need like a letter from your doctor 339 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,984 that says it helps you relax. 340 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,527 What kind of shit is that? 341 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,362 Helps you relax. 342 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,113 You know what helps me relax? 343 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,698 A bong and a big Booty stripper. 344 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,870 They don't let me bring that on a plane, though. 345 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,369 Strippers, huh? 346 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,929 You can't even get into a high school party, 347 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,664 how do you get let in a strip club? 348 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,418 What are you kids doing here? 349 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,295 We live here. 350 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:32,587 Brandon's our brother. 351 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,965 He kicked us out until the party's over. 352 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,677 They're using my room for corn oil wrestling. 353 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,512 Where are your parents? 354 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:40,888 In Costa Rica. 355 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,180 I wanna go to bed. 356 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:43,808 Why don't you guys talk 357 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,559 to those nice men over there, okay? 358 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:46,851 They'll put you to bed. 359 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,774 My bro sneaks me into sugars in middlefield. 360 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,526 Told 'em I was 25. 361 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:54,818 They bought it, too. 362 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:55,528 25? 363 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,988 Is it a strip club for the blind? 364 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,991 Unicorn, freeze! 365 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,283 High protein. 366 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,163 Doesn't Kat's mom have a business? 367 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,832 She did. 368 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:11,085 In graysville, a vintage used pillow shop. 369 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,920 What happened to it? 370 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,296 Bedbugs. 371 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,883 People kept returning pillows 372 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,844 with rash on side of face, 373 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:24,348 red bites on the neck, Internet reviews not so good. 374 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,808 Yeesh. 375 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,394 Diane, very rich lady, 376 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,231 not so smart at financials. 377 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:36,777 When vigara was coming out, she invested in Spanish fly. 378 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,698 Nothing you need to understand. 379 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:50,655 She is foolish to stay at work. 380 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:55,671 Women are good at certain things, feelings, love, worrying. 381 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,632 Men are good at other things. 382 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:02,595 Money, killing, growing beard. 383 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:04,930 Creating amazing technologies 384 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,891 that will eventually destroy us all. 385 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:10,143 Yes. 386 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,110 I can't believe I'm doing this. 387 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,028 Girl, why you frontin'? 388 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,905 You wet as a mermaid. 389 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,826 Do you have a condom? 390 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,078 Chill baby, I got my golden ticket. 391 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:31,874 Are you sure it's on right? 392 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,959 It's all good, all right? 393 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,669 It's all good. 394 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:36,961 Oh. 395 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,297 Oh yeah. 396 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,716 That's it, yeah. 397 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:41,592 Oh, you nasty. 398 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:45,054 Oh, oh, oh, atta boy. 399 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:46,531 That's mama's home cookin' right there. 400 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,265 Get the groceries, get the groceries. 401 00:21:58,609 --> 00:21:59,610 Are you done? 402 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,153 Yeah, baby. 403 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:02,446 Like a ninja. 404 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,240 Lightning fast with deadly skill. 405 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,243 Oh. 406 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:11,997 I know, you're welcome. 407 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,126 What are you kids, oh my god. 408 00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,146 Just get your clothes on and get out of my car 409 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,964 before I call the police. 410 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:22,982 Are these yours or mine? These are mine. 411 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:30,266 Oh come on, you knew I didn't have no car. 412 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:31,684 You loved it. 413 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:33,269 No, I can't say that I did. 414 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,939 And you cannot tell anyone about this. 415 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,282 Jesus, are you psycho? 416 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:48,158 Dude, where were you? 417 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,450 Don't call me dude. 418 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:52,037 I'm not your bro and it's not 4:20. 419 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,348 What happened to your face? 420 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,790 What were you doing? 421 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,044 Just trying to be normal. 422 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,171 You should try it sometime. 423 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,384 We were supposed to do homework. 424 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:07,177 Did you go to that party? 425 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:08,554 Yeah, it was heinous anus. 426 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,097 Be glad you weren't invited. 427 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,392 You suck. 428 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,479 Yeah, I probably do. 429 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:36,331 It's her. 430 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:44,173 What? 431 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:45,465 Bathroom now. 432 00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:50,554 Is it true? 433 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,473 You had sex with smallie smalls? 434 00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,396 Why? 435 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,106 I don't know. 436 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:02,566 You have failed me. 437 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,363 Town bike? 438 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,157 And look how he spells mayonnaise. 439 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:11,449 Fuckin' retard. 440 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,286 Who else has seen this? 441 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:17,164 Well I've seen it, and I'm always last. 442 00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:26,590 Okay, what do I do? 443 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:27,424 Go home. 444 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,677 Go to the nurse, say you have bad cramps. 445 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,613 I don't get my period for another two weeks. 446 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:34,098 She's not gonna check. Right, right. 447 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:37,893 I'm never gonna live this down. 448 00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:40,396 Maybe there'll be a shooting later 449 00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:42,208 and people will forget all about this. 450 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:55,995 I banjo I'm plunkin' I 451 00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,496 I my flow is sky high I 452 00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,039 I yours is like a munchkin I 453 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,958 I that ass I be iovin I hey! 454 00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:09,299 Hey, that is enough. 455 00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,177 I'll kill you, you fat bitch. 456 00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:17,391 Janet, we have a zero tolerance policy 457 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,035 towards bullying at morgansfield high. 458 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,686 He humiliated my friend. 459 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,646 Your friend and her boyfriend here 460 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:26,734 having a little lover's spat is no excuse for violence. 461 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:28,277 No, no, no. 462 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:32,072 And perhaps your friend should think twice 463 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,825 about announcing to the whole school 464 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:39,538 her personal matters the way she did. 465 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:44,334 We are going to be watching your every move, young lady. 466 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:47,254 Now, I want you both to stand up. 467 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:49,882 Come on, stand up. 468 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:54,469 Look at each other. 469 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:57,890 Now apologize. 470 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:00,892 Do it! 471 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,645 I sorry. 472 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:06,565 I also sorry. 473 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:09,359 Now hug. 474 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,651 What? 475 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:11,694 You heard me. 476 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,085 I'm gonna kill you! Ow! 477 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:30,756 I swear to god you're gonna be dead. 478 00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:32,048 Oh my god. 479 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:39,807 Janet, you're a smart girl and a good student. 480 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:42,267 I think what we are dealing with here 481 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,895 is bigger than a little student altercation. 482 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,107 Now I think what we're dealing with here 483 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:49,566 is a medical problem. 484 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:53,445 Let's see if we can deal with this 485 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,989 without too much trouble, shall we? 486 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:08,544 Dad, what's all this crap? 487 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:11,421 A man from the school came by. 488 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:12,753 Brought you your medicine. 489 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,758 Says it'll help you with your grades. 490 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:16,093 Who came by? 491 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:18,679 A medicine salesman, a doctor. 492 00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:25,018 This is stupid. 493 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:26,562 I'm not gonna take it. 494 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,064 Sweetie, you have to. 495 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,525 If you wanna stay in school, that's what the man said. 496 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:36,279 Fuck. 497 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:07,811 And in the 1980s, 498 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:10,355 america gained its greatest leader of the 20th century. 499 00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:11,648 And that would be? 500 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,233 Ronald Reagan. 501 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,525 Correct. 502 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:18,113 Ronald Reagan is the president who deregulated the banks, 503 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:21,033 allowing this country to enjoy unprecedented 504 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,452 corporate growth and prosperity. 505 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:25,829 He also vetoed dangerous legislation 506 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,290 like the clean air act that would have crippled 507 00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:31,084 American industry in the name of the unproven 508 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:34,004 health risks of air pollution. Ow. 509 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:38,175 Is there a problem back there? 510 00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:39,551 No. Well, 511 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:42,304 perhaps you should go to the principal's office 512 00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:45,098 if you're going to be disrupting class like this. 513 00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:53,815 Ronald Reagan also created tremendous business opportunities 514 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:57,694 by allowing the CIA to funnel cocaine into urban areas, 515 00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,988 allowing young African American entrepreneurs 516 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,741 to create what? 517 00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:04,243 Crack cocaine. 518 00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:06,161 Yes, crack. 519 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:07,453 Very good. 520 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:58,231 I don't think this bus stop is active anymore. 521 00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:00,609 Oh, I'm just counting cars. 522 00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:03,152 Ford focus. 523 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:05,822 Is this some kind of YouTube thing? 524 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:08,950 Subaru outback. 525 00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:10,242 YouTube? 526 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,621 Oh, right, no. 527 00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:13,913 It's a long story. 528 00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,542 If you're worried about your safety, I won't be here long. 529 00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:21,713 My name is rian. 530 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:23,005 R—I—a—n. 531 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:27,552 Sorry, I'm tripping or something. 532 00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:28,844 Tripping? 533 00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:30,138 On drugs? 534 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:31,056 Do you need a doctor? 535 00:31:31,348 --> 00:31:33,183 No, doctor gave them to me. 536 00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:47,989 So, why are you in a space? 537 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:49,281 Janet? 538 00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:53,453 Would you like to go on a walk with me? 539 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:54,785 I didn't tell you my name. 540 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:57,374 Yes you did, just right before we shook hands. 541 00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:03,003 Sure. 542 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:09,343 Oh, wow. 543 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:11,429 Look at this. 544 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:15,368 I thought these guys would have all been killed off 545 00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:16,643 by pesticides by now. 546 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:20,855 Make a wish. 547 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,483 Don't tell me or it won't come true. 548 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:35,036 Aren't you hot in that suit? 549 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:35,871 Well, there's germs out there 550 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:37,914 that could be dangerous. 551 00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:40,375 May not have the immunity, don't wanna risk it. 552 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,424 Do you believe in ufos? 553 00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:49,092 If aliens are visiting us, 554 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:52,095 why is it always in some cowboy town in new Mexico? 555 00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:55,015 Wouldn't they want to go to the UN or something? 556 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,726 Well, maybe because they're not aliens. 557 00:32:58,018 --> 00:32:59,227 They're us trying to hide. 558 00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:02,814 What, like secret government junk? 559 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:05,066 It's a mistake. 560 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,735 That's why they never hang out. 561 00:33:07,944 --> 00:33:10,304 The closest galaxy that could support life is the Andromeda, 562 00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:12,574 which is over two million light years away. 563 00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:15,076 That's two million years of travel. 564 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:17,245 That's shitloads hella far. 565 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:20,457 They would have to leave before humans even existed. 566 00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:21,333 Even with faster than light travel, 567 00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:24,920 which is still theoretical, even with a krasnikov tube, 568 00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:26,796 they'd come back home in five years 569 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:29,299 and 5000 years would have passed. 570 00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:33,303 All your friends long dead, nobody remembers you. 571 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:37,474 And for what, big Mac? 572 00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:40,185 The Grand Canyon, maybe? 573 00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:43,939 Not really worth the trip, don't you think? 574 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:46,065 You lost me, dude. 575 00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:50,320 People think time is this. 576 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:53,031 But it's like this. 577 00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:54,950 Different times running parallel, 578 00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:57,035 and sometimes they run into each other. 579 00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:01,414 So, you're from the future now? 580 00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:05,377 What makes insane people always wanna talk to me? 581 00:34:05,669 --> 00:34:07,469 Should I scowl more? Did you ever do something 582 00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:08,046 that changed the whole course 583 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:09,673 of your life from that moment on? 584 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:12,884 Or when things get weird 585 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,220 and you think who's life is this? 586 00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:16,512 Maybe you just slipped 587 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,390 into one of your alternate time lines. 588 00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,475 You mean like right now? 589 00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:21,476 I'm time traveling? 590 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:22,768 Well, sure. 591 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:25,105 We're all time travelers. 592 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:26,397 One, two, 593 00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:28,274 three, four. 594 00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:34,406 There we go, traveling through time into the future. 595 00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:38,326 I think I'm too high for any of this. 596 00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:39,938 You're just a side effect anyway. 597 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,371 I'm imagining you. 598 00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:47,543 Ow. 599 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:50,797 You sure I'm not real? 600 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:56,177 I think I should be going home now. 601 00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:06,605 I'm trippin' my tits off. 602 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,734 I've never been outside so long. 603 00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:15,864 I feel sort of exposed. 604 00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:27,125 Janet 605 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:29,501 Janet 606 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:52,108 Time to get up, kiddo. 607 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:10,460 Hey. 608 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:12,629 Thanks for remembering I exist. 609 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:15,590 Sorry, I'm freaking out. 610 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:19,135 Can't decide which rad party to go to? 611 00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:22,972 I'm pregnant. 612 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:24,557 What? 613 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,059 Are you sure? 614 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:27,686 I took the test. 615 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:31,898 No way, I thought loser face used a condom. 616 00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:36,194 I think he didn't, he just said he did. 617 00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:38,005 How hard do you want me to hit him this time? 618 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:39,114 No, he can't know. 619 00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:40,949 What are you gonna do? 620 00:36:41,241 --> 00:36:44,244 I don't know, I'm thinking about keeping it. 621 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,913 Yeah, 'cause every kid wants 622 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,325 to be born to a 17 year old and some random douchebag. 623 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,000 No, that's the point. 624 00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:55,588 Maybe I can be the world's worst mom ever. 625 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,216 Name it Hitler, cover it with prison tattoos, 626 00:36:58,508 --> 00:37:01,261 really go all out with it like an art project. 627 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,054 You've had better ideas. 628 00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:07,058 If I go to the clinic, will you come with me? 629 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:07,934 My mom can't know. 630 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,437 Her and vlad will fucking flip. 631 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:13,106 Yes, stupid questioner. 632 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:15,817 Can you come over? 633 00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:17,109 And bring ice cream? 634 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,029 Maybe. 635 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:25,076 I I was there I heard the crackling of the palms I 636 00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:28,955 I he came upstairs I whoa. 637 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,124 Was that Mr. Muckles? 638 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:31,958 Uh huh. 639 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:32,834 It's a miracle. 640 00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:36,796 I've known you 10 years and I've seen that cat like twice. 641 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,173 Maybe it's a bad sign. 642 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:50,810 Two coats of paint and they still glow. 643 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,230 Deadly radiation killing us both. 644 00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:00,361 Childhood refusing to leave 645 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:01,988 even when asked nicely. 646 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:18,296 Ms. Nuemann? One second. 647 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,178 I'm going to take you to the see the doctor now. 648 00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:25,470 Is there anything you'd like to say or any second thoughts? 649 00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:26,471 No. 650 00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:28,473 Do you have a ride home? 651 00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:30,683 And you don't have any allergies to medication? 652 00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,936 No, just peanut butter. 653 00:38:33,937 --> 00:38:36,314 There are no peanuts involved in the procedure. 654 00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:41,152 Dr. Blake? 655 00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:42,444 Hello, Katrine. 656 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,615 You can't tell my mom about this. 657 00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:48,576 My work here at the woman's clinic is private and separate 658 00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:50,870 from my job as your family pediatrician. 659 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:55,667 I won't tell your mother. 660 00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:04,342 Y'know, I will never get over my patients becoming adults. 661 00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:06,302 Seems like sooner every year. 662 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,222 Sorry. 663 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:12,058 I have eight year olds menstruating. 664 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:13,017 Yikes. 665 00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:14,435 I blame fruit roll—ups. 666 00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:17,188 Anyway, 667 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,732 how are you? 668 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,025 Okay. 669 00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:22,652 Nervous. 670 00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:25,071 We're give you a mild sedative, that should help. 671 00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:29,576 Are you gonna get me hopped up on goofballs, Dr. Blake? 672 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,035 No. 673 00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:33,037 No goofballs today, I'm afraid. 674 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:43,298 Now Katrine, what we are about to do is safe and legal. 675 00:39:43,673 --> 00:39:46,175 State law does not require your parental consent 676 00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:48,136 or their knowledge of this procedure. 677 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:51,723 However, due to recent changes in federal law, 678 00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:54,601 a police officer is required to be here 679 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:57,312 every time I do a procedure 680 00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:59,772 on an unmarried patient under 21. 681 00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:17,790 At your cervix. 682 00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:34,182 Quack, quack. 683 00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:35,808 Hello, Katrine. 684 00:40:40,605 --> 00:40:44,317 You're gonna feel a little pressure, like a tummy ache. 685 00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,870 How's that sedative working? 686 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:04,671 That's a good girl. 687 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:06,713 Almost done. 688 00:41:09,342 --> 00:41:10,342 Almost. 689 00:41:31,781 --> 00:41:34,158 Three feet back, folks, that's the law. 690 00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:35,576 Three feet back. 691 00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:40,707 You killed your baby, you whore! 692 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:41,666 Shut up! 693 00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:43,352 You're going to go to hell. Shut up! 694 00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:45,837 Murderer, murderer! 695 00:41:46,129 --> 00:41:50,842 I'm never having sex again or anything else. 696 00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:52,134 Ever again. 697 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,096 It's all gonna be fine. 698 00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,409 The definition of a traitor is someone 699 00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:43,246 who betrays a country or a sacred institution. 700 00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:45,790 A traitor is especially dangerous 701 00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:47,792 because they destroy from where? 702 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:50,460 From within. 703 00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,383 History has given us many famous traitors 704 00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:58,553 whose treacherous deeds have killed 705 00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:01,556 and corrupted untold lives. 706 00:44:01,848 --> 00:44:03,891 Judas, Benedict Arnold, 707 00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:06,978 mata hari, Jane Fonda. 708 00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:09,313 But none so deadly as the man 709 00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:11,983 you probably have already heard of, 710 00:44:12,942 --> 00:44:17,446 a dictator whose face and name shall live in infamy. 711 00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:22,535 A man who, not so long ago, a whole nation of wayward, 712 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:26,873 supposedly civilized people supported and even championed 713 00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:30,209 despite his evil, evil deeds. 714 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:39,927 William Jefferson Clinton. 715 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:55,985 How can they send you to sex rehab 716 00:44:56,277 --> 00:44:57,820 when you've barely had sex? 717 00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:00,573 I hate growing up. 718 00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:02,658 Your mother's the devil. 719 00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:04,577 She's not that bad. Fine. 720 00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:06,162 The devil's doula, then. 721 00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:10,166 Your mother's crazy. 722 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:12,376 Yeah, ever since she went through the change, 723 00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:15,171 she got that pbs totebag and it was all over. 724 00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:17,340 The sure sign of menopause. 725 00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:18,672 How long will you be gone? 726 00:45:18,925 --> 00:45:21,802 They won't tell me, till I get better. 727 00:45:23,179 --> 00:45:25,890 You are not a sex addict. 728 00:45:26,182 --> 00:45:27,558 She says that one of the signs 729 00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:29,435 of sex addiction is lying about it. 730 00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:32,939 No one's honest with their parents about sex. 731 00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:34,625 Hey mom, I'm going to the football game 732 00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:36,569 to blow the starting lineup behind the bleachers, 733 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:38,110 be home by11. 734 00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:39,402 Yeah. 735 00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:40,612 Will you visit me? 736 00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:42,925 It's like three hours away and I won't have Internet. 737 00:45:42,949 --> 00:45:44,325 Of course I'll visit. 738 00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:47,703 Mom and vlad will just buy a dog 739 00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:49,538 and pretend I never happened. 740 00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:02,676 Hey. 741 00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:05,304 Excuse me, can we? 742 00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:24,573 Katrine, I know I failed you. 743 00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:26,325 If I was a good mother, 744 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,828 we would have talked about these things. 745 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,956 Mistakes you've made, mistakes I've made. 746 00:46:33,249 --> 00:46:35,251 But at least now, before you go away, 747 00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:36,794 we have some time to do that. 748 00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:39,505 Mom, is that really necessary? 749 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:43,342 Yes, yeah it is. 750 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,761 As long as we have. You have four hours, 751 00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:48,389 29 minutes to your destination. 752 00:46:48,681 --> 00:46:51,100 As long as we have these four hours and 29 minutes 753 00:46:51,392 --> 00:46:53,602 together we're gonna make the most of it. 754 00:46:58,774 --> 00:47:00,359 Look, I'm old. 755 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,945 When I was your age, the rainbow hanging in the window 756 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:04,917 of a store meant that they sold televisions 757 00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:05,947 that were in color. 758 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:09,702 I don't pretend to know what a popular, 759 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:13,414 beautiful young woman goes through in the 21st century. 760 00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:15,124 Perhaps you can enlighten me. 761 00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:18,103 Well, I guess you'd have to ask someone 762 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:20,004 who was popular and beautiful. 763 00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:24,675 Why are you avoiding this intimate 764 00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:26,802 mother daughter bonding time? 765 00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:28,095 Why? 766 00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:29,387 Why? 767 00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:31,556 Dammit. 768 00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:38,021 Okay. 769 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,691 If you can't be honest with me, I'll be honest with you. 770 00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:42,919 You know how I told your father 771 00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:44,403 I got herpes from a yoga mat? 772 00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:47,530 Well, I didn't. 773 00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:51,410 Let's just leave it at that. 774 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:54,038 Yes, let's please. 775 00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:01,045 I I am in love with the McDonald's girl I 776 00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:04,548 oh, you used to love this song when you were little. 777 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,551 I I am in love with the McDonald's girl I 778 00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:09,053 come on, you know the words. 779 00:48:09,345 --> 00:48:09,887 No, stop. 780 00:48:10,179 --> 00:48:12,181 I she is an angel in the polyester uni I 781 00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:14,683 come on, sing along. No, I don't. 782 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,688 Why do you hate me so much? 783 00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:23,385 I she's taking orders from the saddle river little league I 784 00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:24,652 what did I do? 785 00:48:24,944 --> 00:48:28,447 I if they knew how much I wanted her I 786 00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:47,632 Katrine! 787 00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:49,510 Katrine! 788 00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:53,180 Oh my god, Katrine what are you doing? 789 00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:55,057 I got you a big gulp. 790 00:48:56,392 --> 00:48:58,727 Why are you doing this to me? 791 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:03,190 How old is the boy who got you pregnant? 792 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:05,900 16. 793 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:10,239 Okay, I'll explain it to you again. 794 00:49:10,531 --> 00:49:13,909 Emotionally, socially, men are actually 10 years younger 795 00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:15,201 than their actual age. 796 00:49:15,327 --> 00:49:19,665 So by that rule, a 34 year old man would actually be 24, 797 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:24,670 and therefore your current sex partner is how old? 798 00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:28,174 Six. 799 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:29,466 See? 800 00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:32,887 Don't you wish we'd had this conversation sooner? 801 00:49:43,772 --> 00:49:45,357 Welcome. 802 00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:47,735 Okay, I want to start by everyone giving 803 00:49:48,027 --> 00:49:50,571 a short description, or even just a word, 804 00:49:50,863 --> 00:49:52,072 of the incident or the moment 805 00:49:52,364 --> 00:49:54,617 where you realized you needed to get help. 806 00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:02,333 I spent my wife and I's entire 401 k 807 00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:06,378 in the vip room at Mr. Dandy's, a strip club. 808 00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:08,088 In one weekend. Mr. Dandy's? 809 00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:09,965 Who'd you see? 810 00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:11,550 Brandy, Veronica? 811 00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:13,219 Let's stay focused, please. 812 00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:19,225 Well at work, I was too busy pleasuring myself 813 00:50:19,517 --> 00:50:23,896 instead of doing my job, and people were hurt because of it. 814 00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:25,856 What's your job, Dan? 815 00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:27,148 Was my job. 816 00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:29,568 High speed train conductor. 817 00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:35,950 Four words, talk now to live girls. 818 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:39,328 Uh, that's five words but thank you, Phil. 819 00:50:40,579 --> 00:50:43,749 Foreign objects lost in my rectum. 820 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:45,042 Thank you, Wayne. 821 00:50:45,334 --> 00:50:46,794 Had to go to the hospital. 822 00:50:47,086 --> 00:50:48,086 Yes, we see. 823 00:50:50,673 --> 00:50:53,133 I don't think I really belong here. 824 00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:55,803 Obviously, you're alone in that opinion. 825 00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:58,222 I've had sex with, like, two guys. 826 00:50:58,514 --> 00:51:02,560 It's not how you have sex, it's how sex has you. 827 00:51:03,936 --> 00:51:05,216 Everyone here needs to be honest 828 00:51:05,354 --> 00:51:07,273 with themselves and with each other. 829 00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:12,945 Okay, I slept with a jerk from my school 830 00:51:13,237 --> 00:51:15,573 because I was bored. 831 00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:17,866 I got high and I guess I thought he was funny. 832 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,161 Better, thank you. 833 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,333 Neighbor's Saint Bernard. 834 00:51:45,477 --> 00:51:47,563 Janet, what are you doing? 835 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:55,111 Watching TV, dad. 836 00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:25,309 We can't do this, they're gonna kick us out. 837 00:52:25,601 --> 00:52:28,103 No, it's okay, I have my cloaking device on. 838 00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:29,831 As long as you're within six feet of me, 839 00:52:29,855 --> 00:52:30,855 no one can see us. 840 00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:33,984 I'm sorry, this is just weird. 841 00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:35,462 I don't even go to real dances. 842 00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:37,488 That's why it'll be fun. 843 00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:41,700 Miss, can I help you? 844 00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:44,328 Nope, no, just leaving. 845 00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:53,170 You're nuts. 846 00:52:53,462 --> 00:52:55,255 Just keep dancing, nobody'll notice. 847 00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:03,597 So, what do you dream about? 848 00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:06,767 Last night I was riding a giant spoon 849 00:53:07,059 --> 00:53:10,312 that plunged into a lake of Mrs. Freshy's cake frosting. 850 00:53:10,604 --> 00:53:13,065 No, like something you want to happen. 851 00:53:14,441 --> 00:53:15,441 World peace? 852 00:53:15,651 --> 00:53:16,985 Something attainable. 853 00:53:17,277 --> 00:53:17,986 An end forever to the scourge 854 00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:19,613 of the backwards baseball cap. 855 00:53:23,534 --> 00:53:24,618 How about in guys? 856 00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:27,788 What do you like, tall, short? 857 00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:30,249 Brown, yellow, green? 858 00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:31,917 Someone who doesn't annoy me. 859 00:53:34,503 --> 00:53:37,423 They can't use the word gay to describe something they hate. 860 00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:41,593 Someone who's not afraid to hold my hand in public 861 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,137 even though I have fat fingers, 862 00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:48,475 who looks me in the eyes when I talk 863 00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:52,163 and smiles when I'm telling a story, 864 00:53:52,187 --> 00:53:54,148 even though I haven't got to the funny part yet. 865 00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:56,400 Dumb stuff like that. 866 00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:04,783 And what do you dream about? 867 00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:06,993 You. 868 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,671 Maybe next time we can do this with my suit off. 869 00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:19,673 I wouldn't want to get you sick. 870 00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:22,509 I think you're worth the risk. 871 00:54:25,304 --> 00:54:27,681 I don't have your phone number. 872 00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:30,225 Why would you assume that I have a cellular phone? 873 00:54:31,727 --> 00:54:33,061 I mean, 874 00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:36,440 I'm kind of sad I wasn't born in the time before tvs. 875 00:54:36,732 --> 00:54:38,126 People had to use their imaginations, 876 00:54:38,150 --> 00:54:40,611 cook, talk to each other, leave the house. 877 00:54:40,903 --> 00:54:41,903 Just thought I'd ask. 878 00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:42,654 Cell phones are bad for humanity. 879 00:54:42,946 --> 00:54:44,031 I get it. 880 00:54:44,323 --> 00:54:45,991 I know where you live, though. 881 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:47,283 Okay. 882 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,204 I guess it's more fun this way. 883 00:54:50,496 --> 00:54:51,496 Sorta. 884 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:10,139 Katrine, it's Phil. 885 00:55:10,349 --> 00:55:11,475 Are you awake? 886 00:55:12,768 --> 00:55:14,186 And Mike. 887 00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:17,314 We just want to hang out and talk. 888 00:55:17,606 --> 00:55:18,816 Are you asleep? 889 00:55:19,107 --> 00:55:20,984 We're not gonna touch you. 890 00:55:21,276 --> 00:55:22,694 Unless you really want us to. 891 00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:25,489 Yeah, if you want us to, that's cool. 892 00:55:25,781 --> 00:55:27,141 I mean, that'd be totally awesome. 893 00:55:27,241 --> 00:55:29,243 You don't have to make that decision right now. 894 00:55:29,535 --> 00:55:31,995 Yeah, yeah, just let us come inside. 895 00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:51,223 Where's the visiting place? 896 00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:52,766 I can't have visitors. 897 00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:54,058 What? 898 00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:56,228 I spent five hours on the bus. 899 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,438 I know, I know, we're in lockdown. 900 00:55:58,730 --> 00:55:59,874 I'm not supposed to have my phone, either. 901 00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:00,898 They catch me and—— what? 902 00:56:01,108 --> 00:56:02,108 Why? 903 00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:02,985 One of the guys got caught 904 00:56:03,277 --> 00:56:04,546 with a Victoria's secret catalog 905 00:56:04,570 --> 00:56:07,281 and they have this zero tolerance porn policy. 906 00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:10,033 So I'm just supposed to go home? 907 00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:12,411 I see you, come to the window on the right. 908 00:56:14,955 --> 00:56:16,081 Come out. 909 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:17,958 I can't hear you. 910 00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:19,250 Come out. 911 00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:23,505 We're in lockdown, and they're tracking my phone. 912 00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:40,063 I've been busy. 913 00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:51,533 I'm on femtrexl, it makes it hard to think. 914 00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:56,788 I met a guy, at least I think I did. 915 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:04,754 His name's rian. 916 00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:07,257 He's from the future. 917 00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:14,056 I don't even know if he's real. 918 00:57:24,983 --> 00:57:25,983 Maybe. 919 00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:29,696 Are you? 920 00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:31,949 Katrine neumann, we know you're down here. 921 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:32,866 You have to get me out of here, 922 00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:35,744 it's like prison but with worse people. 923 00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:37,036 How? 924 00:57:37,746 --> 00:57:39,186 Why aren't you helping me? Oh my god. 925 00:57:39,414 --> 00:57:42,209 You were supposed to be my friend, Janet. 926 00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:43,835 Fuck off me! 927 00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:45,128 Kat! 928 00:57:49,383 --> 00:57:50,383 Shit! 929 00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:00,602 Hey, it's Kat. 930 00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:01,894 Leave a message. 931 00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:16,209 If you're calling me, you're probably someone 932 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:18,493 who abandoned me and let me down when I needed you. 933 00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:20,747 Take a good look at yourself in the mirror. 934 00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:22,039 You know who you are. 935 00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:24,793 Don't leave a message because I won't call you back. 936 01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:01,222 Sorry to scare you. 937 01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:03,201 I thought it'd be romantic to just come through the window. 938 01:00:03,225 --> 01:00:05,936 Yeah, kidnappers and rapists, every girl's favorite. 939 01:00:06,228 --> 01:00:07,395 Can you help me? 940 01:00:07,687 --> 01:00:08,687 Sure. 941 01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:15,570 I missed you, Janet. 942 01:00:15,862 --> 01:00:16,863 I missed you, too. 943 01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:19,324 I think about you all the time. 944 01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:21,159 It's like I'm obsessed with you. 945 01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:22,869 Thanks, I guess. 946 01:00:24,204 --> 01:00:25,204 Me, too. 947 01:00:36,216 --> 01:00:37,342 Are you alone? 948 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,803 My dad's downstairs listening to books on tape. 949 01:00:40,095 --> 01:00:41,095 He can't hear us. 950 01:00:48,019 --> 01:00:49,139 I've never done this before. 951 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,357 It's okay, if you don't want. 952 01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:08,415 I don't know anything about you. 953 01:01:08,707 --> 01:01:10,000 What else do you need to know? 954 01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:12,586 Are you real? 955 01:01:12,878 --> 01:01:14,158 Reality is anything the majority 956 01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:15,589 of people agree to be true. 957 01:01:16,882 --> 01:01:18,466 Why do you say that? 958 01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:20,069 I only see you when I take my meds. 959 01:01:20,093 --> 01:01:21,261 You take your meds a lot. 960 01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:24,973 Do you think I'm real? 961 01:01:27,434 --> 01:01:29,269 Well, so do I. 962 01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:32,105 And we're the majority. 963 01:01:33,773 --> 01:01:34,774 Good enough for me. 964 01:01:39,988 --> 01:01:43,700 Do you wanna take off the, you must be hot. 965 01:01:45,243 --> 01:01:46,536 Sure, yeah. 966 01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:47,828 So far, so good. 967 01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:16,274 This is unexpected, but. 968 01:02:35,794 --> 01:02:36,795 Are you okay? 969 01:02:39,339 --> 01:02:40,339 I'm sorry. 970 01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:43,050 It's fine. 971 01:02:46,054 --> 01:02:47,138 I can't. 972 01:02:47,430 --> 01:02:48,430 I'm sorry. 973 01:02:49,307 --> 01:02:50,517 What can I do? 974 01:02:50,809 --> 01:02:52,102 An hour in de—con. 975 01:02:56,731 --> 01:02:58,733 Is there somewhere we can go where you'll be okay? 976 01:02:59,025 --> 01:03:00,068 I'm sorry. 977 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:01,360 Rian. 978 01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:04,197 I'll come back for you. 979 01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:06,574 We'll go away, you and I, 980 01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:08,994 where we can be safe. 981 01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:14,999 When? 982 01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:17,084 Soon. 983 01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:43,194 Are these friends of yours, Kat? 984 01:03:43,486 --> 01:03:44,154 Okay. 985 01:03:44,446 --> 01:03:47,073 Have a wonderful rest of your evening. 986 01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:55,874 Useful phrases while visiting France. 987 01:03:57,083 --> 01:04:01,004 Nice to meet you, but can't we just shake hands? 988 01:04:09,721 --> 01:04:12,766 Should I worry about that smell? 989 01:04:18,980 --> 01:04:21,107 My colossal American ass 990 01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:25,111 will not fit in your tiny European car. 991 01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:13,284 Mom? 992 01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:15,245 What the hell? 993 01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:17,247 Vlad. 994 01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:18,539 He's gone! 995 01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:20,417 Oh, is that all? 996 01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:22,335 Jesus, I thought you were dying. 997 01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:24,629 Everything is gone. 998 01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:26,339 Everything is gone. 999 01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:31,552 Get up. 1000 01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:34,431 Come on, get up. 1001 01:05:34,722 --> 01:05:35,722 I can't. 1002 01:05:37,058 --> 01:05:38,058 I can't. 1003 01:05:39,519 --> 01:05:40,770 Come on. 1004 01:05:44,816 --> 01:05:46,192 No, we're done with this now. 1005 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:02,417 So tell me again, the savings? 1006 01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:04,460 Empty. 1007 01:06:05,336 --> 01:06:06,336 Checking? 1008 01:06:07,255 --> 01:06:09,340 $200. 1009 01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:10,884 Real generous. 1010 01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:13,303 My college fund? 1011 01:06:13,595 --> 01:06:14,595 Gone. 1012 01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:16,598 Poof 1013 01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:20,393 credit cards maxed out with cash advances. 1014 01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:21,895 Okay mom, we have to find him. 1015 01:06:22,187 --> 01:06:23,187 Where did he go? 1016 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,356 Probably back to Slovakia. 1017 01:06:27,108 --> 01:06:28,443 He could be down the street. 1018 01:06:29,736 --> 01:06:32,655 Vlad was a very mysterious man. 1019 01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:36,367 What did he actually do for a living? 1020 01:06:37,285 --> 01:06:40,497 Import export and online financial services. 1021 01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:43,208 What does that even mean? 1022 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:45,418 Christ, I don't know. 1023 01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:49,923 You, as a recovering sex addict should know that sometimes 1024 01:06:50,215 --> 01:06:55,053 love and desire takes you to very dangerous places. 1025 01:06:57,430 --> 01:07:01,351 I went there with your father and I went there with vlad, 1026 01:07:01,643 --> 01:07:04,354 and now this is my punishment. 1027 01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:15,114 Katrine, I know you think I've failed you as a mother, 1028 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:19,327 but I would appreciate if you could at least try 1029 01:07:19,619 --> 01:07:22,288 to be a little bit supportive in my time of crisis. 1030 01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:25,041 Okay, okay, mom, don't bug out. 1031 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,377 Someday you'll understand. 1032 01:07:28,670 --> 01:07:29,963 Dating when you're middle—aged 1033 01:07:30,255 --> 01:07:32,006 is like shopping at a used car lot. 1034 01:07:33,091 --> 01:07:34,926 Choose the best you can but just remember 1035 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:37,637 that there's something wrong with all of them. 1036 01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:42,100 Come on, give me a hug. 1037 01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:45,228 Don't you think I deserve at least that much? 1038 01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:46,246 Rian, 1039 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,124 where are you? 1040 01:09:09,270 --> 01:09:10,270 Rian? 1041 01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:40,802 Sweetheart? 1042 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:43,720 Sweetheart? 1043 01:09:45,306 --> 01:09:47,016 Are you sick, pumpkin? 1044 01:09:47,308 --> 01:09:49,310 What's happening? 1045 01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:51,896 Been trying to wake you all morning. 1046 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,440 Did you stay up late on the computer last night? 1047 01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:00,446 I have a letter from the university. 1048 01:10:11,165 --> 01:10:12,165 I got in. 1049 01:10:13,084 --> 01:10:15,878 Well look at that, miss smarty pants. 1050 01:10:18,673 --> 01:10:20,758 Now we just have to figure out how to pay for it. 1051 01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:30,226 Well, I'll leave you alone so you can call your friends. 1052 01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:46,701 We're sorry, 1053 01:10:46,993 --> 01:10:49,274 the number you have dialed is not in service at this time. 1054 01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:50,495 Goddammit. 1055 01:11:15,188 --> 01:11:20,109 I sunlight say grace to the cold stone I'm waiting I 1056 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:29,202 I for that firelight god to lift his darkened eyes I 1057 01:11:31,078 --> 01:11:32,078 rian? 1058 01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:34,122 Rian! 1059 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:39,170 I and don't fear the skies they know no need for reason I 1060 01:11:39,462 --> 01:11:40,462 rian. 1061 01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:41,546 Rian, wait! 1062 01:11:43,966 --> 01:11:48,888 I the stars can't keep that shiny dancing charade I 1063 01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:51,223 good bye. 1064 01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:58,397 I but oh, to feel your eyes on me I 1065 01:12:03,444 --> 01:12:04,070 I love you. 1066 01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:08,366 I to want nothing, and everything I 1067 01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:29,344 Hey, miss. 1068 01:12:32,473 --> 01:12:34,517 Stop. 1069 01:12:34,809 --> 01:12:37,645 Miss! 1070 01:12:37,937 --> 01:12:38,937 Please. 1071 01:12:41,148 --> 01:12:44,485 Imomemimomul 1072 01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:46,529 ihml 1073 01:12:46,821 --> 01:12:50,074 imomemimomul 1074 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:50,908 ihml 1075 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:53,995 imomemimomul 1076 01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:54,871 ihml 1077 01:12:55,162 --> 01:12:58,291 imomemimomul 1078 01:12:58,583 --> 01:12:59,125 ihml 1079 01:12:59,417 --> 01:13:02,420 imomemimomul 1080 01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:05,298 ihml 1081 01:13:46,714 --> 01:13:47,882 Hey. 1082 01:13:48,174 --> 01:13:49,174 Hey. 1083 01:13:55,097 --> 01:13:56,933 I got into northmore. 1084 01:13:57,934 --> 01:13:58,935 That's great. 1085 01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:01,728 Did you hear? 1086 01:14:02,563 --> 01:14:04,398 Yeah, farnham turned me down. 1087 01:14:05,566 --> 01:14:06,686 I can't afford to go anyway, 1088 01:14:06,901 --> 01:14:11,530 so I'm just gonna work and reapply next year. 1089 01:14:17,203 --> 01:14:20,122 Pretty embarrassing, huh? 1090 01:14:20,414 --> 01:14:22,249 I should've just changed in the car. 1091 01:14:24,835 --> 01:14:27,254 I'm sorry I didn't write while you were away. 1092 01:14:28,422 --> 01:14:30,675 I thought you had lots of other cooler friends. 1093 01:14:32,009 --> 01:14:33,469 Fhends, yeah, no. 1094 01:14:37,306 --> 01:14:38,306 Sorry. 1095 01:14:40,851 --> 01:14:43,896 I probably wasn't exactly the best friend to you, either. 1096 01:14:46,565 --> 01:14:47,565 We're lame. 1097 01:14:48,651 --> 01:14:50,945 Yeah, yeah we are. 1098 01:14:57,410 --> 01:14:58,410 Rian was real. 1099 01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:05,209 I thought I was losing it, but he was real. 1100 01:15:07,628 --> 01:15:08,628 He's gone, though. 1101 01:15:10,297 --> 01:15:14,510 Yay and boo, I guess. 1102 01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:19,640 I guess I should go. 1103 01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:24,477 Bye, feel better. 1104 01:15:50,713 --> 01:15:51,797 Are you insane? 1105 01:15:53,299 --> 01:15:54,383 Come out, whore. 1106 01:15:54,675 --> 01:15:57,887 I I'm just a—sittin' with the bad kitty I 1107 01:15:58,179 --> 01:16:00,097 I just while it's in the mood I 1108 01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:01,682 this is weird. 1109 01:16:01,974 --> 01:16:03,809 Think of it as prom that smells funny. 1110 01:16:04,769 --> 01:16:05,770 I look ridiculous. 1111 01:16:06,687 --> 01:16:08,397 Cataracts will help with that, I think. 1112 01:16:08,689 --> 01:16:11,484 There's so many old people here, the average age is dead. 1113 01:16:12,818 --> 01:16:13,818 Ladies. 1114 01:16:22,369 --> 01:16:23,871 Suck it, bitch. 1115 01:16:25,164 --> 01:16:27,124 I and I wanna kiss you too I 1116 01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:29,043 so it's your birthday, huh? 1117 01:16:29,335 --> 01:16:30,669 Yes, ma'am. 1118 01:16:30,961 --> 01:16:33,964 I am 92 years old. 1119 01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:35,466 92? 1120 01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:36,758 You rock, dude. 1121 01:16:36,967 --> 01:16:37,967 Happy birthday. 1122 01:16:39,762 --> 01:16:42,098 So I hear there's a lot of action going on in these places, 1123 01:16:42,389 --> 01:16:44,141 everyone being single and all. 1124 01:16:44,433 --> 01:16:46,310 You're not gonna give me an std, are you? 1125 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:47,602 Oh, I'm 92. 1126 01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:51,357 Leave room for Jesus there, hot pants. 1127 01:16:51,649 --> 01:16:52,817 Uh, jealous much?