1 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,840 我会很想你的 2 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:36,640 你可以来看我,我也会打给你 3 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,280 -我好爱你 -我也是 4 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,520 你还有东西没打包 5 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,120 明天是大日子呢 6 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,200 好,妈,我来了 7 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,240 -要早起,还要开长途车程 -再见 8 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,280 再见,索亚太太 9 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:52,680 -她超讨厌我 -才没有 10 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:57,200 -真的超级讨厌 -但我爱你,好吗? 11 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,680 但我必须走了 12 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,880 -到了再打给你 -在路上就打 13 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,160 这里离密西根州立大学 只有三小时车程 14 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:05,840 我们不会有事的 15 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,560 -回头见 -好 16 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,080 我保证 17 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,040 你逃不走的 18 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,040 "凯拉:你居然还是处女?" 19 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,400 "蜜雪儿:牡蛎开了吗?" 20 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:39,560 "史蒂芬妮:别走后门" 21 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,480 "安妮:倒数开始了" 22 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,200 糟糕 23 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,520 好‥ 24 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,880 我光屁股了,很好 25 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:30,800 该死 26 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,360 天啊‥ 27 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,120 是谁? 28 00:02:58,520 --> 00:02:59,760 有人吗? 29 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:06,800 好,可以的‥ 30 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,280 -安妮? -是我 31 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,760 派翠莎,我好想吃那个派 32 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,960 -惊喜 -你在做什么? 33 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:16,200 你明天要上大学 我想给你个难忘的夜晚 34 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,080 做爱,我想跟你做爱 35 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,560 -好‥ -跟我,今晚,现在 36 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,800 但我以为你不想要 37 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,080 我当然想要 38 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:31,480 我只是想要很特别,浪漫又完美 39 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:33,960 我爱你,我想把第一次给你 40 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,960 那太好了 41 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,240 -根本可以当圣诞贺卡 -我也觉得 42 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,440 -我要拍张照 -我父母一定会想看他的脸 43 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:42,800 你想做那件事吗? 44 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,760 猜我外套里面穿了什么? 45 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:47,360 我准备好了‥ 46 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,440 我的天啊‥ 47 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:50,760 这不是我要的 48 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,200 这个派真漂亮 49 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:54,480 -你们好 -他们是谁? 50 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,400 是我,爸爸,这是视讯聊天 51 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,800 是视讯聊天 52 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,560 你们怎么上电视了? 53 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:03,800 -要不要看医生,擦个药? -不用‥别说了 54 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,160 我们上楼看看孙子吧 55 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,520 这个派是为他做的 56 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,200 -热腾腾的 -她做得非常好 57 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,080 -你在哪里? -我就在这里 58 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,240 不是你,我在问他们 59 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,200 我们要上楼,妈妈 60 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:17,760 给杰森一个惊喜 61 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,960 -你等着 -我等 62 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,920 -杰森是谁? -是你的孙子 63 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 这是什么频道? 64 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,040 那是什么? 65 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,320 口交保险套 66 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,280 -什么? -口交保险套 67 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,800 可以在口交时免于性病感染 68 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,600 好吧,随便 69 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:41,720 亲爱的,我们帮你准备了惊喜 70 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:45,800 杰森? 71 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:50,800 那女的嘴里有个保险套 72 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,400 等等,妈,我没穿衣服 73 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,160 你呔到了? 74 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,320 杰森索亚,给我开门 75 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,800 抱歉,妈妈,我腿抽筋了 76 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,720 能给我根香蕉帮我补钾吗? 77 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,120 我非常爱你,但你必须走了 78 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,440 再见 79 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,800 -杰森索亚 -抱歉,妈妈,我抽筋 80 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:30,320 外公和外婆看到你的下面了 81 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:37,800 "凯拉:快说喔" 82 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,520 "史蒂芬妮: 人生最棒的12秒?" 83 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,640 "蜜雪儿:告别处女" 84 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:41,800 "凯拉:是6秒吧" 85 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:46,000 "蜜雪儿:笑死" 86 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,000 "安妮" 87 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,000 还不行‥ 88 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,480 你又聪明又漂亮 89 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,360 还不行,等等我会说 90 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,240 -再高一点 -你是我的公主 91 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,960 轻一点但快一点 92 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,760 现在用力撞 93 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:06,360 我很珍惜你,我好珍惜你 94 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,280 -太棒了 -对 95 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:18,480 我们是史上最棒的情侣 96 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,240 没有人能像我们一样做爱 97 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:24,160 我以前也没这样做爱 98 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,120 你也是我的第一任 所以我不知道 99 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:30,560 我写了你是我的挚爱的情诗 你看过了吧? 100 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,520 看了,但我有多好呢? 101 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:38,040 我不知道,比其他女生好吗? 102 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,680 你又来了 103 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:44,200 我不嫉妒,我只是问问 104 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:49,000 对,都只是问问,接着就会失控 105 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,400 你在拍我们吗? 106 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,680 小混蛋,这是侵犯隐私 107 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:57,760 这样不好,奇娜 108 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:02,040 你必须尊重我的隐私,小混蛋 109 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,800 给我回来 110 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,920 把手机给我 111 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,440 你必须学习情商 112 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,200 把影片删掉 113 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,880 "莫妮卡:最近健身吗?" 而且你拍得很烂 114 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,800 又来了? 你认真? 115 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,440 -凯拉 -糟糕 116 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,480 抱歉,爱你 117 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,560 莫妮卡是谁? 118 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,240 "凯拉" 119 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:34,120 我不会推卸责任,我会正面迎战 120 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:39,400 我相信我们所有人 121 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,160 我们的能量,信念,忠诚 122 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,400 -所投入的一切 -来吧 123 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:49,000 -太棒了,来吧 -都将点亮我们的国家 124 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:53,720 "蜜雪儿威斯特" 125 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,880 因此,美国同胞们 126 00:08:55,960 --> 00:09:00,520 不要问你的国家能为你做什么 127 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,560 而要问你们能为国家做什么 128 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,280 "蜜雪儿" 129 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,320 -雪克曼校长 -史蒂芬妮 130 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,880 我在等你呢 131 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,600 这套服装太棒了 132 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:26,640 很高兴你重新考虑 接受我的提议 133 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,480 -把衣服脱了,奴隶 -真火辣 134 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:31,280 -喜欢吗? -我喜欢‥ 135 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,600 -兴奋吗? -兴奋,主人 136 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,000 -手铐戴上 -手铐,好的 137 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,120 -那是鞭子吗? -没错 138 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,680 是个手机程式 139 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:45,960 是为你们这种变态设计的 140 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,560 我喜欢,但不太懂 141 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,440 因为你是猪头 142 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,760 你能再表演一次恋母癖吗? 同学们一定会很爱 143 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,240 等等,你在录我吗? 144 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:57,480 当然,我受够你了,雪克曼校长 145 00:09:57,560 --> 00:10:00,120 勾搭我和其他女孩,真恶心 146 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:04,240 我不想要高中最后一年 被你这色狼玷污 147 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:05,880 所以欢迎来到你的退休派对 148 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,440 女士,把手铐拿掉 149 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:08,800 不行‥ 150 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,360 现在我说了算,你这个变态 151 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,600 你给我退休,不然影片就会疯传 152 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,720 利用周末好好反省你的行为 153 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:19,480 希望你学到了宝贵的一课 154 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:22,560 绝对不要惹到史提夫勒家的人 155 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,000 "史蒂芬妮 史提夫勒" 156 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,400 -史蒂芬妮 -再见 157 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,800 史提夫勒‥ 158 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,560 你完蛋了 159 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,360 我更惨 160 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,120 你是在开玩笑吗? 161 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,760 你被嘴巴保险套呔到 162 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,200 结果根本没有做爱? 163 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:42,080 那是口交保险套 为什么大家都没听过? 164 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:45,800 所以你用口交保险套来保险 但还是从窗户掉下去 165 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,440 而且还没有做爱 166 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:48,960 对,我知道,我搞砸了 167 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:52,600 我只是想要第一次 既安全又美丽 168 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:53,680 -好吗? -拜托‥ 169 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,200 做爱根本不是美丽的事 170 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,720 应该要性感又下流又饥渴 171 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,040 我就是要有 美丽的第一次,好吗? 172 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,720 不得不说,安妮 你男友就是个臭直男 173 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:03,800 杰森才不臭 174 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,280 我本来不想说的 但他真的不怎么样 175 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,440 -我很抱歉 -各位,我们应该要很开心的 176 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,240 我们要庆祝我们的青春 177 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:13,080 高中最后一年,婊子们 178 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,120 开学派对 179 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,560 东大瀑布的同学们 180 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:35,480 欢迎来到年度开学派对 181 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:42,280 周一我们就要回到 无聊到死的高中生活 182 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,200 但是今天晴空万里 183 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:45,560 大家要喝得烂醉 184 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:49,840 我们是超没判断力的青少年 185 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,800 没错 186 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,200 "夏末派对" 187 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,880 全喝掉 188 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,240 东大瀑布 189 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,800 姐妹 190 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,640 最近如何,史提夫勒? 191 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,760 布莱德麦克米克 居然还没醉倒,不错喔 192 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,280 史提夫勒,我听说了一些事 193 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,840 你是本世纪最会"厉害"的辣妹 194 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,680 我怎么能错过? 195 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,840 你真的好吸引人哦,听着 196 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,680 今天不可能,明天也不能 197 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,960 就算你是世上最后的男人 198 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,040 就算我喜欢你廉价体香剂的味道 199 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,320 就算我不知道你下面有够小 200 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,080 -我可不是‥ -我也会听说事情 201 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,600 别耍小聪明,否则只会有反效果 202 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:45,160 尽量别呕吐,也别到处乱摸 203 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,080 这是你今天的任务 204 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:48,480 可以做到吧 205 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,800 这是我的真实感受 206 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,920 你今天太情绪化了 207 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,080 你骇进了我的手机 208 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,880 对,我骇进了我男友的手机 209 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,680 大家都会这样,对吧,姐妹们? 210 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:06,240 对,好吗? 而且我看到饥渴的贱货在调情 211 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,000 我说过几遍了,那贱货是我表亲 212 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,120 你是说世上 没有人和表亲上床吗? 213 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,000 因为真有其事 还生出长尾巴的小孩 214 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,440 而且她还问你有没有健身 215 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,440 因为她是我的物理治疗师 216 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,400 我去年我膝盖受伤就是给她看 217 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,880 等等,我好像有印象 218 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,360 对,你还传简讯给她 219 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,280 还告诉她我有性病 220 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,960 对,我想要她离你远一点 221 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,360 结果她告诉了我妈 222 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:31,120 现在我妈以为我有梅毒 223 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:35,080 那她知道真相后 一定会松一口气的 224 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,160 梅毒不治疗的话会影响心理的 225 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,240 凯拉 226 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,760 我要和你分手 227 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,840 提姆,我爱你 228 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,800 你在开玩笑吗? 229 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,720 我们非常相爱啊,笨蛋 230 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,560 亲爱的,你还好吗? 231 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:53,640 那个吗? 232 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,440 我们分手了,这样才能复合 233 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,560 只是个小瓶颈 234 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,040 你们想喝个痛快吗? 235 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,480 走吧 236 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,520 好,你想怎样么都好 237 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,600 有点不妙 238 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:05,680 龙舌兰 239 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,240 安妮,你好吗? 240 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,680 我在一个愚蠢的派对,很想你 241 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,600 好 242 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,280 真不错 243 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,840 真的很棒 244 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,520 下次请对准嘴巴 245 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,120 好 246 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,680 我必须挂了,等等聊 247 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,800 好,我爱‥ 248 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,320 你 249 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,120 -这边? -对,这里 250 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,000 最好不要‥ 好的 251 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,240 -情况如何? -我饥渴的男友 252 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,480 身边全是妖艳女大生 253 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,440 而我是历史上唯一的17岁处女 254 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:51,520 这样最幸运 255 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,280 无知就是福,我的处女好友 256 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,600 我跟提姆可能要几天才能复合 257 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,840 我们没男人也能有健康性生活 258 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:03,480 现代科技已经赐给我们 各种创新的自慰科技 259 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:06,000 什么花样都有 从外面,从里面 260 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,120 假阳具,兔子,魔杖,按摩棒 261 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,280 遥控,肛塞,肛珠 262 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,880 -阴道球 -阴道球? 263 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,360 对啊,我现在就塞了两个 264 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:17,240 感觉十分奇特 265 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:25,120 -真的超棒 -你这样塞东西,让我很不安 266 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,240 这就是重点 267 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,520 你也能来点不安的体验,安妮 268 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,160 你有玩具吗? 269 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,480 我们没有‥ 270 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,800 我不用玩具的 271 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,120 她为什么恨你? 272 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,760 各位,我们的感情生活 都有些缺陷 273 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:42,480 真的该好好解决 都高中最后一年了 274 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,920 什么意思? 275 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,960 -设定目标 -什么目标? 276 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:51,520 你需要一个欣赏幽默感的男人 而且不会玻璃心 277 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,440 或许是一个不会情绪化的人 278 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,160 对,一个意识模糊的人 279 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,400 不能是想要浪漫爱情的人 280 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,320 你需要一个认真想做爱的人 281 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,960 -天啊,我真需要想做爱的人 -没错 282 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,400 好,轮到我,快说 283 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,480 那很简单,你需要个聪明人 284 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,400 对,一个懂你的人 285 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,440 有社会意识又很忠于自己 286 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,640 -也要有点变态 -我喜欢 287 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,480 好,那史蒂芬妮呢? 288 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,000 我? 我很好啊 289 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,360 抱歉,亲爱的,你缺的可多了 290 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,760 不好意思,什么? 291 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,120 我需要什么? 292 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,240 安妮,说吧 293 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,040 一个好人 294 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:31,120 喜欢和你相处,买贴心礼物给你 295 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,800 关心你过得好不好 296 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,040 好吧,那安妮呢? 297 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,040 和我爱的男人做爱 298 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,840 各位,这些目标太容易实现了 299 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,440 -我们需要限时 -毕业舞会 300 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,200 大约剩一个月 而且有完美的主题 301 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,280 主题? 302 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,360 你们真的对学校漠不关心 303 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,200 拜托,主题是反舞会 304 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,080 就是毕业舞会的相反 把传统都丢掉 305 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,480 最重要的一点,是女生邀请男生 306 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,640 好,第一条规则 307 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,560 设立目标修复我们的感情生活 308 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,240 第二,女性同胞要相互支持 309 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,720 第三,我们是彼此的问责伙伴 310 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,600 不能用平常的借口推托 311 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,680 -好 -可以 312 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,200 第四,期限是毕业舞会 313 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,520 反毕业舞会 314 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,760 等等,为什么要订规则? 315 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,280 听起来像是比赛 316 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,960 一切都是比赛 317 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,640 但这不是比赛,是个约定 318 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:22,720 约定 319 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:26,400 女士们,我们举杯 立下女生规则 320 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,240 干杯 321 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:29,680 我们约好了 322 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:30,800 "离舞会还有五周" 323 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,600 "东大瀑布" 324 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,160 "反舞会 穿睡衣来" 325 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,960 好的,行动今天开始 朝目标努力 326 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:59,040 如果有人看不顺眼 就叫他们去死吧 327 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,320 我们好像霹雳娇娃 但不是茱儿芭莉摩那一代 328 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,280 -而是没人穿内衣的老一代 -不错 329 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,280 我也不想毁掉重要的女权时刻 330 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:19,000 但看看我们的选项 331 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,080 确实,这些烂货 我们小学就认识了 332 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:25,000 如果学校有理想情人 我们一定早就注意到了 333 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,080 确实如此 334 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,080 听着,东大瀑布高中 有五百多个男生 335 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,600 你们的理想情人可能就在身边 336 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,760 或者在密西根州立大学 337 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:35,920 真讽刺,安妮可能是 最占优势的人 338 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,920 -尤其是烂借口的那一部分 -什么借口? 339 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,400 你想把第一次给混蛋杰森? 340 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:44,880 那就去密西根州立大学 跳到他身上摇 341 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,520 应该来很简单吧 你却还在这里 342 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:49,720 太狠了 343 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,920 规则三,我是问责伙伴 344 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,200 杰森很忙的 345 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,840 虽然我也很想过去 346 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,520 但他忙到连聊天的时间都没有 347 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,200 真悲伤 348 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,240 再见了,婊子们 349 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,600 我建议我们趁机开始训练 350 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,400 享受性爱前 你必须知道自己的喜好吧 351 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:13,120 -你想怎么做? -我想可以去购物 352 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,880 我得走了,要迟到了 353 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:19,760 闪开 354 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,760 该死‥ 355 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,120 "做自己" 356 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,320 天啊,你还好吗? 357 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,400 看起来真的很痛 358 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,240 没事,我很好,我只是‥ 359 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,920 我上课迟到了,课表写错了 360 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,800 微积分写成微积分预备课 所以我才狂奔 361 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,400 但你看起来好像迷路了 362 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,960 身为学生会副主席 我有义务帮助你 363 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,600 你好,我是蜜雪儿 364 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,480 我正在掩饰上课迟到的焦虑 365 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,200 我是葛兰特,刚转来 366 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,760 完全迷路了 367 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,200 但被你的焦虑逗乐了 368 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,520 但是你很幸运 我也要去上微积分 369 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,120 我非常乐意报告你的无私协助 370 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,440 尽管因此而迟到了 371 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,120 我也会省略你‥ 372 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,760 正面撞门的事情 373 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,960 那是阴道球吗? 374 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,440 没错 375 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,040 -三秒法则 -好 376 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,600 -我们走吧? -好 377 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,880 给我的甜心的甜点 378 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,720 你在做什么? 还记得我们分手了吗? 379 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,680 我们只是争执 380 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,120 南瓜拿铁还是摩卡? 381 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,280 这次是真的,我们结束了 382 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,640 你不是我的挚爱了 383 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,000 介意我坐这里吗? 384 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:12,440 听着,我知道这不干我的事 385 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,440 但我不小心听到了 386 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,000 天啊 387 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,920 对,真的挺尴尬的 388 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,880 但有人陪你的话 可能就不会那么可悲了 389 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:25,000 而且你的前任还在看 390 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,480 如果想把他气疯 391 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,520 就把那美味杯南瓜拿铁递给我 392 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,040 你是谁? 393 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,120 我是葛兰特,我在帮你打气 394 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,680 你想偷我的咖啡 395 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,920 那只是额外的奖励 396 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,200 我是凯拉 397 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,800 很高兴认识你,凯拉 398 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,280 为什么给我摩卡? 399 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,760 你以为我会给你南瓜拿铁吗? 400 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,400 干吗把季节限定饮料给陌生人? 401 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,120 (法语)有道理 402 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:01,360 冲啊‥ 403 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,520 放马过来 404 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,120 大伙们,做得漂亮 405 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,680 那是谁啊? 406 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:21,760 新来的鲜肉是谁? 407 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,080 真可爱 408 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,160 小鲜肉 409 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,440 你吓到他了,给我球 410 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,240 -不可能的,太远了 -赌二十美金 411 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,880 -我也要赌 -来赌啊 412 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,360 给我让开一点 413 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,680 等着看 414 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,480 超厉害 415 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,160 -正中红心 -他是不是死了? 416 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:46,440 -你把小可爱杀了 -掏钱吧,混蛋们 417 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,160 我的天,我很抱歉 418 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,280 你还好吗? 419 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,480 应该还好 420 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,880 -没事吧 -没事‥ 421 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,200 我是史蒂芬妮 史蒂芬妮史提夫勒 422 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,000 我是葛兰特 423 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,080 你的手好柔软 424 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,080 -谢谢你 -不客气 425 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,680 我在找男子袋棍球场 426 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,920 男子的球场在东边 427 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,080 -我可以带你去 -不用了 428 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,440 -刚刚那球很漂亮 -不错吧? 429 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,240 我要定你了 430 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,320 进来吧 431 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,040 我的天 432 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:45,120 我现在非常不舒服 433 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,120 安妮,深呼吸,冷静下来 434 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,840 这只是一间商店 435 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,640 没有任何奇怪或肮脏之处 436 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,160 -你是常客吗? -蜜雪儿 437 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,280 -萝丝 -我就知道 438 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:58,040 新款玩具刚上市 439 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:02,040 对你的乳头,舌头 阴蒂和括约肌都很好 440 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,120 她说了好多身体部位 441 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,960 真可怜,还是让自己 受限于男权体制 442 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,320 抱歉,你刚刚是说 新玩具进货了吗? 443 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,720 坊间评价非常好 444 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:12,800 真的名不虚传 445 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,240 可以示范一下吗? 446 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,760 -来吧 -不要 447 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,080 天啊 448 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,640 欢迎来到你的性启蒙之旅 449 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,280 这面墙是你通往高潮的大门 450 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,480 但要选对玩具,我要做点调查 451 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,200 你喜欢从里面,还是从外面? 452 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,120 什么? 453 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,200 好吧 454 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,080 我们拿橡胶阴道当作视觉辅助吧 455 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,680 -那是退货品,但消毒了 -谢谢,萝丝 456 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,400 好的,你喜欢这样的? 457 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:44,160 -还是这样的? -我选择第一个 458 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,320 很有道理,大多数女性 透过刺激阴蒂达到高潮 459 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,560 其实百分之75的女性 不会透过性交达到高潮 460 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,760 是真的 不好意思,借过一下 461 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,920 你们挡住了好东西 462 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,680 对不起‥ 463 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,480 这个怎么样? 464 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,640 你好吗? 465 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,560 纯洁无辜小可爱 466 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,600 我猜你是第一次来买玩具 467 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,000 没错,这是她的一个玩具 468 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,880 这是女人一生中 相当特别的一天 469 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,520 小甜心 470 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,560 我的第一次仍历历在目 471 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,600 肌肉按摩棒5000 472 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,400 至今仍然畅销 473 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,320 真的是"棒到出水" 474 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:25,120 但这个无人能敌 475 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,800 三个震动马达 476 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,640 弯曲弧度 能找到难以捉摸的G点 477 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,520 偷偷告诉你,在前端 478 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,360 兔子能照顾阴蒂 479 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,800 如果不小心尿出来 别担心,这个防水 480 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,560 真是个美好的年代,对吧? 481 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:45,200 好了,搜寻行动结束,我找到了 482 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,480 这款黑色蕾丝内裤超完美 483 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,400 够低调,也是非侵入性 484 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,040 我同意,真的超完美 485 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:54,720 我为你接下来的旅程 感到非常期待 486 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,960 旅途愉快,小女孩‥ 487 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,760 我的天啊‥ 488 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,160 什么? 放轻松 489 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,240 放轻松? 490 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:09,720 有个热心的怪阿姨 帮我挑了震动内裤 491 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,280 她不怪,她是个女神 492 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,760 而且没差啊 反正之后又不会见到 493 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,080 结账吧 494 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,840 -宝贝 -爸爸 495 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,640 -要大考了,要念书 -开学就大考? 496 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,640 一定是超严格私校 497 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,320 我的天啊 498 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,600 你好 499 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,560 我刚搬来隔壁,想要自我介绍 500 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,560 我是艾伦 亲爱的,过来 501 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,840 这是我儿子葛兰特 502 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,640 我烤了个派 503 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,440 -请进 -谢谢 504 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,800 宝贝,我该去上课了 505 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,520 你难道没时间来一发吗? 506 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:25,680 你是想要视讯性爱吗? 507 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,080 那样也很不错 508 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,240 我买了新东西 509 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,440 可以一起玩 510 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,840 可以给你和你妻子吃 511 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,280 可惜没有妻子,我离婚了 512 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:39,120 -只有我和女儿 -真巧 513 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,040 -我也是 -这样啊 514 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:44,480 那我们就一起吃吧 是苹果派吗? 515 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:45,880 樱桃 516 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:48,160 热腾腾 517 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,160 天啊,你一定要给我看看 518 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,960 拜托给我看,拜托 519 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,680 好,给你瞄一眼 520 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,720 该死 521 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,800 我网路超烂 522 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:05,080 就是个有蕾丝花边的小东西 523 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,920 而且可以遥控 524 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,920 用来控制内裤? 525 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,120 好棒,快打开 526 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,280 好舒服 527 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,960 好好吃 528 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,480 你喜欢就太好了 529 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,640 我喜欢 530 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,040 我非常喜欢 531 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,000 该死 532 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,960 这是我第一次听你骂脏话 533 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,960 我喜欢,能再来一句吗? 534 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,600 真该死 535 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,320 所以,凯文‥ 536 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,760 你离婚多久了? 537 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,360 非常久了 538 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,960 非常非常久了 539 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,920 好了,感谢招待 540 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,080 但我明天有大考,需要念书 541 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,120 安妮一定也在准备同一个考试 542 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,160 天啊 543 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,280 该死 544 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,920 太棒了 545 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,040 也是东大瀑布高中的? 546 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,160 我们都是,我是新任校长 547 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,360 真的吗? 548 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,440 这样好了 549 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,040 安妮最喜欢惊喜了 我们上去看看她吧 550 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,960 该死 551 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:28,600 可恶 552 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,400 我要出来了 553 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,040 亲爱的,在忙吗? 554 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,880 不忙 555 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,800 -我只是在放松 -太好了 556 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,600 因为我要来介绍一下你的新校长 557 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,760 这是费雪小姐 558 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,720 你好‥ 559 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,640 要出来了 560 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,360 出来了‥ 561 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,080 -天啊‥ -这东西一直乱叫 562 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,160 真巧,我已经见过安妮了 563 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,080 -在图书馆 -对,我在找《白"茎"记》 564 00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,080 她在看一本言情小说 你还喜欢吗? 565 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,200 真的很棒 566 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,800 太好了 567 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:08,400 我要介绍我儿子葛兰特 是个帅哥哦 568 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,160 很高兴认识‥ 569 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,600 我叫葛兰特,也很高兴认识你 570 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,760 你们有没有听到‥ 571 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,720 没有,我什么都没听到 572 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,600 安妮,你怎么了? 573 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:26,880 我‥ 574 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,080 这样好了 575 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,920 我们先下楼拿一块派给她吧 576 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,600 真是太好了 577 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,960 没错,有时候女生要的很简单 578 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,040 对吧,亲爱的 579 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,000 来带我参观一下吧,从卧室开始 580 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,720 真高科技 581 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,960 很高兴认识你,安妮 582 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,760 好 583 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,280 "舞会倒数四周" 584 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,440 今年毕业主题真的很棒 585 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:13,280 快来吧,我们要举办 睡衣反舞会派对 586 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,080 就是把"毕业舞会"反过来写 587 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,240 别管西装和礼服了 穿上连身睡衣 588 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:19,600 很疯狂吧? 589 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,640 现在,我要扛起重责大任 590 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,280 向大家介绍我们新校长 591 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,040 艾伦费雪校长 592 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,320 谢谢,艾米特 593 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,680 同学们好,你们可能 对我的职位感到惊讶 594 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,280 -说真的,我也是 -我的天啊 595 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,200 真的是她,你没骗我 596 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:38,840 我就说吧 597 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,080 你说我们再也不会看到她 598 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,520 但我见到了 599 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,200 一个小时后,就出现在我卧室 600 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,920 我正在体验新买的东西 601 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,360 恶心,这是私人话题 602 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:54,960 一个事业有成 且性观念开放的女人 603 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,680 根本就是完美的典范 604 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:05,160 雪克曼校长似乎突然退休了 605 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,440 但我知道大家都希望他平安无事 606 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,240 也祝大家有愉快的一天 607 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,200 开脱者加油 608 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,160 -是开拓者 -我知道,开拓者加油 609 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,160 你好 610 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,200 你好,凯拉,没错吧? 611 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,560 我买了你最爱的 612 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,040 谢谢 613 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,440 有秋天的味道 614 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,800 真的呢 615 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,000 你真幽默 616 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,200 我要去赶课了 617 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,760 再次感谢你 618 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,280 那男的是谁? 619 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,120 谁? 620 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,560 他啊,他是葛兰特 621 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:57,920 我朋友 622 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,120 我的特殊朋友 623 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,360 我们三天前才分手 624 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,840 提姆,你吃醋了吗? 625 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,240 真可爱 626 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,080 如果你希望我去找你‥ 627 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,600 我们不会复合的 628 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,880 复合? 谁要啊? 629 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,560 我是说和前任纯上床 630 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:20,960 和前任上床? 631 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,880 我们不是中午会偷偷离校 去你家滚床单? 632 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,840 再多几次也好 633 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,320 你不想也没关系 634 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,560 我也和葛兰特有约,所以‥ 635 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,320 中午 636 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:35,800 在我家 637 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,800 婊子心机无人能敌 638 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,440 她帮我占位子了 639 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,880 你好 640 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,080 还记得我吗? 641 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,640 -不记得 -怎么可能? 642 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,760 你昨天在房间里"放松" 643 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,280 别那样说 644 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:05,640 不然要怎么说? 645 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,400 就别提了 646 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,960 和谁都不准提 647 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,240 好,我不会,跟别人无关 648 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,760 我要薯条,谢谢 649 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,000 老实说,我觉得这件事有点‥ 650 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,080 不知道,有点可爱 651 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,280 我有男朋友了 652 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,280 我知道,虽然没见过他 653 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,800 但他声音挺好听的 654 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,480 -要玉米饼吗? -好,谢谢 655 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,840 就因为你闯进我的房间 656 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,440 打扰我和真命天子相处 657 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,000 并不代表你懂我 658 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:39,160 不好意思 "我出来了"那位 659 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,200 是你的真命天子? 660 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,120 我在一段成熟且忠诚的关系当中 661 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,200 如果我告诉杰森你说了什么 662 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,960 你就完了,老兄 663 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:54,120 好吧,知道了,老兄 664 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,960 祝你和云端情人百年好合 665 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,080 去吃饭吧 666 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:01,840 谢谢 667 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,280 你很会和男生搭话吧? 668 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,680 要怎么开始? 我不太会开话题 669 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,800 假扮落难少女挺有效的 670 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,320 我不想那么做作 671 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,200 男人觉得被需要时会变得超蠢 672 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,760 艾米特,你好吗? 673 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,480 你好,小鲜肉 674 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,360 为何我的梦中情人在抱艾米特? 675 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,400 等等 676 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,000 你不是真的喜欢葛兰特吧? 677 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,400 他不是你的菜,你们也没共通点 678 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,200 我们有无法抵抗的野性磁场 679 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,440 我必须走了,我有图书馆‥ 680 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:43,600 我要去‥ 我有本书‥ 681 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,600 我要‥ 等等见 682 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,480 简讯联络 683 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,400 落难少女‥ 684 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,200 好 685 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,600 该死 686 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,280 又是你 687 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,960 你没事吧? 688 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,520 "小心地滑" 没事 689 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,240 你好‥ 690 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:55,880 我只是有点脆弱又娇嫩‥ 691 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,680 好 692 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:02,160 你脖子肌肉真发达 693 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,560 谢谢 694 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,200 还是去保健室吧 695 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,840 好‥ 696 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,320 我可以坐这边吗? 697 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,760 可以,怎么了? 698 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,720 别这样,我们很久没说话了 699 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,520 是啊,五年级开始就没有 700 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:24,200 你跟大家说我下课时尿裤子 701 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,560 因为是真的 702 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,320 不是,是饮水机坏了 703 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,560 好喔 704 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:29,800 听着,我在看书 705 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,320 我知道你很少看书 706 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:36,280 但看书的人通常想要 享受独处的时光 707 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,360 所以别烦我了 708 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,160 我现在对那件事有点内疚了 709 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,200 你早该内疚了 710 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,720 你刚刚跟叫葛兰特的男生说话 711 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,520 你们是朋友吗? 712 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,360 我们连续七年暑假 都是乐队夏令营的室友 713 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,160 所以是的,我们是朋友 714 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:54,560 葛兰特是乐队的? 715 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:55,640 不会吧? 716 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:58,160 对,他是个超强萨克斯风手 717 00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,720 -真无聊 -不会 718 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,960 萨克斯风是最性感的管乐器 才不无聊 719 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,640 好吧,他有什么爱好? 喜欢什么? 720 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,000 你九年没跟我说过话了 721 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,080 不如直接去问葛兰特吧 722 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,480 听着,艾米特,我想改过自新 723 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,040 我想跟不同类型的人交往 找一个好人 724 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,320 但我的魅力似乎对他无效 725 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,080 所以我想你或许可以帮我 726 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,520 你要我骗好朋友上钩? 727 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,160 就是这样 728 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,960 要把他当战利品 刻在你的口红盒上? 729 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,200 第一,我没有口红盒 730 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,600 八十岁以下的人都没有 731 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,560 老兄,你到底想不想帮我? 732 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,480 -中间会出很多问题 -什么问题? 733 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,240 葛兰特很有品味 734 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,120 而且我也很正直 735 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:50,200 我不想骗好友跟催狂魔交往 736 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:56,000 -那是什么? -吞噬快乐的黑暗生物 737 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,440 《哈利波特》里的 738 00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,640 你真的是个书呆子 739 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,320 我给你二十美金 740 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,760 太夸张了,他是我朋友 741 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,920 最少一百美金 742 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,320 希望物超所值 743 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:16,680 有护士吗? 744 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,920 学生受伤了? 蓝色警报 745 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,440 不是‥不是蓝色警报,我没事 746 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,440 -怎么了,还好吗? -费雪校长,让我来 747 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:26,800 让她坐下,我送她去保健室 748 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,840 -坐好了,没事的 -但我‥ 749 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,640 -保重 -但是‥ 750 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:32,800 天啊,你的头发好香 751 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,400 真的,我没事,你不用推我 752 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,640 不行,一点风险都不能有 753 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:40,440 尤其是学术十项全能的队长 754 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,480 这周末需要你对抗公园路高中 755 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,440 -你也会看学术十项全能吗? -当然 756 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,000 你是一直举着横幅加油的人吗? 757 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,320 对,就是我,奥利弗 758 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,160 坏坏的时候可以叫我奥利 759 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,640 我会假装没听到最后一句 760 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:55,480 费雪校长和儿子的关系好吗? 761 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,080 是啊,是个现代家庭 762 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,800 单亲妈妈,独生子 763 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,240 而你是她的助手 764 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,720 办公室需要人手吗? 765 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,960 需要 766 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,280 太好了 767 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,720 -这真是‥ -对 768 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,600 非常‥ 769 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,120 不一样 770 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,720 我喜欢 771 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,200 对‥ 772 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:31,440 我们说来就来 773 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,720 让我有点狂野,对吧? 774 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,000 没错 775 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:40,120 纯约炮,没有约束,不带感情 我超喜欢 776 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,280 我先走了 777 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,760 等等,不用马上离开 778 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,880 这真的很好玩,以后再约 779 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,080 不约也好,谁知道? 780 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,640 先回学校了 781 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,800 你是刚好空堂时来图书馆? 782 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,280 -有人这样打招呼的吗? -抱歉 783 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:08,360 你好葛兰特 784 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,400 跟我调情不妥 现在也不是个好时机 785 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,440 不仅是因为我有男朋友了 786 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:17,720 而且我独裁的法语老师 喜欢每天随堂考试 787 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,440 因此我空堂都要念法语 788 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,160 你真的自我感觉良好 789 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:25,320 我只是坐在这里,忙我自己的事 790 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,960 所以你不会跟我调情? 791 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,400 至少现在不会 792 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,240 你真扫兴 793 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,240 等等 794 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,960 我懂,我知道你有男朋友 795 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,320 对不起 796 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:41,440 我只是喜欢看你紧张慌乱的样子 797 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,040 我其实会说法语 798 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,600 我很乐意帮你准备考试 799 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,440 纯友谊,读书伙伴 800 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,320 不胡闹 801 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,760 其实我有点孤单 我在这里谁都不认识 802 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,440 你其实是在帮我,真的 803 00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,520 你真的会说法语吗? 804 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,960 (法语)是的 805 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,960 好吧 806 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,320 纯读书伙伴 807 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,720 当然 808 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,680 "舞会倒数三周" 809 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:19,320 "正在打给杰森" 810 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,040 "蜜雪儿聪明又有翘臀" 811 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:07,520 "蜜雪儿聪明又有气质" 812 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,360 刚刚一路上 813 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,040 我一直在挣扎 要不要邀你来我妈的派对 814 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,760 都是老师,还有老人 815 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,080 超热闹的 816 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,160 而且还是周六下午 817 00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:04,360 根本是小孩的派对,更棒了 818 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,640 听起来很有趣,我‥ 819 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:10,640 就是因为这么无聊 所以我现在才说 820 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:13,480 但我很幸运 你爸无论如何都会逼你去 821 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,480 我认为他和我妈有某种关系 822 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,240 好恶心,总之派对见 823 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,040 什么? 824 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,560 欢迎你来 825 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,200 真恶心 826 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,160 我找到了关于葛兰特的内幕 827 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,400 在这里等着 828 00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,680 -不要偷东西,好吗? -好 829 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,800 这是什么鬼? 830 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:05,000 你的言辞真是优雅 831 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,920 我很少更动房间的摆设 832 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,880 别闹了,你有我的照片 833 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:12,960 还裱框 834 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,480 你可能没有注意到 但我也在照片上 835 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:19,840 天啊,我们才九岁 836 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,640 你怎么还留着? 837 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,400 我喜欢,好吗? 838 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,520 看看这两个小孩,他们是朋友 839 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:26,920 没人评头论足 840 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,520 没人伤心 841 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,760 所以我就留着了 842 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:33,520 你有意见吗? 843 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:39,800 -没有 -现在准备布署心机性爱陷阱 844 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,000 我有十年的故事能讲 845 00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,880 言语无法表达 我有多不想进去 846 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:49,040 差不多该搞清楚了 个人意愿并不重要 847 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,360 拿我来说 848 00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,960 我每天早上起来 都要拖着自己去做讨厌的工作 849 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,160 人生课题,真棒 850 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:59,040 重点是,我不会有事 851 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,240 只要你别害我今晚无法上床 852 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,360 (法语)懂吗? 853 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:07,040 -真恶心‥ -爸爸真恶心,对 854 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:08,120 进去好好社交 855 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,200 很好 856 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,880 就像"大金刚"游戏 857 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:26,560 -什么? -等等见 858 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:30,880 开派对罗 859 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,280 热辣辣 860 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:33,440 好耶 861 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,200 -你在这里做什么? -不会吧? 862 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,600 婊子们好 863 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,600 -什么? -这是守灵还是‥? 864 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,960 我不懂,为何你们在都在这里? 865 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,320 你好,安妮 866 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,640 -各位好 -你好 867 00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:45,880 谢谢大家来参加我妈的无聊派对 868 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,920 等等,我不知道 你们都跟葛兰特那么好 869 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,840 我这周只买了 三杯南瓜拿铁给他,对吧? 870 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:55,320 我摔断腿的时候 他带我到安全的地方 871 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,240 -什么时候? -哪一只? 872 00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,280 已经痊愈了 史蒂芬妮,你来做什么? 873 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:00,560 -跟艾米特一起来 -谁? 874 00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,520 那个男的,没错 他是葛兰特最好的朋友 875 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:03,920 而我是艾米特的朋友 876 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,360 所以我和葛兰特算是好朋友 877 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,040 -是这样吗? -好 878 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,800 你的男朋友呢,凯拉? 879 00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:12,360 我告诉你了,史蒂芬妮 我们分手了 880 00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,680 你一直在说 你们的性生活多丰富? 881 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,880 -对啊 -又肮脏又饥渴‥ 882 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:21,360 -我们女孩们出去聊聊吧 -不用‥ 883 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,560 显然大家约定的目标对象 都是葛兰特 884 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,480 对,他很聪明而且口才很好 885 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:27,560 是啊,人很好 886 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,000 他从来没跟我调情 887 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,920 有没有想过,可能是他不喜欢你 888 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000 去你的 889 00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,120 第三条规矩,我不容许借口 890 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,960 让提姆吃醋才不是你的目的 891 00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,200 身为你的问责伙伴 892 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:41,000 我要提醒你 讨好葛兰特的妈妈也一样 893 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,920 规则二,我们是最好的朋友 我们应该相互支持 894 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,440 不该让一个男生 搅乱我们之间的感情 895 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,240 我们? 896 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:49,600 我是说你们之间 897 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,840 是喔,但艾米特和我 看到你跟葛兰特一起念法语 898 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:53,960 我们都在读书 899 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,040 -"读书"呢 -我有男朋友 900 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,040 天啊,谢谢安妮,原来如此啊 901 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,520 你们没事吧? 902 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,080 先放一边吧,好吗? 903 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,000 -但是‥ -放一边 904 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,480 史提夫勒 905 00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,160 葛兰特好像没那么喜欢她 906 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:10,760 我还以为你不在意 907 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,880 我只是在观察 908 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,040 好,你们两个守着楼梯 909 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,320 -我去侦察一下 -什么意思? 910 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,840 看看他的房间,东翻西找 911 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,000 闻闻他的内裤 我也不知道‥ 912 00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,920 那是在侵犯他的隐私 913 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,520 是吗? 天啊,他神圣的隐私 914 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,560 -看好楼梯就对了 -好啦 915 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:35,960 天啊 916 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,200 我想我要自己去侦查一下 917 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:40,880 -好吧,再见 -再见 918 00:48:55,840 --> 00:49:00,440 我有些好吃的 但是不够全部人吃 919 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,680 -我不在乎别人 -你好,安妮的爸爸 920 00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,560 费雪校长,我只是想告诉你 921 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,560 我很高兴能拥有 如此坚强女性做榜样 922 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,920 -我想也许您可以和我‥ -奥利弗 923 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,880 你好,费雪校长不想跟你说话了 924 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,120 但我很乐意 925 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,960 -你想看我模仿甘乃迪吗? -你是谁? 926 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,840 我的生活中少了点什么 927 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,920 仿佛有个空洞需要填补 928 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000 对不起 929 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,880 好吧,我感觉你有点不情愿 930 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,200 我真的不知道有何问题 931 00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,680 所以如果你能说清楚,就太好了 932 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:30,280 好,首先 933 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,960 你用袋棍球打了我的头‥ 934 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,040 老兄,那是意外 935 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:35,640 -是吗? -对啊 936 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:36,880 我看到了汇款收据 937 00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,560 你打晕了新来的帅哥 所以收了二十美元 938 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,600 你知道自己有多帅吗? 939 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,120 我有东西忘在房间里 940 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,920 -马上回来 -好吧 941 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,800 -屁股很翘 -谢谢 942 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,080 糟了 943 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,760 搞什么? 944 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:02,760 葛兰特 945 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,200 你好 946 00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,960 你要错过精彩的派对了 947 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,040 对,我其实想躲起来 948 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,280 那个叫史蒂芬妮太夸张了 949 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:15,040 有点吓人 950 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,920 但男生们都很喜欢她 951 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,640 她也是个很好的人 952 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:22,920 所以‥ 953 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,040 我没别的意思 954 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,720 她人很好,但不是我的菜 955 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:28,800 你才是 956 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:36,520 我很抱歉,我知道你有男朋友 957 00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,560 我也不该这么说,也不该动情 958 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,320 我不想毁了我唯一的友谊 959 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,520 -不要 -不要? 960 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:00,920 你们好 961 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:03,720 突发新闻,婊子们 962 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,400 该死 963 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:15,800 该死 964 00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:20,720 真的跟"大金刚"一样 965 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:22,960 我没事 966 00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,080 好,刚刚那是什么鬼? 967 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,200 让我用另一个问题来回答 968 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:37,840 这是什么鬼? 969 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:38,920 安妮 970 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,680 你说你对葛兰特一点兴趣都没有 971 00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,640 首先,别说了 第二,删掉 972 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:44,600 -我什么都没做 -"我没有‥" 973 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,640 你几乎是在啃他的脸 974 00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:48,520 -太夸张了 -味道如何? 975 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,280 我感觉又恶心又丢脸 976 00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,000 我这辈子第一次被男人拒绝 977 00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:53,400 -真可怜 -尽管哭吧 978 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,440 今天就到这里吧,好吗? 979 00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,560 -好吧 -我根本不在乎 980 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,640 安妮,我们能谈谈吗? 981 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:04,520 -没什么好说的 -是吗? 982 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,360 聊聊穿着我的球服 拍写真的女生? 983 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,800 或者是我们接吻 你却打我巴掌? 984 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,480 我们没有接吻 985 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:12,840 你亲了我 986 00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,520 突如其来,也没有得到我的允许 987 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:17,720 拜托,你的表情给了我许可 988 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,440 你给我想亲的表情,像这样‥ 989 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,560 -我没有做那种表情 -明明就有,真的 990 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,920 -我没有 -你就是这么做了 991 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,600 我要回家了,很高兴见到你 992 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:30,160 -你家在那里 -我家在那里 993 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:31,240 我知道 994 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:09,720 (法语)你好 995 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:22,320 你居然有脸来这里 996 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,560 那你就把我赶走啊 997 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:50,840 我要‥ 998 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,600 出来了 999 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,240 不行‥ 1000 00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,840 你不喜欢葛兰特 1001 00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,680 你爱的是杰森 1002 00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,040 "舞会 倒数两周" 1003 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,680 不行‥ 1004 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,440 生物课教室在那边 1005 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:25,680 我要去找杰森 1006 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,600 在这里干等,我都要疯了 1007 00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,160 等等,你要跷课吗? 你从来不跷课的 1008 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:32,280 这更重要,反正车程只要三小时 1009 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,560 我要去那里,办好事 把思绪拉回来 1010 00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:35,920 晚饭前回来 1011 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,320 -安妮,你要去‥? -做爱 1012 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,120 我要和我爱的男人做爱 1013 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,320 女孩,加油 1014 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:43,680 记得戴套 1015 00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,920 好,我替你高兴 1016 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,560 让我搞清楚 1017 00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:52,120 你从提姆的女朋友变成他的备胎 1018 00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,080 你还很开心? 这不是降级吗? 1019 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,960 你没懂,这是炮友关系 1020 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,480 女孩,炮友的概念我很熟 1021 00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,560 这样才不是炮友 1022 00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:02,120 你只是假装炮友 才能继续跟喜欢的人上床 1023 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,760 -我的天 -你看吧 1024 00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,880 我确实仍然喜欢他 1025 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:11,960 我们无感情,无约束的性爱 其实有感情又有约束 1026 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,480 -是有情感的 -提姆知道吗? 1027 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,520 不知道,他不知道 但是他会知道的 1028 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,480 他现在就会知道了 1029 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,360 -好 -凯拉? 1030 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,160 -她还好吗? -谁知道 1031 00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:28,160 听好,安妮刚逃课去找杰森 1032 00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:29,680 不会吧? 做得好呀 1033 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,720 -你知道这代表什么吗? -什么? 1034 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,440 安妮赢了 1035 00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:36,160 真的,等她做爱完 她就达成目标了 1036 00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:38,080 凯拉还疯狂爱着提姆 1037 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,200 我什么进度也没有 1038 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:42,800 然后葛兰特似乎是全校唯一 不想和你做爱的男人 1039 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,080 还没结束呢 1040 00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:45,160 拜托,史蒂芬妮 1041 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:46,640 再一个星期就舞会了 1042 00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:49,040 冠军要最后才知道 1043 00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:50,840 游戏才刚开始呢 1044 00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,640 你来了 1045 00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:00,560 我要跟你谈谈 1046 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:01,760 为什么要约在图书馆? 1047 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:03,480 没有人会到后面来 1048 00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:07,160 又危险又性感 1049 00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:09,880 你不喜欢 1050 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:11,000 天啊,对不起 1051 00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,040 这真的是个愚蠢的主意 1052 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,760 我尊重你,而且你要知道 1053 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,720 你可以安心和我倾诉 1054 00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:21,600 好,脱裤子,速战速决 1055 00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:23,160 确定没问题? 1056 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:27,600 费雪校长 1057 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:28,880 抱歉,我等等再来 1058 00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:30,000 不用,没关系 1059 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,640 有一个尴尬的情况 1060 00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:34,000 我作了一个约定 1061 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,280 -不行‥ -抱歉 1062 00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:38,480 我和我的朋友作了一个约定 1063 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:39,920 我说我会找一个对象 1064 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,640 他能令我骄傲,而且真正了解我 1065 00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:44,840 但我感觉在过程中 我好像看不清我自己了 1066 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,000 我以为葛兰特是完美对象 1067 00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,480 因为他很聪明 又可爱又有社会意识 1068 00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:52,040 -你教得真的很好 -谢谢 1069 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,920 但我自己都认不得自己了 1070 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,800 我竟然假装脆弱和无助 来诱惑男人 1071 00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:59,440 金斯伯格大法官会怎么想? 1072 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,680 我不需要男人来实现自我 1073 00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,400 我是一个坚强 聪明又独立的女人,对吧? 1074 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:06,120 蜜雪儿,想谈恋爱非常正常 1075 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:08,960 任何人都值得拥抱爱情 1076 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:10,720 但我真的感觉你找错了对象 1077 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,840 我是说,如果葛兰特真的适合你 1078 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,480 你就只需要做自己就好 1079 00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:18,240 但我的确想起了 另一位年轻的男人 1080 00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:21,920 他在学术水准测验考试 拿了接近满分 1081 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,240 他每个周末都会去做志工 1082 00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:26,920 你在描述我的理想对象 1083 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,320 他对总统历史很着迷 1084 00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:31,800 你在耍我吗,费雪校长? 1085 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,000 我没有耍你,蜜雪儿 请注意你的言辞 1086 00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:35,960 他的名字是奥利弗哈翁 1087 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:37,600 你每天都和他一起工作 1088 00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:40,320 而他很明显暗恋你 1089 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,000 请出去,我很忙 1090 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,440 好‥ 1091 00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:46,520 -再见 -谢谢 1092 00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,800 不然还能怎样? 她历经风霜 1093 00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:00,160 我听说你很迷总统 1094 00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,080 只是喜欢甘乃迪总统 1095 00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:04,480 "我亲爱的美国同胞们" 1096 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,120 "别问你的国家能为你做什么" 1097 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,040 "问问你自己 能为国家做些什么" 1098 00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:09,400 我学得不太像 1099 00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:11,240 但我正在尝试改进 1100 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,400 -我其实必须走了 -好吧 1101 00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:14,520 现在就走 1102 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:15,840 再见 1103 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:19,720 天啊 1104 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:23,000 我们分手后,性爱也越来越棒了 1105 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:28,400 怎么了,你还好吗? 1106 00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:34,200 你会不会觉得 这不只是无意义的性? 1107 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:40,800 你会不会是真的喜欢我? 1108 00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:43,400 但你只是害怕面对自己的感觉 1109 00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:48,400 然后你内心深处 其实想和我在一起 1110 00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:55,040 我想也是 1111 00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,760 我不能再当炮友了 1112 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:02,000 至少和你没办法 1113 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,000 我想要更多 1114 00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:07,920 我也值得更多 1115 00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:12,160 再见,提姆 1116 00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:19,960 杰森,是我 1117 00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:23,600 我现在不太方便说话 而且我知道你在上课 1118 00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,080 但我有个惊喜想给你 1119 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:27,240 所以收到讯息后回电,好吗? 1120 00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:28,960 我爱你,再见 1121 00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:47,840 "密西根州立大学" 1122 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,480 谢啦 1123 01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,560 击掌,谢谢 1124 01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,040 "欢迎安妮,爱你" 1125 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,880 "欢迎安妮" 1126 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,800 要出来了‥ 1127 01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,280 要出来了 1128 01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:29,760 安妮 1129 01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,640 你在开玩笑吗? 1130 01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:34,720 不是你看到的那样 1131 01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,280 -不是吗? -不是 1132 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:37,360 她是我的数学家教 1133 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:38,640 她刚才是在教学吗? 1134 01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:40,040 -对不起 -我的天啊 1135 01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:41,200 -冷静一下 -冷静? 1136 01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,800 你叫我冷静,我就会冷静? 1137 01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:45,200 你有点歇斯底里 1138 01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:49,280 是吗? 我有点歇斯底里吗? 1139 01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,640 那真的很痛 1140 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,280 在这里等 1141 01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:58,160 兄弟,你室友是混蛋 1142 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,040 安妮‥ 1143 01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:05,200 安妮,亲爱的‥ 1144 01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:07,200 -抱歉,安妮 -看路啦 1145 01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:08,360 可以和你谈一下吗? 1146 01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:11,160 -怎样,你想说什么? -拜托 1147 01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:12,360 我不知道 1148 01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,160 距离恋爱很难 1149 01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:15,280 是吗? 1150 01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,960 对啊,这里辣妹太多了 1151 01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:19,920 你当然也很辣 1152 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,560 但是,你不是大学的辣 1153 01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:22,800 你的脑袋很辣 1154 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:26,280 杰森,我要和你分手 1155 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:29,200 我来这里只是因为我有罪恶感 1156 01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:30,920 我喜欢上了别人 1157 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:34,120 他亲了我,我还很喜欢 我快吓死了 1158 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,680 -好 -我以为如果来这里 1159 01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:38,800 见到了你,做爱之后 1160 01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:42,320 我对你的感情就会马上回来 1161 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:44,920 当我看到你和她时 1162 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,920 在我气头过后 1163 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,320 我其实觉得‥ 1164 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,200 松了口气 1165 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:53,920 有男的亲了你? 1166 01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:55,760 怎样? 1167 01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:00,720 你确实不是我想要的人 1168 01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:04,600 还挺伤人的 1169 01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,880 毛巾很帅,混蛋 1170 01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:26,360 安妮,你在哭吗? 1171 01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,480 亲爱的 1172 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:30,080 我大概能猜到是怎么回事 1173 01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:31,360 安妮,别担心 1174 01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:33,840 艾伦不会成为你的继母 1175 01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:34,920 天啊 1176 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,120 亲爱的,她不是因为这个哭 1177 01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:41,160 很明显是看到我们要做爱 她感到很惊恐罢了 1178 01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:43,600 对,是她说的 1179 01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:47,040 不是,这是很轻松的关系 1180 01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:48,880 年轻人好像都称之为炮友 1181 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:50,400 好了 1182 01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:52,640 我的天‥ 1183 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:59,880 -安妮,我能进来吗? -请进 1184 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:17,440 你是因为刚刚的事而不高兴吗? 1185 01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:20,200 不是,这很自然 1186 01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,520 大家都在做爱,除了我 1187 01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,440 做爱? 1188 01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,720 抱歉,我说得太直白 1189 01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:29,840 我和杰森分手了 1190 01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:34,800 亲爱的,我很遗憾 1191 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:36,640 我不遗憾 1192 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,240 宝贝 1193 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:43,320 你是我所知道最棒的人 1194 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:44,760 又聪明 1195 01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,640 又幽默 1196 01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:48,520 还很漂亮 1197 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:50,720 你不用帮我打气,爸爸 1198 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,760 杰森从来都配不上你 1199 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:59,400 而我从来都不喜欢他 1200 01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:00,640 等等,真的吗? 1201 01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:02,960 当然,他是个臭直男 1202 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,480 我爱你,爸 1203 01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:11,080 我也爱你,宝贝 1204 01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:19,280 "东大瀑布高中" 1205 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,680 -葛兰特,你好啊 -你好 1206 01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:28,440 今晚在我家有一个小聚会 你要来吗? 1207 01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:31,520 不错,你有没有看到安妮? 1208 01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:35,120 她昨天去找念大学男朋友了 1209 01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:37,240 或许还在滚床单呢 1210 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,200 回归正题 我最喜欢的萨克斯风手 1211 01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:42,120 佛拉迪米尔乌列斯,真的很厉害 1212 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:43,560 -你是认真的吗? -什么? 1213 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:46,320 佛拉迪米尔乌列斯 也是我最爱的音乐家 1214 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:47,480 -真的吗? -是啊 1215 01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:49,440 也太巧了吧? 1216 01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,600 -有点太巧 -那你应该要来 1217 01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:54,240 这是个音乐派对 我们整晚都会放他的音乐 1218 01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,280 我有点文青 1219 01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:57,400 好,我去 1220 01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:58,480 -太好了 -好 1221 01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,200 -我们到时见 -好 1222 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:07,680 -不好意思,再见‥ -好 1223 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,360 站住 1224 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:13,720 锁定安妮 1225 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,840 马上集合 1226 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:18,600 看看是谁 1227 01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:20,200 -看‥ -我已经说了 1228 01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:21,600 -该死 -安妮 1229 01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:24,680 你突然消失又破处 然后音讯全无? 1230 01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:26,320 搞消失吗? 1231 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,840 对不起,我都睡死了 1232 01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:30,200 因为做爱吗? 1233 01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,760 姐妹,这是个大里程碑啊 1234 01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:34,000 该死 1235 01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:36,320 我们今晚再聊 你们都会来我的派对吧? 1236 01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:37,680 -当然‥ -很好‥ 1237 01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:39,960 既然安妮已经有 电影般的上床经验了 1238 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:42,720 那诱惑葛兰特的责任就落到我了 1239 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,160 看好了 1240 01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:48,320 -她做爱了 -不是处女了 1241 01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:50,720 "舞会 倒数一周" 1242 01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,600 你每个周末都开派对吗? 1243 01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:00,520 史提夫勒的派对 是东大瀑布高中的社交基础 1244 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,960 而今晚的派对就是要诱惑新同学 1245 01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:06,160 要搞什么处子献祭吗? 1246 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:07,640 不用担心,你很安全 1247 01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:09,040 好,一切都准备好了吧? 1248 01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:11,120 葛兰特最爱的音乐,零食,饮料 1249 01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:13,200 -没错 -我还穿了他最爱的颜色 1250 01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:15,400 -很漂亮 -谢谢 1251 01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:17,240 -他真幸运 -对吧? 1252 01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:22,000 给你 1253 01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,880 这是什么? 1254 01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,520 你拿我给的酬劳买礼物送我? 1255 01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:27,720 太蠢了吧? 1256 01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,640 一般人会说"谢谢" 1257 01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:36,320 这是个口红盒 1258 01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:40,360 用来记录战绩的 1259 01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:44,800 这是很贴心的礼物 1260 01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:49,400 -我也包装了 -对,你还包装‥ 1261 01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:53,320 我朋友来了,我该走了 1262 01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:56,200 -当然 -好 1263 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:00,880 祝你和葛兰特好运 1264 01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:03,800 艾米特,谢谢你做的一切 1265 01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:06,720 还有礼物,我很喜欢 1266 01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:12,800 婊子们好呀 1267 01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:14,960 欢迎来到葛兰特行动 1268 01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:16,320 亲爱的,你好吗? 1269 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:19,720 史蒂芬妮,赢家的风度 和输得起一样重要 1270 01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:22,000 -你在影射什么吗? -真聪明 1271 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:23,760 各位,约定何时成了比赛? 1272 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,280 不应该是我们四个去抢一个男生 1273 01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:28,400 对,原本应该要让我心情变好 1274 01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:30,040 但我感觉更糟了 1275 01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:32,080 然后你又要跟葛兰特上床 1276 01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:34,080 但他喜欢的人是安妮 1277 01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:35,800 -什么‥? -对啊 1278 01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:39,600 我在他房间的时候 他告白了,还亲了她 1279 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:41,600 你当时不是这么说的 1280 01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:43,200 我就是喜欢戏剧化 1281 01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:44,480 现在才说? 1282 01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:45,760 艾米特,你好吗? 1283 01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:48,240 他很帅,但他不值得这样 1284 01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:50,160 -我要退出 -各位好 1285 01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:52,120 看看谁来了 1286 01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:57,800 你觉得安妮怎么样? 1287 01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:59,280 她很棒 1288 01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:02,520 她很酷,聪明,善良,幽默 1289 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:04,720 笨拙,但是挺好笑的 1290 01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:08,440 -她来了吗? -没有,但她会来的,对吧? 1291 01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:11,280 你们能先去旁边聊吗? 1292 01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:12,360 我知道‥ 1293 01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:19,280 我的天哪 1294 01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:21,840 你太紧张了吧 1295 01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:23,920 对不起 1296 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,520 -我不是故意吓你的 -没关系 1297 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:29,360 你爸和我今晚胃口大开 1298 01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:32,360 所以我要吃点冰淇淋,你要吗? 1299 01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:34,760 不好意思 1300 01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:38,920 好啊,我也来吃 1301 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,440 好 1302 01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:43,560 -她没接 -那就去把她拖过来 1303 01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:45,520 好,跟我来 1304 01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:47,360 准备好来点性感萨克斯风了吗? 1305 01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:48,640 -她来了 -走吧 1306 01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:51,600 我想和你谈谈 1307 01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:53,680 提姆,我现在没时间跟你耗 1308 01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:54,760 我们必须去‥ 1309 01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:56,840 凯拉,拜托 1310 01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:59,240 没关系,我去就好 1311 01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:00,760 祝你们好运 1312 01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:03,320 我以为你今晚有场派对 1313 01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:05,760 我没心情去 1314 01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,320 我能跟你聊一件事吗? 1315 01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:10,440 我该戒慎恐惧吗? 1316 01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:13,200 我也不知道,我都直接说 1317 01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:15,920 是这样的,我发现你心情不好 1318 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,080 我儿子的心情也不好 1319 01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:22,160 不知道你们难过的原因 是不是一样 1320 01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,880 -我能如何为你效劳? -打给安妮 1321 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,800 这是我在网路上找到 关于凡妮的资料 1322 01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,320 不是,打给安妮 1323 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:37,920 正在拨打曼尼披萨 1324 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,760 -不对,是安妮 -等等‥ 1325 01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:44,960 明天一定会痛死 1326 01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:46,800 -你好,这是曼尼披萨 -我的天哪 1327 01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:49,160 -你好? -奥利弗? 1328 01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:50,760 -天啊,拜托别受伤 -你好 1329 01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:52,080 你为什么要拦我车? 1330 01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:53,640 我想把你留下来 1331 01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:55,200 我是为你而来的 1332 01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:58,000 天啊,好令人感动 1333 01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:00,040 -我必须去接我朋友 -介意我一起吗? 1334 01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:02,920 毕竟你刚刚才把我撞飞 1335 01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:04,840 好,走吧‥ 1336 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:05,920 该死 1337 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:07,680 我不喜欢那天突然离开 1338 01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:08,920 那又怎样? 1339 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:12,600 我也有自己的感情 1340 01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:16,320 有时爱吃醋,也会有点难搞 1341 01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:22,960 如果你不能容忍我 在派对上把事态搞大 1342 01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:27,840 那你就不配我和在图书馆做爱 1343 01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:30,040 没错 1344 01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:31,760 你说的都是对的 1345 01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:35,800 其实,我只是不希望你 背叛我的信任 1346 01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:38,600 但我确实喜欢你 1347 01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:41,640 你是我的挚爱 1348 01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:43,560 天啊 1349 01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:45,600 你是我的挚爱 1350 01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:49,680 -我没想到你会这么说 -太棒了,凯拉 1351 01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:53,840 高中真的超难熬 1352 01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:57,480 真的,好像永远不会结束 但其实有尽头 1353 01:10:57,560 --> 01:11:00,480 而真的结束时 时间会开始加速飞逝 1354 01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:04,240 所以想要什么,就要去追求 1355 01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:06,640 因为可能不会有第二次机会了 1356 01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:13,600 安妮,穿好衣服葛兰特在‥ 1357 01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:16,040 -费雪校长在这里 -穿着浴袍 1358 01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:18,600 -你好 -蜜雪儿,奥利弗,怎么了? 1359 01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:20,560 我只是不想把他丢在车上 1360 01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:23,680 我膝盖受伤了,但有爱无碍 1361 01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:27,040 安妮,葛兰特在派对上找你 1362 01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:29,560 约定取消了 大家都知道他喜欢你 1363 01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:32,800 -真的吗? -对,安妮,他喜欢你 1364 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,520 这一刻意义重大 1365 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:36,360 但是奥利弗 好像比外表上还要重很多 1366 01:11:36,440 --> 01:11:38,200 我很瘦但是很结实 1367 01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:40,360 -是家族基因 -的确 1368 01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:43,040 抱歉,去车上等吧 1369 01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:45,880 我换完衣服就出来 1370 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:48,080 我太为你开心了 1371 01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:51,520 放胆去追葛兰特 不要顾忌我和你爸 1372 01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:53,840 我们不会让你们成为兄妹的 1373 01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:55,760 我们都知道这段关系会过期 1374 01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:58,160 而且他早上吃掉了 最后一颗威而钢 1375 01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:04,440 我要假装没有听到,马上出来 1376 01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:05,600 没问题 1377 01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:11,120 这真的太棒了‥ 1378 01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:14,000 但我们还有派对的事情要处理 1379 01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:18,840 你可以待在这里好好享受音乐 1380 01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:21,480 我们走吧‥ 1381 01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:22,920 好的 1382 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:29,600 好,安妮到场前 先用音乐拖住葛兰特 1383 01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:31,480 然后是爆炸性浪漫时刻,好吗? 1384 01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:33,840 等等,我以为你喜欢葛兰特‥ 1385 01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:36,080 我只是喜欢我心中的他 1386 01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:39,200 安妮是我好朋友 如果她想要,就是她的 1387 01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:41,640 可能史蒂芬妮史提夫勒 就是不擅长和好男人约会 1388 01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:45,000 瞧这位女王蜂,仿佛在巡视地盘 1389 01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:48,120 这确实是我的地盘,猪头 1390 01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:49,800 这是你今晚的床伴吗 史提夫勒? 1391 01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:52,000 标准也太低了吧 1392 01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:54,200 至少我没睡过你 所以也可以这么说 1393 01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:56,280 随你跟大家怎么说 1394 01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:01,080 麦克米克 你告诉别人我们上床了? 1395 01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:03,280 我从没说过我要保密 1396 01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:05,000 -去你的 -等等 1397 01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:07,080 -你很没礼貌 -别这样 1398 01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:08,720 没关系 1399 01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:12,240 给你五秒道歉,不然准备下地狱 1400 01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:17,680 -五‥ -艾米特 1401 01:13:18,480 --> 01:13:21,880 -他头槌我 -搞什么? 1402 01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:23,520 葛兰特,帮我照顾他一下,谢谢 1403 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:25,000 混蛋 1404 01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:26,600 我讨厌恶霸 1405 01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:28,440 讨厌沙文主义的混蛋 1406 01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:30,840 在我的地盘喝酒,还对我不敬 1407 01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:32,920 我就是不喜欢你,麦克米克 1408 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,280 干得好,婊子 1409 01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:39,000 但是你知道我喜欢谁吗? 1410 01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:55,040 你吻我了 1411 01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:56,880 你为我挺身而出 1412 01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:00,360 你是我的搭档 虽然你搭档动了情 1413 01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:02,400 而且你还送我礼物 1414 01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:05,200 我好像赢了 1415 01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:16,960 你是葛兰特吗? 1416 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:19,800 我认识你吗? 1417 01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:32,080 糟糕 1418 01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:36,480 他在这里干吗? 1419 01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:38,960 兄弟,现在你知道了 1420 01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:40,800 你知道对手是谁吧? 1421 01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:43,200 你在这里搞什么? 1422 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:47,200 我只是觉得 你的新男朋友应该知道真相 1423 01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:49,840 安妮,我是你和朋友的赌注吗? 1424 01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:51,400 不是赌注 1425 01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:53,360 -是一个约定 -胡说 1426 01:14:53,440 --> 01:14:56,160 这些婊子们就是在打赌 看谁先睡到你 1427 01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:57,800 安妮每晚都传简讯跟我说 1428 01:14:57,880 --> 01:14:59,840 -不是听起来的那样 -是吗? 1429 01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:03,800 我们约定好 要追求生命中缺少的部分 1430 01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:07,960 没想到我们都觉得那个人是你 1431 01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:13,920 那你的约定是什么? 1432 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,760 把第一次给我爱的男生 1433 01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:20,040 -所以你才去见他 -没错 1434 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:22,600 她跟会跟你亲近 只是因为她抓到我偷吃 1435 01:15:22,680 --> 01:15:23,800 你是个备胎 1436 01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:27,040 但你很幸运 我对高中戏码不感兴趣 1437 01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:30,160 所以如果你想要她,就拿去吧 1438 01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:31,760 听着 1439 01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:34,160 安妮不是你个人的物品 1440 01:15:34,240 --> 01:15:36,560 你再说一句贬低她的话 1441 01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:38,960 这个高中生就要痛扁你 1442 01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:40,840 我只是诉说真相,兄弟 1443 01:15:40,920 --> 01:15:42,680 如果她真那么喜欢你 1444 01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:45,400 她为何会开车三小时 来跟我上床? 1445 01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:47,760 不会嘛,你只是刚好方便 1446 01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:50,480 你认真? 我叔叔是律师 1447 01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:51,960 -闭嘴 -他差点打我 1448 01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:53,680 -退后,分开 -希望你们满意了 1449 01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:55,240 葛兰特,我知道你生气 1450 01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:57,760 你付钱给艾米特挖我内幕 1451 01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:00,080 别说了 1452 01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:03,680 我在镇上喜欢的每个人 都对我说谎 1453 01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:05,520 而我最喜欢的人 1454 01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:07,640 -选择了这个人 -葛兰特 1455 01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:10,600 -祝你们玩得开心 -别走,葛兰特 1456 01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:19,720 你为什么不告诉我们杰森的事? 1457 01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:20,960 对啊 1458 01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:23,040 我不知道该怎么说 1459 01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:25,440 你们都那么喜欢葛兰特 1460 01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:26,920 我不想破坏你们的关系 1461 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,640 天啊,你应该告诉我们的 1462 01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:31,320 -我们需要知道,安妮 -对啊 1463 01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:33,960 想出这个约定是我的错 1464 01:16:34,040 --> 01:16:35,160 不是‥ 1465 01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:38,280 不是的,约定成功了 1466 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:41,200 你找到了艾米特这样的好男人 1467 01:16:41,280 --> 01:16:42,320 也是 1468 01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:46,240 凯拉也让提姆妥协了 1469 01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:49,560 天啊,没错 1470 01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:54,000 蜜雪儿,奥利弗的身心灵 都很吸引你吧? 1471 01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:58,800 对,我对他的欲望简直无法言喻 1472 01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:01,160 看见吧,成功了 1473 01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:02,600 对,只剩你 1474 01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:04,760 我也学到东西了 1475 01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:09,120 我抱着憧憬去密西根州立大学 1476 01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:13,400 结果一切分崩离析 因为他不是对的人 1477 01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:17,200 这也是大事 所以我很高兴我们完成了 1478 01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:20,560 虽然我最后没跟葛兰特在一起 1479 01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:22,560 但我也变成更好的人了 1480 01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:24,640 过来‥ 1481 01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:27,000 小处女安妮 1482 01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:29,440 -还有没撬开的牡蛎 -闭嘴 1483 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,000 我也要抱 1484 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,520 没撬开的牡蛎 1485 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:35,120 给我过来,史提夫勒 1486 01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:46,440 "舞会当天" 1487 01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:04,560 -开始行动 -收到 1488 01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:06,920 熊妈妈,熊爸爸 牡蛎计划开始 1489 01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:40,880 这个男人 1490 01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:43,480 你好 1491 01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,680 安妮的爸爸和一辆礼车在外面 1492 01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:49,560 -那是什么? -连身睡衣啊,笨蛋 1493 01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:52,160 -睡衣派对要穿的 -你拿这个做什么? 1494 01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:56,200 亲爱的,你知道我爱你 但我会实话实说吧 1495 01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:58,480 -我知道 -我老实说‥ 1496 01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:00,120 你不能再沉沦下去了 1497 01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:03,240 宝贝,这样有够扫兴 1498 01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:05,920 听着,幸福不会自己找上门 1499 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,480 你必须主动把握机会 1500 01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:09,680 拿去 1501 01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:12,520 -还有这个 -好 1502 01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:14,280 -我爱你 -我该‥ 1503 01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:15,360 你知道怎么做的 1504 01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:17,520 我也不知道,就帮到这里了 1505 01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:26,720 这是你的关键时刻,葛兰特 但你快要搞砸了 1506 01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:28,800 但所幸安妮有一群超棒的朋友 1507 01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:29,920 -谢谢 -不客气 1508 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,000 我们希望你不要过失良机 1509 01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:33,320 而且我们也觉得你人很好 1510 01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:34,520 还送了很棒的连身睡衣 1511 01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:36,040 闭嘴‥ 1512 01:19:36,120 --> 01:19:37,120 该上场了,葛兰特 1513 01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:38,200 如果你真的喜欢安妮 1514 01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:39,760 穿上睡衣,然后坐上礼车吧 1515 01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:42,160 -等等见 -快来吧‥ 1516 01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:55,040 混蛋,把音乐关掉 1517 01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:10,000 -亲爱的 -你好 1518 01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:12,360 你还好吗? 1519 01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:14,040 不太好 1520 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:15,840 我发现你是对的 1521 01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:18,480 我太看重性爱了 1522 01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:22,160 想把它变得像个童话故事 1523 01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:23,920 -太蠢了 -不会 1524 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:27,160 老实说你的坚持是对的 1525 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:32,520 我从来没遇过懂我又关心我的人 1526 01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:35,240 但艾米特 第一次让我有了那种感觉 1527 01:20:35,320 --> 01:20:36,400 不准哭‥ 1528 01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:38,720 感觉很棒 1529 01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:41,280 而且今晚我们也许能‥ 1530 01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:43,800 史蒂芬妮,那很棒啊 1531 01:20:43,880 --> 01:20:45,760 很棒? 应该不会 1532 01:20:47,480 --> 01:20:50,800 特别? 一定的 1533 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:52,720 -我为你高兴 -谢谢你,宝贝 1534 01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:55,720 天啊 1535 01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:58,120 你准备好了吗? 1536 01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:00,760 -准备好什么? -你等着瞧 1537 01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:02,520 你吓到我了,现在是‥? 1538 01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:04,200 别走开 1539 01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:17,480 什么? 1540 01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:52,480 你来了 1541 01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:55,560 你有不少很棒的朋友 1542 01:21:56,320 --> 01:21:58,200 是我们的朋友 1543 01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:14,840 我好像该出击了 1544 01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:34,560 各位来宾,敬安妮和葛兰特 1545 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:44,360 "她是一位美国女孩" 1546 01:22:44,440 --> 01:22:48,000 "背负着期望成长" 1547 01:22:48,080 --> 01:22:50,680 "她时常想着" 1548 01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:55,560 "生命是否有更多意义" 1549 01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:59,240 "毕竟世界很大" 1550 01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:03,320 "能朝各处狂奔" 1551 01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:05,440 "若她将要死去" 1552 01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:11,600 "她还要守着一个诺言" 1553 01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:15,280 "是啊‥" 1554 01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:19,320 "放轻松,持续整夜" 1555 01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:27,160 "她是一位美国女孩" 1556 01:23:27,240 --> 01:23:30,800 "是啊‥" 1557 01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:34,960 "放轻松,持续整夜" 1558 01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:41,400 "她是一位美国女孩" 1559 01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:48,240 你做了什么? 1560 01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:50,080 天啊 1561 01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:54,600 好‥ 1562 01:23:54,680 --> 01:23:58,600 我好像还有另一个惊喜 1563 01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:00,120 好 1564 01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:01,960 再见‥ 1565 01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:04,320 这是怎么回事? 1566 01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:25,840 "时候到了,撬开牡蛎吧" 1567 01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:35,920 什么? 1568 01:24:43,840 --> 01:24:45,200 这是要‥? 1569 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:47,680 我做了约定 1570 01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:51,440 所以我必须要遵守 1571 01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:53,480 你的第一次想跟我一起吗? 1572 01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:57,120 是的,接下来几次也是 1573 01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:11,240 这对我来说非常特别 1574 01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:13,800 我也是,安妮 1575 01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:19,360 奥利弗,我想给你看一个东西 1576 01:25:19,440 --> 01:25:21,960 我从没有告诉任何人 1577 01:25:23,680 --> 01:25:25,520 你要我用那个帮你? 1578 01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:28,240 帮我? 1579 01:25:29,320 --> 01:25:32,320 我现在就想要你,此时此地 1580 01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:33,400 费雪校长的桌子上? 1581 01:25:33,480 --> 01:25:35,760 -对,她的桌子,上去 -好‥ 1582 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:37,080 你懂我的渴望 1583 01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:40,320 你是说"命有时尽,国有兴衰" 1584 01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:43,840 -"唯信念长存" -对‥ 1585 01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:56,080 太棒了,天啊 1586 01:25:57,560 --> 01:25:58,920 天啊 1587 01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:02,320 谢谢,在一个乐队夏令营学的 1588 01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:03,680 我不需要知道 1589 01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:06,360 吻我,好吗? 1590 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,720 现在 1591 01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:12,280 等等‥ 1592 01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:14,840 -我必须告诉你一些事 -什么? 1593 01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:16,920 我从来没做过 1594 01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:18,600 我也是 1595 01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:20,880 我从未和特别的人一起做过 1596 01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:30,760 太棒了 "坏坏的" 1597 01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:31,840 喜欢吗? 1598 01:26:34,480 --> 01:26:36,520 -够激情吗,刺激吗? -够 1599 01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:38,240 -够危险吗? -够 1600 01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:41,720 有点不卫生,但很棒 1601 01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:43,520 我喜欢这里,我喜欢你 1602 01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:48,600 -我爱你 -你是我的女王 1603 01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:50,880 我是你的女王 1604 01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:18,720 -还有一件事 -什么? 1605 01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:23,480 不会的,别担心 1606 01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:26,960 不管下面怎么样,我们都能解决 1607 01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:28,680 -真的吗? -我保证 1608 01:27:37,960 --> 01:27:39,160 你爸爸是巨人吗? 1609 01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:40,640 这进去得吗? 1610 01:27:40,720 --> 01:27:41,920 希望可以 1611 01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:45,240 你是我的总统 1612 01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:46,960 永远都是 1613 01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:22,440 说你想要留下永久纪录 1614 01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:24,080 我要留下‥ 1615 01:31:24,160 --> 01:31:25,320 没错 1616 01:31:25,400 --> 01:31:27,760 怎么回事? 你好,清洁工史蒂夫 1617 01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:29,320 我们马上就好 1618 01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:31,240 你好,史蒂夫 1619 01:31:32,560 --> 01:31:34,440 我需要更大的拖把 1620 01:31:36,120 --> 01:31:37,120 别碰我 1621 01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:38,200 谢谢观赏