1 00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:05,239 ( clock chiming, thunderclap ) 2 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,512 ( creaking ) 3 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:14,682 ( owl hooting ) 4 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:18,919 ( shrieking ) 5 00:00:18,919 --> 00:00:20,254 ( crying ) 6 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:22,990 ( gasps ) 7 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:25,159 ( screaming ) 8 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:35,503 LOOK HUMAN TO ME! 9 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:41,109 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 10 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:43,744 and NICKELODEON] 11 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,379 ( needle scratching record ) 12 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,714 ( chuckles ) 13 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:02,596 ( belches ) 14 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:07,968 GOOD MORNING, MY LITTLE PUS-PILOTS. 15 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:10,671 WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GUEST TODAY. 16 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:14,575 ALL THE WAY FROM OUR SISTER DUMP AT CAPE CANAVERAL 17 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,277 DR. BUZZ CUT! 18 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:18,078 GROMBLE, STUDENTS 19 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,580 I WORK AT MASA 20 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:22,683 THE MONSTER ABOVEGROUND SUIT ADMINISTRATION. 21 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:23,951 All: OOH! 22 00:01:25,052 --> 00:01:25,919 ( all gasp ) 23 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,955 THIS IS NOT A REAL HUMAN. 24 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:31,058 IT'S MERELY A SIMULATION, A VEHICLE, IF YOU WILL. 25 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:34,895 IT WILL ALLOW MONSTERS TO SPY ON THE HUMAN WORLD UNDETECTED; 26 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,597 ENHANCE OUR FRIGHT TECHNOLOGY 27 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,031 AND CREATE MUTUAL PARITY 28 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:41,235 IN OUR FIGHT AGAINST HUMAN PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION. 29 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:42,903 EH, HEH, HEH... 30 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:47,575 AND I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO CHOOSE MY VERY BEST STUDENT 31 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:51,679 TO BE THE FIRST TO TEST THE HUMAN SUIT. 32 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:54,182 THE WINNER IS... 33 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,416 OBLINA. 34 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:57,485 OH, ME! 35 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:58,919 ( monsters cheering ) 36 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:00,854 THANK YOU! 37 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:05,326 COME, COME, OBLINA. 38 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:06,594 IT'S TRAINING TIME. 39 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,700 ( screaming ) 40 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:13,934 ( sighs ) 41 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:17,104 YOU'RE POSITIVE THIS IS YOUR BEST STUDENT? 42 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:21,475 ( gagging ) 43 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:22,776 DON'T WORRY. 44 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:25,779 THE SUIT'S MONSTER-AGE INSULAR POLYMER BONDING 45 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,281 WILL PROTECT YOU 46 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:30,584 FROM HUMAN VITAMINS AND MINERALS. 47 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:31,752 BLECH! 48 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,086 WE'RE STILL WORKING 49 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,388 ON TASTE. 50 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:36,524 DON'T! 51 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:38,158 THAT'S... SOAP. 52 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:42,430 OKAY, OBLINA. 53 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:43,964 NOW, OPEN YOUR EYES. 54 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:47,701 NO, NO, NO, NO! 55 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,903 NO MATTER HOW DISGUSTING HUMANS SEEM 56 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:52,706 YOU MUST SUPPRESS YOUR NATURAL URGE TO SCARE. 57 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:55,609 ALAS, I'VE TAUGHT HER TOO WELL. 58 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:58,612 PINKY UP. ( slurping ) 59 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:04,218 ( all sigh in relief ) 60 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,394 HERE, OBLINA. 61 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,796 IN CASE YOU GET HUNGRY. 62 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,931 WHY, THANK YOU, KRUMM. 63 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,301 ICKY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 64 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:21,535 ME? I'M FINE. 65 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,305 Buzz Cut ( over loudspeaker ): Ten... 66 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:25,739 NO, DON'T GO! Nine... 67 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,476 I'M NEVER GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN! Eight... 68 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:30,778 WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITHOUT YOU? 69 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:31,879 ( sobbing ) Seven... 70 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,814 PLEASE, BLEENIE Six... 71 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:36,484 GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN! Five... 72 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:37,585 Four... 73 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,320 ICKIS, LET GO OF ME! 74 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,421 Three... 75 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:41,422 Two... 76 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:42,490 ICKIS! 77 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:43,557 One... 78 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,593 Blast-off! 79 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:46,794 ( Oblina screaming ) 80 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:49,096 ( quietly ): WOW. 81 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:51,198 ( screaming ) 82 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:52,866 ( grunts ) 83 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:58,439 DUMP CONTROL, OBLINA HAS LANDED. 84 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:02,175 ( monsters cheering ) 85 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,877 YES, YES, YES! 86 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,348 EXCELLENT. 87 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:08,649 PROCEED TO 88 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:11,785 the yellow mover coordinate as planned. 89 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,254 SEAT'S TAKEN. 90 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,456 SAVED. 91 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:17,925 HI, YOU MUST BE NEW. I'M FRIEDA. 92 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,026 OBLINA. 93 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,361 THAT'S A STRANGE NAME. 94 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:21,529 WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 95 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:23,497 UH... DOWN. 96 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:24,698 DOWN... TOWN. 97 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:25,799 DOWNTOWN. 98 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,668 ( monsters sighing ) 99 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:28,836 HEY! 100 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:31,972 THAT WAS UTTERLY UNCALLED FOR. 101 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,441 THAT'S STAN. 102 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:34,908 HE MUST REALLY LIKE YOU. 103 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,977 TAKE NOTE HOW HUMANS EXPRESS LOVE 104 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,412 BY ADMINISTERING PAIN. 105 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:41,982 ( bell ringing ) 106 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:50,958 AREN'T YOU GOING TO EAT YOUR LUNCH? 107 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,059 OH! 108 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,961 YUM. 109 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,863 ( slurping ) 110 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,734 OW, YOU GUYS! 111 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,169 COME ON, OW! 112 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:04,171 LEAVE HIM ALONE, MICK AND RICK. 113 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:07,207 THAT MEANS THEY LIKE HIM, DOES IT NOT? 114 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,043 HEY, YOU TALK FUNNY. 115 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,945 WHAT ARE YOU, A FOREIGNER? 116 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:14,047 YOU GUYS, THAT'S NOT VERY NICE. 117 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,283 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT 118 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:18,251 STAN THE MAN? 119 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:20,821 PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SPECIES. 120 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:22,690 ( growling ) 121 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,291 ( siren blaring ) 122 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:25,693 ( all growling ) 123 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:28,362 NEGATIVE, DO NOT ENGAGE IN SCARING. 124 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:30,664 I REPEAT, DO NOT SCARE. 125 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,500 FOOD FIGHT! 126 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,835 ( all yelling ) 127 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:39,640 HUMANS BEHAVING JUST LIKE MONSTERS. 128 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,509 OBLINA, TAKE EVASIVE ACTION. 129 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:42,242 WHAT? 130 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:42,943 All: DUCK! 131 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,646 ( bell ringing ) 132 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:47,481 ( children laughing ) 133 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:50,751 YOU HAVE JUST COMPLETED A FULL DAY AT SCHOOL. 134 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,753 WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO NEXT? 135 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:55,122 Both: WE'RE GOING TO WACKY WORLD! 136 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,361 HERE. 137 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,665 I LOVE THIS RIDE. IT'S SO SCARY. 138 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:07,000 ( Frieda and Stan yelling ) 139 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:11,605 TELL ME, FRIEDA, DO YOU FIND THIS ENJOYABLE? 140 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:12,773 ( screaming ) 141 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,374 UH, THAT'S A YES. 142 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:20,313 OH, THAT WAS GREAT. 143 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,149 I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE. 144 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:24,952 ( weakly ): I FEEL SICK. 145 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:28,121 Stan and Frieda: LET'S DO IT AGAIN! 146 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,258 UNDER CERTAIN CONDITIONS 147 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:35,395 HUMANS APPARENTLY LIKE BEING SCARED AND SICKENED. 148 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:39,132 NAUSEA EQUALS FUN, JUST AS LOVE EQUALS PAIN. 149 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:42,536 Monsters: "LOVE EQUALS PAIN. 150 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,938 NAUSEA EQUALS FUN." 151 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:51,044 COME ON, I HAVE YOU, I HAVE YOU! 152 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,114 ( machines beeping ) 153 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:57,050 ( grunting ) 154 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:00,721 SHE'S BECOMING OVERSTIMULATED. 155 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:03,591 I'M GETTING A LITTLE DIZZY. 156 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,526 AREN'T WE HAVING FUN YET? 157 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,860 OBLINA, WANT SOME? 158 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:10,230 OOH, FIBERGLASS INSULATION! 159 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,265 MY FAVORITE! 160 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,601 ( cries out ) 161 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:16,069 ( Stan and Frieda screaming ) 162 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:19,807 ( chuckling ) 163 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:21,074 DR. CUT, I HOPE 164 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:23,711 YOU DON'T THINK ME PRESUMPTUOUS IF I ASK 165 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:25,779 ( shouting ): WHAT IS GOING ON? 166 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,482 WE'VE LOST CONTACT WITH THE SUBJECT! 167 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:30,117 "SUBJECT," I SEE. 168 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:33,521 JUST A POINT OF INFORMATION IF I MAY, DOCTOR. 169 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:36,323 THAT'S NO SUBJECT, THAT'S MY MONSTER! 170 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:46,333 ( with altered voice ): ICKIS... KRUMM... 171 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:47,768 WELCOME TO MY WORLD. 172 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:50,337 COME ON, OBLINA. IT'S TIME TO GO HOME. 173 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:51,471 HOME? 174 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,642 WHY, ICKIS, I AM HOME. 175 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:55,743 ( buzzing ) 176 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,010 ( cries out ) 177 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:59,547 THIS HAS TO BE THE WACKIEST PLACE ON EARTH. 178 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:04,918 QUICKLY, CUT, GET HER OUT OF THAT THING! 179 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:07,254 IT REQUIRES A DELICATE TOUCH. 180 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,822 IT COULD TAKE DAYS. 181 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,158 ( fabric ripping ) 182 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,928 OR... MAYBE SECONDS. 183 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:18,566 ( sobbing ): OBLINA, SPEAK TO ME! 184 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,269 WHAT A DUMP. 185 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:25,739 OBLINA, YOU'RE NOT HUMAN, YOU'RE A MONSTER-- 186 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,440 THAT'S BASIC. 187 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:31,812 I TRIED TO MAKE THAT VERY CLEAR THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS. 188 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,847 IT'S NO USE, GROMBLE. 189 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,684 THERE'S ONLY ONE ALTERNATIVE: 190 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,118 DEPROGRAMMING. 191 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,620 ( both gasp ) 192 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,459 ( whistling ) 193 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,028 ( shouts ) 194 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,997 Narrator: Monster versus human: 195 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,398 The age-old struggle. 196 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:55,035 A struggle the monster always wins. 197 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,070 ( roaring ) 198 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:57,871 ( screaming ) 199 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:05,979 STOP! 200 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,915 LIES, LIES, ALL LIES! 201 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:10,183 ( groaning ) 202 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,786 ( grunting ) 203 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:17,157 GET AWAY FROM ME! 204 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:20,060 I MUST HAVE PURE, REFINED SUGAR. 205 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:26,333 SORRY, BOYS 206 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,703 BUT YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE. 207 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:33,073 OBLINA, UNTIE US! 208 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,676 I HOPE ONE DAY YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. 209 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:38,879 I REALIZE NOW I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A HUMAN 210 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,181 TRAPPED IN A MONSTER'S BODY! 211 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,816 I MUST BE FREE-- 212 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,752 FREE TO BE WITH MY OWN KIND 213 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,353 IN MY NATURAL HABITAT. 214 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,355 ( gasping ): OBLINA. 215 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:51,358 IF I WASN'T IN THIS CHAIR... 216 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,861 AH, BUT YOU ARE IN THE CHAIR, ICKIS. 217 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,696 YOU ARE IN THE CHAIR. 218 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:56,964 HA! 219 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:02,970 ( crying ): OBLINA, OBLINA, COME BACK! 220 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,571 COME BACK! 221 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:07,841 LITTLE OBLINA. 222 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,647 Oblina: FELLOW HUMANS, PLEASE DO NOT BE AFRAID. 223 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:18,185 I KNOW I MAY LOOK A BIT ODD BUT REALLY, I AM ONE OF YOU. 224 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,853 REALLY I AM. 225 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,992 LEAVE HIM ALONE 226 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,526 MICK AND RICK. 227 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,696 SEAT'S TAKEN. 228 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:29,763 SAVED. 229 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,364 HEY, YOU TALK FUNNY. 230 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,801 NEGATIVE, DO NOT ENGAGE IN SCARING. 231 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,302 FOOD FIGHT! 232 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,204 WE'RE GOING TO WACKY WORLD! 233 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:39,873 YOU'RE NOT HUMAN, YOU'RE A MONSTER. 234 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,308 DO NOT ENGAGE IN SCARING. 235 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,375 YOU'RE A MONSTER. 236 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,176 MONSTER. 237 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,244 MONSTER. 238 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,079 I'M NEVER GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN. 239 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,215 WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITHOUT YOU? 240 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,283 ( crying ) 241 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,119 Boy ( taunting ): * NAH-NAH, NA-NA-NAH 242 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,054 * NAH-NAH, NA-NA-NAH 243 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,123 * NAH-NAH, NA-NA-NAH * 244 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,992 Stan: GIVE IT BACK! 245 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,427 I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE ME. 246 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:03,630 Oblina: WHERE I COME FROM WE HAVE AN EXPRESSION 247 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,132 FOR HUMANS LIKE YOU. 248 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:06,700 WE CALL IT "GUTLESS." 249 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,170 ( boys screaming ) 250 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,072 UH, THANKS. 251 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,541 ( both screaming ) 252 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,044 PSST! 253 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,578 ICKY! KRUMMY! 254 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:19,913 DID YOU SEE THAT SCARE? 255 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,248 YES, OBLINA. 256 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,383 YES, YES, YOU ARE STILL THE BEST. 257 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:26,253 I'VE NEVER FELT MORE MONSTROUS. 258 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,521 OBLINA, DO YOU LIKE MY STENCH? 259 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,589 ( sniffing ) 260 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,759 HMM, SEEMS A BIT WEAK TODAY. 261 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,493 Both: SHE'S BACK! 262 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,628 OH, MMM... 263 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,230 ( smacking ) 264 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,655 Oblina: THIS WAY. 265 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,358 ( all gasp ) 266 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:11,765 ( fearfully ): OKAY, EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE 267 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:15,135 AS LONG AS NOBODY MAKES ANY SUDDEN MOVES. 268 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,772 ( barks ) 269 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:21,674 ( screaming ) 270 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,344 ( barks ) 271 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,613 ( panting ) 272 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,315 ( barking ) 273 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:31,618 LOOKY, WE CAN ESCAPE THROUGH THERE. 274 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,286 ( panting ) 275 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,557 COME ON, ICKIS. 276 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:38,658 NO! 277 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,093 I CAN'T DO IT, KRUMM. 278 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,228 I CAN'T! 279 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,462 I'M HOLDING YOU BACK. 280 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,965 GO AHEAD WITHOUT ME. 281 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:48,235 ( barking ) 282 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,069 HURRY UP. 283 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,770 JUST FOLLOW ME. 284 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,906 NO, NO! 285 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:00,914 WHERE IS ICKIS? 286 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,582 UH, HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME. 287 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,485 ( whining ) 288 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:06,786 ( horn honking ) 289 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,759 ( mumbling ) 290 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,895 ( giggling ) 291 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:17,564 ( laughing ) 292 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:18,999 STOP IT, STOP IT! 293 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,869 I HATE TO BREAK UP THIS TENDER MOMENT, ICKIS 294 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,736 BUT WE SHOULD BE ON OUR WAY. 295 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,139 I WANT TO TAKE HIM BACK WITH US. 296 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,307 CAN I KEEP HIM? 297 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,410 YOU MEAN TAKE HIM BACK TO SCHOOL? 298 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,845 COME NOW, ICKIS. 299 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:35,115 HE IS A VERY DANGEROUS "BARK AND BITE." 300 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,684 DANGEROUS? HE SAVED MY LIFE. 301 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,186 ( buzzing )HMM. 302 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,187 MMM. 303 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,689 GOOD FLEAS. 304 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:46,159 NO, IT IS SIMPLY OUT OF THE QUESTION. 305 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:51,164 ICKIS, KRUMM, I WANT IT MADE PERFECTLY CLEAR 306 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,565 THIS IS YOUR IDEA. 307 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,668 I WANT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 308 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,871 HERE, FUNGUS, HERE, FUNGUS. 309 00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,706 FUNGUS? 310 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,942 YOU ARE CALLING IT FUNGUS? 311 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:06,646 WHAT SORT OF A SICKLY SWEET NAME IS FUNGUS? 312 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,081 HOW ABOUT PUSTULE? 313 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:11,451 NOW, THERE IS A NAME YOU CAN SAY WITH PRIDE. 314 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,686 PUSTULE. 315 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,022 I LIKE FUNGUS. 316 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,190 I LIKE PUSTULE. 317 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,058 FUNGUS. 318 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,326 PUSTULE! 319 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,460 FUNGUS. 320 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,462 PUSTULE. 321 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,597 FUNGUS. 322 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,999 PUSTULE! 323 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,767 FUNGUS. 324 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:30,303 GOOD MORNING, MY LITTLE SLIME-SLURPERS. 325 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,205 TAKE OUT YOUR MONSTER MANUALS 326 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,806 AND TURN TO CHAPTER 11-- 327 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,309 "MAKING EMOTIONAL TRAUMA WORK FOR YOU." 328 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,610 Oblina: PUSTULE. 329 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,046 Ickis: FUNGUS. 330 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,313 ( sighs ) 331 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,983 EXCUSE ME, ICKIS, OBLINA. 332 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,051 I'M SO SORRY. 333 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,086 ( yelling ): WAS I TALKING 334 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,921 WHILE YOU WERE TALKING? 335 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,689 WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?! 336 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:52,159 HOW COULD I BE SO RUDE AS TO INTERRUPT 337 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:55,462 YOUR UNDOUBTEDLY MEANINGLESS DRIVEL? 338 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,398 THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT, YOUR GROMBLENESS. 339 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,233 YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED. 340 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,534 NO HARD FEELING... 341 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,604 ICKIS, YOUR MONSTER MANUAL. 342 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,974 ( whimpering ) 343 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,346 HOW INSPIRING, CLASS. 344 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,215 IF ONLY WE COULD BE 345 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,683 MORE LIKE ICKIS, HMM? 346 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,987 HE HAS NOT ONLY COMMITTED THE MANUAL TO MEMORY 347 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,289 BUT ALSO TO HIS DIGESTIVE TRACT! 348 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,823 ( gagging ) 349 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,025 DELICIOUS. 350 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,126 ( gulps ) 351 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,860 ( buzzing ) 352 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,197 AND WHAT HAVE WE HERE, KRUMM? 353 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:30,930 FLEAS. 354 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,199 DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH 355 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,633 FOR THE WHOLE CLASS? 356 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,535 I THINK SO. 357 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,070 ( gobbling ) 358 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,038 SIT DOWN! 359 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,940 ( howling in distance ) 360 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,610 WHAT IS THAT?! 361 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:50,617 ( imitates howling ) 362 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:54,154 OH, SOMETIMES I JUST CANNOT HELP MYSELF 363 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,156 I SIMPLY HAVE TO SING. 364 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,991 ( howling in distance ) 365 00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:01,694 ( imitates howling ) 366 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,131 FUNGUS. 367 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:08,035 Krumm: * ICKIS AND FUNGUS, HE'S NOT A VIRUS * 368 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,370 * DON'T CALL HIM PUSTULE 369 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,871 ( chuckles ) 370 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,306 * FUNGUS AND ICKIS 371 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,075 * BARKS 'CAUSE HE LIKES US 372 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,277 * DON'T CALL HIM PIDDLE 373 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,079 * COME HERE, BOY, COME HERE 374 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,348 * HE'S DROOLING BACTERIA 375 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,450 * A SLOBBERING FACTORY OF FLEAS * 376 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,218 * HEY, WHAT'S THE CRIME 377 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,388 * PLAYIN' IN PUDDLES OF SLIME, WHAT THE HEY * 378 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:32,492 * IT'S OKAY BY ME AND MY FUNGUS * 379 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,294 * HE'S NOT A VIRUS 380 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,363 * DON'T CALL HIM PUSTULE 381 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,465 * MONSTERS AND DOGS RULE, YEAH 382 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,200 * 'CAUSE THEY'RE SMELLY. 383 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,736 COME ON, FUNGUS, GIVE IT BACK. 384 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,077 ( chuckling ): LOVELY. 385 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,411 ( laughs ) 386 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,914 WHAT TO WEAR, WHAT TO WEAR. 387 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:58,151 THAT'S NOT A TOY, FUNGUS. 388 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:04,791 ( grunting ) 389 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,126 ( crying out ) 390 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,927 ( crashing and banging ) 391 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,633 I JUST LOVE WHAT THE TWO OF YOU HAVE DONE 392 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:14,734 WITH THE PLACE. 393 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,035 ICKIS, TELL HIM 394 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,970 TO GIVE ME BACK MY EYE. 395 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,406 ( giggling ) 396 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,077 ( needle scratches ) 397 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:29,149 ( music playing ) 398 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:33,186 OH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A SHINY NEW PAIR OF SHOES 399 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:37,023 TO AWAKEN THE BLITHE SPIRIT IN THIS OLD GROMBLE. 400 00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,292 ICKIS, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 401 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,194 FUNGUS IS OUT OF CONTROL. 402 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,862 OBLINA THINKS SO, TOO. 403 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,931 WHERE IS OBLINA? 404 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,199 YOU GOT ME. 405 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,935 FUNGUS, HAVE YOU SEEN OBLINA? 406 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,370 ( barking ) 407 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,938 WHAT IS IT YOU SAY, FUNGUS? 408 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,606 ( barking ) 409 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,408 OBLINA'S TRAPPED IN A WELL? 410 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,615 THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH! 411 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:06,819 I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THIS GAME. 412 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:11,558 I READILY ADMIT THE FIRST 15 TIMES WERE FUN. 413 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:12,925 BUT NOW I MUST SAY 414 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,094 IT IS GETTING A TAD TEDIOUS. 415 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,896 ( whining ) 416 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,631 I BETTER TAKE HIM OUT. 417 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,934 NO, NOT NOW-- LATER, WHEN THE GROMBLE IS ASLEEP. 418 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,203 ( shrieks ) 419 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,317 HAVE A NICE WALK. 420 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,391 ( Oblina yelling ) 421 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,759 ( clanking ) 422 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,261 ( Ickis yelling ) 423 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,463 Oblina: PUSTULE! 424 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,535 OH, AT LONG LAST. 425 00:18:55,535 --> 00:19:00,006 EVERY SINGLE VOLUME IS IN ITS PROPER PLACE. 426 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,310 RATS. 427 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,314 ( Fungus barking ) 428 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,015 ( screaming ) 429 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,984 ( screaming ) 430 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,254 ( yelling ): ICKIS! 431 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,860 Ickis: HUNGRY? 432 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,462 Gromble: ICKIS! 433 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,831 SO DOES THIS MEAN 434 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,266 WE CAN'T KEEP HIM? 435 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,500 MY DEAR ICKIS 436 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,669 IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE PETS-- 437 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,138 I MYSELF BRED COCKROACHES AS A LAD-- 438 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,841 I SIMPLY HAVE AN AVERSION TO ANYTHING 439 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,909 THAT MIGHT DESTROY EVERYTHING 440 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,812 I HAVE MY WORKED MY ENTIRE LIFE TO BUILD! 441 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,615 ( yelling ): I'M FUNNY THAT WAY! 442 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,916 ( giggles ) 443 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:47,119 YOU'RE LUCKY I'M IN A GOOD MOOD. 444 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:51,458 NOW I SUGGEST YOU LOCATE THAT BARK AND BITE 445 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,461 AND TAKE HIM BACK ABOVE GROUND 446 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,696 BEFORE I GET PERTURBED! 447 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,769 ( barks ) 448 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,405 ( yelling ): ICKIS! 449 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:10,510 ( all grunting ) 450 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,279 ( panting ) 451 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,247 ( whimpers ) 452 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,585 WELL, HERE WE ARE, FUNGUS. 453 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,520 ( giggling nervously ) 454 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,022 WELCOME TO YOU NEW OLD HOME. 455 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,024 ( rings doorbell ) 456 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,228 DAFFODIL! 457 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,664 ( barks ) 458 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,136 HEY, EVERYBODY, DAFFY CAME BACK. 459 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,606 All: DAFFY? 460 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,309 ( sighs ) 461 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:45,745 AND THIS IS WHERE WE PLAYED CATCH. 462 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:49,316 AND THIS IS WHERE WE GAVE EACH OTHER A BATH. 463 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:53,786 AND THIS... THIS IS WHERE WE CHASED OUR TAILS. 464 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,988 YOU DON'T HAVE A TAIL. 465 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,189 ( gasping ) 466 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,558 KRUMM! 467 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,159 WELL, HE DOESN'T. 468 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,562 AND THIS IS WHERE 469 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,231 HE TOOK ME AND OBLINA SKIING... 470 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:08,835 OH, THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES. 471 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:12,271 OH, BUT THE GROMBLE WAS RIGHT, ICKIS. 472 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,673 BARK AND BITES 473 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,408 BELONG WITH HUMANS. 474 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,910 I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT... 475 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:22,248 IT SURE DIDN'T TAKE HIM LONG TO FORGET ALL ABOUT... 476 00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,417 M-M-M-ME! 477 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,252 ( sobbing ) 478 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:27,387 ( sobs ) 479 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,389 THERE, THERE, ICKY. 480 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:31,023 LET IT ALL OUT. 481 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,091 YES. 482 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,460 ( sobs ) 483 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,863 HERE, ICKIS, MAYBE YOU CAN HAVE THIS AS A PET. 484 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,131 THANKS, KRUMM. 485 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,935 WHAT SHOULD I NAME HIM? 486 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,171 WAIT A MINUTE, YOU TWO. 487 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,039 FIRST THINGS FIRST. 488 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,741 ( knocking ) 489 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:51,344 THIS BETTER BE GOOD. 490 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:54,146 WE DON'T MEAN TO DISTURB YOU, MERCIFUL GROMBLE 491 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,148 BUT WE WANTED TO CHECK WITH YOU 492 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,917 BEFORE WE BROUGHT IN ANOTHER PET. 493 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,151 I SEE. 494 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,488 APPARENTLY I'VE TAKEN TO MUMBLING. 495 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:05,024 OTHERWISE, WHY ELSE WOULD YOU HAVE NOT UNDERSTOOD ME 496 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,292 WHEN I SAID 497 00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:08,194 ( yelling ): NO MORE PETS! 498 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:12,365 WELL, UM... I MEAN... 499 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,734 ( mumbling ) 500 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,168 LITTLE GROMBLE? 501 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,939 LITTLE GROMBLE, EH? 502 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,809 HMM, WELL, IT HAS A BIT OF A RING TO IT. 503 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:25,545 WELL, MAYBE I COULD MAKE AN EXCEPTION. 504 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:29,281 OH, LOOK, THIS APPEARS TO BE A PERFECTLY HARMLESS... 505 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,317 OW, OH, OW! 506 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:32,985 ( yelling ) 507 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,421 ( all gasping ) 508 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:44,397 * DON'T CALL HIM PUSTULE 509 00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:45,498 ( chuckles ) 510 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,700 * FUNGUS AND ICKIS 511 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,836 * BARKS 'CAUSE HE LIKES US 512 00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,971 * DON'T CALL HIM PIDDLE 513 00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,039 * COME HERE, BOY, COME HERE 514 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,174 * HE'S DROOLING BACTERIA 515 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:57,309 * A SLOBBERING FACTORY OF FLEAS * 516 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:59,446 * HEY, WHAT'S THE CRIME 517 00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:00,480 * PLAYIN' IN PUDDLES OF SLIME 518 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:04,784 * ME AND MY FUNGUS 519 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:05,852 * HE'S NOT A VIRUS 520 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,987 * DON'T CALL HIM PUSTULE 521 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:10,122 * MONSTERS AND DOGS RULE, YEAH, 'CAUSE THEY'RE SMELLY. * 522 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:14,126 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 523 00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:18,330 and NICKELODEON 524 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:22,935 Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]