1 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:05,309 [ clock chiming, thunderclap] 2 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,707 [ creaking] 3 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:14,927 [ owl hooting] 4 00:00:18,192 --> 00:00:19,236 [ shrieking] 5 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:20,368 [ crying] 6 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:23,023 [ gasps] 7 00:00:24,459 --> 00:00:25,199 [ screaming] 8 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:35,687 GET DOWN HERE! 9 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,824 [Captioning sponsored by NICKELODEON 10 00:00:41,824 --> 00:00:43,956 and THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] 11 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:45,828 [ needle scratching record] 12 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:46,263 [ chuckles] 13 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:51,355 [ crickets chirping] 14 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:17,164 HEY, NICKY, DON'T FORGET YOUR PURSE. 15 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:19,862 CUT IT OUT, JAKE, I'M GOING TO TELL MOM. 16 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:21,733 OH, I'M SHAKING. 17 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:25,911 [ gulps] 18 00:01:28,784 --> 00:01:29,654 [ burps] 19 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:31,482 [ screaming] 20 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:34,094 OPEN UP, QUICK, THERE'S A MONSTER OUT HERE! 21 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:36,531 Jake: NICKY... 22 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:38,707 CAN YOU SAY "BUNNY RABBIT"? 23 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:57,029 I CAN'T WAIT FOR HALLOWEEN. 24 00:01:57,029 --> 00:01:58,857 I'M GOING TO SCARE THOSE KIDS SO BAD 25 00:01:58,857 --> 00:02:00,163 THEY'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. 26 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:01,251 HAH! 27 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:04,341 YOU COULDN'T SCARE YOUR OWN SHADOW. 28 00:02:04,341 --> 00:02:05,603 [ screaming] 29 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,170 [ shadow gasps] 30 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,911 SATISFIED? 31 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:11,218 [ shadows snarling and growling] 32 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:13,481 [ yelling] 33 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:15,352 I HEAR THEY THROW ROTTEN EGGS EVERYWHERE! 34 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:16,440 YUMMY! 35 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,616 WHY WASTE A PERFECTLY ROTTEN EGG? 36 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,140 HUMANS-- GO FIGURE. 37 00:02:23,752 --> 00:02:25,319 WHAT ARE YOULOOKING AT? 38 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:26,276 SORRY. 39 00:02:27,495 --> 00:02:29,236 THANKS. 40 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:30,889 DO YOU MIND? 41 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:33,370 BAD HAIR DAY. 42 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:40,899 [ high-pitched giggling] 43 00:02:40,899 --> 00:02:42,292 [ deep chuckle] 44 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:47,297 [ crowd talking and laughing] 45 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:55,305 [ gasps]: LOVELY SENTIMENT, ICKIS. 46 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:56,698 AND I DO,TOO. 47 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:58,700 [ growling] 48 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,137 NOW, YOU ALL KNOW TONIGHT WILL BE YOUR FIRST HALLOWEEN... 49 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:02,051 [ loud cheering] 50 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:04,009 AND WE'VE BEEN PREPARING 51 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:05,837 FOR THIS GLORIOUS NIGHT ALL YEAR. 52 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:07,361 A NIGHT OF MISCHIEF... 53 00:03:07,361 --> 00:03:09,276 [ crowd cheering] 54 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:11,495 A NIGHT OF MAYHEM 55 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:15,804 A NIGHT OF TOTAL TERROR! 56 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:17,240 [ screaming and cackling] 57 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,720 QUIET!! 58 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:19,982 YOU ALSO KNOW 59 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:22,854 THE RESULTS OF LAST WEEK'S MIDTERMS ARE IN. 60 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:26,728 AND YOU PUS-MONGERS HAVE REALLY LET ME DOWN THIS TIME! 61 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:29,600 HOW HARD COULD IT BE TO SCARE THE PANTS 62 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,124 OFF AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD? 63 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:35,389 THIS WAS ALL YOU CAME UP WITH?! 64 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:39,480 [ laughing and cackling] 65 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:43,701 I'M GLAD YOU FIND THIS SO AMUSING. 66 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:47,618 PERHAPS YOU AND YOUR CLASSMATES CAN ENJOY A REAL LAUGH RIOT 67 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:50,447 WHILE YOU'RE SITTING IN YOUR ROOMS TONIGHT! 68 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:51,883 BUT YOUR GROMBLENESS-- 69 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:53,015 IT'S HALLOWEEN! 70 00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:54,451 [ gasps]: WHAT? 71 00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:58,194 YOU THINK YOU DESERVE TO GO OUT ON HALLOWEEN? 72 00:03:58,194 --> 00:03:59,456 [ meekly]: UH... YES? 73 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:00,762 LOOKING FOR A "YES"... 74 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:04,679 WRONG! 75 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:06,115 SILENCE! 76 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:07,943 [ sweetly]: I HAVE SPOKEN. 77 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:10,075 [ harshly]: AS FAR AS YOU RINGWORMS ARE CONCERNED 78 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:12,121 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS... 79 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:13,340 [ sweetly]: HALLOWEEN. 80 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,820 FIRST THE TOOTH FAIRY, NOW THIS. 81 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:18,301 HALLOWEEN IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY. 82 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:20,347 HE CAN'T DO THIS... CAN HE? 83 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:23,785 AND JUST IN CASE ANY ONE OF YOU IS STUPID ENOUGH TO DEFY ME 84 00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:25,221 MY LITTLE FRIEND 85 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:26,831 WILL BE GUARDING THE EXIT. 86 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:28,485 [ class muttering] 87 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,139 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HONOR SYSTEM? 88 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:31,793 DON'T BE AFRAID, MY PETS. 89 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:34,012 HE'S BEEN GIVEN STRICT INSTRUCTIONS 90 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:37,015 NOT TO HURT A HAIR ON YOUR HEADS. 91 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:38,626 [ hairs cheering] 92 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:42,107 HE'S SIMPLY TO CATCH YOU AND BRING YOU TO ME. 93 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:44,762 I'LL HANDLE DISCIPLINE WITH THREE CHOICES: 94 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:48,679 SOMETHING BAD, SOMETHING REALLYBAD... 95 00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:51,421 OR... YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 96 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:56,165 AFTER ALL, WHY SHOULD HE HAVE ALL THE FUN? 97 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:58,298 WHAT ABOUT MYNEEDS? 98 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:04,260 Jake: MOM JUST RUINED MY HALLOWEEN. 99 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:05,174 YOU CAN'T GO? 100 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:07,263 WORSE-- I GOT TO TAKE YOU. 101 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:08,960 I'LL BE GOOD, JAKE, I PROMISE. 102 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:09,831 THAT'S RIGHT. 103 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:11,136 KEEP QUIET 104 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:13,051 NO MATTER WHAT YOU SEE OR HEAR. 105 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:14,836 I WON'T SEE OR HEAR ANYTHING! 106 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,446 GLAD WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. 107 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:20,407 [ screaming] 108 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:21,930 [ yowling] 109 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:26,151 THE FROG AND I ARE SLIPPING OUT 110 00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:28,284 THROUGH THE MAIN DRAINAGE PIPE. 111 00:05:28,284 --> 00:05:31,679 YOU GUYS WANT TO COME, YOU CAN SLIDE BY THE FROG. 112 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:34,551 GO WITH THE FLOW. 113 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:36,466 AS APPEALING AS THAT SOUNDS 114 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:39,426 WE'LL FIND OUR OWN WAY OUT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 115 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:41,471 I HAD SOME BAD PENCILS FOR LUNCH 116 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:44,213 AND THEY'RE SITTING IN MY STOMACH LIKE LEAD. 117 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:46,781 COME ON, ICKIS, DON'T START THIS AGAIN. 118 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:49,044 BUT YOU HEARD WHAT THE GROMBLE SAID. 119 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:50,045 I HEARD HIM. 120 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:51,568 I ALSO SEE 121 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:53,744 THOSE TWO ARE GOING. 122 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:55,006 SO PENCIL BREATH... 123 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:57,574 WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE? 124 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:59,881 [ taunting]: ICKIS COULD NEVER DISOBEY THE GROMBLE! 125 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:01,361 I COULD, TOO! 126 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:05,756 IF I HAD A RAT EVERY TIME I DISOBEYED THE GROMBLE 127 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:07,062 I WOULD HAVE... 128 00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:08,585 A LOT OF RATS. 129 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,021 [ bugs chattering] 130 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:11,719 Ickis: WHAT IF WE GET CAUGHT? 131 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,024 RELAX. 132 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:14,504 Ickis: WHAT IF WE GET LOST? 133 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:17,333 KRUMM HAS AN EXCELLENT SENSE OF DIRECTION. 134 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:18,900 WHAT IF IT STARTS TO RAIN 135 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,772 AND MY EARS FILL UP WITH WATER AND I DROWN? 136 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:22,556 IT COULD HAPPEN. 137 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:49,409 [ doorbell rings, door opens] 138 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,629 Kids: TRICK OR TREAT! 139 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:54,326 Krumm: THEY'RE GOING TO WISH 140 00:06:54,326 --> 00:06:56,546 THEY WERE BORN WITHOUT NOSES. 141 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:57,591 [ chuckling] 142 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:03,205 A SCRATCH-AND-SNIFF COSTUME! 143 00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:05,294 [ sniffing] 144 00:07:05,294 --> 00:07:06,338 WHOO, THAT'S NASTY! 145 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:07,992 [ growling and snarling] 146 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:09,341 HEY, TRANSFORMER! 147 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:11,605 WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR COSTUME? 148 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:12,606 [ yelling] 149 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:13,911 LOOK AT THOSE EARS! 150 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,044 WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN IT RAINS? 151 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:17,262 [ both laughing] 152 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:19,700 Girl: WELL, SEE YOU AROUND. 153 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:22,093 HERE, THIS LADY'S ONLY GIVING OUT PENNIES. 154 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:24,661 THEY THOUGHT WE WERE HUMANS IN COSTUME. 155 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:26,446 HOW HUMILIATING. 156 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,665 I'VE NEVER BEEN SO EMBARRASSED. 157 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:30,362 SO, UM... WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 158 00:07:30,362 --> 00:07:31,799 [ gobbling coins] 159 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:33,104 I COULD GO 160 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:34,889 FOR MORE COPPER-COATED TREATS. 161 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:37,587 MMM, THEY WERE AWFULLY GOOD. 162 00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:39,110 WHAT DID THOSE KIDS SAY AGAIN? 163 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:41,156 Oblina: "PICK YOUR MEAT." 164 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:42,897 IT WAS... "PRICK YOUR FEET." 165 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:44,681 I DEFINITELY HEARD "MEAT." 166 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,727 THAT MAKES NO SENSE, "PICK YOUR MEAT." 167 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:48,946 "PRICK YOUR FEET" I UNDERSTAND. 168 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:50,731 YOU KNOW, PRICK YOUR FEET. 169 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:52,123 BUT, "PICK YOUR MEAT"? 170 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:56,780 I BROUGHT TOILET PAPER 171 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:59,304 TO WIPE UP THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD. 172 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:00,523 DIDN'T YOU GET STUCK 173 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:02,438 WITH YOUR LITTLE BROTHER? 174 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:03,831 OH, EXCELLENT-- 175 00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:06,224 NOW WE'VE GOT AN ATTACK RABBIT. 176 00:08:06,224 --> 00:08:08,096 I'M A MONSTER! 177 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:09,445 HEY, DON'T LAUGH. 178 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:12,317 NICKY ACTUALLY SAW ONE OF THESE IN THE GARBAGE. 179 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,623 DIDN'T YOU, NICKY? 180 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:14,798 [ all laughing] 181 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:17,366 DON'T WORRY, HE'LL STAY OUT OF THE WAY. 182 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:23,459 SO, WE'RE AGREED. 183 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:26,201 All: PRICK YOUR FEET! 184 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:28,464 MY, YOU CERTAINLY ARE THE MOST... 185 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:32,207 [ shouting]: HERB, YOU WANT TO GET OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE? 186 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:35,297 [ whispering]: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH THINGS? 187 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:38,430 FINALLY, SOME KIDS WITH IMAGINATION! 188 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:41,433 WHAT ARE YOU ALL SUPPOSED TO BE? 189 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:44,001 WELL, THAT ONE'S A CANDY CANE! 190 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:46,438 AND THAT ONE'S... LIKE A... JACKRABBIT, OR SOMETHING. 191 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:48,136 AND THAT ONE... OOH, OOH... 192 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:49,877 WHOO, SON-- WHATEVER YOU ARE 193 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:53,358 YOU OUGHT TO TAKE THAT COSTUME OFF AND GET SOME AIR. 194 00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:55,970 THINK YOU'RE STARTING TO ROT IN THERE. 195 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,667 NICE JOB ON THE COSTUMES. 196 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:01,932 HEY, THIS IS GOOD, TOO. 197 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:04,282 ESPECIALLY THE OUTSIDE. 198 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:05,588 LET'S GET SOME MORE. 199 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:08,722 All: PRICK YOUR FEET! 200 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:10,506 PRICK YOUR FEET! 201 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:12,813 CUTE, BUT DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK. 202 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,031 [ door creaks] 203 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:20,429 All: PRICK YOUR FEET! 204 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:23,824 Boy: VERY FUNNY. THE PARTY'S IN THE DEN. 205 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:27,697 [ kids laughing] 206 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,140 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 207 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:38,534 THERE AREN'T EVEN ANY WORMS IN THERE. 208 00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:40,362 LET'S PLAY "DEAD MAN'S GAME." 209 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:43,278 EVERYBODY GET IN A CIRCLE. 210 00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:46,020 NOW, WE PASS AROUND 211 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:48,544 THE GROSSEST THING WE CAN THINK OF. 212 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:50,067 AND I'LL GO FIRST! 213 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:53,593 THE BELLY FAT OF A DECAYING MONGOOSE! 214 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,943 [ moist quivering] 215 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:59,642 I'VE HAD BETTER. 216 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,905 [ stretching and snapping] 217 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:05,300 THE PETRIFIED BOOGER OF A TYRANNOSAURUS REX! 218 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,914 WOW... STILL CHEWY AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS. 219 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:13,134 HEY, I GOT ONE. 220 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,788 MY VERY OWN EYES. 221 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,398 HAVE A BALL! 222 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:17,399 [ chuckling] 223 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:18,748 WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 224 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:23,100 [ screaming] 225 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,233 [ kids screaming] 226 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,844 WHAT? THEY'RE JUST EYEBALLS. 227 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:29,193 [ crickets chirping] 228 00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:31,326 [ screaming kids approaching] 229 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:32,849 READY ON PATROL. 230 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,503 ACTION ON THE RIGHT FRONT. 231 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:35,809 PRIME ALL WEAPONRY. 232 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,114 ATTACK! 233 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:45,688 [ grunting] 234 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:50,911 [ grunts] 235 00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:56,090 ICKIS! 236 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,439 COME ON! 237 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,442 HEY, IT'S NICKY! 238 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:02,749 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY BACK. 239 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,620 JAKE'S GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN HE SEES YOU HERE. 240 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,711 Krumm: HEY, HOW'D YOU BEAT US HERE? 241 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:09,799 UH... 242 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,106 THOSE KIDS WERE VICIOUS. 243 00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:13,803 I HAVE HALF A MIND TO GO BACK 244 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,326 AND GIVE THEM SOME OF THIS. 245 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,719 [ screams] 246 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,940 NOW YOU'VE DONE IT. 247 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,856 I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO NOW. 248 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,553 [ chuckling]: EAT MORE? 249 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,555 CARRY HIM BACK, GENIUS. 250 00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,296 WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM OUT HERE. 251 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:34,215 NEXT TIME WE'RE GOING TO EGG YOU AND LEAVE YOU THERE. 252 00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:35,825 GOT IT? 253 00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,049 Jake: YOU COULD HAVE 254 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,180 GOTTEN HURT. 255 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,574 MOM WOULD HAVE GROUNDED ME FOR LIFE. 256 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,010 HOLD THAT THOUGHT, HUH? 257 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:53,451 COME ON, YOU CAN'T STAY IN THERE FOREVER. 258 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:55,889 WANT TO BET? 259 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:58,543 [ rumbling] 260 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,375 Boy:COME ON. 261 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:05,725 WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR THAT PARTY. 262 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:08,728 NICE TRY, PAL. 263 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,730 YOU JUST WEREN'T SCARY ENOUGH. 264 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,862 HEY, THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER. 265 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,043 HEY, NICE COSTUME. 266 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,958 LOVE THE EARS! 267 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,969 HE'S KIND OF SHORT, BUT WHAT A BABE. 268 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:36,059 Krumm: POOR ICKIS-- HE PRICKED HIS FEET ONE TIME TOO MANY. 269 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:38,148 Oblina: HALLOWEEN IS A MAJOR HOLIDAY. 270 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,150 WE SHOULD HAVE 271 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:42,631 STARTED HIM OUT ON SOMETHING A LITTLE EASIER 272 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:43,763 LIKE GROUNDHOG'S DAY. 273 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,026 [ shouts] 274 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:46,940 [ gasps] 275 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,593 THIS ISN'T ICKIS! 276 00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,465 IT'S A LITTLE BOY. 277 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,684 HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ICKIS. 278 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,251 YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ICKIS. 279 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,036 DON'T EAT ME, DON'T EAT ME! 280 00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,951 OH, WE DON'T EAT HUMANS. 281 00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:00,475 WHO KNOWS WHERE THEY'VE BEEN? 282 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:01,693 WHO'D BE LEFT TO SCARE? 283 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,130 ARE YOU... MONSTERS? 284 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,131 YUP. 285 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,219 MONSTERS! 286 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,481 NICE WORK! 287 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:09,701 OF COURSE WE'RE NOT MONSTERS. 288 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:12,313 BUT YOU'RE HAIRY AND WEIRD-LOOKING AND SMELL BAD. 289 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,662 THANKS! 290 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,620 LOOK, I'M OBLINA, THIS IS KRUMM. 291 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,536 WE DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH ICKIS. 292 00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:19,276 ICKIS? 293 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,930 YOU KNOW-- 294 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,367 SMALL CHAP, BIG EARS COLOR OF A FRESH BRUISE. 295 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,455 DOES HE EAT GARBAGE? 296 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,239 THAT'S HIM! 297 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,370 I'VE SEEN HIM. 298 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,546 I MADE MY COSTUME TO LOOK LIKE HIM. 299 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:29,765 IF YOU'RE HERE... 300 00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:32,333 ...WHEN MY BROTHER COMES HOME WITHOUT ME 301 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,509 MOM'S GOING TO GROUND HIM FOR LIFE. 302 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,815 I GOT IT! 303 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,251 YOU'RE A GENIUS. 304 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,601 YOU THINK ICKIS WAS SWITCHED WITH NICKY? 305 00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:40,820 MAYBE, BUT LOOK... 306 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,300 I CAN STUFF SIX OF THESE THINGS 307 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,258 ON EACH SIDE OF MY MOUTH. 308 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,303 TRY IT! 309 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:47,914 KRUMM, WE MUST FIND ICKIS 310 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:50,046 AND RETURN THIS BOY IMMEDIATELY. 311 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:52,483 Gromble: WELL, WELL, WELL! 312 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:55,922 AND WHAT ARE WE DOING OUT AFTER CURFEW? 313 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,141 ICKIS IS SICK, HE NEEDS SOME AIR. 314 00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,490 SICK? 315 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,841 UH... HE DOESN'T LOOK ILL TO ME. 316 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,713 IN FACT, HE LOOKS MORE ROBUST THAN EVER. 317 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,715 NOW, GET BACK INSIDE... 318 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:09,631 BEFORE I SEND SNORCH TO TUCK YOU IN! 319 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,682 HI, ICKIS! 320 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,641 [ whispering]: STAY CLOSE TO ME. 321 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,991 NOT THAT CLOSE. 322 00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,993 ICKIS, HERE'S THE RAT I OWE YOU! 323 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:27,649 FIRST, I JUST WANT TO WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 324 00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,216 [ class moaning] 325 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:33,307 OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU MISSED ALL THE FUN. 326 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,657 HOW TERRIBLY INSENSITIVE. 327 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,528 AH, I JUST LOVE BEING ME. 328 00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,052 BUT ENOUGH CHITCHAT. 329 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,358 LET'S TURN TO LAST WEEK'S ASSIGNMENT 330 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,098 SHALL WE? 331 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:48,322 [ zapping and whirring] 332 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:55,590 [ dog whimpering] 333 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,287 [ boy screaming] 334 00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,768 THAT'S ONE WAY TO LICK THE PROBLEM. 335 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:02,597 ALL RIGHTY, LET'S SEE-- WHO WANTS TO BE NEXT? 336 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,468 MASTER... ICKIS? 337 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:07,428 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR, YOU DON'T WANT ICKIS. 338 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,082 OH? AND WHY NOT? 339 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,692 WELL, TO BE HONEST 340 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:13,825 ICKIS HASN'T BEEN ACTING LIKE HIMSELF. 341 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,827 LATELY HE'S BEEN JUST A TAD... 342 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,568 [ clanking and zapping] 343 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:22,617 [ Nicky screaming, cat screeching] 344 00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:23,661 SPLENDID, ICKIS! 345 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,446 GOOD HANG TIME. 346 00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:26,534 GO AHEAD... 347 00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:27,535 EAT IT. 348 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:29,841 [ slurping] 349 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,409 HE'S TRYING TO CUT DOWN. 350 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:33,715 BREAK TIME! 351 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,544 BREAK'S OVER! 352 00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:37,762 [ class gasps] 353 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,939 NOW, I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE 354 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,985 THAT SOME OF YOU HANGNAILED LITTLE SNEAKS WERE OUT 355 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,117 LAST NIGHT. 356 00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,119 NOW... 357 00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,337 DEAR... 358 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:50,645 WAS IT YOU? 359 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,777 NO, YOUR GROMBLENESS, I WOULD NEVER-- 360 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:53,561 ENOUGH! 361 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:54,997 APPARENTLY EVERYONE 362 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,607 CHICKENED OUT LAST NIGHT 363 00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:57,565 EXCEPT ME! 364 00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:58,827 OH, AND YOU, TOO. 365 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,351 THE GROMBLE'S GOING TO BITE OUR HEADS OFF. 366 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:04,137 YOU SAID MONSTERS DON'T EAT HUMANS. 367 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,835 I NEVER SAID WE DON'T EAT OTHER MONSTERS. 368 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,271 MAKE NO MISTAKE 369 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:11,883 I WILL FIND OUT WHO DISOBEYED ME, AND WHEN I DO... 370 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,278 Woman: COME ON, GUYS, I SAID BREAKFAST! 371 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,627 GET OUT OF THERE NOW 372 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,934 OR I'LL GIVE YOU A BROOM HANDLE SANDWICH. 373 00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:19,935 [ loud snap] 374 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:23,634 MOM, NICKY BROKE THE BROOM! 375 00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,071 [ sighs] 376 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:28,030 [ quietly]: OBLINA... KRUMM... 377 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:32,861 AND WHERE DO YOU THINK 378 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,515 YOU'RE GOING? 379 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,299 SIT DOWN AND EAT BREAKFAST. 380 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:39,302 IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, HALLOWEEN IS OVER, BONEHEAD! 381 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:40,738 OW! 382 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,958 BONEHEAD WON'T TAKE OFF HIS COSTUME. 383 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,916 JAKE, STOP PICKING ON YOUR BROTHER. 384 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,831 SORRY, KIDDO, NO BREAKFAST 385 00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:49,443 TILL YOU PUT ON SOME REAL CLOTHES. 386 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:52,968 YOU GOT TO HAVE BREAKFAST-- IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT 387 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,143 MEAL OF THE DAY. 388 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,668 ECCH. 389 00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:58,582 [ grunting] 390 00:16:58,582 --> 00:16:59,627 MM-MM. 391 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,064 NO WAY. 392 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:07,243 AH... POLYESTER! 393 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:10,420 [ dishes rattling] 394 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,557 [ loud chomping and snarling] 395 00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:17,688 WHERE ARE YOUFROM? 396 00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,690 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME. 397 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,344 HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY? 398 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,477 YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'VE GOT 399 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,087 A FROG IN YOUR THROAT. 400 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,262 [ croaking] 401 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,005 YOU REALLY ARE A DWEEB. 402 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,093 THANKS! 403 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,836 AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 404 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,533 WHAT ABOUT MY KISS? 405 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,144 I DON'T HAVE COOTIES. 406 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,319 YOU CAN BORROW MINE. 407 00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:42,626 [ croaking] 408 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:52,984 NOW, REMEMBER... 409 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:55,074 THE POINT IS TO PIERCE EARDRUMS 410 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,858 GIVE CHILLS, AND REDUCE 411 00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,381 HUMANS TO LUMPS OF GOO. 412 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,949 AND A-ONE, AND A-TWO, AND A-THREE. 413 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,299 [ screaming, barking, belching and howling] 414 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:06,259 I NEED MORE FROM THE HOWLERS. 415 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,174 WORK WITH ME, PEOPLE, WORK WITH ME. 416 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,959 OKAY, BACK ROW, NOW, REALLY SELL IT. 417 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:14,180 [ howling and shrieking] 418 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:17,748 [ quietly]: HMM... THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING. 419 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:20,490 [ scratching blackboard] 420 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:26,888 AH, THAT WAS MELLIFLUOUS, ABSOLUTELY MELLIFLUOUS! 421 00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,108 AND TO THINK I SAID 422 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,545 YOU'D NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING! 423 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,460 [ sobbing wildly] 424 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,288 OH, YOU. 425 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,641 Woman: NOW, CLASS... 426 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:43,992 YESTERDAY WE LEARNED ABOUT WANDA FRIMLER'S PENTHOUSE 427 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,560 WITH RIVER VIEWS AND WRAPAROUND TERRACE. 428 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,345 TODAY, NICKY WILL TELL US ALL ABOUT HIS HOUSE. 429 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:50,433 NICKY? 430 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,608 MY HOUSE? 431 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,871 UM... WELL, LET'S SEE. 432 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,612 IT'S GOT THE BEST TRASH 433 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:56,787 YOU'LL EVER FIND. 434 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,224 [ class giggling] 435 00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:02,010 UH... THERE'S ENOUGH MAGGOTS AND BROKEN CAR PARTS 436 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,099 AND, AND CHICKEN BONES 437 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:07,146 TO FEED A FAMILY FOR WEEKS. 438 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:11,585 [ proudly]: I LIVE IN A FILTHY, DISGUSTING DUMP! 439 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:17,156 YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 440 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,028 OH, NO, NOT THE TRASH COMPACTOR. 441 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,073 Kid: I'LL FLATTEN YOU LIKE A PANCAKE. 442 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:24,554 I'LL MASH YOU LIKE POTATOES. 443 00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,513 MASH ME LIKE POTATOES-- 444 00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,384 WHAT ARE YOUIN FOR? 445 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,907 DISRUPTING CLASS? 446 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,260 OOH, DISRUPTING CLASS. 447 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,957 THE LITTLE WIMP DISRUPTED CLASS. 448 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,567 HAH... LIKE THIS? 449 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:38,612 Girl: LIKE THIS? 450 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,789 MORE... 451 00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,269 LIKE... THIS! 452 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:55,933 Jake: HOLD IT. 453 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:58,414 WE CAN'T SPLIT THIS UP WITHOUT NICKY. 454 00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,807 [ laughing] 455 00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:02,549 [ sighing]: I GUESS THEY'RE NOT COMING. 456 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:05,813 MAYBE I'LL JUST FLUSH MYSELF DOWN THE TOILET 457 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,554 AND HOPE FOR THE BEST. 458 00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:08,946 [ door creaking] 459 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,994 [ firmly]: I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM. 460 00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:15,823 YOU HAVE A SERIOUS WARDROBE PROBLEM. 461 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:16,998 YOU'LL BE SORRY! 462 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,913 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME? 463 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,131 WHAT IF I TOOK ... 464 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,132 CUT IT OUT! 465 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,438 HERE IT COMES. 466 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:23,657 GO CRY FOR MOMMY. 467 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:35,059 [ screaming crescendo] 468 00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:45,200 NOW, REMEMBER, DON'T TELL ANYONE WHERE YOU'VE BEEN. 469 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,376 NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE ME IF I DID. 470 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,772 [ screaming grows quieter] 471 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:54,383 [ ratcheting] 472 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,125 [ water splashing] 473 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,169 YOU OKAY? 474 00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,997 I'M BETTER THAN OKAY. 475 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,651 I'M BAAAD... 476 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:03,174 TO THE BONE. 477 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:05,307 [ cackling]: I'M BAD! I'M BAD! 478 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,917 [ deep voice]: I'M BAAAD. 479 00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,093 [ chuckling] 480 00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:12,923 [ Jake groaning softly] 481 00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,273 [ whispering]: MONSTERS! 482 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,709 OH, JAKEY... 483 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:18,929 CAN YOU SAY "BUNNY RABBIT"? 484 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:20,409 Jake [ screaming]: MOMMY!! 485 00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:23,499 Ickis: SO THEY WERE TOUGH. 486 00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,240 SO I WAS OUTNUMBERED. 487 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,721 IT TAKES MORE THAN 15 MEN TO SCARE ME! 488 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,505 15? EXCUSE ME 489 00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:30,854 THERE WERE SIX. 490 00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:33,509 TWO WORE SHORT PANTS, AND NONE OF THEM SHAVED. 491 00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:36,251 [ knuckles cracking] 492 00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:37,513 [ clears throat] 493 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:39,472 SINCE NONE OF YOU CONFESSED 494 00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:42,039 TO GOING ABOVE GROUND ON HALLOWEEN 495 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:45,042 I DID A LITTLE DETECTIVE WORK. 496 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:47,958 [ quietly]: THEY'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PIN THIS ON US. 497 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,525 AND WITH THE AID 498 00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:51,440 OF A RUSTY TWEEZER AND A GARDEN WEASEL 499 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,268 I MADE FOUR-EYES SQUEAL 500 00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:55,096 [ squealing]LIKE A STUCK PIG! 501 00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:56,619 WE'RE DOOMED! 502 00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:58,578 OBLINA, KRUMM AND ICKIS 503 00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:00,406 WOULD YOU PLEASE STAND UP? 504 00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:05,324 CLASS, I WANT YOU ALL TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THESE THREE. 505 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:08,239 TAKE A GOOD... LONG... LOOK. 506 00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:09,806 FOR THEY... 507 00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:13,680 ARE THE FUTURE LEADERS OF TOMORROW! 508 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,639 I TOLD YOU TWO NOT TO SWEAT IT. 509 00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:20,556 UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU SLOBBERING PANTYWAISTS 510 00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:24,255 THESE STUDENTS ACTED LIKE REAL MONSTERS. 511 00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:26,997 THEY WENT OUT ON HALLOWEEN. 512 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:29,478 HOWEVER, LET'S NOT FORGET THEY DID 513 00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:31,045 [ growling]: DISOBEY ME. 514 00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:31,741 THEREFORE... 515 00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:39,662 MMM, UH... 516 00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:42,056 WHAT'S BEHIND DOOR NUMBER THREE AGAIN? 517 00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:46,103 [ door creaking] 518 00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:48,628 [ echoing scream] 519 00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:55,286 [Captioning sponsored by NICKELODEON 520 00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,985 and THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] 521 00:22:59,552 --> 00:23:01,641 [Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]