1 00:00:04,935 --> 00:00:06,144 >> MY NAME IS EBONY, AND I'M 2 00:00:06,144 --> 00:00:07,490 A TEENAGE MILITARY BRAT 3 00:00:07,490 --> 00:00:09,630 FROM COLORADO SPRINGS, COLORADO, 4 00:00:09,630 --> 00:00:12,288 HOME OF THE AIR FORCE. 5 00:00:12,288 --> 00:00:13,875 I'M A SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL, 6 00:00:13,875 --> 00:00:15,118 AND I SPEND ALL MY TIME 7 00:00:15,118 --> 00:00:16,740 WITH MY FIANCE, JOSH. 8 00:00:16,740 --> 00:00:17,638 WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER 9 00:00:17,638 --> 00:00:18,742 JUST OVER A YEAR. 10 00:00:18,742 --> 00:00:19,674 DID I TELL YOU NOT TO EAT 11 00:00:19,674 --> 00:00:20,434 MY OREOS? 12 00:00:20,434 --> 00:00:22,125 I LIVE AT HOME WITH MY MOM. 13 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:23,644 SHE WORKS A LOT, SO I'VE LEARNED 14 00:00:23,644 --> 00:00:24,955 TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 15 00:00:24,955 --> 00:00:26,440 JOSH LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS, 16 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,442 AND HIS MOM IS A LITTLE MORE 17 00:00:28,442 --> 00:00:29,098 HANDS-ON. 18 00:00:29,098 --> 00:00:29,822 >> YOU WEREN'T AT SCHOOL. 19 00:00:29,822 --> 00:00:30,478 YOU NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL 20 00:00:30,478 --> 00:00:31,134 THAT DAY. 21 00:00:31,134 --> 00:00:32,032 >> YEAH, AND I'VE ONLY MISSED, 22 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,999 MAYBE, AT TOPS, 50 CLASSES 23 00:00:33,999 --> 00:00:34,931 THIS SEMESTER. 24 00:00:34,931 --> 00:00:36,381 >> SO WE CAN'T WAIT TO GRADUATE 25 00:00:36,381 --> 00:00:38,383 HIGH SCHOOL AND ESCAPE. 26 00:00:38,383 --> 00:00:39,625 WE BOTH COME FROM MILITARY 27 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:41,041 FAMILIES, AND WE ALWAYS WANTED 28 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,801 TO FOLLOW IN THEIR FOOTSTEPS, 29 00:00:42,801 --> 00:00:44,803 SO WE JOINED JUNIOR ROTC 30 00:00:44,803 --> 00:00:45,459 AT OUR HIGH SCHOOL. 31 00:00:45,459 --> 00:00:47,081 AW, YOU LOOK GOOD. 32 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:48,841 AFTER GRADUATION, WE'RE PLANNING 33 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:49,877 TO GET MARRIED, 34 00:00:49,877 --> 00:00:50,947 JOIN THE AIR FORCE, 35 00:00:50,947 --> 00:00:52,914 AND FLY AWAY TOGETHER. 36 00:00:52,914 --> 00:00:54,399 BUT NOW ALL OF OUR PLANS ARE 37 00:00:54,399 --> 00:00:57,057 UP IN THE AIR, BECAUSE... 38 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,059 UP IN THE AIR, BECAUSE... I'M PREGNANT. 39 00:00:59,059 --> 00:00:59,576 I'M PREGNANT. 40 00:00:59,576 --> 00:01:00,577 Captioning byCaptionMax 41 00:01:00,577 --> 00:01:03,580 Captioning byCaptionMax www.captionmax.com 42 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:09,690 www.captionmax.com 43 00:01:09,690 --> 00:01:11,071 MY MOM WAS PRETTY BUMMED 44 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,141 WHEN SHE FOUND OUT. 45 00:01:12,141 --> 00:01:13,003 >> YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW, I WAS A 46 00:01:13,003 --> 00:01:14,695 LITTLE UPSET ABOUT NOT--YOU 47 00:01:14,695 --> 00:01:16,835 KNOW, THE PROTECTION THING, AND 48 00:01:16,835 --> 00:01:19,113 WE TALKED ABOUT CONDOMS AND... 49 00:01:19,113 --> 00:01:19,872 >> MM-HMM. 50 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:21,081 >> IN FACT, I SAT YOU AND JOSH 51 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,359 DOWN RIGHT HERE AND SAID, "HEY, 52 00:01:23,359 --> 00:01:24,532 USE PROTECTION. 53 00:01:24,532 --> 00:01:25,188 I DON'T WANT TO BE 54 00:01:25,188 --> 00:01:26,086 A GRANDMA YET." 55 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,501 AND LOOK, NOW I'M GONNA BE 56 00:01:27,501 --> 00:01:28,467 A GRANDMA. 57 00:01:28,467 --> 00:01:30,297 >> I THINK JOSH'S PARENTS WERE 58 00:01:30,297 --> 00:01:31,263 A LITTLE BIT MORE UPSET ABOUT 59 00:01:31,263 --> 00:01:32,575 IT, BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T LET US 60 00:01:32,575 --> 00:01:33,921 STAY IN THE SAME ROOM, EVEN 61 00:01:33,921 --> 00:01:35,819 AFTER I WAS PREGNANT. 62 00:01:35,819 --> 00:01:36,475 >> REALLY? 63 00:01:36,475 --> 00:01:37,269 SO HOW DO THEY YOU THINK 64 00:01:37,269 --> 00:01:39,340 YOU GOT PREGNANT? 65 00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:41,101 IMMACULATE CONCEPTION? 66 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,448 >> [laughs] 67 00:01:43,448 --> 00:01:45,277 >> SO HOW OLD WERE YOU THE FIRST 68 00:01:45,277 --> 00:01:46,485 TIME WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT 69 00:01:46,485 --> 00:01:48,142 SEX WITH YOU? 70 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:49,799 SERIOUSLY, JOSHUA. 71 00:01:49,799 --> 00:01:50,765 YOU REMEMBER I HAD TO SIGN THOSE 72 00:01:50,765 --> 00:01:52,215 PAPERS FOR THAT CLASS, AND YOU 73 00:01:52,215 --> 00:01:53,320 CAME HOME AND EXPLAINED TO ME 74 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,424 HOW A BABY'S MADE? 75 00:01:54,424 --> 00:01:56,116 >> YEAH, THE SEX ED CLASSES. 76 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,772 >> YOU MADE SURE THAT YOU KNEW 77 00:01:57,772 --> 00:01:59,464 WHAT PRECAUTIONS TO TAKE AND 78 00:01:59,464 --> 00:02:00,810 THAT YOU HAD THOSE PRECAUTIONS. 79 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:03,295 >> AND WE USED THEM. 80 00:02:03,295 --> 00:02:04,331 [laughs] 81 00:02:04,331 --> 00:02:05,746 >> THEN WHY ARE YOU GOING TO BE 82 00:02:05,746 --> 00:02:06,954 A DADDY? 83 00:02:06,954 --> 00:02:08,749 >> 'CAUSE--I DON'T KNOW. 84 00:02:08,749 --> 00:02:10,475 >> IS HE UP TO THIS? 85 00:02:10,475 --> 00:02:12,028 I MEAN... 86 00:02:12,028 --> 00:02:13,961 >> I THINK HE'LL GROW UP AS SOON 87 00:02:13,961 --> 00:02:15,963 AS HE HOLDS HER, BECAUSE YOU 88 00:02:15,963 --> 00:02:18,690 KNOW HOW FATHERS AREN'T REALLY 89 00:02:18,690 --> 00:02:19,863 FATHERS UNTIL THEY HOLD 90 00:02:19,863 --> 00:02:20,761 THEIR BABY. 91 00:02:20,761 --> 00:02:22,763 THEIR BABY. >> MAYBE. 92 00:02:22,763 --> 00:02:29,425 >> MAYBE. 93 00:02:29,425 --> 00:02:31,565 >> ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY 94 00:02:31,565 --> 00:02:33,222 ♪ THE WORLD IS SPINNING 95 00:02:33,222 --> 00:02:34,464 ♪ THE WORLD IS SPINNING 96 00:02:34,464 --> 00:02:36,190 ♪ IN HER OWN WAY 97 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,192 ♪ THINK I'LL CRY 98 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:41,678 ♪ FROM ALL THESE IMAGES 99 00:02:41,678 --> 00:02:42,438 >> DID YOU GET YOUR INVITE 100 00:02:42,438 --> 00:02:43,784 TO THE BABY SHOWER? 101 00:02:43,784 --> 00:02:44,543 >> YAY. 102 00:02:44,543 --> 00:02:45,820 >> [laughs] 103 00:02:45,820 --> 00:02:46,994 >> EBONY, YOU GOTTA GIVE OUT 104 00:02:46,994 --> 00:02:48,168 A LIST OF THINGS YOU WANT, 105 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,272 BECAUSE IF NOT--ALL RIGHT. 106 00:02:49,272 --> 00:02:50,618 >> AT SCHOOL, SOME KIDS ARE 107 00:02:50,618 --> 00:02:52,620 EXCITED ABOUT MY PREGNANCY, 108 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:54,104 BUT OTHER KIDS JUST AREN'T 109 00:02:54,104 --> 00:02:55,761 AS COOL WITH IT. 110 00:02:55,761 --> 00:02:57,694 >> MY SISTER HAD HER KID BECAUSE 111 00:02:57,694 --> 00:02:58,833 THEY DIDN'T USE A CONDOM. 112 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:00,041 I MEAN, I SAW HOW 113 00:03:00,041 --> 00:03:00,801 IT RUINED HER LIFE. 114 00:03:00,801 --> 00:03:01,974 I DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE THAT. 115 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:03,183 >> I KNOW SHE WASN'T A PLANNED 116 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,736 PREGNANCY, BUT I THINK THINGS 117 00:03:04,736 --> 00:03:07,601 HAPPEN FOR A REASON, AND I'M 118 00:03:07,601 --> 00:03:09,775 HAVING MY BABY BECAUSE I WANT 119 00:03:09,775 --> 00:03:10,707 TO HAVE HER. 120 00:03:10,707 --> 00:03:11,881 >> IF GIRLS HAVE ENOUGH RESPECT 121 00:03:11,881 --> 00:03:13,054 FOR THEMSELVES--I'M NOT SAYING 122 00:03:13,054 --> 00:03:14,159 THAT YOU DON'T HAVE RESPECT 123 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:14,987 FOR YOURSELF IF YOU'RE HAVING 124 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:16,955 SEX, BUT, YOU KNOW, JUST KEEP 125 00:03:16,955 --> 00:03:17,749 YOUR LEGS CLOSED. 126 00:03:17,749 --> 00:03:20,752 YOUR LEGS CLOSED. [laughter] 127 00:03:20,752 --> 00:03:21,960 [laughter] 128 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:22,650 >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING 129 00:03:22,650 --> 00:03:24,238 IN ROTC TODAY? 130 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:25,066 >> NOT SURE. 131 00:03:25,066 --> 00:03:26,378 >> OH. 132 00:03:26,378 --> 00:03:27,379 >> LEFT! 133 00:03:27,379 --> 00:03:28,208 LEFT! 134 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,519 LEFT, RIGHT! 135 00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:32,695 >> ABOUT FACE! 136 00:03:32,695 --> 00:03:35,215 PRESENT ARMS! 137 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,940 ORDER ARMS! 138 00:03:36,940 --> 00:03:37,907 >> JUST SOUND OFF. 139 00:03:37,907 --> 00:03:38,666 GIVE 'EM OPEN RANKS. 140 00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:39,805 GIVE 'EM ATTENTION, OPEN RANKS, 141 00:03:39,805 --> 00:03:40,461 OKAY? 142 00:03:40,461 --> 00:03:41,186 EBONY, YOU OKAY? 143 00:03:41,186 --> 00:03:41,842 >> YEAH. 144 00:03:41,842 --> 00:03:42,498 >> OKAY, JUST LOOK-- 145 00:03:42,498 --> 00:03:43,361 YOUR EYES ARE KIND OF WANDERING 146 00:03:43,361 --> 00:03:47,537 ON ME, OKAY. 147 00:03:47,537 --> 00:03:49,229 >> ROTC WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME 148 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,402 A HEAD START ON JOINING 149 00:03:50,402 --> 00:03:51,231 THE AIR FORCE. 150 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,060 [man shouting indistinctly] 151 00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:54,510 BUT GETTING PREGNANT HAS MADE 152 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:55,994 IT HARD TO KEEP UP. 153 00:03:55,994 --> 00:03:56,788 >> DOUBLE TIME! 154 00:03:56,788 --> 00:03:57,444 HUT! 155 00:03:57,444 --> 00:03:58,272 >> WHAT'S GOING ON, EBONY? 156 00:03:58,272 --> 00:03:59,342 I KNOW YOU CAN'T DO THAT, 157 00:03:59,342 --> 00:04:00,240 SO IT'S ALL RIGHT. 158 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,482 >> YEAH. 159 00:04:01,482 --> 00:04:02,483 >> A COUPLE MONTHS AGO, 160 00:04:02,483 --> 00:04:03,173 MAYBE, HUH? 161 00:04:03,173 --> 00:04:03,829 >> YEAH. 162 00:04:03,829 --> 00:04:05,037 >> IT'S OKAY. 163 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:05,935 YOU'RE BREATHING HARD JUST FROM 164 00:04:05,935 --> 00:04:06,591 MARCHING. 165 00:04:06,591 --> 00:04:07,247 YOU ALL RIGHT? 166 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:11,043 >> YEAH. 167 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:12,390 MY FRIENDS WERE SURPRISED WHEN 168 00:04:12,390 --> 00:04:14,184 I GOT PREGNANT, BUT SO FAR, 169 00:04:14,184 --> 00:04:15,772 THEY'RE SUPER SUPPORTIVE. 170 00:04:15,772 --> 00:04:17,084 THEY'RE EVEN HELPING ME PLAN 171 00:04:17,084 --> 00:04:21,088 FOR PROM. 172 00:04:21,088 --> 00:04:22,365 ARE YOU GOING TO PROM THIS YEAR, 173 00:04:22,365 --> 00:04:23,884 LAUREN? 174 00:04:23,884 --> 00:04:25,195 >> UM... 175 00:04:25,195 --> 00:04:26,335 >> ARE YOU ALLOWED TO GO 176 00:04:26,335 --> 00:04:27,094 TO PROM? 177 00:04:27,094 --> 00:04:28,164 >> I AM ALLOWED TO GO. 178 00:04:28,164 --> 00:04:29,130 IF SOMEBODY ASKS ME AND THEY'RE 179 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:30,477 GONNA PAY FOR IT, OKAY, YEAH, 180 00:04:30,477 --> 00:04:31,236 I'LL GO, BUT... 181 00:04:31,236 --> 00:04:31,995 >> SINCE YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE 182 00:04:31,995 --> 00:04:33,031 ABLE TO DANCE, AM I GONNA BE 183 00:04:33,031 --> 00:04:34,239 ABLE TO DANCE WITH PEOPLE? 184 00:04:34,239 --> 00:04:35,067 >> YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DANCE 185 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:35,723 WITH ANY GIRLS. 186 00:04:35,723 --> 00:04:36,759 IF YOU WANNA DANCE WITH GUYS, 187 00:04:36,759 --> 00:04:38,070 ALL FOR YOU DANCING WITH GUYS. 188 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:40,072 ALL FOR YOU DANCING WITH GUYS. [laughter] 189 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:41,557 [laughter] 190 00:04:41,557 --> 00:04:43,731 YES, IT'S IN APRIL. 191 00:04:43,731 --> 00:04:45,146 THE BABY IS DUE IN MAY. 192 00:04:45,146 --> 00:04:45,940 >> SHOULD CALL UP THE PEOPLE 193 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:46,769 WHO MAKE BLIMPS. 194 00:04:46,769 --> 00:04:48,322 >> I'M GONNA BE, LIKE, THIS BIG. 195 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:49,392 I'LL BE THIS BIG. 196 00:04:49,392 --> 00:04:51,187 YOU SEE THIS TABLE RIGHT HERE? 197 00:04:51,187 --> 00:04:53,396 THIS IS HOW BIG I'M GONNA BE. 198 00:04:53,396 --> 00:04:54,466 >> YOU KNOW WHAT MY MOM SAID 199 00:04:54,466 --> 00:04:55,260 ABOUT YOU? 200 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:57,262 SHE'S LIKE--NO OFFENSE, JOSH, 201 00:04:57,262 --> 00:04:58,746 BUT SHE'S LIKE, "EBONY IS SO 202 00:04:58,746 --> 00:04:59,506 BEAUTIFUL." 203 00:04:59,506 --> 00:05:00,472 AND SHE'S LIKE, "THEN YOU HAVE 204 00:05:00,472 --> 00:05:01,818 JOSH, AND HE'S JUST KIND OF 205 00:05:01,818 --> 00:05:02,681 GOOFY-LOOKING." 206 00:05:02,681 --> 00:05:03,717 I WAS LIKE, "MOM!" 207 00:05:03,717 --> 00:05:06,754 [laughter] 208 00:05:06,754 --> 00:05:07,583 'CAUSE YOU HAVE TO FACE IT, 209 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:08,273 JOSH. 210 00:05:08,273 --> 00:05:09,619 YOU'RE KIND OF GOOFY-LOOKING. 211 00:05:09,619 --> 00:05:12,242 >> [indistinct chatter] 212 00:05:12,242 --> 00:05:13,105 >> AM I REALLY THAT 213 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:13,761 PATHETIC-LOOKING? 214 00:05:13,761 --> 00:05:14,900 LIKE, IS IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE 215 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:15,591 THAT I'M WITH HER? 216 00:05:15,591 --> 00:05:17,731 >> NO, HONESTLY I CAN'T PICTURE 217 00:05:17,731 --> 00:05:19,733 >> NO, HONESTLY I CAN'T PICTURE EBONY WITH ANYBODY ELSE. 218 00:05:19,733 --> 00:05:28,431 EBONY WITH ANYBODY ELSE. 219 00:05:28,431 --> 00:05:29,846 >> HEY, JOSH, ARE YOU GOING TO 220 00:05:29,846 --> 00:05:30,882 SPEND THE NIGHT THIS EVENING, 221 00:05:30,882 --> 00:05:32,401 OR ARE YOU ALLOWED? 222 00:05:32,401 --> 00:05:33,263 >> I CAN ASK, THOUGH. 223 00:05:33,263 --> 00:05:34,403 I CAN CALL MY MOM REAL QUICK 224 00:05:34,403 --> 00:05:35,127 AND SEE. 225 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:36,957 BUT I GOT A QUESTION TO-- 226 00:05:36,957 --> 00:05:38,407 I WANTED TO KNOW IF I COULD 227 00:05:38,407 --> 00:05:40,409 I WANTED TO KNOW IF I COULD STAY THE NIGHT TONIGHT. 228 00:05:40,409 --> 00:05:45,655 STAY THE NIGHT TONIGHT. 229 00:05:45,655 --> 00:05:47,657 STAY THE NIGHT TONIGHT. >> HI, CHRISTI. 230 00:05:47,657 --> 00:05:49,694 >> HI, CHRISTI. 231 00:05:49,694 --> 00:05:51,696 >> HI, CHRISTI. YEAH, HE'S HERE. 232 00:05:51,696 --> 00:05:53,905 YEAH, HE'S HERE. 233 00:05:53,905 --> 00:05:54,561 [chime dings] 234 00:05:54,561 --> 00:05:55,769 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE MY BABY'S 235 00:05:55,769 --> 00:05:57,357 DADDY CAN'T STAY OVER WITHOUT 236 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,875 ASKING HIS MOMMY. 237 00:05:58,875 --> 00:05:59,738 >> SO WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO 238 00:05:59,738 --> 00:06:00,946 TRY TO GET STATIONED? 239 00:06:00,946 --> 00:06:01,878 >> HAWAII. 240 00:06:01,878 --> 00:06:02,672 >> HAWAII? 241 00:06:02,672 --> 00:06:03,432 >> HAWAII. 242 00:06:03,432 --> 00:06:04,812 DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME 243 00:06:04,812 --> 00:06:06,780 THAT YOU ASKED ME TO MARRY YOU? 244 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:07,781 DO YOU REMEMBER? 245 00:06:07,781 --> 00:06:10,093 >> A WHILE AGO. 246 00:06:10,093 --> 00:06:11,543 >> SO WERE YOU NOT SERIOUS 247 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:12,337 ABOUT IT THEN? 248 00:06:12,337 --> 00:06:14,201 >> NO, I WAS SERIOUS. 249 00:06:14,201 --> 00:06:16,272 WE'RE ALREADY 17 AND HAVING 250 00:06:16,272 --> 00:06:16,928 A KID. 251 00:06:16,928 --> 00:06:18,792 THAT'S ALREADY A BIG STEP 252 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:19,655 RIGHT THERE. 253 00:06:19,655 --> 00:06:20,656 I'M NOT TRYING TO BE 17 254 00:06:20,656 --> 00:06:21,519 AND MARRIED. 255 00:06:21,519 --> 00:06:24,073 >> OKAY, THAT'S FINE. 256 00:06:24,073 --> 00:06:28,008 THAT'S FINE WITH ME. 257 00:06:28,008 --> 00:06:29,492 WITH JOSH SECOND-GUESSING OUR 258 00:06:29,492 --> 00:06:30,907 MARRIAGE PLANS NOW THAT I'M 259 00:06:30,907 --> 00:06:32,564 PREGNANT, I'M STARTING TO WISH 260 00:06:32,564 --> 00:06:34,566 PREGNANT, I'M STARTING TO WISH THAT WE HAD BEEN MORE CAREFUL. 261 00:06:34,566 --> 00:06:42,540 THAT WE HAD BEEN MORE CAREFUL. 262 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:44,162 >> THE BIGGER I GET, THE MORE 263 00:06:44,162 --> 00:06:45,612 OVERWHELMING SCHOOL IS. 264 00:06:45,612 --> 00:06:47,096 MY SCHOOL COUNSELOR DOESN'T WANT 265 00:06:47,096 --> 00:06:48,753 ME TO DROP OUT, SO SHE BROUGHT 266 00:06:48,753 --> 00:06:50,064 ME IN TO TALK TO SOME OTHER 267 00:06:50,064 --> 00:06:51,411 STUDENTS WHO HAVE BEEN THROUGH 268 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,584 THE SAME THING. 269 00:06:52,584 --> 00:06:54,344 >> I WAS IN LABOR FOR, LIKE, 270 00:06:54,344 --> 00:06:55,207 32 HOURS. 271 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:56,036 IT SUCKED. 272 00:06:56,036 --> 00:06:56,692 >> OH, MY GOD. 273 00:06:56,692 --> 00:06:57,382 >> 32 HOURS? 274 00:06:57,382 --> 00:06:58,383 >> YEAH, SO I WENT AND GOT 275 00:06:58,383 --> 00:06:59,384 AN EPIDURAL AFTER, LIKE, 276 00:06:59,384 --> 00:07:00,834 THE FIRST 26. 277 00:07:00,834 --> 00:07:02,801 LIKE, YOUR CONTRACTIONS GO 278 00:07:02,801 --> 00:07:03,802 OFF THE CHART, THOUGH. 279 00:07:03,802 --> 00:07:04,493 IT SUCKS. 280 00:07:04,493 --> 00:07:05,321 IT HURTS. 281 00:07:05,321 --> 00:07:06,426 [laughter] 282 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,737 >> GET READY. 283 00:07:07,737 --> 00:07:08,669 >> THE FIRST NIGHT I BROUGHT HER 284 00:07:08,669 --> 00:07:10,222 HOME, SHE CRIED THE WHOLE NIGHT. 285 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:11,223 AND I HADN'T SLEPT AT ALL 286 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:12,155 IN THE HOSPITAL. 287 00:07:12,155 --> 00:07:13,294 IT WAS, LIKE, THE HARDEST THING 288 00:07:13,294 --> 00:07:14,434 TO GO THROUGH, IS THE FIRST 289 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,262 NIGHT. 290 00:07:15,262 --> 00:07:16,297 AND THEN YOU GET AROUND TWO 291 00:07:16,297 --> 00:07:17,782 MONTHS, AND THEN THEY GET COLIC, 292 00:07:17,782 --> 00:07:19,162 WHICH IS, LIKE, THE WORST THING 293 00:07:19,162 --> 00:07:20,440 EVER, BECAUSE SHE CRIES, 294 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,511 AND NOTHING, NOTHING WILL HELP, 295 00:07:22,511 --> 00:07:23,926 NOT ONE THING. 296 00:07:23,926 --> 00:07:26,687 YOU'LL BE OKAY, THOUGH. 297 00:07:26,687 --> 00:07:27,861 >> BUT HOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU 298 00:07:27,861 --> 00:07:29,207 GUYS, TRYING TO COME TO SCHOOL 299 00:07:29,207 --> 00:07:30,933 AND BE A MOM AT THE SAME TIME? 300 00:07:30,933 --> 00:07:32,486 >> UM, IT'S THE WHOLE HOMEWORK 301 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,211 THING. 302 00:07:33,211 --> 00:07:33,901 >> THE HOMEWORK? 303 00:07:33,901 --> 00:07:35,351 >> YEAH. 304 00:07:35,351 --> 00:07:37,111 I'D COME HOME AND THEN TAKE CARE 305 00:07:37,111 --> 00:07:38,458 OF HER, AND MY BOYFRIEND WOULD 306 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:41,288 GO, UM, HAVE FUN WITH HIS 307 00:07:41,288 --> 00:07:42,151 FRIENDS, 'CAUSE HE WATCHED HER 308 00:07:42,151 --> 00:07:45,257 ALL DAY, SO... 309 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:46,431 >> THESE GIRLS ARE FREAKING 310 00:07:46,431 --> 00:07:47,156 ME OUT. 311 00:07:47,156 --> 00:07:48,226 I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO 312 00:07:48,226 --> 00:07:52,402 MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 313 00:07:52,402 --> 00:07:53,093 >> GO! 314 00:07:53,093 --> 00:07:53,956 GO, TEAM. 315 00:07:53,956 --> 00:07:54,957 HALT! 316 00:07:54,957 --> 00:07:56,303 WAIT FOR IT TO COME. 317 00:07:56,303 --> 00:07:56,959 smack! 318 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:58,408 >> I WAS EXCITED TO COMPETE 319 00:07:58,408 --> 00:07:59,824 ON THE DRILL TEAM THIS YEAR, 320 00:07:59,824 --> 00:08:01,101 BUT NOW I'VE BEEN FORCED 321 00:08:01,101 --> 00:08:05,415 TO SIT OUT. 322 00:08:05,415 --> 00:08:06,278 >> YEAH, EBONY, YOU GOTTA GIVE 323 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:06,934 THEM A HAND. 324 00:08:06,934 --> 00:08:08,073 >> I KNOW, YOU GUYS ARE, LIKE, 325 00:08:08,073 --> 00:08:09,143 AMAZING. 326 00:08:09,143 --> 00:08:09,937 I LOVED YOU GUYS. 327 00:08:09,937 --> 00:08:10,800 >> I KNOW SHE WANTED TO DO THIS, 328 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,353 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, YOU KNOW, 329 00:08:12,353 --> 00:08:14,045 NONE OF US CAN DELIVER A BABY 330 00:08:14,045 --> 00:08:15,184 HERE, SO... 331 00:08:15,184 --> 00:08:16,979 IN SPIRIT, SHE'S WITH YOU. 332 00:08:16,979 --> 00:08:18,463 IN PHYSICAL, THOUGH, A COUPLE 333 00:08:18,463 --> 00:08:19,429 OF MONTHS FROM NOW, SHE'S GONNA 334 00:08:19,429 --> 00:08:20,879 BE SOMEWHERE ELSE, YOU KNOW, 335 00:08:20,879 --> 00:08:21,777 AND THINGS LIKE THAT. 336 00:08:21,777 --> 00:08:24,607 SO GIVE EBONY A HAND FOR-- 337 00:08:24,607 --> 00:08:26,402 [applause] 338 00:08:26,402 --> 00:08:28,404 [applause] >> OKAY. 339 00:08:28,404 --> 00:08:34,410 >> OKAY. 340 00:08:34,410 --> 00:08:35,445 I'VE DREAMED OF JOINING 341 00:08:35,445 --> 00:08:38,414 THE AIR FORCE MY WHOLE LIFE. 342 00:08:38,414 --> 00:08:40,002 I HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO BAIL OUT 343 00:08:40,002 --> 00:08:43,177 NOW THAT I'M PREGNANT. 344 00:08:43,177 --> 00:08:45,939 WELL, I CAN GO INTO THE MILITARY 345 00:08:45,939 --> 00:08:47,285 AFTER SIX MONTHS. 346 00:08:47,285 --> 00:08:48,389 >> WELL, AFTER SIX MONTHS, 347 00:08:48,389 --> 00:08:49,977 RIGHT, BUT YOU ARE NOT GONNA BE 348 00:08:49,977 --> 00:08:51,185 WANTING TO LEAVE THAT BABY 349 00:08:51,185 --> 00:08:53,153 AFTER SIX MONTHS. 350 00:08:53,153 --> 00:08:54,361 >> I UNDERSTAND. 351 00:08:54,361 --> 00:08:56,328 >> SO YOU JUST NEED TO MAKE 352 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,813 A PLAN AND STICK WITH IT 353 00:08:57,813 --> 00:08:58,676 AND JUST SAY, "OKAY, THIS IS 354 00:08:58,676 --> 00:08:59,987 TEMPORARY THAT I'M AWAY 355 00:08:59,987 --> 00:09:01,541 FROM HER," YOU KNOW. 356 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,714 >> AND I WOULD MISS SO MUCH 357 00:09:02,714 --> 00:09:03,784 IF SHE WAS... 358 00:09:03,784 --> 00:09:04,474 >> YES. 359 00:09:04,474 --> 00:09:05,441 >> AFTER SIX MONTHS, I'D MISS 360 00:09:05,441 --> 00:09:06,718 HER FIRST STEPS AND HER FIRST 361 00:09:06,718 --> 00:09:07,547 WORDS, AND--AH. 362 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,859 >> EXACTLY. 363 00:09:09,859 --> 00:09:13,898 >> OH. 364 00:09:13,898 --> 00:09:14,623 >> AND YOU'VE THOUGHT THIS 365 00:09:14,623 --> 00:09:15,347 THROUGH? 366 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:16,176 >> YES, I DID. 367 00:09:16,176 --> 00:09:17,729 SHE'S GONNA STAY 368 00:09:17,729 --> 00:09:19,006 OVER AT JOSH'S HOUSE. 369 00:09:19,006 --> 00:09:19,766 >> HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA 370 00:09:19,766 --> 00:09:21,250 BE STATIONED HERE? 371 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,009 >> I DON'T KNOW. 372 00:09:22,009 --> 00:09:24,978 WELL, THAT WAS MY PLAN, SO... 373 00:09:24,978 --> 00:09:25,944 >> BUT YOU DON'T ALWAYS GET 374 00:09:25,944 --> 00:09:26,635 STATIONED WHERE YOU GO TO 375 00:09:26,635 --> 00:09:27,325 TRAINING AT. 376 00:09:27,325 --> 00:09:28,326 >> WELL, WHEREVER HE GETS 377 00:09:28,326 --> 00:09:29,569 STATIONED AT. 378 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,673 WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS. 379 00:09:30,673 --> 00:09:32,192 WE WILL TALK ABOUT THIS. 380 00:09:32,192 --> 00:09:33,227 >> THIS IS SOMETHING WHERE YOU 381 00:09:33,227 --> 00:09:34,366 REALLY NEED TO THINK ABOUT. 382 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:35,333 YOU CAN'T GO IN THE SERVICE 383 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:38,232 AND NOT KNOW, YOU KNOW, 384 00:09:38,232 --> 00:09:39,717 WHERE YOUR BABY'S GONNA BE AT. 385 00:09:39,717 --> 00:09:40,407 >> OKAY. 386 00:09:40,407 --> 00:09:41,132 >> ALL RIGHT? 387 00:09:41,132 --> 00:09:42,443 >> WE'LL FIGURE THAT OUT. 388 00:09:42,443 --> 00:09:43,237 >> ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU WANNA 389 00:09:43,237 --> 00:09:43,893 LOOK AT SOMETHING? 390 00:09:43,893 --> 00:09:44,584 >> YES, I DO. 391 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,446 >> ALL RIGHT. 392 00:09:45,446 --> 00:09:46,689 >> IS JOINING THE AIR FORCE 393 00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:47,828 REALISTIC WITH THE BABY 394 00:09:47,828 --> 00:09:48,622 ON THE WAY? 395 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,590 I NEED SOME ANSWERS FROM SOMEONE 396 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,625 WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE TALKING 397 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:52,592 ABOUT. 398 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,595 ABOUT. [martial drumming and humming] 399 00:09:55,595 --> 00:10:00,600 [martial drumming and humming] 400 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,359 >> GONNA HAVE YOU GUYS BOTH 401 00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:02,015 FILL THESE OUT. 402 00:10:02,015 --> 00:10:02,671 READ THROUGH THEM. 403 00:10:02,671 --> 00:10:03,464 AFTER YOU UNDERSTAND THEM, 404 00:10:03,464 --> 00:10:04,258 GO AHEAD AND PRINT AND SIGN 405 00:10:04,258 --> 00:10:05,432 AND DATE, OKAY? 406 00:10:05,432 --> 00:10:06,916 >> OKAY. 407 00:10:06,916 --> 00:10:08,228 >> WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO IS START 408 00:10:08,228 --> 00:10:09,332 OFF WITH A PREQUALIFICATION 409 00:10:09,332 --> 00:10:10,230 QUESTIONNAIRE JUST TO MAKE SURE 410 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,162 YOU GUYS ARE QUALIFIED. 411 00:10:11,162 --> 00:10:12,025 YOU'RE CURRENTLY A HIGH SCHOOL 412 00:10:12,025 --> 00:10:12,681 SENIOR? 413 00:10:12,681 --> 00:10:13,371 >> YES. 414 00:10:13,371 --> 00:10:14,234 >> MARITAL AND DEPENDENCY 415 00:10:14,234 --> 00:10:14,890 STATUS? 416 00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:15,787 ARE YOU SINGLE OR MARRIED? 417 00:10:15,787 --> 00:10:17,099 >> UM, SINGLE. 418 00:10:17,099 --> 00:10:19,619 >> OKAY, AND EXPECTING? 419 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,550 >> YES. 420 00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:22,345 >> OKAY, AND HAVE YOU EVER USED, 421 00:10:22,345 --> 00:10:23,553 POSSESSED, SOLD, OR TRANSPORTED 422 00:10:23,553 --> 00:10:24,693 ANY ILLEGAL DRUGS, TO INCLUDE 423 00:10:24,693 --> 00:10:25,866 MARIJUANA, EVEN IF ON AN 424 00:10:25,866 --> 00:10:26,695 EXPERIMENTAL BASIS? 425 00:10:26,695 --> 00:10:27,696 >> NO. 426 00:10:27,696 --> 00:10:28,420 >> VERY GOOD. 427 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,249 >> HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN A BONE? 428 00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:29,905 >> NO. 429 00:10:29,905 --> 00:10:30,733 >> ANY PINS, SCREWS, OR PLATES 430 00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:31,423 ANYWHERE IN YOUR BODY? 431 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:32,079 >> NO. 432 00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:32,942 >> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DIAGNOSED 433 00:10:32,942 --> 00:10:33,633 WITH A MENTAL PROBLEM OR 434 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,288 DISORDER? 435 00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:34,944 >> NO. 436 00:10:34,944 --> 00:10:35,635 >> STRESS? 437 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,290 >> NOPE. 438 00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:36,946 >> ADHD? 439 00:10:36,946 --> 00:10:37,637 >> NO. 440 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,292 >> DEPRESSION? 441 00:10:38,292 --> 00:10:38,948 >> NOPE. 442 00:10:38,948 --> 00:10:39,673 >> HAVE YOU EVER ATTEMPTED 443 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:40,432 SUICIDE? 444 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,088 >> NOPE. 445 00:10:41,088 --> 00:10:42,055 >> OKAY. 446 00:10:42,055 --> 00:10:43,125 SO WHAT KIND OF QUESTIONS DO YOU 447 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:44,298 GUYS HAVE? 448 00:10:44,298 --> 00:10:46,818 >> UM, WITH THE BABY, I KNOW YOU 449 00:10:46,818 --> 00:10:49,303 HAVE TO WAIT...SIX MONTHS? 450 00:10:49,303 --> 00:10:50,650 OR I'VE READ THAT YOU'VE HAD TO 451 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,582 WAIT SIX MONTHS BEFORE YOU GO 452 00:10:52,582 --> 00:10:55,102 IN, SO, UM... 453 00:10:55,102 --> 00:10:55,965 >> RIGHT, ACTUALLY YOU'D BE 454 00:10:55,965 --> 00:10:57,001 IN NONPRIOR SERVICE, MEANING 455 00:10:57,001 --> 00:10:57,760 YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN THE AIR 456 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:58,830 FORCE BEFORE OR ANY BRANCH 457 00:10:58,830 --> 00:10:59,797 OF THE MILITARY. 458 00:10:59,797 --> 00:11:00,798 IT'D ACTUALLY BE DISQUALIFYING 459 00:11:00,798 --> 00:11:02,454 FOR BOTH OF YOU GUYS TO JOIN 460 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,352 BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENT 461 00:11:03,352 --> 00:11:04,008 THAT YOU HAVE. 462 00:11:04,008 --> 00:11:05,423 SO ONE OF YOU GUYS COULD JOIN, 463 00:11:05,423 --> 00:11:06,286 BUT THE OTHER ONE WOULDN'T BE 464 00:11:06,286 --> 00:11:09,669 ELIGIBLE TO JOIN, SO... 465 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,256 >> OH, I SEE. 466 00:11:11,256 --> 00:11:12,119 >> YOU'RE JOINING THE AIR FORCE 467 00:11:12,119 --> 00:11:13,051 TO SERVE YOUR COUNTRY. 468 00:11:13,051 --> 00:11:13,707 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 469 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,433 I MEAN, THE SERVICE BEFORE SELF 470 00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:16,468 AND EXCELLENCE AND ALL YOU DO AS 471 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:17,400 SOME OF OUR CORE VALUES, YOU'RE 472 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,368 GOING TO HAVE TO EXPECT TO 473 00:11:19,368 --> 00:11:20,714 DEPLOY, AND THAT PUTS A STRAIN 474 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:23,234 ON A FAMILY, AND SO IN ORDER 475 00:11:23,234 --> 00:11:24,925 TO MINIMIZE THE STRAIN THAT IT 476 00:11:24,925 --> 00:11:26,030 DOES PUT ON A FAMILY, THEY'VE 477 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:27,514 PUT THAT REGULATION IN PLACE. 478 00:11:27,514 --> 00:11:28,204 OKAY? 479 00:11:28,204 --> 00:11:28,998 YOU GUYS HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, 480 00:11:28,998 --> 00:11:31,898 LET ME KNOW, OKAY? 481 00:11:31,898 --> 00:11:33,554 BYE, THANKS AGAIN. 482 00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:34,383 >> YEP. 483 00:11:34,383 --> 00:11:35,108 >> YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD DAY, 484 00:11:35,108 --> 00:11:35,764 OKAY? 485 00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:38,145 OKAY? >> YOU TOO. 486 00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:41,148 >> YOU TOO. 487 00:11:41,148 --> 00:11:42,149 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS 488 00:11:42,149 --> 00:11:43,668 THINKING, BUT IT'S CLEAR NOW 489 00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:44,773 THAT I'M NOT GOING INTO 490 00:11:44,773 --> 00:11:46,775 THAT I'M NOT GOING INTO THE AIR FORCE. 491 00:11:46,775 --> 00:11:58,545 THE AIR FORCE. 492 00:11:58,545 --> 00:12:00,029 I KNEW HAVING A BABY MEANT 493 00:12:00,029 --> 00:12:02,342 MAKING SACRIFICES, BUT I NEVER 494 00:12:02,342 --> 00:12:03,999 EXPECTED MY CAREER WOULD END 495 00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:05,276 BEFORE I EVEN FINISHED 496 00:12:05,276 --> 00:12:07,278 BEFORE I EVEN FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL. 497 00:12:07,278 --> 00:12:16,632 HIGH SCHOOL. 498 00:12:16,632 --> 00:12:18,668 >> I HAD TO GIVE UP MY AIR FORCE 499 00:12:18,668 --> 00:12:20,084 DREAM SO THAT JOSH COULD HAVE 500 00:12:20,084 --> 00:12:22,120 HIS, SO HE BETTER START TAKING 501 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,744 THINGS SERIOUSLY. 502 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,779 >> ♪ DO WHAT I WANT 503 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:26,573 ♪ 'CAUSE I CAN 504 00:12:26,573 --> 00:12:27,574 ♪ AND IF I DON'T 505 00:12:27,574 --> 00:12:29,300 ♪ BECAUSE I WANNA 506 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:32,096 >> HOLA. 507 00:12:32,096 --> 00:12:33,753 >> ♪ BE IGNORED BY THE STIFF 508 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,684 ♪ AND THE BORED 509 00:12:34,684 --> 00:12:38,861 ♪ BECAUSE I'M GONNA 510 00:12:38,861 --> 00:12:40,656 ♪ SPIT AND RETRIEVE... 511 00:12:40,656 --> 00:12:41,312 >> HELLO? 512 00:12:41,312 --> 00:12:42,278 >> HEY, BABE. 513 00:12:42,278 --> 00:12:43,659 >> WHERE YOU AT? 514 00:12:43,659 --> 00:12:45,212 >> I'M AT THE PALMER PARK. 515 00:12:45,212 --> 00:12:47,870 WE JUST DECORATED LYDELL'S CAR. 516 00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:48,768 >> YOU REALLY DON'T NEED TO BE 517 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,114 GETTING CAUGHT SKIPPING. 518 00:12:50,114 --> 00:12:52,772 AND YOU KNOW THAT. 519 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,360 [laughter] 520 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,327 [chime dings] 521 00:12:56,327 --> 00:12:57,742 IF JOSH DOESN'T GRADUATE, 522 00:12:57,742 --> 00:12:59,054 HE WON'T BE ELIGIBLE FOR 523 00:12:59,054 --> 00:13:00,469 THE AIR FORCE, AND THEN WE'LL 524 00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:01,781 BE A LITTLE FAMILY WITHOUT 525 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,747 A PLAN. 526 00:13:02,747 --> 00:13:04,266 SO I'M TRYING TO HELP JOSH 527 00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:07,269 SO I'M TRYING TO HELP JOSH CONCENTRATE ON HIS HOMEWORK. 528 00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:13,965 CONCENTRATE ON HIS HOMEWORK. 529 00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,035 >> CAN I HAVE A KISS? 530 00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:19,799 >> NO. 531 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,456 JOSHUA, YOU HAVE HOMEWORK. 532 00:13:22,456 --> 00:13:24,458 JOSHUA, YOU HAVE HOMEWORK. >> OH, YEAH. 533 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:28,738 >> OH, YEAH. 534 00:13:28,738 --> 00:13:29,809 >> JOSH. 535 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,811 >> JOSH. >> WHAT? 536 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:38,887 >> WHAT? 537 00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:44,375 >> STOP PLAYING WITH THE CAT. 538 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,548 >> ARE YOU MAD? 539 00:13:45,548 --> 00:13:48,448 >> THAT MAKES ME EXTREMELY MAD. 540 00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:50,346 [chime dings] 541 00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:51,037 TODAY WE'RE GONNA GET AN 542 00:13:51,037 --> 00:13:52,762 ULTRASOUND, IF JOSH CAN BORROW 543 00:13:52,762 --> 00:13:53,487 THE CAR. 544 00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:54,454 >> WHAT ARE THE RULES ABOUT 545 00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:55,835 TAKING MY CAR, JOSHUA? 546 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,837 WHAT--JOSHUA, WHAT ARE THE RULES 547 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,630 ABOUT TAKING MY CAR? 548 00:13:58,630 --> 00:13:59,735 DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME, 549 00:13:59,735 --> 00:14:00,598 OR YOU'RE NOT TAKING IT. 550 00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:01,495 WHAT ARE THE RULES ABOUT TAKING 551 00:14:01,495 --> 00:14:02,565 MY VEHICLE? 552 00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:03,635 I'M NOT KIDDING. 553 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,499 >> SPEED LIMIT. 554 00:14:05,499 --> 00:14:06,328 UH... 555 00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:06,984 >> NO SMOKING. 556 00:14:06,984 --> 00:14:08,399 >> NO SMOKING, UH... 557 00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:10,539 >> AND WHERE CAN YOU DRIVE IT? 558 00:14:10,539 --> 00:14:11,333 >> TO JAY'S. 559 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:12,230 >> TO JAY'S. 560 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,162 >> AND TO THE HOSPITAL. 561 00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:13,922 >> AND TO THE HOSPITAL. 562 00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:14,612 >> THAT'S IT. 563 00:14:14,612 --> 00:14:16,131 JAY'S, BACK, THE HOSPITAL, 564 00:14:16,131 --> 00:14:16,856 THAT'S IT. 565 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,718 AND I'M CHECKING THE MILEAGE 566 00:14:17,718 --> 00:14:19,168 BEFORE YOU TAKE MY VEHICLE. 567 00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:20,342 >> ALL RIGHT. 568 00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:25,726 >> I'M NOT KIDDING, JOSH. 569 00:14:25,726 --> 00:14:27,349 >> SO YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE 570 00:14:27,349 --> 00:14:28,315 GIRL, HUH? 571 00:14:28,315 --> 00:14:29,351 >> I'M HOPING IT'S STILL 572 00:14:29,351 --> 00:14:30,179 A LITTLE GIRL. 573 00:14:30,179 --> 00:14:31,871 [laughs] 574 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,320 'CAUSE WE GOT EVERYTHING PINK, 575 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:33,976 SO... 576 00:14:33,976 --> 00:14:35,875 >> ALL RIGHT. 577 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,911 >> ALL RIGHT. >> OH. 578 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:42,847 >> OH. 579 00:14:42,847 --> 00:14:46,747 >> LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. 580 00:14:46,747 --> 00:14:47,817 >> THIS IS YOUR FIRST PREGNANCY? 581 00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:48,473 >> YES. 582 00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:50,234 >> OKAY, AND YOUR LAST MENSTRUAL 583 00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:51,511 CYCLE? 584 00:14:51,511 --> 00:14:54,100 >> JULY 23RD. 585 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,377 >> WERE YOU USING BIRTH CONTROL 586 00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:56,205 WHEN YOU GOT PREGNANT? 587 00:14:56,205 --> 00:14:59,657 >> NO. 588 00:14:59,657 --> 00:15:00,589 >> WE'RE GONNA START WITH YOUR 589 00:15:00,589 --> 00:15:01,590 WEIGHT REAL QUICK. 590 00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:02,522 >> ALL RIGHT. 591 00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:04,420 OH, MY GOODNESS. 592 00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:05,076 [chime dings] 593 00:15:05,076 --> 00:15:06,250 WITH PROM JUST AROUND THE 594 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,907 CORNER, THIS IS THE WRONG TIME 595 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,875 FOR ME TO GAIN 40 POUNDS. 596 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,532 >> DO YOU, UM... 597 00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:14,844 >> WHERE IS THE... 598 00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:15,776 >> HI, GUYS, ARE YOU READY 599 00:15:15,776 --> 00:15:16,432 TO TRY THESE ON? 600 00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:17,088 >> YEAH. 601 00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:17,951 >> ALL RIGHT, LET ME TAKE THESE 602 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:18,641 FOR YOU. 603 00:15:18,641 --> 00:15:20,402 >> THANK YOU. 604 00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:22,438 >> NO PROBLEM. 605 00:15:22,438 --> 00:15:23,163 ALL RIGHT, IF YOU GUYS JUST 606 00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:23,853 WANNA FOLLOW ME. 607 00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:24,509 >> OKAY. 608 00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:26,097 >> OKAY. 609 00:15:26,097 --> 00:15:27,547 I LOOK LIKE A MERMAID. 610 00:15:27,547 --> 00:15:28,824 [laughing] LIKE A PURPLE 611 00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:29,929 MERMAID. 612 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,206 >> MERMAIDS AREN'T, UM, 613 00:15:31,206 --> 00:15:32,069 PREGNANT. 614 00:15:32,069 --> 00:15:33,208 >> [laughing] MERMAIDS 615 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:33,898 AREN'T PREGNANT. 616 00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:36,038 >> UH-UH. 617 00:15:36,038 --> 00:15:37,764 OH, SEE, THAT LOOKS GOOD. 618 00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:38,730 >> NO, IT DOESN'T. 619 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:39,939 >> IT'S ACTUALLY NOT-- 620 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,423 IT'S NOT REAL TIGHT. 621 00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:42,493 HEY, DON'T LOOK AT YOURSELF 622 00:15:42,493 --> 00:15:43,908 SIDEWAYS; LOOK FRONTWAYS. 623 00:15:43,908 --> 00:15:46,117 >> [laughs] 624 00:15:46,117 --> 00:15:47,601 OKAY. 625 00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:48,533 >> ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE ARE YOU 626 00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:49,396 TRYING ON NEXT? 627 00:15:49,396 --> 00:15:51,364 >> THE TENT--UGH. 628 00:15:51,364 --> 00:15:52,572 >> WHY IS IT THE TENT? 629 00:15:52,572 --> 00:15:53,745 >> YOU WILL SEE. 630 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:54,884 >> OKAY. 631 00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:56,265 NICE. 632 00:15:56,265 --> 00:15:57,163 SEE? 633 00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:58,440 YES, THOSE COLORS LOOK 634 00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:59,096 REALLY GOOD. 635 00:15:59,096 --> 00:16:00,269 >> YOU KNOW WHY I DON'T LIKE IT? 636 00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:02,168 BECAUSE I CAN GO LIKE THIS. 637 00:16:02,168 --> 00:16:04,101 >> OKAY, BUT... 638 00:16:04,101 --> 00:16:05,205 >> I DON'T LIKE IT. 639 00:16:05,205 --> 00:16:05,999 >> OKAY. 640 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,207 >> THIS IS MAKING ME SAD. 641 00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:09,002 >> WHY? 642 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,693 'CAUSE-- 643 00:16:10,693 --> 00:16:12,488 TELL ME WHY. 644 00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:13,973 >> JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T FIT 645 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,905 IN A DRESS. 646 00:16:15,905 --> 00:16:17,769 >> WELL, EBONY. 647 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,737 >> [crying] NO. 648 00:16:19,737 --> 00:16:24,155 >> IT'S NOT GONNA BE THAT LONG. 649 00:16:24,155 --> 00:16:27,262 YOU'RE VERY PRETTY, VERY PRETTY. 650 00:16:27,262 --> 00:16:28,056 >> OKAY. 651 00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:28,746 >> ALL RIGHT? 652 00:16:28,746 --> 00:16:29,402 >> OKAY. 653 00:16:29,402 --> 00:16:30,713 >> OKAY, LET'S-- 654 00:16:30,713 --> 00:16:32,922 DO YOU WANNA TAKE A BREAK? 655 00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:33,613 >> THANK YOU. 656 00:16:33,613 --> 00:16:37,065 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. 657 00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:38,273 >> FIRST THE AIR FORCE, 658 00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:39,791 NOW THE PROM. 659 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:40,896 THIS PREGNANCY IS GETTING IN THE 660 00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:44,969 WAY OF EVERYTHING. 661 00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:47,972 WAY OF EVERYTHING. [jets rumbling] 662 00:16:47,972 --> 00:16:57,602 [jets rumbling] 663 00:16:57,602 --> 00:16:58,638 >> I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT MY 664 00:16:58,638 --> 00:16:59,466 WATER BREAKING IN THE MIDDLE 665 00:16:59,466 --> 00:17:00,226 OF THE DANCE FLOOR. 666 00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:00,950 >> YEAH? 667 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:01,606 >> YEAH. 668 00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:02,435 >> ARE YOU GONNA THINK PEOPLE 669 00:17:02,435 --> 00:17:03,677 ARE GONNA, LIKE, LOOK AT YOU 670 00:17:03,677 --> 00:17:04,333 WEIRD? 671 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,473 >> YEAH, BUT YOU LEARN TO DEAL 672 00:17:06,473 --> 00:17:08,544 WITH IT. 673 00:17:08,544 --> 00:17:09,269 >> I TRY TO STAY AWAY 674 00:17:09,269 --> 00:17:10,753 FROM THE DRAMA. 675 00:17:10,753 --> 00:17:11,720 >> JEEZ. 676 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:12,859 >> OH, MY GOD. 677 00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:15,034 >> YEAH, FIVE MINUTES TO COME 678 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:15,689 OUT. 679 00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:17,967 WE GOT FIVE MINUTES. 680 00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:19,072 >> ALL RIGHT. 681 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,315 >> ALL RIGHT, I'M READY TO COME 682 00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:22,282 OUT NOW. 683 00:17:22,282 --> 00:17:23,939 >> THEN COME OUT. 684 00:17:23,939 --> 00:17:25,492 >> [giggles] 685 00:17:25,492 --> 00:17:27,356 >> [wolf whistle] 686 00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:29,738 >> OH. 687 00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:32,292 OH, PRETTY. 688 00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:34,398 >> AW, ISN'T THAT SWEET? 689 00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:35,261 >> OH. 690 00:17:35,261 --> 00:17:36,124 >> YEAH. 691 00:17:36,124 --> 00:17:36,917 >> LET'S TAKE A PICTURE, 692 00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:37,573 AND THEN WE GOTTA GO. 693 00:17:37,573 --> 00:17:38,229 >> OKAY. 694 00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:39,058 >> RIGHT NOW. 695 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,060 >> I REALLY HAD NO IDEA HOW 696 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,233 STRESSED OUT I'D BE ABOUT THE 697 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:44,580 WHOLE PROM SITUATION. 698 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:45,547 I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE 699 00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:47,411 TO TELL YOUR MAMA WE CANNOT 700 00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:48,998 STOP BY HER WORK. 701 00:17:48,998 --> 00:17:49,827 >> WHY? 702 00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:50,931 >> BECAUSE, JOSHUA, WE-- 703 00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:52,623 >> OKAY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 704 00:17:52,623 --> 00:17:54,003 >> WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE 705 00:17:54,003 --> 00:17:56,040 [bleep] SPOT ON TIME. 706 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:56,972 THAT'D BE GREAT. 707 00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:59,181 [horn honking] 708 00:17:59,181 --> 00:17:59,940 >> THAT WAS NICE. 709 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:00,769 WHO JUST FARTED? 710 00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:03,910 >> [laughing] JOSH. 711 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:05,394 >> HOLY [bleep]. 712 00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:06,188 WE WENT TO THE [bleep] 713 00:18:06,188 --> 00:18:06,913 WRONG HOUSE. 714 00:18:06,913 --> 00:18:08,294 SHE'S AT HER GRANDMA'S HOUSE. 715 00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:09,226 >> WHERE'S HER GRANDMA LIVE? 716 00:18:09,226 --> 00:18:10,365 >> WHERE'S YOUR GRANDMA LIVE? 717 00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:11,642 >> OFF JET WING AND FOUNTAIN, 718 00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:12,988 JOSHUA. 719 00:18:12,988 --> 00:18:15,611 DAMN IT. 720 00:18:15,611 --> 00:18:16,681 AND WE DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO DO 721 00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:17,717 ALL OF THIS? 722 00:18:17,717 --> 00:18:18,373 >> NO. 723 00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:20,547 >> THAT'S [bleep] GREAT! 724 00:18:20,547 --> 00:18:22,480 >> MAKE A RIGHT HERE. 725 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,518 >> MAKE A RIGHT HERE. >> WRONG [bleep] HOUSE. 726 00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:31,006 >> WRONG [bleep] HOUSE. 727 00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:31,938 >> I LIKE YOUR DRESS. 728 00:18:31,938 --> 00:18:32,594 >> THANK YOU. 729 00:18:32,594 --> 00:18:33,871 >> IT'S PURDY. 730 00:18:33,871 --> 00:18:35,355 >> WERE YOU SURPRISED? 731 00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:36,425 >> NOPE. 732 00:18:36,425 --> 00:18:37,840 YOU LOOK GREAT. 733 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:38,600 >> YEAH? 734 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,877 WHILE JOSH'S GOOFINESS CAN 735 00:18:39,877 --> 00:18:41,603 ANNOY ME, SOMETIMES IT'S JUST 736 00:18:41,603 --> 00:18:45,331 WHAT I NEED. 737 00:18:45,331 --> 00:18:46,504 >> BEAUTIFUL, ALL RIGHT, 738 00:18:46,504 --> 00:18:50,543 HERE WE GO, LOOKING THIS WAY. 739 00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:52,372 GREAT SMILES. 740 00:18:52,372 --> 00:18:53,270 PERFECT. 741 00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:54,167 >> ♪ SHAKE, DROP IT 742 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,306 ♪ THEN SHE STANDS UP STRAIGHT 743 00:18:55,306 --> 00:18:56,135 ♪ SPREAD IT LIKE IT'S 744 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,066 ♪ LAND O' LAKES 745 00:18:57,066 --> 00:18:58,689 ♪ HANDSTANDS ALL IN MY FACE 746 00:18:58,689 --> 00:18:59,793 ♪ SO CLOSE THAT I CAN FEEL 747 00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:00,656 ♪ THE PLACE 748 00:19:00,656 --> 00:19:01,933 ♪ SHAKE IT BUT DON'T BREAK IT 749 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,003 ♪ JUST MAKE SURE YOU SHAKE IT 750 00:19:03,003 --> 00:19:04,108 ♪ RIGHT, RIGHT 751 00:19:04,108 --> 00:19:05,420 ♪ SHAKE IT BUT DON'T BREAK IT 752 00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,593 ♪ JUST MAKE SURE YOU SHAKE IT 753 00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:07,767 ♪ RIGHT, RIGHT 754 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:09,182 ♪ SHAKE IT BUT DON'T BREAK IT 755 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,185 ♪ SHAKE IT BUT DON'T BREAK IT [toilet flushes] 756 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,429 [toilet flushes] 757 00:19:14,429 --> 00:19:16,155 [sighs] 758 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,086 >> YOU READY, LADY? 759 00:19:17,086 --> 00:19:19,261 >> AH, YEAH, SHE'S JUST-- 760 00:19:19,261 --> 00:19:20,193 >> SHE'S STRESSED? 761 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,299 >> NO, SHE'S JUST KICKING. 762 00:19:22,299 --> 00:19:23,023 >> ALL RIGHT. 763 00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:25,060 >> KICKING AWAY. 764 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,372 NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO KICK, 765 00:19:26,372 --> 00:19:28,408 NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO KICK, LITTLE GIRL. 766 00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:36,554 LITTLE GIRL. 767 00:19:36,554 --> 00:19:37,866 >> ♪ OUR LOVE FLOATED 768 00:19:37,866 --> 00:19:41,110 ♪ OUT THE WINDOW 769 00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:42,457 ♪ OUR LOVE FLOATED 770 00:19:42,457 --> 00:19:45,598 ♪ OUT THE BACK DOOR 771 00:19:45,598 --> 00:19:46,771 >> I COULD STAY LIKE THIS 772 00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:48,359 FOREVER. 773 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,154 [chime dings] 774 00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:51,949 MY FANTASY ALL HINGES 775 00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:56,022 ON ONE THING: JOSH GRADUATING. 776 00:19:56,022 --> 00:19:56,954 BUT THE NEXT DAY, 777 00:19:56,954 --> 00:20:00,060 REALITY SET IN. 778 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:02,062 JOSH'S COUNSELOR CALLED HIM IN, 779 00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:03,236 AND HIS DAD WAS THERE 780 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:06,135 WAITING FOR HIM. 781 00:20:06,135 --> 00:20:07,206 >> YOU'VE BEEN MISSING A LOT OF 782 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,310 CLASS. 783 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:11,175 YOU HAVE 228 UNEXCUSED ABSENCES. 784 00:20:11,175 --> 00:20:13,004 YOU'VE GOT 18 DAYS LEFT. 785 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,247 YOU HAVE TO BE IN EVERY SINGLE 786 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,559 ONE OF YOUR CLASSES. 787 00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:16,456 YOU HAVE TO BRING EVERY SINGLE 788 00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:17,354 ONE OF YOUR GRADES UP, 789 00:20:17,354 --> 00:20:18,286 OR YOU WON'T GRADUATE. 790 00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:19,494 DON'T GRADUATE, YOU DON'T GET 791 00:20:19,494 --> 00:20:20,771 IN THE MILITARY. 792 00:20:20,771 --> 00:20:21,944 YOU CAN'T DO WHAT YOU WANT 793 00:20:21,944 --> 00:20:23,222 TO DO. 794 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,810 >> YOU HAD 200 UNEXCUSED 795 00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,398 ABSENCES! 796 00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:30,194 200, JOSHUA! 797 00:20:30,194 --> 00:20:32,472 HOW DO YOU HAVE 200 UNEXCUSED 798 00:20:32,472 --> 00:20:33,162 ABSENCES? 799 00:20:33,162 --> 00:20:33,818 WHY? 800 00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:34,543 >> BECAUSE I'M STRESSED! 801 00:20:34,543 --> 00:20:36,235 >> BECAUSE WE STOPPED HELPING 802 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:36,959 YOU! 803 00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:38,202 >> YOU STILL KEEP ME LOCKED UP 804 00:20:38,202 --> 00:20:39,548 IN THIS HOUSE EVERY DAY! 805 00:20:39,548 --> 00:20:40,825 >> YOU STAY FOR THE NEXT SIX 806 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:42,102 WEEKS, AND YOU HAVE THE SUPPORT 807 00:20:42,102 --> 00:20:43,311 OF YOUR FAMILY, OR THERE'S 808 00:20:43,311 --> 00:20:44,657 THE DOOR, BECAUSE WE HAVE DONE 809 00:20:44,657 --> 00:20:46,106 EVERYTHING AND GIVEN YOU 810 00:20:46,106 --> 00:20:47,176 EVERYTHING AND EVERY 811 00:20:47,176 --> 00:20:48,764 OPPORTUNITY, AND ALL YOU DO 812 00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:49,869 IS THROW IT IN OUR FACE! 813 00:20:49,869 --> 00:20:50,697 >> I DO NOT THROW IT IN YOUR 814 00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:52,354 FACE! 815 00:20:52,354 --> 00:20:53,838 WELL, FINE, I'M GETTING MY 816 00:20:53,838 --> 00:20:58,222 STUFF, AND I'LL LEAVE. 817 00:20:58,222 --> 00:21:01,605 >> THAT'S NOT WHAT HE WANTED. 818 00:21:01,605 --> 00:21:06,057 IT'S NOT WHAT HE WANTED. 819 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:06,782 I KNOW. 820 00:21:06,782 --> 00:21:07,611 HE JUST REALLY-- 821 00:21:07,611 --> 00:21:08,543 [crying] HE REALLY DOES CARE 822 00:21:08,543 --> 00:21:10,061 ABOUT YOU GUYS. 823 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,167 [clattering] 824 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,341 >> JOSHUA! 825 00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:16,344 >> JOSHUA! STOP THROWING THINGS AROUND! 826 00:21:16,344 --> 00:21:55,831 STOP THROWING THINGS AROUND! 827 00:21:55,831 --> 00:21:56,591 >> HEY, I JUST GOT KICKED OUT 828 00:21:56,591 --> 00:21:57,971 OF MY HOUSE, AND ME AND EBONY 829 00:21:57,971 --> 00:21:58,731 ARE WALKING TO HER HOUSE 830 00:21:58,731 --> 00:21:59,387 RIGHT NOW. 831 00:21:59,387 --> 00:22:01,975 WE NEED A RIDE. 832 00:22:01,975 --> 00:22:04,323 WHAT IS SHE DOING? 833 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,427 >> GET YOUR HAPPY ASS BACK TO 834 00:22:05,427 --> 00:22:06,497 THE HOUSE. 835 00:22:06,497 --> 00:22:07,187 >> NO. 836 00:22:07,187 --> 00:22:07,843 >> GET YOUR [bleep]. 837 00:22:07,843 --> 00:22:08,499 WE'LL TAKE YOU. 838 00:22:08,499 --> 00:22:09,189 >> NO. 839 00:22:09,189 --> 00:22:09,983 >> YOU'RE NOT GONNA WALK YOUR 840 00:22:09,983 --> 00:22:11,226 PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND FIVE MILES. 841 00:22:11,226 --> 00:22:12,123 >> I'M GETTING A RIDE RIGHT 842 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:12,814 NOW. 843 00:22:12,814 --> 00:22:13,470 >> WHAT? 844 00:22:13,470 --> 00:22:15,541 >> I'M GETTING A RIDE RIGHT NOW. 845 00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:16,576 NO, I GOT A RIDE RIGHT NOW. 846 00:22:16,576 --> 00:22:18,026 >> WITH WHO? 847 00:22:18,026 --> 00:22:18,751 >> IT DOESN'T MATTER. 848 00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:19,890 I'M GETTING A RIDE. 849 00:22:19,890 --> 00:22:20,994 >> SO YOU'RE GONNA STAND OUT 850 00:22:20,994 --> 00:22:22,064 HERE WITH EBONY WHEN IT'S 851 00:22:22,064 --> 00:22:23,894 20 DEGREES OUT-- 852 00:22:23,894 --> 00:22:24,791 >> SHE'S FINE. 853 00:22:24,791 --> 00:22:25,689 SHE'S FINE. 854 00:22:25,689 --> 00:22:26,759 >> YEAH, THAT'S ABOUT THE MOST 855 00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:28,347 RESPONSIBLE THING YOU'VE DONE-- 856 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,556 [yelling indistinctly] 857 00:22:30,556 --> 00:22:33,455 [yelling indistinctly] >> WHATEVER. 858 00:22:33,455 --> 00:22:41,498 >> WHATEVER. 859 00:22:41,498 --> 00:22:43,362 >> I'VE ALWAYS STUCK BY JOSH, 860 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,673 BUT NOW THAT OUR LITTLE FAMILY 861 00:22:44,673 --> 00:22:45,985 IS OUT IN THE COLD, 862 00:22:45,985 --> 00:22:47,538 I'M WONDERING WHY I SACRIFICED 863 00:22:47,538 --> 00:22:50,541 I'M WONDERING WHY I SACRIFICED SO MUCH TO GET HERE. 864 00:22:50,541 --> 00:23:00,344 SO MUCH TO GET HERE. 865 00:23:00,344 --> 00:23:01,241 COME ON. 866 00:23:01,241 --> 00:23:02,898 JOSH NEEDS A PLACE TO CRASH NOW 867 00:23:02,898 --> 00:23:03,968 THAT HE CAN'T STAY AT HIS 868 00:23:03,968 --> 00:23:05,245 PARENTS' HOUSE. 869 00:23:05,245 --> 00:23:06,971 JOSHUA, GET UP. 870 00:23:06,971 --> 00:23:07,627 >> I AM UP. 871 00:23:07,627 --> 00:23:10,354 >> EVEN FURTHER UP. 872 00:23:10,354 --> 00:23:11,942 SINCE I CAN'T GO INTO THE AIR 873 00:23:11,942 --> 00:23:13,530 FORCE, OUR PLAN IS FOR JOSH 874 00:23:13,530 --> 00:23:15,221 TO ENLIST AND TAKE CARE OF ME 875 00:23:15,221 --> 00:23:16,740 AND THE BABY, WHICH MEANS 876 00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:18,604 FOR NOW, I'M STUCK TAKING CARE 877 00:23:18,604 --> 00:23:19,812 OF HIM. 878 00:23:19,812 --> 00:23:21,434 CAN YOU MAKE SOME BISCUITS 879 00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:24,782 FOR ME, JOSH? 880 00:23:24,782 --> 00:23:25,438 >> HEY. 881 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:27,371 >> WATCH OUT. 882 00:23:27,371 --> 00:23:28,165 >> MY AREA IS-- 883 00:23:28,165 --> 00:23:32,652 >> NO, NOT CRESCENTS. 884 00:23:32,652 --> 00:23:33,412 >> CROISSANTS. 885 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,689 >> I SAID BISCUITS. 886 00:23:34,689 --> 00:23:36,794 I DID NOT SAY THEM. 887 00:23:36,794 --> 00:23:38,278 I SAID NONE OF THEM. 888 00:23:38,278 --> 00:23:40,280 I SAID NONE OF THEM. I SAID BISCUITS. 889 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:48,737 I SAID BISCUITS. 890 00:23:48,737 --> 00:23:50,739 I SAID BISCUITS. HMM. 891 00:23:50,739 --> 00:23:54,260 HMM. 892 00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:55,261 HEY, MADRE. 893 00:23:55,261 --> 00:23:57,332 >> HEY. 894 00:23:57,332 --> 00:23:58,437 NOW, JOSH, DID YOUR FAMILY 895 00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,334 CALL YOU? 896 00:23:59,334 --> 00:24:00,715 >> NO, BET YOU THEY'LL CALL ME 897 00:24:00,715 --> 00:24:02,406 TOMORROW, THOUGH. 898 00:24:02,406 --> 00:24:03,752 OW. 899 00:24:03,752 --> 00:24:05,513 >> YOU JUST GONNA STAY HERE? 900 00:24:05,513 --> 00:24:06,548 YOU GONNA ATTEMPT TO CALL THEM, 901 00:24:06,548 --> 00:24:08,170 OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA... 902 00:24:08,170 --> 00:24:09,793 >> GONNA LET THEM CHILLAX FOR 903 00:24:09,793 --> 00:24:10,897 A LITTLE BIT, AND THEN THEY'LL 904 00:24:10,897 --> 00:24:14,004 PROBABLY CALL ME, AND... 905 00:24:14,004 --> 00:24:14,694 I'LL JUST STAY HERE 906 00:24:14,694 --> 00:24:16,800 AND JUST GO TO SCHOOL. 907 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:17,525 [chime dings] 908 00:24:17,525 --> 00:24:19,112 >> JOSH'S PARENTS DIDN'T CHILLAX 909 00:24:19,112 --> 00:24:20,735 FOR LONG BEFORE CALLING US OVER 910 00:24:20,735 --> 00:24:22,288 TO WORK THINGS OUT. 911 00:24:22,288 --> 00:24:23,220 >> YOU GUYS ARE LIVING 912 00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:24,842 IN A FANTASY WORLD, AND ALL 913 00:24:24,842 --> 00:24:26,016 WE'RE TRYING TO DO 914 00:24:26,016 --> 00:24:26,672 IS GET THROUGH TO YOU. 915 00:24:26,672 --> 00:24:27,776 >> I'M NOT TRYING TO LIVE 916 00:24:27,776 --> 00:24:28,812 IN A FANTASY WORLD. 917 00:24:28,812 --> 00:24:30,123 I'M TRYING TO GROW UP AND FIGURE 918 00:24:30,123 --> 00:24:30,779 THINGS OUT. 919 00:24:30,779 --> 00:24:31,573 I MEAN, YEAH, I'M GONNA NEED 920 00:24:31,573 --> 00:24:32,401 HELP FROM YOU GUYS. 921 00:24:32,401 --> 00:24:33,368 I'M NOT SAYING I'M-- 922 00:24:33,368 --> 00:24:34,473 I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS OUT OF MY 923 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,336 LIFE AT ALL, BUT I DO NEED TO 924 00:24:36,336 --> 00:24:37,510 GROW UP, AND I DO NEED TO LEARN 925 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:38,787 SOME THINGS, AND I'M GONNA 926 00:24:38,787 --> 00:24:40,202 EITHER SINK OR SWIM. 927 00:24:40,202 --> 00:24:40,996 >> YOU GUYS WANTED TO DO THESE 928 00:24:40,996 --> 00:24:42,273 THINGS AND LEARN LIFE AS IT 929 00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:43,930 CAME, BUT YOU HAVE A BABY, 930 00:24:43,930 --> 00:24:45,484 AND THAT'S WHERE THE MATH 931 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,450 DOESN'T COME UP. 932 00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:47,486 IF YOU CAN'T-- 933 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:50,454 THE BABY CAN'T GO HUNGRY. 934 00:24:50,454 --> 00:24:51,559 THE BABY CAN'T GO WITHOUT 935 00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:53,077 CHANGING ITS DIAPERS, 'CAUSE 936 00:24:53,077 --> 00:24:54,389 THAT'S WHAT YOUR TOMORROWS 937 00:24:54,389 --> 00:24:56,391 ARE ALL ABOUT NOW. 938 00:24:56,391 --> 00:24:58,013 AND YOU GOT--YOU GUYS HAVE GOT 939 00:24:58,013 --> 00:24:59,118 TO BE SCARED TO DEATH. 940 00:24:59,118 --> 00:25:00,050 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU 941 00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:01,085 WOULDN'T BE. 942 00:25:01,085 --> 00:25:02,431 I WAS. 943 00:25:02,431 --> 00:25:03,398 I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THE 944 00:25:03,398 --> 00:25:04,364 SIGNIFICANCE OF IT. 945 00:25:04,364 --> 00:25:05,642 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I KNOW 946 00:25:05,642 --> 00:25:08,161 WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW. 947 00:25:08,161 --> 00:25:11,130 YOU'RE MOVING OUT, RIGHT? 948 00:25:11,130 --> 00:25:12,027 THIS DECISION CAN'T 949 00:25:12,027 --> 00:25:12,683 WAIT ANYMORE. 950 00:25:12,683 --> 00:25:14,961 I'M TIRED OF WAITING. 951 00:25:14,961 --> 00:25:16,307 WE DON'T WANT YOU GUYS TO MOVE 952 00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:17,619 OUT. 953 00:25:17,619 --> 00:25:19,621 >> OKAY, AND--OKAY, 'CAUSE I 954 00:25:19,621 --> 00:25:20,967 DON'T WANNA MOVE OUT. 955 00:25:20,967 --> 00:25:22,624 I DON'T WANNA MOVE OUT AT ALL. 956 00:25:22,624 --> 00:25:23,625 THAT'S MY DECISION. 957 00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:24,971 I DON'T WANNA MOVE OUT, BUT... 958 00:25:24,971 --> 00:25:26,421 SHE'S PRETTY DARN CLOSE, 959 00:25:26,421 --> 00:25:27,215 SO I'M GONNA STAY WITH HER 960 00:25:27,215 --> 00:25:28,250 AT HER HOUSE... 961 00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,044 >> AND THAT'S FINE. 962 00:25:29,044 --> 00:25:30,287 >> UNTIL THEN, AND THEN SWITCH 963 00:25:30,287 --> 00:25:32,185 OFF. 964 00:25:32,185 --> 00:25:33,946 >> OKAY, DON'T RUB MY STOMACH. 965 00:25:33,946 --> 00:25:34,740 IT HURTS. 966 00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:38,537 THANKS. 967 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,539 THANKS. [sighs] 968 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:47,856 [sighs] 969 00:25:47,856 --> 00:25:50,065 I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE MY BABY. 970 00:25:50,065 --> 00:25:51,791 I WANT HER OUT SO BAD, 971 00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:53,759 I'VE STARTED LOOKING FOR SIGNS. 972 00:25:53,759 --> 00:25:54,656 [bell dings] 973 00:25:54,656 --> 00:25:57,797 WHEN THE BALLOON FINALLY SINKS, 974 00:25:57,797 --> 00:25:58,660 SHE'LL COME OUT. 975 00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:00,041 IT'S BEEN FLOATING THE ENTIRE 976 00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:02,422 TIME UNTIL RECENTLY, AND IT 977 00:26:02,422 --> 00:26:05,667 JUST--WELL, IT SANK TODAY. 978 00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:08,152 UNUSUAL. 979 00:26:08,152 --> 00:26:09,498 VERY UNUSUAL. 980 00:26:09,498 --> 00:26:10,638 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 981 00:26:10,638 --> 00:26:13,330 >> IT'S JUST FLOATING THERE. 982 00:26:13,330 --> 00:26:14,538 >> I THINK, YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE 983 00:26:14,538 --> 00:26:15,435 JUST-- 984 00:26:15,435 --> 00:26:17,299 I THINK YOU'RE JUST ANXIOUS. 985 00:26:17,299 --> 00:26:18,818 SHE'S GONNA COME OUT WHEN SHE'S 986 00:26:18,818 --> 00:26:20,268 DAMN WELL READY. 987 00:26:20,268 --> 00:26:21,580 IF IT FALLS TO THE GROUND 988 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,133 AND YOU SUDDENLY GO INTO 989 00:26:23,133 --> 00:26:24,652 LABOR... 990 00:26:24,652 --> 00:26:26,343 >> [laughs] 991 00:26:26,343 --> 00:26:29,898 >> I WILL KISS YOUR BIG TOE. 992 00:26:29,898 --> 00:26:30,796 >> GOOD. 993 00:26:30,796 --> 00:26:31,659 [laughs] 994 00:26:31,659 --> 00:26:32,452 IT'S A DEAL. 995 00:26:32,452 --> 00:26:34,593 IT'S A PINKY SWEAR. 996 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:35,939 I'VE BEEN HAVING CONTRACTIONS, 997 00:26:35,939 --> 00:26:37,665 LIKE, CONSTANTLY EVERY FIVE 998 00:26:37,665 --> 00:26:39,287 MINUTES. 999 00:26:39,287 --> 00:26:41,082 >> HOW YOU FEELING? 1000 00:26:41,082 --> 00:26:42,117 >> I'M IN PAIN. 1001 00:26:42,117 --> 00:26:44,430 >> OH, YEAH? 1002 00:26:44,430 --> 00:26:45,638 >> TIRED. 1003 00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:46,397 >> DO YOU THINK SHE'S GOING 1004 00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:47,467 INTO LABOR, OCEAN? 1005 00:26:47,467 --> 00:26:48,123 >> YEAH. 1006 00:26:48,123 --> 00:26:48,986 >> YOU DO? 1007 00:26:48,986 --> 00:26:49,987 >> YEAH, DUDE, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE 1008 00:26:49,987 --> 00:26:53,784 THE BABY. 1009 00:26:53,784 --> 00:26:54,716 >> EXPLAIN WHAT YOU'RE GOING 1010 00:26:54,716 --> 00:26:55,441 THROUGH. 1011 00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:56,580 >> PAIN, THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING 1012 00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:57,236 THROUGH. 1013 00:26:57,236 --> 00:26:58,099 >> PAIN? 1014 00:26:58,099 --> 00:26:58,858 >> YEAH. 1015 00:26:58,858 --> 00:26:59,618 >> A LOT OF PAIN? 1016 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:00,273 >> MM-HMM. 1017 00:27:00,273 --> 00:27:02,275 >> MM-HMM. >> YOU READY? 1018 00:27:02,275 --> 00:27:07,798 >> YOU READY? 1019 00:27:07,798 --> 00:27:08,627 >> THEY SAY PAIN WILL 1020 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:09,282 MAKE YOU STRONGER. 1021 00:27:09,282 --> 00:27:11,491 MAKE YOU STRONGER. PAIN SUCKS [bleep]. 1022 00:27:11,491 --> 00:27:16,635 PAIN SUCKS [bleep]. 1023 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:20,362 'CAUSE I WILL KICK THEIR ASS. 1024 00:27:20,362 --> 00:27:24,850 >> WE'RE ALMOST THERE RIGHT NOW. 1025 00:27:24,850 --> 00:27:26,230 >> JOSHUA, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO 1026 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:30,718 KISS MY BIG TOE. 1027 00:27:30,718 --> 00:27:35,308 >> ♪ IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING 1028 00:27:35,308 --> 00:27:41,073 ♪ CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT 1029 00:27:41,073 --> 00:27:44,524 >> TEN, NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX, 1030 00:27:44,524 --> 00:27:48,736 >> TEN, NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX, FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE. 1031 00:27:48,736 --> 00:28:03,440 FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE. 1032 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,062 >> PUSH, PUSH, PUSH, PUSH. 1033 00:28:05,062 --> 00:28:06,236 COME ON, GIRL. 1034 00:28:06,236 --> 00:28:08,583 GO, GO, GO. 1035 00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:09,411 >> PUSH! 1036 00:28:09,411 --> 00:28:10,965 PUSH, COME ON, PUSH. 1037 00:28:10,965 --> 00:28:12,725 PUSH, PUSH, PUSH, PUSH. 1038 00:28:12,725 --> 00:28:14,347 COME ON, BABY, PUSH. 1039 00:28:14,347 --> 00:28:16,280 COME ON, COME ON. 1040 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,144 OKAY, ONE MORE TIME. 1041 00:28:18,144 --> 00:28:18,800 PUSH, PUSH! 1042 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,492 >> OKAY, OKAY. 1043 00:28:21,492 --> 00:28:23,494 >> OKAY, OKAY. >> OH! 1044 00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:30,639 >> OH! 1045 00:28:30,639 --> 00:28:31,571 >> DO YOU WANT HER TO GO THERE? 1046 00:28:31,571 --> 00:28:33,712 >> YEAH. 1047 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:34,402 >> THERE YOU GO. 1048 00:28:34,402 --> 00:28:35,058 LOOK AT HER. 1049 00:28:35,058 --> 00:28:36,611 LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS. 1050 00:28:36,611 --> 00:28:39,027 OH. 1051 00:28:39,027 --> 00:28:44,723 >> ♪ FREE TO ROAM 1052 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:51,143 >> ♪ FREE TO ROAM ♪ MAKE A HOME IN MY HEAD 1053 00:28:51,143 --> 00:29:05,502 ♪ MAKE A HOME IN MY HEAD 1054 00:29:05,502 --> 00:29:07,607 >> HEY. 1055 00:29:07,607 --> 00:29:13,406 HEY. 1056 00:29:13,406 --> 00:29:14,269 [smooch] 1057 00:29:14,269 --> 00:29:15,339 >> OH. 1058 00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:16,099 >> [smooch] 1059 00:29:16,099 --> 00:29:18,066 >> HOLDING HER, JOSH LOOKS LIKE 1060 00:29:18,066 --> 00:29:19,827 A DAD ALREADY. 1061 00:29:19,827 --> 00:29:23,762 A DAD ALREADY. I HOPE HE CAN ACT LIKE ONE TOO. 1062 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:31,079 I HOPE HE CAN ACT LIKE ONE TOO. 1063 00:29:31,079 --> 00:29:32,598 >> OH, MY GOD, LOOK HOW TINY 1064 00:29:32,598 --> 00:29:34,289 SHE LOOKS IN THERE. 1065 00:29:34,289 --> 00:29:35,808 >> HOLD ON, I CAN'T LOOK UP 1066 00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:36,775 RIGHT NOW. 1067 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:37,430 >> JOSH, YOU DON'T HAVE 1068 00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:38,086 TIME FOR GAMES. 1069 00:29:38,086 --> 00:29:39,605 YOU HAVE A BABY NOW. 1070 00:29:39,605 --> 00:29:42,608 YOU HAVE A BABY NOW. [laughter] 1071 00:29:42,608 --> 00:29:52,514 [laughter] 1072 00:29:52,514 --> 00:29:53,653 I'M JUST TELLING YOU, 'CAUSE 1073 00:29:53,653 --> 00:29:54,931 WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, 1074 00:29:54,931 --> 00:29:55,863 THEY'LL DO IT, 'CAUSE IT 1075 00:29:55,863 --> 00:29:57,657 HAPPENED TO AUNTIE DAWN. 1076 00:29:57,657 --> 00:29:58,555 >> WHAT? 1077 00:29:58,555 --> 00:29:59,625 >> THE CAT GOT IN THE CRIB 1078 00:29:59,625 --> 00:30:00,902 WITH SARAH, BECAUSE THEY SMELL 1079 00:30:00,902 --> 00:30:03,456 THE MILK ON THEIR BREATH. 1080 00:30:03,456 --> 00:30:04,457 >> OH. 1081 00:30:04,457 --> 00:30:05,217 >> THEY DON'T--THEY'RE NOT 1082 00:30:05,217 --> 00:30:06,218 TRYING TO HURT THE BABY. 1083 00:30:06,218 --> 00:30:07,667 THEY JUST DO, BECAUSE THEY 1084 00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:10,670 SMOTHER THEM, 'CAUSE THEY'RE 1085 00:30:10,670 --> 00:30:12,396 TRYING TO GET THE MILK. 1086 00:30:12,396 --> 00:30:14,364 >> HEY, JOSHUA. 1087 00:30:14,364 --> 00:30:15,020 >> WHAT? 1088 00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:16,193 >> BABE, CAN YOU GET ME SOME 1089 00:30:16,193 --> 00:30:17,574 SOCKS, PLEASE? 1090 00:30:17,574 --> 00:30:23,166 >> NO. 1091 00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:24,063 SOCKS FOR WHO? 1092 00:30:24,063 --> 00:30:25,962 YOU OR JOCELYN? 1093 00:30:25,962 --> 00:30:29,862 >> FOR HER. 1094 00:30:29,862 --> 00:30:30,932 [baby crying] 1095 00:30:30,932 --> 00:30:34,039 >> [mock crying] 1096 00:30:34,039 --> 00:30:35,316 >> THOSE ARE TOO BIG. 1097 00:30:35,316 --> 00:30:38,319 >> THOSE ARE TOO BIG. [baby crying] 1098 00:30:38,319 --> 00:30:42,564 [baby crying] 1099 00:30:42,564 --> 00:30:44,946 TOO BIG. 1100 00:30:44,946 --> 00:30:47,638 CAN YOU GET THE LITTLE SOCKS, 1101 00:30:47,638 --> 00:30:49,192 LIKE, THE WHITE ONES THAT HAVE 1102 00:30:49,192 --> 00:30:50,158 THE FUZZ ON THEM? 1103 00:30:50,158 --> 00:30:53,196 THE FUZZ ON THEM? [baby crying] 1104 00:30:53,196 --> 00:31:02,861 [baby crying] 1105 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:03,827 >> JOSHUA! 1106 00:31:03,827 --> 00:31:04,863 >> WHAT? 1107 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,830 >> YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A-- 1108 00:31:06,830 --> 00:31:08,521 >> HEY, JOSH. 1109 00:31:08,521 --> 00:31:09,177 JOSH. 1110 00:31:09,177 --> 00:31:09,868 >> WHAT? 1111 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:10,523 >> GUESS WHAT. 1112 00:31:10,523 --> 00:31:11,455 >> CHICKEN BUTT. 1113 00:31:11,455 --> 00:31:12,629 >> YOU SHOULD--YOU'RE A DAD NOW, 1114 00:31:12,629 --> 00:31:13,733 RIGHT? 1115 00:31:13,733 --> 00:31:14,665 >> YEAH, I WOULD SAY SO. 1116 00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:15,321 >> SHOULDN'T BE ACTING 1117 00:31:15,321 --> 00:31:17,323 >> SHOULDN'T BE ACTING LIKE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD. 1118 00:31:17,323 --> 00:31:22,881 LIKE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD. 1119 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:27,886 [baby cooing] 1120 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,819 BABY GIRL, BABY GIRL. 1121 00:31:30,819 --> 00:31:32,614 JOSH HAS TO FOCUS ON GRADUATING 1122 00:31:32,614 --> 00:31:33,512 HIGH SCHOOL. 1123 00:31:33,512 --> 00:31:34,893 AND WITH MY MOM AT WORK, 1124 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,204 I'VE BEEN LEFT ALONE A LOT 1125 00:31:36,204 --> 00:31:38,448 WITH JOCELYN. 1126 00:31:38,448 --> 00:31:40,553 YEAH, ARE YOU HUNGRY? 1127 00:31:40,553 --> 00:31:41,934 I BETTER GET USED TO IT, 1128 00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:43,418 BECAUSE JOSH WILL BE TAKING OFF 1129 00:31:43,418 --> 00:31:44,730 TO THE AIR FORCE IN A COUPLE 1130 00:31:44,730 --> 00:31:47,112 MONTHS. 1131 00:31:47,112 --> 00:31:50,494 >> NICE, ISN'T THAT? 1132 00:31:50,494 --> 00:31:51,288 SHE CAME OUT LOOKING 1133 00:31:51,288 --> 00:31:53,497 LIKE A WHITE GIRL. 1134 00:31:53,497 --> 00:31:54,913 >> WITH BLACK PEOPLE HAIR. 1135 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,052 >> YEAH. 1136 00:31:56,052 --> 00:31:57,950 SHE JUST SEEMS SO PEACEFUL NOW, 1137 00:31:57,950 --> 00:31:59,572 NO CARES OR NOTHING. 1138 00:31:59,572 --> 00:32:00,849 SHE JUST DREAMS, POOPS, 1139 00:32:00,849 --> 00:32:02,679 AND EATS. 1140 00:32:02,679 --> 00:32:05,095 WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT? 1141 00:32:05,095 --> 00:32:05,924 >> OH, YEAH. 1142 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,615 >> JUST TO EAT, POOP, AND DREAM. 1143 00:32:07,615 --> 00:32:08,271 [chime dings] 1144 00:32:08,271 --> 00:32:09,341 >> I WAS WORRIED THAT WAS GONNA 1145 00:32:09,341 --> 00:32:11,791 BE HIS GAME PLAN. 1146 00:32:11,791 --> 00:32:13,621 BUT FOR NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE JOSH 1147 00:32:13,621 --> 00:32:16,348 IS GONNA SCRAPE BY AND GRADUATE. 1148 00:32:16,348 --> 00:32:18,246 I, ON THE OTHER HAND, AM HAVING 1149 00:32:18,246 --> 00:32:19,938 A HARDER TIME PULLING IT ALL 1150 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:20,904 TOGETHER. 1151 00:32:20,904 --> 00:32:21,663 YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD 1152 00:32:21,663 --> 00:32:22,941 CHANGING A DIAPER IN THE SCHOOL 1153 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,632 PARKING LOT, JUST A TINY BIT. 1154 00:32:24,632 --> 00:32:25,598 >> I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D 1155 00:32:25,598 --> 00:32:26,668 BE DOING THAT AT THE BEGINNING 1156 00:32:26,668 --> 00:32:27,669 OF THE YEAR, DID YOU? 1157 00:32:27,669 --> 00:32:31,570 >> NOPE, SURE DIDN'T. 1158 00:32:31,570 --> 00:32:32,226 GROSS. 1159 00:32:32,226 --> 00:32:33,572 I'M WORRIED I'M MISSING TOO MUCH 1160 00:32:33,572 --> 00:32:35,298 SCHOOL TO GRADUATE, SO I'M 1161 00:32:35,298 --> 00:32:36,057 MEETING WITH MY SCHOOL 1162 00:32:36,057 --> 00:32:37,679 COUNSELOR. 1163 00:32:37,679 --> 00:32:39,095 >> YOU ONLY NEED, WHAT, 5.6 1164 00:32:39,095 --> 00:32:40,130 TO GRADUATE. 1165 00:32:40,130 --> 00:32:41,269 IF YOU'RE WITHIN ONE OR TWO 1166 00:32:41,269 --> 00:32:42,650 CREDITS, YOU CAN STILL WALK. 1167 00:32:42,650 --> 00:32:43,720 YOU CAN STILL GRADUATE, 1168 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:44,859 GO THROUGH THE CEREMONY. 1169 00:32:44,859 --> 00:32:45,964 BUT YOU SHOULD BE FINE TO 1170 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:46,930 GRADUATE AND EVERYTHING, 1171 00:32:46,930 --> 00:32:48,000 JUST AS LONG AS YOU GET THOSE 1172 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,897 OTHER TWO CREDITS DONE. 1173 00:32:48,897 --> 00:32:49,553 >> OKAY. 1174 00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:51,659 >> MY QUESTION IS, YOU JUST 1175 00:32:51,659 --> 00:32:53,143 SAID YOU HAVE TO FINISH TWO 1176 00:32:53,143 --> 00:32:53,902 BEFORE GRADUATION. 1177 00:32:53,902 --> 00:32:54,558 >> YES. 1178 00:32:54,558 --> 00:32:55,628 >> HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT 1179 00:32:55,628 --> 00:32:58,148 PRIOR TO GRADUATION SO THAT 1180 00:32:58,148 --> 00:32:59,874 YOU CAN WALK ACROSS THE STAGE? 1181 00:32:59,874 --> 00:33:01,186 THAT'S MY QUESTION. 1182 00:33:01,186 --> 00:33:03,015 >> I MEAN, I, IF I GET THEM AT 1183 00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:06,018 NIGHTTIME, THEN... 1184 00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:06,950 SHE'D BE FINE. 1185 00:33:06,950 --> 00:33:07,606 >> OKAY. 1186 00:33:07,606 --> 00:33:08,538 >> SHE'D BE FINE BEING WATCHED 1187 00:33:08,538 --> 00:33:09,435 BY JOSH. 1188 00:33:09,435 --> 00:33:10,505 >> WE NEED TO DISCUSS THIS, 1189 00:33:10,505 --> 00:33:12,576 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, JOSH NEEDS 1190 00:33:12,576 --> 00:33:13,301 TO GRADUATE... 1191 00:33:13,301 --> 00:33:14,233 >> MM-HMM. 1192 00:33:14,233 --> 00:33:15,269 >> AND YOU NEED TO GRADUATE. 1193 00:33:15,269 --> 00:33:15,994 >> OKAY. 1194 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,478 >> OKAY, SO IT'S JUST-- 1195 00:33:17,478 --> 00:33:18,686 HE'S GONNA HAVE TO WATCH HER, 1196 00:33:18,686 --> 00:33:19,583 BUT HE STILL NEEDS TO GET HIS 1197 00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:20,239 WORK DONE. 1198 00:33:20,239 --> 00:33:21,033 >> HE CAN. 1199 00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:22,448 I CAN WATCH JOCELYN WHILE HE'S 1200 00:33:22,448 --> 00:33:24,071 AT SCHOOL, AND WHEN HE GETS OUT 1201 00:33:24,071 --> 00:33:25,417 AT THREE, HE'LL COME HOME AND 1202 00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:26,866 WATCH HER SO I CAN TAKE MY 1203 00:33:26,866 --> 00:33:28,109 CLASSES. 1204 00:33:28,109 --> 00:33:29,662 WE'LL MAKE A TRADE-OFF. 1205 00:33:29,662 --> 00:33:30,732 MM-HMM. 1206 00:33:30,732 --> 00:33:31,664 [Beethoven's Fur Elise] 1207 00:33:31,664 --> 00:33:39,017 ♪ 1208 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,811 SO WHILE JOSH IS AT SCHOOL, 1209 00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:42,261 I'M KEEPING UP MY PART OF THE 1210 00:33:42,261 --> 00:33:44,263 I'M KEEPING UP MY PART OF THE PLAN BY TAKING CARE OF JOCELYN. 1211 00:33:44,263 --> 00:33:48,716 PLAN BY TAKING CARE OF JOCELYN. 1212 00:33:48,716 --> 00:33:51,719 PLAN BY TAKING CARE OF JOCELYN. [yawning] 1213 00:33:51,719 --> 00:33:53,824 [yawning] 1214 00:33:53,824 --> 00:33:55,378 IT'S THREE O'CLOCK, AND I'M 1215 00:33:55,378 --> 00:33:56,586 READY FOR JOSH TO COME HOME 1216 00:33:56,586 --> 00:33:57,242 AND HELP. 1217 00:33:57,242 --> 00:33:58,277 [humming Beethoven's Fur Elise] 1218 00:33:58,277 --> 00:34:03,317 ♪ 1219 00:34:03,317 --> 00:34:05,284 BUT SO FAR, JOSH ISN'T KEEPING 1220 00:34:05,284 --> 00:34:07,286 BUT SO FAR, JOSH ISN'T KEEPING UP WITH HIS SIDE OF THE DEAL. 1221 00:34:07,286 --> 00:34:13,430 UP WITH HIS SIDE OF THE DEAL. 1222 00:34:13,430 --> 00:34:15,087 MY PLAN TO GRADUATE DEPENDED 1223 00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:18,194 ON JOSH BEING SUPPORTIVE... 1224 00:34:18,194 --> 00:34:20,196 ON JOSH BEING SUPPORTIVE... AND GETTING HOME ON TIME. 1225 00:34:20,196 --> 00:34:24,372 AND GETTING HOME ON TIME. 1226 00:34:24,372 --> 00:34:25,615 >> HOW'S IT GOING? 1227 00:34:25,615 --> 00:34:29,412 >> GREAT, YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE. 1228 00:34:29,412 --> 00:34:31,552 THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME, 1229 00:34:31,552 --> 00:34:32,794 'CAUSE DOING THIS THREE DAYS 1230 00:34:32,794 --> 00:34:34,555 A WEEK AND YOU NOT--YOU BARELY 1231 00:34:34,555 --> 00:34:35,901 MAKING IT HOME ON TIME IS MAKING 1232 00:34:35,901 --> 00:34:37,351 ME LATE FOR MY CLASSES. 1233 00:34:37,351 --> 00:34:38,559 THIS IS A LOT OF WORK. 1234 00:34:38,559 --> 00:34:41,009 THIS IS A LOT OF STRESS, AND... 1235 00:34:41,009 --> 00:34:42,149 >> WELL, WE COULD JUST NOT GO, 1236 00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:43,184 AND WE CAN GO HANG OUT WITH 1237 00:34:43,184 --> 00:34:44,254 LYDELL AND SHEDORI. 1238 00:34:44,254 --> 00:34:45,359 THEY'RE ACROSS THE STREET 1239 00:34:45,359 --> 00:34:48,603 WAITING FOR US IMPATIENTLY. 1240 00:34:48,603 --> 00:34:50,364 >> UH-HUH. 1241 00:34:50,364 --> 00:34:52,020 >> ♪ SO TIRED OF THIS 1242 00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:54,575 ♪ HEAVY LOAD 1243 00:34:54,575 --> 00:34:56,094 ♪ I'VE BEEN CARRYING 1244 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,682 ♪ FOR SO LONG 1245 00:34:58,682 --> 00:35:01,927 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WANTS 1246 00:35:01,927 --> 00:35:04,240 ♪ WITH ME 1247 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,966 ♪ WITH ME ♪ OH, LORD, PLEASE LET ME BE 1248 00:35:06,966 --> 00:35:16,873 ♪ OH, LORD, PLEASE LET ME BE 1249 00:35:16,873 --> 00:35:18,323 >> ALL HE REALLY WANTS TO DO 1250 00:35:18,323 --> 00:35:20,325 IS WHAT PISSES ME OFF, IS THAT 1251 00:35:20,325 --> 00:35:21,015 HE WANTS TO GO OUT WITH 1252 00:35:21,015 --> 00:35:21,671 HIS FRIENDS. 1253 00:35:21,671 --> 00:35:22,603 >> GUYS ARE RETARDED. 1254 00:35:22,603 --> 00:35:24,950 GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT YOU 1255 00:35:24,950 --> 00:35:26,124 CARRIED THE BABY. 1256 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,608 YOU HAD TO GO FROM BEING YOUR 1257 00:35:27,608 --> 00:35:29,057 CUTE LITTLE PETITE SELF 1258 00:35:29,057 --> 00:35:31,094 TO SHAMU. 1259 00:35:31,094 --> 00:35:31,681 >> [laughs] 1260 00:35:31,681 --> 00:35:33,338 ALL THAT FREAKIN' WEIGHT. 1261 00:35:33,338 --> 00:35:34,753 EXACTLY. 1262 00:35:34,753 --> 00:35:36,548 NOW I JUST HAVE THE HUGE BOOBS 1263 00:35:36,548 --> 00:35:38,515 AND LEAKING FLUIDS. 1264 00:35:38,515 --> 00:35:39,482 >> AND EMOTIONS 1265 00:35:39,482 --> 00:35:40,138 UP THE YING-YANG. 1266 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,794 >> YES, EXACTLY, I DON'T HAVE 1267 00:35:41,794 --> 00:35:43,934 THE EMOTIONAL CONTROL, 1268 00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:46,765 AND HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT. 1269 00:35:46,765 --> 00:35:47,869 I FEEL LIKE ALL THE STRESS 1270 00:35:47,869 --> 00:35:49,906 HAS BEEN PUT ON ME, 1271 00:35:49,906 --> 00:35:51,977 AND I'M JUST-- 1272 00:35:51,977 --> 00:35:53,530 I'M A LITTLE MAD ABOUT IT. 1273 00:35:53,530 --> 00:35:55,636 >> YOU CAN'T JUST BE THE PERFECT 1274 00:35:55,636 --> 00:35:56,706 LITTLE HOUSEWIFE THAT TAKES CARE 1275 00:35:56,706 --> 00:35:57,603 OF THE BABY ALL THE TIME, 1276 00:35:57,603 --> 00:36:00,192 YOU KNOW? 1277 00:36:00,192 --> 00:36:01,297 >> [crying] LIKE, I'M JUST THE 1278 00:36:01,297 --> 00:36:04,334 ONE THAT GREW UP TOO FAST. 1279 00:36:04,334 --> 00:36:06,405 LIKE, I NEEDED TO. 1280 00:36:06,405 --> 00:36:10,029 AND I WANT HIM TO GROW UP TOO. 1281 00:36:10,029 --> 00:36:12,066 >> WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO? 1282 00:36:12,066 --> 00:36:13,343 >> I KIND OF JUST WANT HIM TO 1283 00:36:13,343 --> 00:36:15,173 GET IT THROUGH HIS HEAD THAT I'M 1284 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:18,141 NOT HAVING SUCH AN EASY TIME. 1285 00:36:18,141 --> 00:36:20,730 LIKE, HE DOES STEP UP WITH HER. 1286 00:36:20,730 --> 00:36:21,834 HE ALSO NEEDS TO BE THERE 1287 00:36:21,834 --> 00:36:24,872 HE ALSO NEEDS TO BE THERE FOR ME, SO... 1288 00:36:24,872 --> 00:36:37,574 FOR ME, SO... 1289 00:36:37,574 --> 00:36:40,577 FOR ME, SO... [baby cooing] 1290 00:36:40,577 --> 00:36:44,167 [baby cooing] 1291 00:36:44,167 --> 00:36:45,996 [baby crying] 1292 00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:47,205 [baby crying] >> OH, WHAT? 1293 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:51,795 >> OH, WHAT? 1294 00:36:51,795 --> 00:36:54,350 [baby crying] 1295 00:36:54,350 --> 00:36:55,420 >> HEY. 1296 00:36:55,420 --> 00:36:57,007 HEY, HEY. 1297 00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:59,458 JOCELYN, HEY. 1298 00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:02,427 YOU BE QUIET. 1299 00:37:02,427 --> 00:37:03,980 JOSHUA, CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE OUT 1300 00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:04,808 THE TRASH? 1301 00:37:04,808 --> 00:37:06,465 >> YES. 1302 00:37:06,465 --> 00:37:07,225 >> YOU'RE NOT DOING 1303 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:07,880 ANYTHING ELSE. 1304 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:08,536 CAN YOU PLEASE-- 1305 00:37:08,536 --> 00:37:09,744 >> I'M SLEEPING, IF YOU HAVEN'T 1306 00:37:09,744 --> 00:37:10,400 NOTICED. 1307 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,332 IF YOU STOP YELLING AT ME, 1308 00:37:11,332 --> 00:37:12,022 I'LL GO GET THE-- 1309 00:37:12,022 --> 00:37:14,024 I'LL GO GET THE-- >> PLEASE TAKE OUT THE TRASH. 1310 00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:24,172 >> PLEASE TAKE OUT THE TRASH. 1311 00:37:24,172 --> 00:37:25,657 >> THINGS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT 1312 00:37:25,657 --> 00:37:26,589 GOING TO GET BETTER BY 1313 00:37:26,589 --> 00:37:29,868 THEMSELVES. 1314 00:37:29,868 --> 00:37:34,148 >> SO WHY, EXACTLY, ARE YOUMAD? 1315 00:37:34,148 --> 00:37:35,149 >> I JUST NEED YOU TO CARE 1316 00:37:35,149 --> 00:37:36,806 SOME MORE. 1317 00:37:36,806 --> 00:37:37,945 >> ANYTHING I DO--I WANNA 1318 00:37:37,945 --> 00:37:39,671 GO OUT; I WANNA DO SOMETHING-- 1319 00:37:39,671 --> 00:37:40,672 YOU GET MAD. 1320 00:37:40,672 --> 00:37:42,260 >> NO, JOSHUA, IT IS OKAY 1321 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,364 TO GO OUT SOMETIMES. 1322 00:37:43,364 --> 00:37:44,607 IT REALLY IS. 1323 00:37:44,607 --> 00:37:46,333 BUT RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOT 1324 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:47,057 THE SAME. 1325 00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:48,956 IT'S NOT THE SAME GOING OUT. 1326 00:37:48,956 --> 00:37:50,578 YOU'RE HER FATHER, AND YOU NEED 1327 00:37:50,578 --> 00:37:51,614 TO ACT LIKE IT. 1328 00:37:51,614 --> 00:37:52,994 >> I DO ACT LIKE I'M HER FATHER. 1329 00:37:52,994 --> 00:37:53,892 WHAT THE [bleep] ARE YOU TALKING 1330 00:37:53,892 --> 00:37:54,927 ABOUT? 1331 00:37:54,927 --> 00:37:56,274 AND I GOT SO MUCH [bleep] 1332 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,965 THAT I NEED TO DO SO I COULD 1333 00:37:57,965 --> 00:38:00,588 PROVIDE FOR YOU AND JOCELYN. 1334 00:38:00,588 --> 00:38:01,796 I'M HERE ALL THE TIME, 1335 00:38:01,796 --> 00:38:03,108 NEXT TO YOU ALL THE TIME. 1336 00:38:03,108 --> 00:38:03,833 YOU WANT ME BY YOUR SIDE... 1337 00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:04,489 >> NO, YOU'RE NOT. 1338 00:38:04,489 --> 00:38:05,800 >> 24-7. 1339 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,526 >> YOU'RE NOT MENTALLY THERE. 1340 00:38:07,526 --> 00:38:09,977 I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT, LIKE, 1341 00:38:09,977 --> 00:38:11,254 THERETHERE. 1342 00:38:11,254 --> 00:38:12,704 YOU'RE PARTIALLY THERE. 1343 00:38:12,704 --> 00:38:14,050 >> HOW AM I PARTIALLY THERE? 1344 00:38:14,050 --> 00:38:15,948 >> YOU'RE JUST PARTIALLY THERE. 1345 00:38:15,948 --> 00:38:17,364 I MEAN... 1346 00:38:17,364 --> 00:38:19,124 NOT--I MEAN, YOUR HEAD'S 1347 00:38:19,124 --> 00:38:22,127 SOMEWHERE ELSE HALF THE TIME. 1348 00:38:22,127 --> 00:38:23,577 >> I'M SAYING I'M 18 YEARS OLD. 1349 00:38:23,577 --> 00:38:24,647 YOU'RE 17 YEARS OLD. 1350 00:38:24,647 --> 00:38:26,096 AND WE GOT A BABY. 1351 00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:28,409 I GOTTA--I'VE BEEN TRYING-- 1352 00:38:28,409 --> 00:38:29,893 I'VE BEEN WORKING MY ASS OFF 1353 00:38:29,893 --> 00:38:32,344 JUST TO GRADUATE, AND THEN I 1354 00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:34,450 GOT TO WORRY ABOUT ENLISTING 1355 00:38:34,450 --> 00:38:35,796 INTO THE AIR FORCE, SO I'M NOT 1356 00:38:35,796 --> 00:38:36,728 GONNA BE ABLE TO SEE YOU GUYS 1357 00:38:36,728 --> 00:38:38,730 GONNA BE ABLE TO SEE YOU GUYS THAT MUCH AT ALL. 1358 00:38:38,730 --> 00:38:43,079 THAT MUCH AT ALL. 1359 00:38:43,079 --> 00:38:45,081 THAT MUCH AT ALL. SACRIFICES. 1360 00:38:45,081 --> 00:38:51,639 SACRIFICES. 1361 00:38:51,639 --> 00:38:54,815 >> ♪ I'LL KEEP 1362 00:38:54,815 --> 00:39:00,786 ♪ A LIGHT ON 1363 00:39:00,786 --> 00:39:03,789 ♪ A LIGHT ON >> SHE REALLY LOVES THAT SWING. 1364 00:39:03,789 --> 00:39:06,861 >> SHE REALLY LOVES THAT SWING. 1365 00:39:06,861 --> 00:39:07,793 >> THE HARDEST THING ABOUT 1366 00:39:07,793 --> 00:39:09,830 THE FUTURE IS GONNA BE THE FACT 1367 00:39:09,830 --> 00:39:13,903 THAT WE'RE GONNA BE ON OUR OWN. 1368 00:39:13,903 --> 00:39:16,181 LIKE, WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE 1369 00:39:16,181 --> 00:39:18,632 OUR PARENTS ANYMORE. 1370 00:39:18,632 --> 00:39:19,633 AND WE'RE JUST GONNA BE OUT IN 1371 00:39:19,633 --> 00:39:21,186 THE OCEAN BY OURSELVES, 1372 00:39:21,186 --> 00:39:23,084 OUT IN THE BIG WIDE WORLD 1373 00:39:23,084 --> 00:39:24,603 ALL BY OURSELVES. 1374 00:39:24,603 --> 00:39:25,742 [chuckles] 1375 00:39:25,742 --> 00:39:27,399 >> YOU LOOKING AROUND? 1376 00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:30,368 LOOKING AT EVERYBODY? 1377 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,335 CHECKING OUT ALL THE SALES? 1378 00:39:32,335 --> 00:39:34,579 >> I'M MORE SELF-RELIANT 1379 00:39:34,579 --> 00:39:36,304 THAN JOSH IS. 1380 00:39:36,304 --> 00:39:37,754 I'M OKAY WITH BEING THE ADULT 1381 00:39:37,754 --> 00:39:43,484 IN THE RELATIONSHIP. 1382 00:39:43,484 --> 00:39:47,695 >> MOMMY AND DADDY. 1383 00:39:47,695 --> 00:39:50,318 >> I FEEL LIKE I'VE GIVEN UP 1384 00:39:50,318 --> 00:39:52,562 A LOT MORE THAN JOSH HAS. 1385 00:39:52,562 --> 00:39:54,150 >> WOULD THE CLASS OF 2009 1386 00:39:54,150 --> 00:39:55,393 PLEASE RISE? 1387 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,428 [crowd cheering] 1388 00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:59,949 >> WHOO! 1389 00:39:59,949 --> 00:40:01,019 I MEAN, I HAD TO SACRIFICE 1390 00:40:01,019 --> 00:40:04,919 GRADUATING, AND I SACRIFICED 1391 00:40:04,919 --> 00:40:06,404 GOING INTO THE AIR FORCE 1392 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:10,718 AND, ACTUALLY, BEING A TEENAGER. 1393 00:40:10,718 --> 00:40:11,857 I DON'T KNOW IF HE'LL FULLY 1394 00:40:11,857 --> 00:40:13,065 GROW UP, BUT I KNOW THAT HE'LL 1395 00:40:13,065 --> 00:40:14,412 GROW UP SOMEWHAT. 1396 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,274 BUT I DON'T THINK HE'LL EVER 1397 00:40:15,274 --> 00:40:17,587 LOSE THE CHILD. 1398 00:40:17,587 --> 00:40:19,382 I THINK HE'LL ALWAYS BE CHILDISH 1399 00:40:19,382 --> 00:40:24,732 IN SOME WAY. 1400 00:40:24,732 --> 00:40:26,941 [smooch] 1401 00:40:26,941 --> 00:40:28,115 WHEN I THINK ABOUT JOSH LEAVING 1402 00:40:28,115 --> 00:40:29,806 FOR THE AIR FORCE, IT'S HARD 1403 00:40:29,806 --> 00:40:31,670 FOR ME TO BE APART FROM HIM 1404 00:40:31,670 --> 00:40:33,534 FOR VERY LONG, BUT IT'S BETTER 1405 00:40:33,534 --> 00:40:34,949 FOR THE BABY'S FUTURE SO THAT 1406 00:40:34,949 --> 00:40:36,434 WE CAN HAVE--WE CAN ACTUALLY 1407 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,436 WE CAN HAVE--WE CAN ACTUALLY START OUR LIVES TOGETHER. 1408 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:44,890 START OUR LIVES TOGETHER. 1409 00:40:44,890 --> 00:40:47,824 GETTING PREGNANT HAS CHANGED 1410 00:40:47,824 --> 00:40:49,757 MY VIEW OF LIFE. 1411 00:40:49,757 --> 00:40:52,622 I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT 1412 00:40:52,622 --> 00:40:53,865 SOMEBODY ELSE BEFORE YOU THINK 1413 00:40:53,865 --> 00:40:55,867 SOMEBODY ELSE BEFORE YOU THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.