Young Sheldon - First Season English Subtitles

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I've always loved trains.

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In fact, if my career

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in theoretical physics hadn't
worked out, my backup plan

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was to become
a professional ticket taker.

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Or hobo.

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And when I figured out
that trains allowed me

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to prove Newton's first law...

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an object in motion stays
in motion

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with the same speed
and in the same direction

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Look at him. Breaks my heart.

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Poor little guy,
all alone.

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I don't see why

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- his brother can't sit with him.
- Come on, Mary.

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When you were in high school,
would you have lunch

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- with a nine-year-old?
- Yes, I would've.

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Well, there's something
wrong with you.

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I'm gonna keep him company.

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Hey, hey, hey, Mary. Mary.

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My father took pride in saying

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that he ran our house
like a tight ship.

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The ship got a lot looser when

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my meemaw came over to babysit.

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I bet a nickel.

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Hang on there a minute,
moon pie.

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I want to teach
you somethin'.

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Look at your cards,

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and then look
in the mirror.

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Let's go. Let's go.

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We're gonna be late!

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Fun fact... the first time

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I almost died was
at the age of nine.

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The murder weapon?

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A Jimmy Dean sausage.

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Mom, Sheldon's
making faces at me.

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Sheldon!

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In fairness to Mr. Dean...

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They've got
to stop them in this series.

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- Geez!
- Come on! - Damn it!

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In Texas, the Holy Trinity

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is God, football and barbeque,

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not necessarily in that order.

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I don't care if you win,
just cover the damn spread.

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Mom, are you
betting again?

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No.

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...fans on their feet,

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I have a special treat
for y'all today.

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My dear friend and former
college roommate is here

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from the Johnson Space Center

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in Houston to talk to us
about our space program.

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And yeah, I know
what you're thinking.

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These guys were roomies.

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How does one go on

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to be a...
a fancy scientist at NASA,

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and the other's teaching

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The average American consumes

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55 pounds of beef per year.

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And then there's Texas,

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where we can knock that off
in a couple of months.

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Maybe faster, if we're talking
about smoked brisket...

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...curiously,
the one cut of beef

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that Texans and Jews
agree upon.

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This is
really good, Meemaw.

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Really good?

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I thought you didn't like
taking the Lord's name in vain?

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Oh, shut up.

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It's been a while, huh?

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Don't blame me.

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You're the one
who had a heart attack.

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Mm, the doctor did say
I needed to get more exercise.

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I think he meant
walks around the block.

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No, he winked at me,

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and did this little rotation
with his hips, like...

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The Enterprise is preparing

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to leave Beta III
in star system C-111.

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Sociologist Lindstrom
is remaining behind

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with a party of experts
who will help restore

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the planet's culture
to a human form.

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The Late Landru, Captain.

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A marvelous feat of engineering.

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A computer capable
of directing the lives

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of millions of human beings.

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First off, I want to
thank you both for coming.

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Yeah, yeah, what'd he do?

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Uh, he didn't do anything.

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Gosh, Tom,
I want to believe you.

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Okay, the problem is,
the curriculum here

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is not challenging enough
for Sheldon.

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Now, he gets bored

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and maybe doesn't
express himself

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in the most productive way.

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You walk down a hallway
and come to a wooden chest.

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Lord Gray Matter,
what do you do?

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I poke it with my dagger
to see if there are any traps.

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There are no traps.

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Fire Beak,
what do you do?

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- Billy?
- What?

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You are Fire Beak.

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Okay.

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So what do you do?

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Power has
always been a deadly narcotic,

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and in 1989,

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RadioShack's Tandy 1000 SL

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was my drug of choice.

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With an Intel 8086

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running at eight megahertz

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and a five-and-a-quarter-inch
floppy drive,

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there was nothing

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I couldn't do.

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A simile directly compares
two things,

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using the words "like" and "as."

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"I slept
like a log."

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"I'm hungry as a horse."

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"Your love is like
bad medicine."

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Exactly.

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That's Bon Jovi.

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Okay.

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His hair is awesome.

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Well, I am happy to report
that my potato salad

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is once again the
hit of the potluck.

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- That's great, honey.
- I feel bad

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for Pam Staples.

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No one's touching
her potato salad.

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If you feel bad,
then why are you smiling?

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'Cause sometimes your
mommy's a big ol' hypocrite.

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Howdy, Coopers!
How we doing today?

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What are you doing?

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I heard you could
punch a hole in these

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and make them double-sided.

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Then it would have more storage?

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Yes, but I didn't pay
for a double-sided floppy disk.

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So?

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So it's an ethical dilemma.

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We have to take a shower
in the locker room next period,

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and that's what
you're worried about?

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On any given day,

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our school gymnasium

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presented
a cocktail of horrors.

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From daily humiliation...

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...to school-sanctioned
violence...

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Oh!

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But one day a year,
the gymnasium was transformed

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into a haven of learning

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thanks to a remarkable
institution

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In any ecosystem,

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you'll find a delicate balance
between predator and prey.

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Some well-known predators

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include Panthera leo,

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Ursus arctos,

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and star of the
1987 film Predator,

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Predator.

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Now, examples of prey

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include Oryctolagus cuniculus,

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Hey, what you reading?

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A magazine.

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Oh. Making a collage for school?

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No, just reading it.

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Look at that.

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Maybe Sheldon isn't
the only bookworm around here.

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Which magazine?

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- Cosmopolitan.
- What?

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It's a magazine
for today's woman.

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Now we're looking
for two binomials

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that multiply
to get the given trinomial.

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Whenever I wasn't being

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challenged intellectually,

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my brain was more than happy
to step up and accommodate.

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It was like having the perfect
playmate in my skull.

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Sir, the COBE satellite is going
into an uncontrolled spin.

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So fix it!

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We can't. Our computer programs

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It was a beautiful morning

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in East Texas.

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The kind of morning
that made you want to get up,

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get dressed and test
that acceleration

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due to gravity does not depend
on an object's motion.

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I love Saturdays.

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The Earth causes the
same gravitational acceleration

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of everything,

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even a doll
and a flying Ping-Pong ball.

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Previously, on Young Sheldon...

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I've been corresponding
with Dr. John Sturgis

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at East Texas Tech.

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He said I could audit
his course.

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Connie, I would like
to see you again.

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Perhaps we could have
dinner sometime.

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Yes, we would love that.

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We would?

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If they get married,
we immediately double

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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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You know that Mr. Rosenbloom
with the furniture store

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over by the steak house?

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He's asked me to dinner.

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Is he your boyfriend?

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Well, he's one of them,
so let's not bring that up.

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All right, so what can I do
for you?

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What's it like
to be Jewish?

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Oh, it's terrible.
I don't recommend it.