World's Greatest Dad English Subtitles

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My name is Lance Clayton.

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My biggest fear in life is that
I'm going to end up all alone.

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I'm a writer.

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I'm a writer, but so far
nothing I've written

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Has ever been published.

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Ernest Hemingway once said

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All he wanted to do was
write one true sentence.

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He also tried to scratch an
itch on the back of his head

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With a shotgun.