Workin' Moms - Second Season English Subtitles

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("Milkshake" by Kelis plays)

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♪ My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard ♪

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♪ And they're like,
it's better than yours ♪

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♪ Damn right
it's better than yours ♪

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♪ I can teach you,
but I have to charge ♪

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♪ My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard ♪

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- I think I'm gonna miss
one night stands the most.

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- Really?

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Kate: What's the trick
 to makin' all this work?

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It all seems a little
impossible? (Laughs)

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- Most of the women who become
mothers,

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don't raise their hands
 as much.

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- (Clears throat)
- Not this girl. Hi.

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Hard to break it up.

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- They're gonna fire you, Kate.
- All right, cool.

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- Ah, fuck that feels good!

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Frankie: Previously on
 "Workin' Moms":

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- Frankie, I know you've been
sleeping with patients.

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If you take the job, you're
gonna have to cut it out.

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- Mhmm.

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- You had a secret vasectomy.
You know how fucked up that is?

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- You even wanna be here?
Do you wanna be with us?

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- I don't know.
- Okay, Zoe and I

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are not gonna be a part of
 your experiment no more.

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Annie: Previously,
 on "Workin' Moms:"

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- You want this, right?
- Yes.

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Kate: I went to a job
 interview.

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- Oh, I'm sorry,
are you married?

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- No, I don't believe
in marriage. Well, I do,

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um, well, I'm engaged,
'cause that's sexy.

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- Are you quitting Gaze?
- I was hoping to work at both.

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- Okay, wow.
This feels like deja vu.

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Anne: Previously,
on "Workin' Moms":

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- It would be great
if you could join us

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at the pitch today.
- I'd love to,

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but I have to pick my kid up.

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- Everyone, this is Kate.

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She's our new Creative
Consultant.

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- So, how long you been
a writer?

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- Like, 5 minutes. (Laughs)

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- Brad, what are you

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Previously, on "Workin' Moms":

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- Whoa, Kate, be caref--

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- Here's what you're gonna do.

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Have people upload their pics
of their homemade manicures,

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online, with the hashtag...

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NailedIt. NailedIt.

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Alice: Is he my real daddy?
- Oh my god, honey, no.

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- I come here every week
to take in the sights,

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but I haven't seen you here.

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Anne: Previously,
 on "Workin' Moms:"

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- Oh shit!

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- I got some news too,
found a place today.

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- Would you... pick up
my dry cleaning?

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- Of course.
- Where are you going?

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- Taking my daughter
for a fro-yo.

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- Can I come?
- Sure...

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Ian: I don't even
 recognize you.

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- Previously on "Workin' Moms":

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Anne: If you keep this up,
I may never let you go back

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to school again.
- But how would I learn?

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- I don't know! Sounds
pretty risky, doesn't it?

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- It hurts when I pee.

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- Well, it sounds like you got
an STD.

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So it's either your new girl,
 or it's Jenny.

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Ian: What?
You're in a new relationship?

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Previously on "Workin' Moms"...

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Purdeep: May I present to you,
the face behind that campaign.

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- That was you?
- Kate, we need to let you go.

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- Who is this creature?

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- It's just a girl
I've been seein'.

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- I am finding this
very disrespectful.

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- I just don't think we
should hang out anymore.

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- Take it easy, I guess.

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- Think that's the thing that

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Nathan: Previously
 on "Workin' Moms"...

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- I'm a huge fan of yours,
Dr. Carlson.

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I'm Carly.

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- Hi Carly, it's nice
to meet you.

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- All right, so let's get this
script into fighting shape,

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and we will be off
to the races.

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- Cool.

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- I'm so sorry, my son
is in intensive care.

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Nathan: Previously
 on "Workin' Moms"...

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- This is it?

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- What about all the stuff
you said about

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gettin' outta the house?

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- Well, I did-I did you outta
your house.

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- Oh, hello, Dr. Carlson.

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- You stay away from me,
and stay away from my family.

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- You're leaving.

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(Doorbell rings)
- Hi, Frank!

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Nathan: Previously on
 "Workin' Moms"...

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- Yeah, this is gonna
be a lot easier

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if I just let you listen
to the recording.

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Brad: From now on,
 I want you think about

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how hard other women cum.

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- What's goin' on in my pit?

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Find some treasure
 or something?

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- You have a small lump
in your armpit.

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Nathan: Previously
on "Workin' Moms"...

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- Pregnancy test?
- They're ovulation tests.

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- I think that it would
be best if I just walk away,

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right now, before things
get complicated.

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- Sonia I...
(Door slams shut)

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- Lionel, will you marry me?

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- Anne, when you marry me,

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I want it to be because I'm the
most beautiful boy in the room,

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