Why Are You Like This? - First Season English Subtitles

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[woman] If you'd actually listen to me,
Peter, what I'm saying

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is that you're OK
with imposing white normative regulations

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in order to erase my culture.

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Wearing shoes in the office
is standard OH&S policy, Mia.

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[low voice] Racist.

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You're taking five 15-minute breaks a day
on top of your lunch break.

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Those are for prayer. I'm Muslim.

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OK, yes, but Fatima told me that
only two of those fall within work hours.

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It's very sad to hear that Fatima's

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[Gavin] OK, let me introduce you
to the Seven Sails to Sales.

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Now the first sail,
that's all about confidence.

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When we're approaching Mr. Customer,

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it's important that he feels
like he's in safe hands.

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How do we make Mr. Customer feel
like he's in safe hands?

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Well, that's actually very easy...

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[Penny] OK, Gavin, let's stop saying
'Mr. Customer' yeah?

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How will women become inspired to be CEOs
of midsized building services companies

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[male voice] So last night
I'm doing five at an open mic.

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This guy heckles me,
and I absolutely destroy him.

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I can't even remember what I said

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'cause I was so in it, but…

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yeah, no better feeling.

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Mm, fuck. That's good.

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You know they make this in Geelong?
It's crazy.

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- So crazy.
- Yeah.

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Do you live nearby?

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[groaning and yawning]

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[phone beeps]

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[soft music]

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[hip hop music]

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[ambient music]

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[electronic dance music]

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[phone beeps]
What?

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Good morning! How are you feeling?

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Good morning!
I'm feeling pretty good.

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[suspenseful music plays]

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- [alarm beeps]
- And we're good.

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Ramadan Mubarak, bitch.

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Mia!

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I don't want it.

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Ooh.

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What?

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I just saw a really ugly baby.

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It's like the forehead came first,

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and the rest of the face

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[upbeat percussive music playing]

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I just threw up.

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- What? Where?
- In the street.

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Are you OK?

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I mean, yeah, I feel better now.

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- Maybe it was something you ate.
- But I haven't eaten anything.

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The only thing in my tummy was cum
and a multivitamin.

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Oh, maybe that's why I threw up.

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Are you sure you want to go to this talk?

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