What We Do in the Shadows - Fifth Season English Subtitles

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{\an8}Something is wrong
with Gizmo lately.

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{\an8}He's morose, distracted.

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{\an8}Like a man with a secret.

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I mean, he's still
a perfectly adequate familiar.

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But there's just something
not right about him.

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What it is, I don't know,

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but I intend to find out.

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So we're all here.
That's good.

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- If I can have your undivided attention
- What?

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All I was saying was,

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for once, I agree with Gizmo.

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You do overuse
the vampiric hypnosis.

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- What? And you don't?
- I don't need to.

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I can rely on my wit and wisdom,
not cheap tricks and gambits.

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Electrical audio recording.

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Testing. One, two and...

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My point being,
I can wander about these humans

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without having
to resort to hypnosis.

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{\an8}Our neighbor Sean
has begun a bid

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{\an8}to ruthlessly unseat
Staten Island's rulers

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so that the crown
of absolute power

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may rest solely upon his head.

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Com... Comptroller.

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What the fuck is that?

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{\an8}The comptroller
controls the budget

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{\an8}for all of Staten Island.

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I'm really proud
of my campaign platform:

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Colin Robinson for Staten
Island Comptroller headquarters.

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Sean had to bow out of the race.

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Apparently, in Staten Island,

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there's a rule that a candidate
can't have more than nine DUIs.

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Most Staten Island office holders
only have two or three.

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Oh, hi, Barbara.

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He needed someone

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to take his place, and my record

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is absolutely, completely clean.

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Good evening, New Yorkers,

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and welcome to Channel
8 News, Live at 7.

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- I'm Ted Spinelli.
- And I'm Lisa Lipton.

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A big day in news across the city,

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but we begin in Staten Island,

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where a water main break in the
West New Brighton neighborhood

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left the streets
looking more like rivers.

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Joanna Roscoe is live
from Staten Island now.

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That's right, Lisa.

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Extraordinary.

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You will want to get this on camera. Ha!

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Quickly. Gizmo!

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Gizmo? Gizmo, get up.

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- Yeah? Yeah?
- Where's Nandor?

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Um, I think he's, uh, indisposed

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at the moment, um, in his bedroom.

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Ha, shaking hands with Rosie
Palmer and her five milkmaids.

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- What?
- What? Follow me.

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As you know,
Gizmo is in a perpetual twilight...

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... between being a human and a vampire.

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"Not a human, not yet a vampire,"

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to paraphrase one of your contemporary

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musical troubadours.

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Now, I've turned my
attention to isolating

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the genetic marker which is
slowing his transformation.

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It's a very complex scientific procedure

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where I mix his DNA

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Darling, are you okay?

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Yes, yes, very good. Thank you.

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Something is wrong with Laszlo.

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It has been like this a few weeks now.

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He just sits in the library,
staring off into space.

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I have never seen him like this before.

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Ah, Laszlo, I've just
been reading this book

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about the Battle Of Quiberon Bay.

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Could you explain to me
the difference between

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Says here that sour cream
is on sale over at Shop Mart.

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Shut up, Colin Robinson.

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Knock, knock.

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Guillermo, there's someone at the door.

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No, that was me

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just saying, "Knock, knock."

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Guillermo, never mind. It was nobody.

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Mm. Oh, I just came
by to remind everyone

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that tonight is my
big art gallery opening

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Hey, dude, I don't remember
the password. Let me in.

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I think someone's following me.

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Who?

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Get in here. It's the doc crew.

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You, too. Come on.

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When I ran away from Nandor,

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I didn't really know where to go.

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Guillermo!

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So I just
flew for hours and hours.

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