Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series - Second Season English Subtitles

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Order! You will not use that language
in this court.

2
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What's wrong with you, son?

3
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I'll tell you what's wrong with me.
The fucking government.

4
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If they hadn't fucked up
and ran out of weed,

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I wouldn't have had to grow my own
to help people out.

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If the fucking government
ran out of bread, what?

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I wouldn't be allowed to bake
my own fucking bread?

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I'd just have to starve to death?
This is fucked. You're fucked.

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Dad, wake up.

2
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- Get away. Fuck off.
- Come on. The cake's ready.

3
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I need you to go pick it up.
And what time is the clown gonna be here?

4
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- Dad!
- Whoa, what the fuck's going on here?

5
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What... Where am I?

6
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Why was I just drempting
about a fucking clown trying to bang me?

7
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Jesus Christ, Dad. That was me.

8
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You were supposed to pick up the cake
and clown for Mo's birthday.

9
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What are you talking about?

1
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Went to the doctor the other day.

2
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Was having some chest pains and sweating

3
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like a camel whore in sand land.

4
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Doc told me I'm okay,
but I've got the high blood pressures

5
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and high "clestrall,"
whatever the fuck that is.

6
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Now I gotta eat this kinda shit.
Got some cabbage here,

7
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some beans, some broccoli,
one of these "egg let" things,

8
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and I got the Brussels sprouts.

9
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Here you go.
Another side of chicken gravy, sir.

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- Whoa. Awesome, buddy!
- Right on, Bubs!

2
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Fucking decent, right, boys?

3
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Oh, baby, having this little gold mine
as the signature drink,

4
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I think I can make enough
to fund a whole chain of Fuzz Aldrin's.

5
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A whole chain of Fuzz What-drin's?

6
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Fuzz Aldrin's, Ricky,
the space-themed cat cafes

7
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I've wanted to open for I don't know
how many fucking years now.

8
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You guys literally don't listen
to a fucking word I say, do you?

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1
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Let's see you leak on me now,
you caulk-sucker.

2
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Get it? I'm caulking the window,
and I just called it a caulk-sucker.

3
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You know, not the C-O-C-K sucker,

4
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the C-A-U-L-K sucker.

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My fuck, I love caulk...

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ing.

7
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Oh, my fuck.
Why are you low-riding, Limp Bizkit?

8
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Come here, boy. Please tell me
you got something in your back paws.

9
00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,083
Please tell me you got a burdock

1
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Holy shit. This weed Reggie gave me
smells amazing. Smell that.

2
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Check this cocksucker out, boys.

3
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Don air-Pogo-poutine night
is officially underway.

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- Fucking wicked, man!
- Yeah!

5
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Look at those cock-shaped sluts.

6
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Fucking right, baby.

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Extra sauce, too, boys.

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Gimme one of those fucking things.

9
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Oh, yeah.

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Slow-fried bologna.

2
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Munster cheese.

3
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Lightly toasted.

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Fuck! C'mere, you lil' bastard!

5
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The flying fuck?

6
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What are you doing? Those are my kitties.

7
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Are they?
I don't see any collars or ID tags.

8
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You got paperwork?

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I don't have paperwork.
They're free-range kitties.

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See you in a couple months,
I'm sure, Ricky.

2
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Fuck your own cock there, Jerry.

3
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- You got any more of that Moroccan left?
- Yeah, got a little piece here. Ten bucks.

4
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Fucking blow me!

5
00:00:22,791 --> 00:00:24,041
Jesus Christ, seriously?

6
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I'm gonna need you
to fuck off there, okay?

7
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I said,
I need you to fuck off, please!

8
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Hey, watch it!

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Hey, Ricky!

1
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Right on, brother.
Good to see you again.

2
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You too, Ricky.

3
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My fuck, look at those sloppy, beautiful,
chili-covered whores.

4
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I know the kitchens at these fairs
are disgusting.

5
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They only change the oil in the fryers
once a year, but don't give a fuck.

6
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That's
what makes everything scrump-dilly.

7
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I just hope the food and the fair
will cheer Julian up.

8
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He's had the sad dies lately.

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1
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Uh, check it out, fellas.

2
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Been a long time since I fired up
one of these cocksuckers.

3
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Oh, you guys are gonna love this one.

4
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Just hold on, now. Give it a second.

5
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Check it out! Milk bubbles!

6
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Oh, my fuck,
those are scrump-dilly for a kitty!

7
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Hey. I'm not a math-a-magician like you.
Can you tell me what that number is?

8
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Is it 500 or is it 5,000?

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No, Ricky, that's 500,000.

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