Top Gear - Fourteenth Season English Subtitles

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Tonight... James gets lost
in a Lamborghini.

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Richard drives over a bridge
in a Ferrari.

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And I wear a small hat
in an Aston Martin.

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Hello! Thank you!

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Thank you very much, thank you.

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We're back! We're back.

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And while we were off air, the three
of us had a bit of an argument

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about what would be the best car
to take on a Grand Tour of Europe.

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I reckon... and I'm right...

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Tonight, James drives a milk float.

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- Richard says "look out" backwards.
- Tuo kool!

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Ah!

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And I cut my finger on some aluminium.

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Thank you! Hello!

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Hello. Good evening.
Thank you very much.

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Thank you so much.

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Now

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if you buy a G-Wiz,

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Tonight, James wears a stripy jumper.

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Richard drives a stripy Lamborghini.

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And we name the greatest carmaker
in the world.

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Thank you, everybody. Thank you.

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Thank you so much, everybody. Wow!

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Noisy!

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Now, as we know... as we know,
you can never get rid of a baddie,

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no matter how much you kill them.

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Remember Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction?

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Tonight we drive down a sewer,

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we power slide across a field

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and we do some other things as well.

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I can't see where I'm going.

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Thank you, everybody. Hello!

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Hello. Welcome.

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Hello. Thank you, thank you.

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Now

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what do you suppose
is the slowest means of transport

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in this day and age?

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Tonight, I get scared half to death
on our track.

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We host our own art exhibition

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and the world champion
is in our reasonably priced car.

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Thank you, everybody!

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Thank you. Hello! Hello and welcome.

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Welcome, everybody.

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Now, a few years ago, we got
very excited by this, the Noble M400.

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But then the man behind the company
that made it upped sticks and left

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and then they stopped making it

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Hello, everybody. Hello. Thank you.

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Hello!

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Hello and welcome to a Top Gear special,

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which tonight comes to you
from South America.

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Yeah. The brief was simple.
Each of us would be given a pittance.

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And we were told we could buy
any car we liked

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from a second-hand car website
in Bolivia.

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Yeah. And the only bit of advice we got,
rather worryingly,

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was that it would be best

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Tonight...
The stupidest car in the world...

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A Vauxhall you might actually like,

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and who's won what
in the Top Gear awards ceremony?

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Hello, everybody! Hello, hello.
Welcome, and a happy New Year!

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Happy New Year to everybody.

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Now...

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Now, like many of you here,
I suffer from insomnia.

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I've tried everything over the years.

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I've tried eating lettuce, counting sheep,
I even resorted last night