Top Gear - Fifteenth Season English Subtitles

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Tonight in new, serious Top Gear...

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We're on fire.

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...James catches fire,

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Richard knocks something over

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and I crash a Reliant Robin
into a lamppost.

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Thank you, thank you! Hello!

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Hello, we're back! We're back!

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We're back and we are

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more sensible than ever.

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Well, we're starting sensibly anyway,

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Tonight, James gets wet.

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An actual spin doctor on our track.

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And The Stig laps a Reliant Robin.

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Hello.

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Hello. Good evening. Hello.

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Now...

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Now, as we know, as we know,
track days these days are very popular.

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The idea is that you drive
your own car to a race circuit,

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wearing some horrible branded shirt

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Tonight, Richard drives a muscle car,

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I wear some unusual trousers

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and there's a wizard

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in our reasonably priced car.

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Hello! Hello, thank you so much.
Thank you, everybody.

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Thank you.

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Now, in the past,
if you were a successful businessman

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and you wanted
a large four-door saloon car,

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you had a choice
of Mercedes-Benz, BMW or Audi.

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Tonight, I wear a hat...

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Richard wears a hat,

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and James wears a hat.

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Hello, everybody. Hello and welcome.

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Welcome. Thank you so much. Now...

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Now, we start tonight with a letter.

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It's from a chap called
Alan Massive Liar and it says,

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"Dear Jez, Dick and Jim,

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"I want a convertible supercar,

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"but I only have £113,500 to spend.

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Tonight, Cameron Diaz
in our reasonably priced car.

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I repeat, Cameron Diaz
in our reasonably priced car.

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Sorry, Stig, totally it up!

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And she's brought Tom Cruise along!

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Hello and welcome!

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That is later. That is later.

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But now

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we start once again with a letter.

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It's from some Swedish youths
and it says, "Dear Top Gear,

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Tonight, Richard wears a towel.

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James and I eat some crisps.

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And the Fly
is in our reasonably priced car.

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Hello! Hello! Thank you.

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Thank you so much.
Thank you very much.

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Now...

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Now, there's a new Ferrari
that has come out

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and the obvious person to test it
is, of course, James May,

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because he actually owns a Ferrari.