Toast of London - Second Season English Subtitles

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Mind the gap.

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Mind the gap.

3
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Hello uh, Steven?
Er, could you do a quicker one?

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Mind the gap.

5
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Er, hello again.
How about doing a funky one?

6
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What's that even mean?
Who the fuck are you anyway?

7
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Sorry, Steven, let me introduce
Mayor of London, Boris Johnson.

8
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Of course.

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Right, Steven, um, may we try a couple
of the traditional

1
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Steven, ready to go?

2
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Oh, have I introduced you
to our client, Nick Swivney?

3
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Yeah, whatever. Can we just get on
with this, please?

4
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Uh, Steven. This is Clem Fandango.

5
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Yeah. I know who you are.

6
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- Can you hear me?
- Yeah, I can hear you, Clem Fandango.
Ripped By mstoll

7
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- What do you want?
- Just letting you know we're ready to go.

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He just said that!

9
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You two are unbelievable!

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Evening, Steven. Lot to get through, yeah?

2
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How much? What the hell is this?

3
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Satnav for the elderly. It's a new
option they're offering.

4
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Satnav? Is that the client's name?
That sounds Indian.

5
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So I'm guessing that's you?

6
00:00:16,430 --> 00:00:17,419
Not quite, Steven.

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Satnav is the brand name of a voiced
automated travel service.

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- You what?
- Audio travel information.

9
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Yeah, well, as you can see, Steven,
there's a lot to get through.

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But you promised me, Jane.
You said I would definitely get the role.

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You said I was an absolute shoo-in!

3
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I know, Toast, that's what they said to me too.

4
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And then Bruce Willis expresses
an interest and it's a whole new ball game.

5
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Well, this is very embarrassing for me.
Having to go around looking like a tit!

6
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I mean, can't you sue them or something?

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Unfortunately not, because
there was nothing in writing,

8
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but I'm gonna make one
very angry phone call!

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I mean, I won't be able

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Mumble, mumble...

2
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It's really good, Steven.

3
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Right. Okay, the bit where
it says, "mumble, mumble",

4
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am I meant to mumble something
in an incoherent manner?

5
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Or, am I meant to actually say
"mumble, mumble"?

6
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Well, what did you do there at your last take?

7
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I said the words "mumble, mumble",
but I mumbled them.

8
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Hi, Steven, this is Clem Fandango.
Can you hear me?

9
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Yes, I can hear you, Clem Fandango.

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- Fa! Fa! Fa!
- Yeah.

2
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- How much did that cost?
- 300.

3
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- Nice.
- Is that yours?

4
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Yep, got it on eBay, 75.

5
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- Gigantic.
- Looking at your knives?

6
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- Hey, Colin.
- All right, Colin.

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I've got a nice one.

8
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Wow, it's a Gurkha.

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It's a vintage. Look at the notches on that?