Toast of London - First Season English Subtitles

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Yes. How lovely, darling!

2
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Yes.

3
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Jane, I...
Y-Yeah.

4
00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:35,749
Yes, it's spelt plough,
but pronounced "pluff".

5
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As in Brian Clough? The sportsman?

6
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OK! Tremendous fun!
Good Lord!

7
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Ahahaha...! Absolutely!

8
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I have to be on stage at 7.30pm.

9
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Aha-ha-ha-ha! Yes...!

10

1
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I thought you said you were a beekeeper.

2
00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:09,658
No, a beak keeper. I keep beaks.

3
00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:11,895
Hm. Well, it's an impressive collection.

4
00:00:11,940 --> 00:00:14,659
Look, I didn't ask you back to my flat
to look at my beaks.

5
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Of course you didn't.

6
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Aah!

7
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You don't mind if I keep
my sports vest on, do you?

8
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Fine.

9
00:00:26,140 --> 00:00:28,779
- What's that thing on your leg?
- Oh, nothing.

10

1
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Ah, your play has got
a mention in the paper.

2
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There's a photo of you as well
and some protesters outside the theatre.

3
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- It's not a review, is it?
- It says...

4
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"stereotypical, offensive caricatures
predominate in this

5
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"cack-handed, abysmal travesty.

6
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"One has to try very hard indeed to recall
a worse play on the London stage."

7
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Actually, Ed, please don't continue.
I don't think my guts could confront it.

8
00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:53,370
I've had much worse reviews than this.
At least you're through the opening night.

9

1
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- Are we rolling?
- Yeah, in your own time.

2
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Is that it, just that one word?

3
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- Yeah.
- OK.

4
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Yes.
Ripped By mstoll

5
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Uh, hey, Steven that was really good.

6
00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:22,959
Um... feeling is here that you could be
a bit more positive.

7
00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:24,363
More positive?

8
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Yeah, you know, really go for it.

9
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- You want me to go for it?
- Yeah.

1
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Up periscope.

2
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Down periscope.

3
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Hi, Steven. This is Clem Fandango.

4
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- What, the work experience boy?
- Yeah, can you hear me, Steven?

5
00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:19,053
Yeah, I can hear you, Clem Fandango.
Where's that other prick?

6
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Danny? He's DJing
at a music festival this weekend.

7
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Yeah, just to be clear,

8
00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:27,129
so these'll be heard
on every submarine in the Royal Navy?

9
00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:29,296
Yeah, they're just automating
and digitising everything, you know.

1
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The new TS4 -
it's the car that literally goes...

2
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"Vuh-roo-mmm-uh!"

3
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That was great. Oh, actually, Steven,
before you shoot off,

4
00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,597
there's a little thing that's just
come in. Do you mind?

5
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What is it?

6
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Hi, Steven, this is Clem Fandango.
Can you hear me?

7
00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,636
Yes, I can hear you, Clem Fandango.

8
00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:22,274
We'd like you to do this charity thing
for the radio. Won't take a second.

9
00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,151
The script's in front of you, sir.

1
00:00:02,220 --> 00:00:05,132
It is tremendous news.
They want to see me for James Bond?

2
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Yes. What a break,
after how many years in the industry?

3
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- 10, 15?
- 28.

4
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Ha! I knew Craig would choke it.
Too many stunts.

5
00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:16,418
And he's always looked like the villain.

6
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Do you think they'll expect me to talk?

7
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You won't do that, will you?

8
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I'm here for Bond.

9
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Steven Toast.