Time Bandits English Subtitles

{2193}{2243}[ TV Announcer ]|Yes, folks, Moderna Designs...
{2245}{2295}present the latest|in kitchen luxury.
{2297}{2371}The Moderna Wonder Major All-Automatic|Convenience Center-ette...
{2372}{2476}gives you all the time in the world|to do the things you really want to do.
{2477}{2524}An infrared|freezer/oven complex...
{2526}{2575}that can make you a meal|from packet to plate...
{2577}{2632}in 15 and a half seconds.
{2633}{2752}The Morrisons have got one that|can do that in eight seconds.
{2753}{2856}Block of ice to beef bourguignon|in eight seconds.
{2857}{2919}Lucky things.
{2921}{3004}Dad, did you know that|the ancient Greek warriors...
{3006}{3079}had to learn 44 different|ways of unarmed combat ?
{3080}{3163}Well, at least we've got|a two-speed hedge cutter.
{3205}{3312}They were trying to kill people 26|different ways with their bare hands.
{3313}{3392}- [ Watch Beeping ]|- Bedtime for you, Kevin. It's 9:00.
{3394}{3446}And this King Agamemnon,|he once fought--
{3448}{3499}Go on, dear.|Your father said.
{3501}{3574}- Oh, all right.|- The man you all love, Kenny Lange.
{3576}{3622}Well, that's today's top prize.
{3624}{3692}Let's meet today's star guest|on Your Money Or Your Life.
{3693}{3779}Bring them on, girls.|Oh, don't they look gorgeous ?
{3780}{3862}Oh, they get lovelier|every day.
{3940}{4004}[ Father ]|Turn that light off !
{4006}{4052}It is off.
{4324}{4387}[ Door Rattling ]
{4550}{4615}[ Horse Neighing ]
{4680}{4727}[ Neighing Continues ]
{6042}{6099}[ Door Opens ]
{6100}{6180}What the hell|is going on up here ?
{6181}{6279}I told you to put that light out|and get to bed.
{6280}{6355}- But--|- And no more noise !
{6617}{6692}It came off just like that.|The whole thermostat.
{6694}{6767}That's the toaster, the spreader|and the slicer all gone.
{6768}{6829}- She's in a terrible state.|- Should've bought German.
{6831}{6922}- Mom ?|- It would've matched her rotissomat.
{6924}{7016}- Mom, Dad, can I--|- You're going to bed|in good time tonight.
{7018}{7119}- I was thinking of going to bed now.|- Now ? Certainly not.
{7120}{7207}-You must wait for your food to go down.|-I haven't eaten any food.
{7208}{7258}Well, you must eat|your food.
{7260}{7311}And then wait for it|to go down.