The West Wing - First Season English Subtitles

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Two Absolut martinis up;
Another Dewars rocks.

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- I don't think we're gonna run the 
table, if that's what you're asking. 
- It's not.

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Deep background, I'm not gonna
come close to using your name.

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And you're not gonna
 come close to getting a quote either.

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- Why are we sitting here?
- You sat down.

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- Is Josh on his way out?
- No.
- Is he?
- No.

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- Who do I call?
- No one.
- Just tell me who to call.

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 Previously on 
the west wing:

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You know what?
I really like you.

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If you'd give me your number,
I'd like to call you.

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Stay right here
and save yourself a call

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president's pissed as hell
with you Josh and so am I.

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I know.

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It's my job to tell
the president the best thing
he can do

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from a p.R. Standpoint
is to show you the door.

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About a week ago, I accidentally
slept with a prostitute.

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Really?

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Call girl.

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Accidentally.
yes.

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I don't understand.
Did you trip over something?

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You're going to try
and reform her.
No.

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The president likes you and
he'd like to keep you on

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if you don't have
any objections.

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A quote from hoynes disappears
by the next news cycle,

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a fist fight between Leo and
the vice president's got juice.

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Leo, I have had it up to here
with you and your pal.

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Don't do what you're doing,
John.

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It's a picture I found.

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Picture of you and me

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and someone's drawn
all over my face
with a magic marker.

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That was me.

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 Previously on the west wing:

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There are two things
in the world

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you never want to let people see

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how you make them:
Laws and sausages.

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I'm voting no, Leo.

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It's all we could get right now
and you know it.

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You didn't work
hard enough.

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You have to let me
protect you

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and you have to let me

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 Previously on the west wing:

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Eagle's by.

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This is the most important
thing I'll ever do.

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Not more important
than your marriage.

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Yes, it's more important
than my marriage.

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Please believe me,
I'm a nice guy,
having a bad day

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and it turns out
i accidentally slept
with a prostitute.

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Would you please tell me
which one of those kids

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  previously on the west wing:

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        You want to work

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                For the leader

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            Of the free world?

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Josh!

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Well, it took you
Long enough.

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                Ow!

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           I'm going

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          To give you
    A ten-minute head start.

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 Previously on the west wing:

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C.j.
yes, sir.

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I've got
my own press secretary.

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When she tells
you something

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consider it a directive
from this office.

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I'm not 100% sure
where this office

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gets the authority
to direct me to the men's room.

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Bring
Sam seaborn.

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 Previously on the west wing:

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I can't do this anymore.

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This is the most important
thing I'll ever do, Jenny.

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It's not more important
than your marriage.

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It is more important than
my marriage right now.

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Say, what are you
wearing tonight?

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What am I wearing
tonight?

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Your paper wants to know
what I'm wearing?

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 Previously on the west wing:

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What are you holding?

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Josh said you
liked goldfish.

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( Laughing )

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The crackers, Danny, the...

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The cheese things
that you have at a party?

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So you got a date tonight?

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He calls me,
he tells me what to wear,

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and the rest of it's
a big surprise.

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 Previously on the west wing:

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Lillienfield knows that Leo's
a recovering alcoholic.

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Everyone knows that Leo's
a recovering alcoholic.

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Yeah, but they don't know
that there were pills.

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He was in rehab
six years ago.

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It's a pleasure to meet you,
ma'am.

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I'm Charlie young.
Hi.

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This is a girl, Charlie.

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What's going on?

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Claypool's got a copy of
your records from rehab.

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We're here for
whatever you need.

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I didn't ask you out.

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She asked me out
about 49 times

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and I'm saying yes
to one of them.

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Do you by any chance
like opera?

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You're asking me
out on a date.

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 Previously, on the west wing:

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Josh:
where the hell'd
you get that?

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It says Leo mcgarry
spent 28 days

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in an alcohol
and substance abuse facil...

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This is a piece of paper
obtained illegally.

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Records kept
by these facilites

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are confidential,
Josh.

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He's got him.

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Man:
 assuming arguendo,
 that the district court erred

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in allowing the jury to consider
non-statutory factors

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that were vague, overbroad
or duplicative

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in violation
of the eighth amendment

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such error was harmless
beyond a reasonable doubt.

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The application
for a stay of execution

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of the sentence of death
presented to the chief justice

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and referred by him
to the court is denied.

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Judge mendoza,
I'm naming you as my nominee

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to be the next associate justice

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of the United States
supreme court.

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My name is Sam seaborn

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and I'm the deputy
communications director.

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Josh lyman,
deputy chief of staff.

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I'm Josiah bartlet.
I'm Charles young.

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But you prefer
Charlie, right?

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 Previously on the west wing:

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Hey.
so, Charlie

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you ever get
a night off?

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No, actually.

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No, I meant 'cause it'd be cool
to go out or something.

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She asked you out?

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Yes, sir.

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I should have locked her

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in the dungeon.

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Excuse me,
have you seen the first lady?

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C.j.!

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You know how many

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how many?
Other people
i could have married?

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I've been trying to
listen to your lessons

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on how to be a
better boyfriend.

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No, this is
one of the times
when it's okay.

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It's hard to tell
the difference

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 Previously on the west wing:

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I brought you flowers.

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I'm going to up your protection.

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Dad!
starting tomorrow.

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I'm starting college
in a month.

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Mr. president, this is
special agent Gina toscano.

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How do you do.
How do you do,
Mr. president.

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Hey, Zoey,
do me a favor.

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 Previously on the west wing:

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You guys look like you
could use a client.

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What do you say?
You want to work for

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the leader of
the free world?

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We've been doing this
for a year and all we've
gotten is a year older.

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Our job approval is 48%,
and I think that number's soft

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and I'm tired of being
a field captain

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for the gang
that couldn't shoot straight.

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 Previously on the west wing.

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I came here with someone.

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Al.

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C.j.:
 have either of you
 heard anything

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about a piece of paper
that's going around?

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I know everything
about it.
What do you mean?

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I wrote it.

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You know what it is?

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It's a strategy memo.

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 Previously on the west wing.

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C.j....

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They're pissed at me,
that's how pissed
they are at you.

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They want to know how the hell
i didn't know about the memo.

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These amateur mistakes
make me crazy.

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I just called amateur
twice in ten seconds.

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The white house
chief of staff

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can do it to me
wherever he wants.

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 Previously on the west wing:

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India has sent troops into
the neutral zone in kashmir.

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This happened last night?

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Not ready
for the press.
Could have told me that

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before sending me in there.

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C.j.?
i flatly denied it.

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I met with secret service agents
this morning.

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What did I do?

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It's time for me to tell you