The Waterboy English Subtitles

{39}{539}Ripping, Flasking, Subtitles|by Kiokios
{540}{1468}Corrections, time adjustment and spelling|by BBBenj - France
{1469}{1510}Cut his ass.
{1525}{1603}- [Grunting]|- Go! Now let's go!
{1628}{1671}[Shouting]
{1730}{1798}- Heads up!|- [Grunting]
{1928}{1982}[Man] Take him down!|That's it, that's it!
{2057}{2159}- Hey, Coach, how you been?|- [Laughing] Lynn Swann.
{2190}{2235}Now, why ain't I surprised...
{2251}{2319}to see you snoopin' around my|football field first day of practice?
{2341}{2384}Well, that's because you got|a good-lookin' football team.
{2399}{2485}Maybe good enough to add another|national championship trophy|to the old case downstairs.
{2510}{2579}That's kinda like my old man|told me one time, Lynn.
{2603}{2735}''The only thing better than a crawfish|dinner is five crawfish dinners.''
{2998}{3045}Hey, here comes|the shithead.
{3732}{3782}It's clean.
{3799}{3852}It’s cold.
{3871}{3954}Now that's what I call|high-quality H2O. Oh!
{3978}{4047}Ooh!|Right in the head!
{4107}{4164}It’s over there!
{4293}{4404}any unused magic in that|legendary green playbook of yours, Red?
{4475}{4542}I may have a couple|squirreled away in there...
{4563}{4653}for a rainy day.
{4680}{4748}[players Yelling]
{5159}{5217}See what we got here.
{5390}{5514}- Not exactly what I'd call|constructive criticism.|- [Whistle Blowing]
{5550}{5610}- Smell like you could use|a shower, stinky.|- Oh!
{5630}{5709}Listen, you-you could think what you|want a-about my personal hygiene,
{5734}{5782}but, please,|don't-don't waste any water.
{5799}{5892}That-That's bad policy. If you|need to amuse yourself at my expense,
{5920}{5984}just-just rough me up|or something.
{6004}{6068}- Fair enough.|- [Groaning]
{6090}{6169}- [Laughter]|- [Sighing]
{6193}{6243}[Waterboy Mumbling]
{6261}{6339}Laski, get over here!
{6363}{6419}- Yes, sir, Coach?|- [Sighing]
{6437}{6491}What is that moron|doin' here? Huh, huh?
{6507}{6601}Didn't I tell you as plain as I could|speak to get rid of his ass last year?
{6629}{6716}Yes, sir, but I didn't think|you were serious, Coach.|Besides, he does a great job.
{6742}{6813}Disrupting my football team,|you idiot?