The Umbrella Academy - Third Season English Subtitles

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Are you okay?

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Uh-huh.

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Your stomach! Somebody help!

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On the 12th hour
of the first day of October 1989,

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16 women around the world gave birth.

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This was unusual only in the fact

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that none of these women had been pregnant
when the day first began.

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Sir Reginald Hargreeves,
eccentric billionaire and adventurer,

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resolved to locate and adopt
as many of the children as possible.

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Good mornin'!

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-For some.

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Huh.

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Huh.

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Oh shit.

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Shit!

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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-Oh… Whoa!

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Oh shit!

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- Paradox Protocols.

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The Complete Commission Guide
to Temporal Anomalies.

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Chapter 68, "The Grandfather Paradox."

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It's New Jersey, 1953,

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and Elmer Tatelman hates his grandfather.

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Elmer blames everything
on his grandfather.

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His mother's pain, his father's death,

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and his own sad life.

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How many times do I have to tell you,
no goddamn peas!

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Freak!

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No!

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Stop! It hurts!

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You! Upstairs! Now!

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Oh man.
Heavens to Betsy. What did you do?

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Did Viktor go full "Carrie" again?

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We didn't do this.

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-Harlan?
-Don't!

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Don't come near me, please.

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Oh, great. You again.

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So to what
do I owe the pleasure this time?

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Not talking, huh?

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Well, then, listen.

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I'm not in the mood
for all of your riddles and allegories

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and sick little parlor games, okay?

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Can I just hang out
for a little while to improve my tan?

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I mean, you said I was pale.

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All right, but could you
just please tell me

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Just because something
is right in front of you

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does not mean…

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Hey!

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…it is within reach.

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There is always something in the way.

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Sometimes it is your opponent.

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Sometimes it is yourself.

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Start the match!

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You're gonna tap out or pass out.
It's your choice.

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-Now, you be firm this time, okay?
-Yes, dear.

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Oh!

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- You wanna…
- I just…

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Sorry. Try not to… Excuse me.

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They're my real family.

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Do you even love me?

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They're my real family.

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Do you even love me?

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Do you even love me?

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Ain't no cause
to make a building like this.

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Have you ever been called arrogant?

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I don't know what that means,
but these plans is bizarre.

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That's all there is to it.
Follow the blueprint.

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I said,
I don't understand these plans,

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I don't understand you.

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When the job is done.

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-You want 'em all dead?
-All dead.

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Back in a flash.

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Morning, Dad.

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Uh, it is 7:35 Lunar Standard Time.

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Uh, celebrating day 47 up here
on the old Gray Lady.

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Health is good.

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Uh, air supply is…

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Ah!

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Even better.

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Today, I'll be collecting samples
from the Burrell crater.

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Um…

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Let's never do that again.

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-What, narrowly escape the apocalypse?
-It's kind of our thing, isn't it?

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There's something very wrong about that.

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- Same suite, just ass-backward.
-No hyperbole there.

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This is some hardcore
Alice in Wonderland shit.

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-Yeah, it only gets weirder.

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At last, the other side.

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-Wait. Where's Klaus?
-Children, I'm sorry, but your brother…

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I did all I could,
but he didn't make it through in time.