The Umbrella Academy - Second Season English Subtitles

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[dramatic instrumental music plays]

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[Pogo] On April the 1st, 2019,

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the Earth was destroyed
in a cataclysmic event.

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Billions of people were wiped out
in a matter of minutes.

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Ironically, the six survivors
of the apocalypse

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were the very siblings who brought it on.

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Hold on!

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This could get messy!

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[energy thrumming]

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-[drumbeat]
-[suspenseful ticking]

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-[soft whistling]
-[shower curtain rattles]

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[Handler] Back so soon?

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How disappointing.

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[Handler gasps]

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-[wheels rattling]
-[man 1] I'm asking out Sharon tonight.

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-[man 2] Sharon from Payroll?
-[man 1] No, Sharon from Janitorial.

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-[man 2] Ahh.
-[man 1] I like her smile.

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Plus, my apartment's a disaster.

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[Bill Martin & Phil Coulter's "I Gotta Get
the World Off My Back" plays on radio]

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[manager] You need to get out. 

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You smell,
and you're frightening my clientele.

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-I told you--
-How dare you?

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I am a member of the royal family.

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-[Klaus grunts]
-[manager] You are not a member of...

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[grunting] ...the royal...

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-He's touching me inappropriately!
-I told you once, I told you twice!

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-Get out!

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-[woman sobbing] No! No! No!
-[man panting]

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-[man] Please! Please, don't kill us.
-[woman sobs] No! Please, no.

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-Please! Don't! Don't kill us! No! No!
-[man] Please! I beg you, no!

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No, please, don't!

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-[man gasps]
-[casing clatters]

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[heavy panting]

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[casing clatters]

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Shame.

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[door opens, closes]

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-[wheels rattling]
-[quick footsteps]

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{\an8}[soft hooting]

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-[doors bump open, shut]
-[soft snuffling]

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{\an8}[low hooting]

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It's okay, little fella. 

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No one's gonna hurt ya.

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[soft chittering]

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[Peter Schilling's
"Major Tom (Coming Home)" plays]

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[video camera whirring]

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-[energy crackling]
-[wind whooshing]

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[gasps]

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-[vortex pulsating]
-[panting]

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[gasps]

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[panting softly]

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[indistinct chatter nearby]

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[patrons chattering, growing quiet]

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[old-timey police siren wails in distance]

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[man 1] What do we got here?

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[upbeat polka music playing]

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[people chattering]

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[chatter continues]

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-Excuse me.
-Uff da.  You snuck up on me there.

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If you're looking for the cookies,
we don't put 'em out till 3:00.

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I can hardly wait.

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Uh, do you happen to know where
the Midwest Soybean Society is meeting?

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Sure do. Muskellunge Banquet Room.

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You looking for your mom?
She in for the convention?

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[foreboding instrumental music plays]

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[overhead lights buzzing]

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[sighs softly]

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[clock ticking steadily]

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[lock buzzes]

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-[indistinct chatter]
-[office phone ringing]

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-[typewriter clacking]
-[door lock buzzes]

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I'm Special Agent Willy Gibbs
of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

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Where's Sissy? I need to talk to her.

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-[energy thrumming]
-[wind howling]

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-[crackling]
-[dramatic instrumental music playing]

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[electricity sizzling]

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[Allison cries out]

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Vanya's in the room
at the end of the hall.

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-How do you propose we get to her?
-I haven't figured that one out yet.

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-You can count me out.
-Klaus!

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What? You guys should save her.
You're great at all the hero shit.

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[soft guitar notes play]

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[melancholy piano melody playing]

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[somber instrumental music swells]

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Your father is ready to give the eulogy,
children.

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The world is full of injustice.

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Good people die along with the bad.

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This cosmic equation will never change

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unless evil itself
is wiped from existence.

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Thankfully, there are powerful forces
pushing back

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