The Umbrella Academy - Second Season English Subtitles

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On April the 1st, 2019,

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the Earth was destroyed
in a cataclysmic event.

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Billions of people were wiped out
in a matter of minutes.

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Ironically, the six survivors
of the apocalypse

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were the very siblings who brought it on.

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Hold on!

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This could get messy!

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-That was...
-Exhilarating.

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Where's Five?

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Back so soon?

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How disappointing.

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I'm asking out Sharon tonight.

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- Sharon from Payroll?
- No, Sharon from Janitorial.

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- Ahh.
- I like her smile.

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Plus, my apartment's a disaster.

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- Yeah.
- How many pickups we got?

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-Two.
-Good, 'cause I am starving.

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- Oh, you're starving?
- I am starving.

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You need to get out.

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You smell,
and you're frightening my clientele.

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-I told you--
-How dare you?

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I am a member of the royal family.

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You are not a member of...

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...the royal...

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-He's touching me inappropriately!
-I told you once, I told you twice!

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Get out!

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Don't come back
till you can pay your damn bill!

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No! No! No!

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- Please! Please, don't kill us.
- No! Please, no.

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- Please! Don't! Don't kill us! No! No!
- Please! I beg you, no!

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No, please, don't!

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Shame.

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Well.

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Well, well, well.

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Look what we have here.

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Does this belong to you?

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It's okay, little fella.

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No one's gonna hurt ya.

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♪ Standing there alone
The ship is waiting ♪

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♪ All systems are go ♪

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♪ Are you sure? ♪

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♪ Control is not convinced ♪

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♪ But their computer has the evidence ♪

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♪ No need to abort ♪

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♪ The countdown starts ♪

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♪ Watching in a trance

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What do we got here?

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You lost?

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You're a pretty thing.

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Hey, girl! Hey, girl!

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You're in the wrong part of town.

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Hey, girl! We're talking to you!

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Hey, get back here!

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♪ Ooh... ♪

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- Hey! Get her!
- You better get back here!

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- We gonna get you!

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-Excuse me.
-Uff da. You snuck up on me there.

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If you're looking for the cookies,
we don't put 'em out till 3:00.

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I can hardly wait.

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Uh, do you happen to know where
the Midwest Soybean Society is meeting?

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Sure do. Muskellunge Banquet Room.

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You looking for your mom?
She in for the convention?

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Hey, could I get some change?

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Oh, sure, I'll just look in my purse.

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Only a nickel and a couple of dimes.

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I'm Special Agent Willy Gibbs
of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

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Where's Sissy? I need to talk to her.

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Mrs. Cooper and the boy have been released
back into the custody of Mr. Cooper.

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What's your last name, Vanya?

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Hargreeves.

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Do you have any ID
that could attest to that?

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No driver's license, birth certificate?

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-You from around here?
-No.

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I'm... I, uh... I'm... I'm not sure.

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Vanya's in the room
at the end of the hall.

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-How do you propose we get to her?
-I haven't figured that one out yet.

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-You can count me out.
-Klaus!

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What? You guys should save her.
You're great at all the hero shit.

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- Oh, Klaus!
- Listen, listen. Vanya would understand

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'cause she has realistic expectations
of what I am.

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And what I am is sexy trash.

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-You're a big pussy, that's what you are.
-Guys, now is not the time.

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Your father is ready to give the eulogy,
children.

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The world is full of injustice.

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Good people die along with the bad.

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This cosmic equation will never change

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unless evil itself
is wiped from existence.

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Thankfully, there are powerful forces
pushing back

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against the wicked and iniquitous,

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individuals who have the strength
to pull together

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against insurmountable odds