The Twilight Zone - First Season English Subtitles

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SAMIR:
It's crazy times, guys,
crazy times.

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So one side is saying,

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"Hey, people are killing
each other with machine guns.

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"Maybe normal civilians
shouldn't have machine guns,

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and only soldiers who are
in an active ground war."

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And then the other side
is saying,

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"Well, you can't
take away machine guns

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"because of
the Second Amendment.

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[electronic pulsing]

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[pulsing beeps]

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[electronic pulsing continues]

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♪

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Sir, I'm gonna ask
your permission

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for an additional pat down.

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[handheld metal detector beeps]

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[handheld metal detector
beeping]

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You're clear.

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["The Oogum Boogum Song"
by Brenton Wood playing]

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[neon sign buzzing]

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[ticking]

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♪ Oogum oogum boogum boogum

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♪ Boogum now, baby... MAN: Order up!

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NINA: I thought we did
your class registration online.

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DORIAN:
I-I know. We did.

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We got to be there
tomorrow morning

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for freshman orientation.

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[bells jingling]

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MAN:
Ho! Ho! Ho!

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Merry Christmas!

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♪ Here comes Santa Claus,
here comes Santa Claus ♪

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♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane

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♪ Vixen and Blitzen
and all his reindeer ♪

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♪ Pulling on the reins

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♪ Bells are ringing,
children singing ♪

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♪ All is merry and bright

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[beeping]

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ORDERLY [over intercom]:
He's waking up.

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Can you hear me, Mr. Hanks?

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What's going on?

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Try to relax.

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Do you know your name?

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Raff Hanks.

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Great.

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Do you know who
the president is?

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[high-pitched,
warbling static]

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[garbled radio transmission]

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[high-pitched,
electronic squealing]

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PUBLIC AFFAIRS OFFICER:
Briefing number 1015060816.

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TheBradbury Heavy mission.

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Earth is a planet
of many wonders.

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A rare mix
of biological diversity

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and abundant resources.

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Humanity has always endeavored

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ANNIE:
Yes, Mr. Smith.

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PHIL [over phone]:
Annie, the test groups need
to be ready by Monday.

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ANNIE: Yes, sir, of course.Do I need to find someone else?

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ANNIE:
I was just pointing out
I've only been here two months

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and wanted to make sure
you were comfortable

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with me administrating
the tests.

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PHIL:
This isn't rocket science.

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I'm glad to take it
off your plate.

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[birds chirping]

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[music playing over P.A.]

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[dog barks in distance]

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EVE:
So, down this way
is the bathroom,

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which I would like everyone
to use.

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I don't want
semi-strangers using

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my master bedroom bathroom.

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This is a new parent dinner
for third grade parents

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and my husband and I are some

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["I Never Had No One" by Sam
the Sham & The Pharaohs playing]

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JEFF STORCK:
No. No, no, no.

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Wait, Anne, yeah, can you just,

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can you just give me a minute?

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Yeah, this is Wednesday,
so I'm at, uh...

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[knocking at door]Dad? Dad, it's Jeff.

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Yeah, can you just, can you just
give me a minute? Yeah, yeah.

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[knocking on door]Why isn't he fucking answering?

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Dad, it's Jeff.

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[dog barking in distance]

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[sighs]

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This sucks.

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This is just garbage.

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[sighs]
It's a bad story to begin with,

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and I'm a bad writer.
I don't know what made me think

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for five seconds I'd be able
to turn this into anything

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other than garbage.

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I'm a fraud. I know.

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