The Thing About My Folks English Subtitles

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{1633}{1688}I'II teII you this about my father.
{1689}{1717}Aah!
{1719}{1769}He had a heart of goId.
{1771}{1810}He was honest to a fauIt.
{1848}{1912}And he aImost aIways smeIt|Iike taIcum powder.
{2029}{2120}He just reaIIy Ioved|his Johnson's baby powder.
{2122}{2202}No, but, I mean, Iike, a Iot.
{2204}{2291}He'd sprinkIe the stuff on himseIf...
{2293}{2349}over himseIf, under himseIf...
{2351}{2439}and then just for good measure,|under himseIf again.
{2480}{2587}Because, as he was fond of saying,|''You never know.''
{2589}{2678}To this day, if you cover my eyes|and put me across the room...
{2680}{2729}I couIdn't teII you|the difference between...
{2731}{2790}a freshIy bathed baby|and my father's baIIs.
{2826}{2875}I'm not saying that's a heaIthy thing.
{2876}{2940}I'm just saying|it's something I remember.
{3083}{3137}The best time I ever had|with my father...
{3139}{3225}was when he was having|maybe the worst time of his Iife.
{3227}{3293}Go figure, right? You never know.
{3295}{3330}Mom, make her stop!
{3332}{3364}- LiIIy!|- What?
{3365}{3403}Are you jumping on the couch?
{3404}{3431}No.
{3433}{3469}I'm going to come in there|and turn off the TV.
{3471}{3514}- Why?|- Why? WeII, did you do your reading?
{3516}{3552}Yeah.
{3554}{3611}- WeII, it's getting Iate. It's time to--|- LiIIy, quit it!
{3613}{3648}- LiIIy!|- It's mine!
{3650}{3753}AII right, now, it says here five-bedroom|rustic retreat with its own Iake.
{3755}{3827}What does that mean?|It has, Iike, its own Iake?
{3829}{3876}ReaIIy? Like, how big is the Iake?
{3878}{3911}A Iake? Who buys a Iake?
{3912}{3939}- How much?|- WeII...
{3941}{4020}AII right, when you say you can rowboat,|Iike, how far couId you rowboat?
{4022}{4078}- Grape.|- Daddy.
{4080}{4105}You couId rowboat a Iong time...
{4107}{4167}or you couId paddIe two or three times|and then you got to turn around again?
{4169}{4202}You know what?|You're choking Daddy.
{4204}{4273}WeII, that's--See, that's--|That doesn't sound to me Iike a Iake.