The Steve Harvey Show English Subtitles
Series Info:
Released: 25 Aug 1996
Runtime: 30 min
Genre: Comedy
Director: N/A
Actors: Steve Harvey, Cedric the Entertainer, Merlin Santana
Country: United States
Rating: 6.5
Overview:
A former funk star named Steve Hightower enlists as a high school music teacher away from his original career in Chicago.
Release Name:
The Steve Harvey Show Complete
Release Info:
missing: 1x16 1x19 1x21 3x2 3x4 3x16 5x2 5x8 6x4
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.770 --> 00:00:05.939 line:84% align:center HOW YOU DOING? I'M STEVE HIGHTOWER. 00:00:05.972 --> 00:00:07.907 line:84% align:center I USED TO HAVE MY OWN GROUP-- 00:00:07.941 --> 00:00:09.576 line:84% align:center STEVE HIGHTOWER AND THE HI-TOPS. 00:00:09.609 --> 00:00:11.845 line:84% align:center BACK IN THE DAY, WE WERE THE BOMB: 00:00:11.878 --> 00:00:13.380 line:90% align:center RIDING IN LIMOS, 00:00:13.413 --> 00:00:15.849 line:84% align:center WOMEN JUMPING UP ALL ON THE STAGE, 00:00:15.882 --> 00:00:18.051 line:84% align:center SO MUCH MONEY, WE'D WRITE A CHECK 00:00:18.084 --> 00:00:20.220 line:84% align:center AND THE BANK WOULD BOUNCE. 00:00:20.253 --> 00:00:22.722 line:84% align:center BUT TIMES CHANGED, AND SUDDENLY, WE WERE OUT. 00:00:22.756 --> 00:00:25.392 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.534 --> 00:00:03.603 line:90% align:center [BELL RINGS] 00:00:03.636 --> 00:00:06.906 line:84% align:center HELLO, MR. HIGHTOWER. ROMEO SANTANA, FREEZE. 00:00:06.940 --> 00:00:08.274 line:90% align:center MISS GRIER, 00:00:08.308 --> 00:00:11.311 line:78% align:center IF THIS IS ABOUT ME GETTIN' A TUTOR, FORGET ABOUT IT. 00:00:11.344 --> 00:00:14.014 line:78% align:center I DON'T WANT NO GEEKY BRAINIAC MESSIN' UP MY FLOW. 00:00:14.047 --> 00:00:16.950 line:90% align:center BOY, I SEEN YOUR GRADES. 00:00:16.983 --> 00:00:20.020 line:90% align:center YOU AIN'T GOT NO FLOW. 00:00:20.053 --> 00:00:22.956 line:78% align:center YOU'RE THE ONLY KID IN THIS SCHOOL WHO TAKE REMEDIAL LUNCH. 00:00:24.924 --> 00:00:27.894 line:84% align:center HI, MISS GRIER, I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE. 00:00:27.927 --> 00:00:28.995 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.136 --> 00:00:04.104 line:90% align:center OH! 00:00:04.137 --> 00:00:05.438 line:90% align:center CHILL, CHILL. 00:00:05.472 --> 00:00:06.873 line:90% align:center WHAT'S UP, TOMIKA? 00:00:06.906 --> 00:00:07.841 line:90% align:center HEY. 00:00:07.874 --> 00:00:08.875 line:90% align:center ALL RIGHT. 00:00:08.908 --> 00:00:10.910 line:84% align:center KEEP SMILING AT A BROTHER LIKE THAT, 00:00:10.944 --> 00:00:14.948 line:78% align:center YOU GONNA MAKE ME WANT TO BUY YOU A FAKE FENDI BAG. 00:00:14.981 --> 00:00:16.349 line:90% align:center YOU'RE TOO MUCH. 00:00:16.383 --> 00:00:18.852 line:84% align:center UH-OH. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANT 00:00:18.885 --> 00:00:20.220 line:84% align:center THE MATCHING CHECKBOOK, TOO. 00:00:20.253 --> 00:00:22.655 line:78% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:11.111 --> 00:00:15.248 line:84% align:center CED...CHECK OUT THIS NEW TEMP. 00:00:15.281 --> 00:00:16.416 line:84% align:center WHERE DID THEY GET HER FROM, 00:00:16.449 --> 00:00:18.685 line:84% align:center THE "OH, LORD, LOOKA HERE" AGENCY? 00:00:20.820 --> 00:00:22.589 line:90% align:center EXCUSE ME. 00:00:25.158 --> 00:00:28.194 line:90% align:center UM...I'M TRIPPIN'. 00:00:28.228 --> 00:00:30.397 line:78% align:center NOBODY TOLD ME HALLE BERRY WAS WORKIN' HERE. 00:00:32.399 --> 00:00:34.734 line:78% align:center OH, MY BAD. YOU'RE NOT HER, ARE YOU? 00:00:34.768 --> 00:00:36.569 line:90% align:center YOU'RE MUCH FINER. 00:00:36.603 --> 00:00:38.972 line:84% align:center WHAT YOUR NAME IS GIRL? 00:00:39.005 --> 00:00:40.473 line:90% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.168 --> 00:00:03.837 line:90% align:center LADIES. 00:00:03.870 --> 00:00:06.473 line:72% align:center oñ WORD IN THE HALL IS THAT YOU'RE PUTTING EVERYBODY'S NAME ON THE COMPUTER. 00:00:06.506 --> 00:00:08.541 line:78% align:center WHY DON'T YOU DO ME AND MY BOY HERE A LITTLE FAVOR? 00:00:08.575 --> 00:00:11.244 line:78% align:center YOU KNOW, YOU SCRATCH MY BACK, I SCRATCH YOURS? 00:00:11.277 --> 00:00:15.348 line:78% align:center BA-DA-BOOM, BA-DA-BING, CAPISCE? 00:00:15.382 --> 00:00:18.084 line:84% align:center WHAT, YOU BEEN WATCHING JOE PESCI MOVIES AGAIN? 00:00:18.118 --> 00:00:19.352 line:90% align:center GET OUT! 00:00:19.386 --> 00:00:22.088 line:84% align:center OH...COME ON! CHANGE MY ADDRESS, 00:00:22.122 --> 00:00:23.823 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.503 --> 00:00:05.205 line:84% align:center UH, GOOD MORNING, REGINA. 00:00:05.238 --> 00:00:06.439 line:90% align:center GOOD MORNING. 00:00:06.473 --> 00:00:07.974 line:84% align:center OH, I SEE YOU GOT THE NEWSLETTERS. 00:00:08.008 --> 00:00:09.976 line:84% align:center TOLD YOU I'D GET THEM PRINTED UP ON TIME. 00:00:10.010 --> 00:00:11.478 line:84% align:center THE FRONT PAGE LOOKS GREAT. 00:00:11.511 --> 00:00:13.179 line:84% align:center YOU DID PROOFREAD THE WHOLE THING? 00:00:13.213 --> 00:00:14.981 line:84% align:center OF COURSE I PROOFREAD IT. 00:00:15.015 --> 00:00:17.017 line:84% align:center I LOOKED THAT THING OVER SO HARD, 00:00:17.050 --> 00:00:20.520 line:78% align:center I WANTED TO BUY IT A DRINK AND TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.501 --> 00:00:03.336 line:84% align:center OK, CLASS, LET'S SETTLE. 00:00:03.370 --> 00:00:05.171 line:78% align:center COME ON, HEY, HEY, HEY, LET'S SETTLE. 00:00:05.205 --> 00:00:06.573 line:84% align:center OK, AS YOU CAN TELL, 00:00:06.606 --> 00:00:08.308 line:78% align:center I BROUGHT IN MY VIDEO CAMERA SO YOU COULD USE IT 00:00:08.341 --> 00:00:10.110 line:78% align:center TO MAKE YOUR FILM FOR THE CONTEST. 00:00:10.143 --> 00:00:11.711 line:90% align:center OH, MR. HIGHTOWER, 00:00:11.745 --> 00:00:13.146 line:78% align:center I ALREADY KNOW WHAT MY SEGMENT'S GOING TO BE. 00:00:13.179 --> 00:00:14.714 line:90% align:center I ALREADY NAMED IT. 00:00:14.748 --> 00:00:19.519 line:84% align:center I'M CALLING IT ROMEO:
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.035 --> 00:00:06.039 line:78% align:center OK. NOW, THAT THERE WAS A LITTLE HISTORY OF MUSICAL THEATER. 00:00:06.072 --> 00:00:07.340 line:90% align:center ANY QUESTIONS? 00:00:07.374 --> 00:00:09.709 line:84% align:center YES. ARE YOU GONNA LET SEAN "PUFFY" COMBS 00:00:09.743 --> 00:00:11.745 line:78% align:center SAMPLE YOUR SONG WHEN THE FUNK HITS THE FAN OR NOT? 00:00:11.778 --> 00:00:13.246 line:84% align:center IS THAT YOUR QUESTION? 00:00:13.279 --> 00:00:14.414 line:90% align:center YES. 00:00:14.447 --> 00:00:15.949 line:90% align:center NO WONDER THEY GOTTA PUT 00:00:15.982 --> 00:00:19.185 line:78% align:center THE LITTLE PICTURES ON THE CASH REGISTER KEYS DOWN AT BURGER WORLD. 00:00:19.219 --> 00:00:21.287 line:84% align:center WELL, IT'S ALL OVER THE INTERNET.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.534 --> 00:00:03.370 line:84% align:center AND AGAIN, IF YOU DO NOT HAVE 00:00:03.403 --> 00:00:04.704 line:84% align:center A SIGNED PERMISSION SLIP 00:00:04.738 --> 00:00:07.040 line:84% align:center TO THE ROCK 'N' ROLL HALL OF FAME, 00:00:07.073 --> 00:00:09.009 line:84% align:center YOU ARE NOT GOING ON THE TRIP. 00:00:09.042 --> 00:00:11.945 line:90% align:center AND IF YOUR PAROLE OFFICER 00:00:11.978 --> 00:00:15.115 line:84% align:center HAS SAID YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE STATE... 00:00:15.148 --> 00:00:19.486 line:84% align:center All: YOU ARE NOT GOING ON THE TRIP. 00:00:19.519 --> 00:00:22.422 line:84% align:center I'M VIBING THAT THIS ROCK 'N' ROLL HALL OF FAME 00:00:22.455 --> 00:00:24.758 line:78% align:center IS TOUCHING AN EMOTIONAL AREA FOR YOU, RIGHT?
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.401 --> 00:00:02.836 line:84% align:center THIS GUY WALKING NEXT TO ME 00:00:02.869 --> 00:00:04.037 line:90% align:center IS CEDRIC ROBINSON. 00:00:04.070 --> 00:00:05.605 line:90% align:center HE USED TO HANG WITH ME 00:00:05.638 --> 00:00:06.806 line:84% align:center WHEN ME AND MY BAND THE HIGH TOPS 00:00:06.840 --> 00:00:08.541 line:84% align:center PERFORMED FOR THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND. 00:00:08.575 --> 00:00:09.943 line:90% align:center AND LET ME TELL YOU, 00:00:09.976 --> 00:00:12.612 line:78% align:center THE QUEEN CAN DO THE HUSTLE LIKE A SISTER, 00:00:12.645 --> 00:00:15.181 line:84% align:center AND SHE CAN SUCK A NECK BONE DRY. 00:00:15.215 --> 00:00:16.583 line:90% align:center I GUESS IT'S SAFE TO SAY 00:00:16.616 --> 00:00:18.885 line:84% align:center THAT CEDRIC IS ONE OF MY BEST BUDDIES,
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:04.871 --> 00:00:06.106 line:90% align:center [WHISTLES] 00:00:11.411 --> 00:00:12.879 line:90% align:center IT'S OK, COOLIO. 00:00:12.912 --> 00:00:16.216 line:78% align:center WE'RE JUST GONNA KEEP YOU TILL AFTER THE BIG GAME. 00:00:16.249 --> 00:00:18.518 line:78% align:center PEOPLE, CHECK IT. WE JUST PULLED OFF THE PERFECT CRIME. 00:00:18.551 --> 00:00:20.787 line:78% align:center NOW ALL WE GOT TO DO IS KEEP IT ON THE DOWNLOW, 00:00:20.820 --> 00:00:22.155 line:90% align:center AND WE HOME FREE. 00:00:22.188 --> 00:00:23.656 line:84% align:center Coolio: HELP! I'M BEING JACKED. 00:00:23.690 --> 00:00:24.758 line:84% align:center I'M BEING JACKED. 00:00:24.791 --> 00:00:27.727 line:84% align:center WILL SOMEBODY SHUT UP THE TALKING McNUGGET? 00:00:27.761 --> 00:00:30.397 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.768 --> 00:00:03.269 line:84% align:center GOOD MORNING, MR. HIGHTOWER. 00:00:03.303 --> 00:00:05.505 line:84% align:center GOOD MORNING, AND SOME GOOD NEWS, TOO. 00:00:05.538 --> 00:00:07.474 line:84% align:center YOU KNOW, I WAS SINGING AT OPEN MIKE LAST NIGHT 00:00:07.507 --> 00:00:10.010 line:78% align:center DOWN AT THE CLICK IN THE BACK WHERE THEY SELL THE RIBS. 00:00:10.043 --> 00:00:11.578 line:90% align:center OH, CONGRATULATIONS. 00:00:11.611 --> 00:00:15.281 line:78% align:center SO, WHO'D YOU OPEN FOR, NATALIE COLESLAW AND THE FOUR CHOPS? 00:00:18.318 --> 00:00:21.087 line:78% align:center SORRY. I HAD 3 CAPPUCCINOS THIS MORNING. 00:00:21.121 --> 00:00:24.591 line:78% align:center WELL, ANYWAY, WHEN I FINISHED MY STYLISTIC MEDLEY, 00:00:24.624 --> 00:00:26.393 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.235 --> 00:00:04.637 line:78% align:center YOU KNOW, THIS TEACHING THING IS STARTING TO GROW ON ME, 00:00:04.671 --> 00:00:05.805 line:90% align:center EXCEPT FOR THE HOURS. 00:00:05.839 --> 00:00:08.241 line:84% align:center SHOOT, LAST TIME I WAS UP THIS EARLY, 00:00:08.274 --> 00:00:10.744 line:78% align:center THERE WERE ONLY 3 NETWORKS, 2 WAYANS BROTHERS, 00:00:10.777 --> 00:00:13.947 line:84% align:center AND O.J. WAS UP FOR AN IMAGE AWARD. 00:00:13.980 --> 00:00:16.016 line:84% align:center AND THEN, THERE'S THE STUDENTS. 00:00:16.049 --> 00:00:18.318 line:84% align:center YOU KNOW, I FINALLY THINK I'M STARTING TO REACH THEM. 00:00:18.351 --> 00:00:20.620 line:84% align:center THEY MAY NOT ALWAYS LIKE THE WAY I DO THINGS, 00:00:20.653 --> 00:00:22.122 line:90% align:center BUT AT LEAST I KNOW
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.534 --> 00:00:02.635 line:90% align:center HEY, STEVE. 00:00:02.669 --> 00:00:03.636 line:90% align:center HEY, CED, 00:00:03.670 --> 00:00:05.171 line:90% align:center HOW'S IT GOIN'? 00:00:05.205 --> 00:00:07.307 line:84% align:center GOT ONE WORD FOR YOU, DOG. 00:00:07.340 --> 00:00:08.475 line:90% align:center BAM! 00:00:10.176 --> 00:00:13.179 line:84% align:center CED, THIS IS A PLATINUM CARD. 00:00:13.213 --> 00:00:15.315 line:90% align:center [CHUCKLING] OH, CED, 00:00:15.348 --> 00:00:16.783 line:84% align:center THEY DON'T JUST GIVE THESE TO ANYBODY. 00:00:16.816 --> 00:00:18.651 line:84% align:center WHERE'D YOU LEARN HOW TO MAKE ONE? 00:00:18.685 --> 00:00:20.653 line:84% align:center OH, NO, THIS ONE IS FOR REAL, DOG. 00:00:20.687 --> 00:00:21.654 line:90% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:10.343 --> 00:00:11.778 line:90% align:center CED... 00:00:13.346 --> 00:00:14.848 line:90% align:center WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 00:00:14.881 --> 00:00:16.850 line:84% align:center I NEED TO GET THE VIDEO CAMERA. 00:00:16.883 --> 00:00:19.185 line:84% align:center I'M TRYING TO GET MY LOVE LIFE GOING. 00:00:19.219 --> 00:00:20.920 line:84% align:center WHY DON'T YOU JUST WATCH CABLE 00:00:20.954 --> 00:00:22.789 line:84% align:center LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD? 00:00:22.822 --> 00:00:23.857 line:90% align:center COME ON, STEVE. 00:00:23.890 --> 00:00:25.358 line:84% align:center IT'S FOR BRIGHT CONNECTIONS. 00:00:25.392 --> 00:00:28.061 line:84% align:center THAT'S THE NEW VIDEO DATING CLUB I JOINED. 00:00:28.094 --> 00:00:29.662 line:84% align:center VIDEO DATING? WHAT'S THAT FOR?
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:07.107 --> 00:00:08.074 line:90% align:center AAH! 00:00:08.108 --> 00:00:09.109 line:90% align:center STEVE! 00:00:09.142 --> 00:00:10.910 line:84% align:center STEVE! GET OUT HERE! 00:00:10.944 --> 00:00:13.013 line:84% align:center CED, CED, RELAX, MAN! 00:00:13.046 --> 00:00:15.448 line:78% align:center IF THIS IS ABOUT THE LAST PORK CHOP MISSING, 00:00:15.482 --> 00:00:16.683 line:90% align:center I ATE IT. 00:00:16.716 --> 00:00:19.185 line:84% align:center I GOT TO HAVE PROTEIN, TOO. 00:00:19.219 --> 00:00:20.553 line:84% align:center STEVE, I JUST SAW A RAT, 00:00:20.587 --> 00:00:22.188 line:90% align:center A BIG RAT. 00:00:22.222 --> 00:00:23.590 line:90% align:center A 'HOOD RAT.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.735 --> 00:00:04.170 line:78% align:center COME ON, SOPHIA. I DON'T FEEL LIKE SIGNING UP 00:00:04.204 --> 00:00:05.238 line:84% align:center TO BE IN NO STUPID PLAY. 00:00:05.271 --> 00:00:06.906 line:84% align:center IT'S NOT A STUPID PLAY. 00:00:06.940 --> 00:00:09.609 line:78% align:center ROMEO AND JULIET IS SHAKESPEARE. IT'S A CLASSIC. 00:00:09.642 --> 00:00:11.811 line:84% align:center OH, NO, NO. SCARFACE, NOW THAT'S A CLASSIC. 00:00:11.845 --> 00:00:13.313 line:84% align:center [IMITATES AL PACINO] YOU'RE STICKING WITH ME 00:00:13.346 --> 00:00:16.516 line:84% align:center AND ALL OF THIS HERE IS GONNA BE YOURS. 00:00:16.549 --> 00:00:18.852 line:78% align:center ROMEO, I'M TRYING TO HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION WITH YOU. 00:00:18.885 --> 00:00:20.787 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.835 --> 00:00:04.471 line:84% align:center [VIDEO GAME SOUND EFFECTS] 00:00:04.504 --> 00:00:07.607 line:84% align:center CED, YOU STILL PLAYING VIDEO GAMES? 00:00:07.640 --> 00:00:09.476 line:84% align:center MAN, I GOTTA PRACTICE UP. JUNIOR'S COMING OVER. 00:00:09.509 --> 00:00:11.611 line:84% align:center HE'S THE LITTLE KID I BEEN MATCHED UP WITH 00:00:11.644 --> 00:00:13.580 line:84% align:center IN THE BROTHERS WHO CARE PROGRAM. 00:00:13.613 --> 00:00:15.815 line:90% align:center WELL, IT'S MY DAY OFF, 00:00:15.849 --> 00:00:19.452 line:78% align:center AND I'M IN THE BROTHERS THAT AIN'T GOT KIDS FOR A REASON PROGRAM. 00:00:21.221 --> 00:00:24.157 line:78% align:center DOG, YOU ONLY TALK THAT WAY 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE WARM FEELING YOU GET 00:00:24.190 --> 00:00:26.359 line:84% align:center WHEN YOU OPEN UP YOUR HEART TO THESE YOUNG KIDS.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:00.533 line:6% align:center HE 00:00:00.533 --> 00:00:00.567 line:6% align:center HEY, 00:00:00.567 --> 00:00:00.600 line:6% align:center HEY, W 00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:00.633 line:6% align:center HEY, WHA 00:00:00.633 --> 00:00:00.667 line:6% align:center HEY, WHAT' 00:00:00.667 --> 00:00:00.700 line:6% align:center HEY, WHAT'S 00:00:00.700 --> 00:00:00.734 line:6% align:center HEY, WHAT'S UP 00:00:00.734 --> 00:00:00.767 line:6% align:center HEY, WHAT'S UP, 00:00:00.767 --> 00:00:00.800 line:6% align:center HEY, WHAT'S UP, ST 00:00:00.800 --> 00:00:00.834 line:6% align:center HEY, WHAT'S UP, STEV 00:00:00.834 --> 00:00:00.900 line:6% align:center HEY, WHAT'S UP, STEVE? 00:00:00.900 --> 00:00:00.934 line:6% align:center HEY, WHAT'S UP, STEVE? HE
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.401 --> 00:00:02.402 line:90% align:center [DING] 00:00:02.435 --> 00:00:03.903 line:90% align:center WHAT YOU WANT? 00:00:03.937 --> 00:00:07.040 line:84% align:center I'M HERE TO SEE REGINA GRIER. 00:00:07.073 --> 00:00:08.908 line:84% align:center DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT? 00:00:08.942 --> 00:00:11.277 line:90% align:center I'M WARRINGTON STEELE. 00:00:11.311 --> 00:00:14.047 line:84% align:center PERHAPS YOU RECOGNIZE ME FROM THE WHEATIES BOX. 00:00:16.349 --> 00:00:18.785 line:84% align:center I DON'T CARE IF YOU CAPTAIN CRUNCH. 00:00:20.387 --> 00:00:22.122 line:84% align:center DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT? 00:00:22.155 --> 00:00:24.824 line:84% align:center I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM. 00:00:24.858 --> 00:00:25.825 line:90% align:center MY NAME IS...
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.368 --> 00:00:02.302 line:84% align:center YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 00:00:02.335 --> 00:00:03.336 line:90% align:center YEAH. 00:00:03.370 --> 00:00:04.337 line:78% align:center HEY, LITTLE MAMA. HEY, CEDDY. 00:00:04.371 --> 00:00:05.438 line:84% align:center LOOK, HERE'S AN INVITATION 00:00:05.472 --> 00:00:07.173 line:84% align:center TO ME AND STEVE'S PARTY THIS SATURDAY. 00:00:07.207 --> 00:00:08.675 line:84% align:center NOW E WILL BE NO PLAYER HATING, 00:00:08.708 --> 00:00:11.678 line:84% align:center 'CAUSE BOOTIES WILL BE SHAKING. 00:00:11.711 --> 00:00:12.912 line:90% align:center COOL! 00:00:12.946 --> 00:00:15.181 line:84% align:center OH, GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. 00:00:15.215 --> 00:00:16.316 line:84% align:center YOU ALL REMEMBER
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.701 --> 00:00:03.670 line:84% align:center GOOD NIGHT, MR. HIGHTOWER. 00:00:03.703 --> 00:00:06.172 line:84% align:center WHOA, LOOK AT LITTLE PIGGY HERE, 00:00:06.206 --> 00:00:08.441 line:84% align:center LOOKING ALL SULTRY WITH YOUR TIGHT DRESS 00:00:08.475 --> 00:00:10.043 line:84% align:center AND YOUR HIGH HEEL SHOES. 00:00:10.076 --> 00:00:11.378 line:84% align:center IS THIS YOUR WAY OF GETTING MORE DADDIES 00:00:11.411 --> 00:00:13.480 line:90% align:center TO SHOW UP AT PTA? 00:00:13.513 --> 00:00:15.448 line:84% align:center NO, ACTUALLY, WARRINGTON AND I 00:00:15.482 --> 00:00:17.317 line:84% align:center ARE CELEBRATING A VERY SPECIAL EVENING. 00:00:17.350 --> 00:00:20.720 line:78% align:center MUST HAVE GOT THAT ENDORSEMENT FOR DARK 'N LOVELY.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.501 --> 00:00:02.836 line:90% align:center HEY, EVERYBODY. 00:00:02.869 --> 00:00:04.504 line:78% align:center AH, CEDRIC! YOU'RE JUST THE PERSON I WAS LOOKING FOR. 00:00:04.537 --> 00:00:06.439 line:84% align:center YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, DON'T YOU? 00:00:06.473 --> 00:00:07.841 line:90% align:center UH, SORRY I'M LATE. 00:00:07.874 --> 00:00:10.377 line:84% align:center SOMEBODY HELD UP THE DOUGHNUT SHOP, 00:00:10.410 --> 00:00:13.980 line:78% align:center AND THE POLICE HAD TO TAKE ALL THE FRITTERS AS EVIDENCE. 00:00:14.014 --> 00:00:16.850 line:78% align:center NO. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE CHARITY DANCE CONTEST, 00:00:16.883 --> 00:00:19.085 line:84% align:center YOU KNOW, TO RAISE MONEY FOR FIELD TRIPS. 00:00:19.119 --> 00:00:20.353 line:90% align:center OH, YEAH. YEAH.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.333 --> 00:00:00.400 line:6% align:center CE 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:00.433 line:6% align:center CE IS 00:00:00.433 --> 00:00:00.467 line:6% align:center CE IS N 00:00:00.467 --> 00:00:00.500 line:6% align:center CE IS NOT 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:00.533 line:6% align:center CE IS NOT T 00:00:00.533 --> 00:00:00.567 line:6% align:center CE IS NOT TO 00:00:00.567 --> 00:00:00.600 line:6% align:center CE IS NOT TO DO 00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:00.633 line:6% align:center CE IS NOT TO DO I 00:00:00.633 --> 00:00:00.667 line:6% align:center CE IS NOT TO DO IT, 00:00:03.870 --> 00:00:05.005 line:84% align:center
Sep 03, 2022 23:21:36 70.52KB
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.803 --> 00:00:05.372 line:84% align:center I LOVE THAT. [GIGGLES] 00:00:05.405 --> 00:00:06.639 line:90% align:center HEY, HEY, HEY. 00:00:06.673 --> 00:00:08.308 line:84% align:center COME ON NOW. COME ON NOW. 00:00:08.341 --> 00:00:10.543 line:84% align:center I TOLD YOU MY FATHER'D BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 00:00:10.577 --> 00:00:12.312 line:84% align:center YOU KNOW HE A DEACON IN THE CHURCH. 00:00:12.345 --> 00:00:13.813 line:84% align:center HE DON'T NEED TO SEE THIS. 00:00:13.847 --> 00:00:15.982 line:84% align:center SHOOT. HE PROBABLY GETTING ENOUGH OF THIS 00:00:16.016 --> 00:00:17.517 line:84% align:center DOWN AT VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL. 00:00:17.550 --> 00:00:20.720 line:78% align:center SO HOW'S HE HOLDIN' UP SINCE YOUR PARENTS' DIVORCE?
Sep 03, 2022 23:21:36 60.36KB
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:05.105 --> 00:00:06.773 line:90% align:center HEY, REGINA. 00:00:06.806 --> 00:00:08.742 line:84% align:center HEY! GOOD MORNING, MR. HIGHTOWER. 00:00:08.775 --> 00:00:09.776 line:90% align:center [SNIFFS] 00:00:09.809 --> 00:00:12.379 line:84% align:center OH! I LOVE THAT COLOGNE YOU'RE WEARING. 00:00:12.412 --> 00:00:14.381 line:90% align:center AND IS THAT A NEW TIE? 00:00:14.414 --> 00:00:18.118 line:84% align:center NO. THIS IS THAT TACKY TIE YOU BOUGHT ME FOR CHRISTMAS. 00:00:18.151 --> 00:00:21.054 line:84% align:center AND THAT SMELL IS I USED ZEST BODY WASH. 00:00:22.422 --> 00:00:24.858 line:84% align:center ALL RIGHT. NOW WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT? 00:00:24.891 --> 00:00:29.129 line:78% align:center WELL, UM, WE RECEIVED A LETTER FROM ONE OF OUR ALUMNI--MAX SUNDANCE. 00:00:29.162 --> 00:00:30.163 line:90% align:center MAX SUNDANCE...
Sep 03, 2022 23:21:36 61.93KB
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.534 --> 00:00:03.303 line:90% align:center SPUNKY WEBSTER HERE YET? 00:00:03.336 --> 00:00:05.171 line:84% align:center HER NAME IS NOT SPUNKY WEBSTER. 00:00:05.205 --> 00:00:06.539 line:90% align:center THAT WAS HER NAME ON TV. 00:00:06.573 --> 00:00:09.342 line:84% align:center HER REAL NAME IS MINDY PLUM, OK? 00:00:09.376 --> 00:00:11.211 line:84% align:center AIN'T THAT THAT CHILD STAR 00:00:11.244 --> 00:00:15.415 line:78% align:center THAT HAD THAT ACID FLASHBACK ON THE MUPPET SHOW? 00:00:15.448 --> 00:00:17.217 line:84% align:center NO. THAT WAS CHUNKY WINKLER. 00:00:17.250 --> 00:00:20.220 line:78% align:center SPUNKY WEBSTER WAS STALKIN' THE LIGHT-SKINNED KID IN KRISS KROSS. 00:00:20.253 --> 00:00:22.622 line:84% align:center GUYS, LOOK, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.934 --> 00:00:02.869 line:84% align:center OH, HEY, MR. HIGHTOWER. 00:00:02.902 --> 00:00:03.870 line:90% align:center HEY, REGINA. 00:00:03.903 --> 00:00:05.438 line:90% align:center DON'T FORGET 00:00:05.472 --> 00:00:06.873 line:78% align:center WE HAVE THE REGIONAL FACULTY CONFERENCE AFTER SCHOOL TONIGHT, 00:00:06.906 --> 00:00:08.441 line:90% align:center AND I'M DRIVING. 00:00:08.475 --> 00:00:11.478 line:78% align:center HEH HEH. I'M NOT RIDING IN YOUR DINKY LITTLE CAR. 00:00:11.511 --> 00:00:14.981 line:78% align:center WHERE YOU GET THAT THING SERVICED AT, TOYS 'R US? 00:00:15.015 --> 00:00:16.349 line:84% align:center ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN DRIVE. 00:00:16.383 --> 00:00:17.884 line:90% align:center BUT IF WE GET PULLED OVER, 00:00:17.917 --> 00:00:21.221 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.368 --> 00:00:03.503 line:90% align:center [COUGHING] 00:00:05.005 --> 00:00:06.439 line:84% align:center [STUFFED UP] [COUGHING]AWG.Ñ? 00:00:10.777 --> 00:00:12.012 line:90% align:center CED... 00:00:12.045 --> 00:00:14.381 line:78% align:center YOU OUGHT TO BE AT HOME, MAN. LOOK AT YOU. 00:00:14.414 --> 00:00:16.149 line:90% align:center YOUR EYES ALL GLAZED OVER. 00:00:16.182 --> 00:00:19.886 line:84% align:center YOU SWEATING LIKE HAMMER AT THE ATM. 00:00:25.792 --> 00:00:28.028 line:84% align:center I CAN'T MISS CLASS, DAWG. 00:00:28.061 --> 00:00:30.296 line:78% align:center IT'S 2 MORE WEEKS, AND THEY HAVE TO GIVE ME THE TROPHY 00:00:30.330 --> 00:00:31.765 line:84% align:center FOR PERFECT ATTENDANCE. 00:00:31.798 --> 00:00:33.500 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.568 --> 00:00:04.204 line:84% align:center HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS, LITTLE MAMA? 00:00:04.237 --> 00:00:06.272 line:78% align:center SCRAMBLED HARD, WITH A WEDGE OF VELVEETA 00:00:06.306 --> 00:00:10.043 line:84% align:center AND A SLICE OF HOT-BUTTERED CEDDIE. 00:00:10.076 --> 00:00:13.246 line:78% align:center HEY, CED. YOU EVER WAKE UP IN THE MORNING SOMETIME 00:00:13.279 --> 00:00:15.448 line:78% align:center AND JUST KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT DAY? 00:00:15.482 --> 00:00:16.483 line:90% align:center HI, STEVE. 00:00:16.516 --> 00:00:19.819 line:84% align:center AND THEN IT GET ALL SHOT TO HELL? 00:00:19.853 --> 00:00:22.288 line:84% align:center YOU'RE HERE AGAIN, HUH, LOVITA? 00:00:22.322 --> 00:00:23.656 line:90% align:center UH-HUH.
Sep 03, 2022 23:21:36 59.88KB
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.935 --> 00:00:03.903 line:84% align:center YO, THIS CAMERA IS THE BOMB. 00:00:03.937 --> 00:00:06.406 line:84% align:center I BEEN SNAPPIN' PICTURES WITH THIS THING ALL DAY. 00:00:06.439 --> 00:00:08.475 line:78% align:center LOOK AT ALL THE LITTLE GIZMOS ON IT. HOW DOES IT WORK? 00:00:08.508 --> 00:00:10.910 line:84% align:center WELL, ROMEO, I DON'T REALLY KNOW, 00:00:10.944 --> 00:00:12.746 line:84% align:center BUT IT'S REALLY NICE AND SHINY. 00:00:12.779 --> 00:00:15.115 line:84% align:center HEY, BULLETHEAD. COOL CAMERA. 00:00:15.148 --> 00:00:17.650 line:84% align:center WOW. ARE YOU ACTUALLY TALKIN' TO ME? 00:00:17.684 --> 00:00:20.120 line:84% align:center YEAH. YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A MODEL. 00:00:20.153 --> 00:00:21.621 line:90% align:center TAKE MY PICTURE.
Sep 03, 2022 23:21:36 69.74KB
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.968 --> 00:00:05.472 line:84% align:center UH, GET OFF THE PHONE. GET OFF THE PHONE! 00:00:05.505 --> 00:00:07.173 line:84% align:center HEY, SHE'LL CALL YA BACK. 00:00:07.207 --> 00:00:09.976 line:84% align:center CEDDY, THAT WAS THE PSYCHIC NETWORK! 00:00:10.010 --> 00:00:11.945 line:84% align:center ESTHER ROLLE WAS JUST ABOUT TO TELL ME 00:00:11.978 --> 00:00:14.881 line:84% align:center IF MY STEPDADDY REALLY STOPPED DRINKIN'. 00:00:14.914 --> 00:00:17.050 line:84% align:center LOOK, I'M SORRY, LITTLE MAMA, 00:00:17.083 --> 00:00:18.485 line:84% align:center BUT THE RADIO STATION JUST PLAYED 00:00:18.518 --> 00:00:21.921 line:84% align:center I AIN'T GONNA BUMP NO MO' WITH A BIG FAT WOMAN. 00:00:21.955 --> 00:00:24.457 line:84% align:center OH, LORD, I HOPE I HIT.
Sep 03, 2022 23:21:36 64.88KB
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.934 --> 00:00:02.635 line:90% align:center ATTENTION, ATTENTION. 00:00:02.669 --> 00:00:06.006 line:78% align:center BIG DADDY'S CHICORY FLAVORED, BOOTY-SHAKIN' COFFEE 00:00:06.039 --> 00:00:08.742 line:84% align:center IS NOW READY FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION. 00:00:08.775 --> 00:00:11.077 line:90% align:center THERE IT IS. 00:00:11.111 --> 00:00:15.915 line:84% align:center WELL, JUAN VALDEZ AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON YOU, DOG. 00:00:15.949 --> 00:00:18.518 line:84% align:center HEY, HEY. HOLD UP, LOVITA. 00:00:18.551 --> 00:00:19.619 line:90% align:center COME ON, NOW. 00:00:19.652 --> 00:00:22.088 line:78% align:center DON'T BE PUTTIN' ALL THAT FAKE POWDERED CREAM 00:00:22.122 --> 00:00:24.124 line:84% align:center IN THAT STRONG, BLACK COFFEE, 00:00:24.157 --> 00:00:27.427 line:78% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.902 --> 00:00:06.373 line:78% align:center ROMEO, I JUST HEARD WHY EVERYONE KEEPS TURNING YOU DOWN FOR THE DANCE. 00:00:06.406 --> 00:00:09.843 line:84% align:center IT'S BECAUSE CORETTA COX WANTS TO GO WITH YOU. 00:00:09.876 --> 00:00:11.478 line:84% align:center CORETTA "THE OX" COX? 00:00:11.511 --> 00:00:12.846 line:90% align:center MM-HMM. 00:00:12.879 --> 00:00:14.614 line:84% align:center WILL YOU LISTEN TO YOU KIDS? 00:00:14.647 --> 00:00:16.516 line:84% align:center ALWAYS PLAYING ALL HARD, 00:00:16.549 --> 00:00:18.418 line:84% align:center NOW YOU SCARED OF SOME LITTLE GIRL. 00:00:18.451 --> 00:00:21.321 line:90% align:center [RUMBLING] 00:00:21.354 --> 00:00:23.490 line:84% align:center [RUMBLING] 00:00:23.523 --> 00:00:25.959 line:90% align:center WHAT IS THAT?
Sep 03, 2022 23:21:34 71.92KB
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.801 --> 00:00:04.904 line:78% align:center YO, MR. HIGHTOWER, COACH, CHECK OUT OUR NEW LOOK. 00:00:04.938 --> 00:00:06.272 line:84% align:center YEAH, WE'RE BRING BACK THE KRISS-KROSS LOOK, 00:00:06.306 --> 00:00:09.075 line:78% align:center EXCEPT WE'RE NOT JUST WEARING OUR PANTS BACKWARDS, 00:00:09.109 --> 00:00:10.910 line:84% align:center WE'RE WEARING EVERYTHING BACKWARDS. 00:00:10.944 --> 00:00:12.012 line:90% align:center KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 00:00:19.085 --> 00:00:21.588 line:78% align:center YOU KNOW WHAT THE SAD THING IS, CED? 00:00:21.621 --> 00:00:25.091 line:78% align:center THEY AIN'T THE DUMBEST KIDS AT THIS SCHOOL. 00:00:25.125 --> 00:00:27.260 line:90% align:center [BEEPER] 00:00:27.293 --> 00:00:30.163 line:6% align:center CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.768 --> 00:00:02.702 line:90% align:center [LAUGHTER] 00:00:04.738 --> 00:00:07.040 line:90% align:center OH, MR. HIGHTOWER, 00:00:07.073 --> 00:00:09.476 line:84% align:center THIS RIGHT HERE IS BLACK LOVE INCENSE. 00:00:09.509 --> 00:00:10.977 line:84% align:center I CAN BREAK YOU OFF, LIKE, A 10-PACK 00:00:11.011 --> 00:00:12.379 line:90% align:center FOR A COUPLE BONES. 00:00:12.412 --> 00:00:15.949 line:78% align:center SON, WHY YOU TRYING TO PUSH THIS OLD INCENSE OFF ON ME? 00:00:15.982 --> 00:00:19.285 line:78% align:center I NEED 200 BUCKS FOR A PAIR OF NEW AIR ZEUS SNEAKERS. 00:00:19.319 --> 00:00:20.854 line:90% align:center $200? 00:00:22.288 --> 00:00:25.191 line:84% align:center IT DIDN'T COST THAT MUCH TO BURY MY GRANDDADDY. 00:00:25.225 --> 00:00:28.395 line:84% align:center MR. HIGHTOWER, THEM SHOES
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.968 --> 00:00:04.170 line:78% align:center MAMA, YOU KNOW YOU AIN'T GOT NO WARRANTY 00:00:04.204 --> 00:00:06.172 line:84% align:center ON THAT WASHING MACHINE. 00:00:06.206 --> 00:00:09.509 line:84% align:center YOU GOT IT DURING THE RIOTS. 00:00:09.542 --> 00:00:16.216 line:78% align:center UH, EXCUSE ME, MISS "SHOP UNTIL THE COPS SHOW UP." 00:00:16.249 --> 00:00:18.184 line:84% align:center I'M EXPECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL HERE. 00:00:18.218 --> 00:00:20.387 line:84% align:center I'D KIND OF LIKE TO KEEP THE LINES OPEN. 00:00:20.420 --> 00:00:23.056 line:84% align:center I'LL CALL YOU BACK, MAMA. 00:00:23.089 --> 00:00:26.426 line:78% align:center EXCUSE YOU... BUT I AM NOT HERE TO TAKE YOUR CALLS. 00:00:26.459 --> 00:00:28.495 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.300 --> 00:00:00.333 line:90% align:center [B 00:00:00.333 --> 00:00:00.367 line:90% align:center [BEL 00:00:00.367 --> 00:00:00.400 line:90% align:center [BELL 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:00.433 line:90% align:center [BELL RI 00:00:00.433 --> 00:00:00.467 line:90% align:center [BELL RING 00:00:00.467 --> 00:00:00.500 line:90% align:center [BELL RINGS] 00:00:02.068 --> 00:00:04.237 line:84% align:center OK, EVERYBODY, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY. 00:00:04.270 --> 00:00:05.739 line:84% align:center I WOULD GIVE Y'ALL HOMEWORK, 00:00:05.772 --> 00:00:07.741 line:84% align:center BUT I KNOW AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA HAPPEN TO IT 00:00:07.774 --> 00:00:08.908 line:84% align:center EXCEPT YOUR DOG GONNA EAT IT 00:00:08.942 --> 00:00:11.745 line:84% align:center AND YOUR KIDS WILL PROBABLY
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.700 --> 00:00:04.771 line:90% align:center [PLAYING PIANO] 00:00:04.804 --> 00:00:06.406 line:90% align:center HEY, MR. H., 00:00:06.439 --> 00:00:08.141 line:84% align:center WHASSUP? HA HA HA. 00:00:08.174 --> 00:00:10.810 line:84% align:center WHAT UP, HOMIE HOMIE H? 00:00:12.512 --> 00:00:14.681 line:84% align:center OH, LORD, JUNIOR AND VINCENT. 00:00:14.714 --> 00:00:15.949 line:84% align:center WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE? 00:00:15.982 --> 00:00:18.218 line:84% align:center WHAT HAPPENED, YOU SET YOUR SCHOOL ON FIRE AGAIN? 00:00:18.251 --> 00:00:19.219 line:84% align:center Vincent: HEY, HEY, 00:00:19.252 --> 00:00:20.987 line:84% align:center HEY, WE DIDN'T START A FIRE. 00:00:21.021 --> 00:00:23.256 line:84% align:center WE STARTED
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.800 --> 00:00:02.802 line:84% align:center OK, CED, WHAT YOU GOT? 00:00:02.836 --> 00:00:03.937 line:90% align:center CHECK IT OUT, DAWG. 00:00:03.970 --> 00:00:06.339 line:84% align:center 2 SEATS MID-COURT FOR THE BULLS GAME TONIGHT. 00:00:06.373 --> 00:00:08.541 line:84% align:center DIDN'T I TELL YOU MY COUSIN LARRY 00:00:08.575 --> 00:00:10.343 line:84% align:center HAD THE BOMB TICKET CONNECTION? 00:00:10.377 --> 00:00:13.847 line:84% align:center HA HA! OH, I GUESS LARRY IS ALL RIGHT. 00:00:13.880 --> 00:00:17.317 line:84% align:center BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, CED? IF YOU ASK ME, 00:00:17.350 --> 00:00:18.985 line:90% align:center ANYBODY OVER 300 POUNDS 00:00:19.019 --> 00:00:22.489 line:84% align:center REALLY SHOULDN'T WEAR BICYCLE SHORTS. 00:00:22.522 --> 00:00:24.924 line:84% align:center CEDDY,
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.235 --> 00:00:03.303 line:90% align:center SHH. 00:00:11.678 --> 00:00:13.813 line:90% align:center OK... 00:00:13.847 --> 00:00:16.182 line:90% align:center WHAT'S UNDER THE TOWEL? 00:00:16.216 --> 00:00:18.818 line:84% align:center TAKEOUT. LAUNDRY. 00:00:18.852 --> 00:00:20.420 line:84% align:center TAKEOUT. LAUNDRY. 00:00:21.988 --> 00:00:24.858 line:78% align:center ACTUALLY, DOG, WE--WE WAS DOIN' LAUNDRY 00:00:24.891 --> 00:00:26.126 line:84% align:center AND GOT HUNGRY, SO... 00:00:26.159 --> 00:00:28.161 line:84% align:center THAT'S TAKEOUT UNDER THE TOWEL. 00:00:28.194 --> 00:00:30.096 line:90% align:center YEAH, HOT WINGS. 00:00:30.130 --> 00:00:32.332 line:90% align:center [BIRD CHIRPS]
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.067 --> 00:00:03.903 line:6% align:center TO GIRLFRIEND 00:00:03.937 --> 00:00:08.375 line:84% align:center USE MY BURGUNDY SHOE POLISH TO TOUCH UP HER STREAKS AGAIN? 00:00:08.408 --> 00:00:11.911 line:78% align:center AW, STEVE, LOOK, YOU JUST MESSED UP MY LOVE-JAM TAPE 00:00:11.945 --> 00:00:13.279 line:84% align:center I WAS MAKING FOR LOVITA. 00:00:13.313 --> 00:00:16.049 line:84% align:center WHAT YOU NEED A LOVE-JAM TAPE FOR? 00:00:16.082 --> 00:00:19.119 line:84% align:center ALL IT'S EVER TOOK BEFORE WAS A BOTTLE OF RIUNITE 00:00:19.152 --> 00:00:21.888 line:84% align:center AND THE OPENING CREDITS TO SILK STALKINGS. 00:00:23.623 --> 00:00:27.594 line:78% align:center LOOK, LOVITA'S FAMILY REUNION IS IN TWO WEEKS. 00:00:27.627 --> 00:00:29.596 line:84% align:center I GOT TO DO A LOT OF BUTTERING UP
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.834 --> 00:00:03.903 line:90% align:center MAN, IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE, 00:00:03.937 --> 00:00:05.472 line:84% align:center AND I MEAN IT'S WICKED, TOO. 00:00:05.505 --> 00:00:08.174 line:78% align:center THEY GOT TRAFFIC JAMS OUT THERE, CAR ACCIDENTS, 00:00:08.208 --> 00:00:09.642 line:90% align:center AND WORST OF ALL, 00:00:09.676 --> 00:00:13.680 line:78% align:center I'M GETTING A NASTY SALT RING AROUND MY GATORS. 00:00:14.914 --> 00:00:18.551 line:84% align:center WHEW! GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. 00:00:18.585 --> 00:00:22.055 line:78% align:center WELL, YOU KNOW, I COULDN'T ASK FOR BETTER WEATHER FOR MY SKI WEEKEND 00:00:22.088 --> 00:00:24.991 line:84% align:center WITH THE INCREDIBLY HANDSOME AND COMPLEX 00:00:25.025 --> 00:00:27.861 line:90% align:center DR. HAMILTON CLOUD III.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.801 --> 00:00:03.303 line:90% align:center HEY, HEY, STEVE. 00:00:03.336 --> 00:00:06.072 line:84% align:center RAY'S BACHELOR PARTY IS REALLY COMING TOGETHER. 00:00:06.106 --> 00:00:07.774 line:78% align:center I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ANOTHER ONE OF OUR FRAT BROTHERS 00:00:07.807 --> 00:00:09.042 line:90% align:center IS GETTING MARRIED. 00:00:09.075 --> 00:00:10.477 line:84% align:center YEAH, BOY, BUT I'M TELLING YOU, 00:00:10.510 --> 00:00:12.379 line:84% align:center THIS BACHELOR PARTY HERE, SEE, 00:00:12.412 --> 00:00:13.847 line:84% align:center IT GOING TO BE OFF THE HOOK. 00:00:13.880 --> 00:00:15.815 line:90% align:center [LAUGHS] 00:00:15.849 --> 00:00:18.251 line:84% align:center HEY, DOG, YOU THINK WE SHOULD HAVE MUD WRESTLING? 00:00:18.284 --> 00:00:21.988 line:78% align:center WE GOT TO HAVE MUD,
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.967 --> 00:00:02.235 line:90% align:center [KNOCK ON DOOR] 00:00:02.268 --> 00:00:03.403 line:84% align:center IF YOU'RE A COP, I'M TELLING YOU, 00:00:03.436 --> 00:00:06.072 line:90% align:center I GOT A VIDEO CAMERA! 00:00:09.676 --> 00:00:12.412 line:84% align:center LOVITA? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S MIDNIGHT. 00:00:12.445 --> 00:00:14.280 line:90% align:center YOU... 00:00:14.314 --> 00:00:17.984 line:84% align:center PACKED KIND OF HEAVY FOR A BOOTY CALL, AIN'T YOU? 00:00:18.018 --> 00:00:20.286 line:84% align:center I HAD A FIGHT WITH MY MAMA. 00:00:20.320 --> 00:00:22.288 line:84% align:center AND I'M NOT SLEEPING IN HER HOUSE. 00:00:22.322 --> 00:00:25.225 line:90% align:center CEDRIC! GET OUT HERE NOW! 00:00:25.258 --> 00:00:26.926 line:84% align:center WHAT'S WRONG, DOG?
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.633 --> 00:00:02.769 line:90% align:center HEY, Y'ALL! 00:00:02.802 --> 00:00:05.739 line:78% align:center LOOK WHO'S COME ALL THE WAY FROM DEEP HOLE, LOUISIANA, 00:00:05.772 --> 00:00:07.741 line:84% align:center TO PAY ME A SURPRISE VISIT. 00:00:07.774 --> 00:00:12.946 line:84% align:center EVERYBODY, THIS HERE'S MY GREAT-AUNT TULABETT. 00:00:12.979 --> 00:00:16.383 line:78% align:center WELL, IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO MEET ONE OF LOVITA'S RELATIVES. 00:00:16.416 --> 00:00:20.687 line:78% align:center IT KIND OF HELPS TO EXPLAIN THE ENIGMA THAT IS LOVITA. 00:00:22.188 --> 00:00:26.259 line:78% align:center WELL, NOW, HE PUTS ME IN THE MIND OF NADINE JOHNSON'S BOY. 00:00:26.292 --> 00:00:28.528 line:84% align:center HE DON'T BATHE. HE JUST WEAR COLOGNE. 00:00:34.734 --> 00:00:37.670 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:00.633 line:6% align:center BO 00:00:00.633 --> 00:00:00.667 line:6% align:center BODY 00:00:00.667 --> 00:00:00.700 line:6% align:center BODY. 00:00:01.401 --> 00:00:02.769 line:84% align:center I THINK YOU ALREADY HEARD 00:00:02.802 --> 00:00:04.404 line:84% align:center THAT I'M BEING HONORED AT THE GRAND OPENING 00:00:04.437 --> 00:00:06.373 line:84% align:center OF THE FUNK CAFE UP IN DETROIT. 00:00:06.406 --> 00:00:08.174 line:84% align:center NOW, I JUST CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO DONATE 00:00:08.208 --> 00:00:10.210 line:84% align:center TO PUT ON PERMANENT DISPLAY UP THERE-- 00:00:10.243 --> 00:00:13.380 line:84% align:center MY SILVER-LAMé JUMPSUIT... 00:00:15.248 --> 00:00:18.818 line:84% align:center OR MY 10-INCH PLATFORMS
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.802 --> 00:00:05.305 line:84% align:center REGINA, I HOPE THIS IS IMPORTANT, 00:00:05.338 --> 00:00:08.842 line:78% align:center BECAUSE TODAY I FINALLY HAD A BREAKTHROUGH WITH THE EBONICS BOY. 00:00:08.875 --> 00:00:13.980 line:78% align:center TODAY HE ACTUALLY SAID SHRIMP INSTEAD OF SHTRIMPS. 00:00:14.014 --> 00:00:17.784 line:72% align:center wo AND THAT'S A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHY YOU'VE ALL BEEN CALLED HERE. 00:00:17.817 --> 00:00:20.420 line:84% align:center THE NOMINATING COMMITTEE HAS SELECTED ALL OF YOU 00:00:20.453 --> 00:00:23.189 line:84% align:center TO BE CONSIDERED FOR TEACHER OF THE YEAR. 00:00:23.223 --> 00:00:25.825 line:84% align:center TOUCH ME GOOD THERE, BOY. 00:00:25.859 --> 00:00:27.227 line:90% align:center ALL RIGHT. 00:00:27.260 --> 00:00:28.762 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.803 --> 00:00:04.804 line:84% align:center GOOD MORNING, HONEY BUMP. 00:00:04.838 --> 00:00:07.474 line:84% align:center HEY, CEDDY. DID YOU ORDER THAT WATCH 00:00:07.507 --> 00:00:09.275 line:84% align:center OUTTA THAT STAR TREK CATALOG? 00:00:09.309 --> 00:00:10.844 line:84% align:center YOU KNOW I WANTED TO GET MAMA 00:00:10.877 --> 00:00:13.713 line:78% align:center SOME OF THOSE LEVAR BURTON SUNGLASSES. 00:00:13.747 --> 00:00:16.750 line:84% align:center LOVEY, THIS IS NOT A WATCH. 00:00:16.783 --> 00:00:18.218 line:84% align:center THIS IS SOME TECHNOLOGICAL, 00:00:18.251 --> 00:00:21.287 line:84% align:center HIGH-DIGITAL, 007 KINDA STUFF. 00:00:21.321 --> 00:00:25.058 line:84% align:center EVEN BILL GATES CAN'T GET HIS HANDS ON THIS.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.967 --> 00:00:02.302 line:84% align:center OK, CLASS, I'D LIKE TO, UH... 00:00:02.335 --> 00:00:04.604 line:84% align:center INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEONE YOU MIGHT REMEMBER 00:00:04.637 --> 00:00:06.272 line:84% align:center FROM OUR FIRST CAREER DAY. 00:00:06.306 --> 00:00:08.742 line:84% align:center FAMOUS TELEVISION PRODUCER, MR. BYRON CLARK. 00:00:08.775 --> 00:00:10.677 line:84% align:center SO SHOW YOUR LOVE, EVERYBODY. 00:00:13.213 --> 00:00:14.214 line:90% align:center GOOD MORNING, CLASS. 00:00:14.247 --> 00:00:16.783 line:84% align:center YOU PROBABLY DON'T REMEMBER ME-- 00:00:16.816 --> 00:00:18.852 line:78% align:center I REMEMBER YOU. YOU THAT BROTHER THAT BROKE DOWN 00:00:18.885 --> 00:00:21.321 line:84% align:center IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.334 --> 00:00:02.569 line:90% align:center ♪ I GOT A WOMAN ♪ 00:00:02.602 --> 00:00:04.671 line:84% align:center ♪ THE DROUGHT IS OVER ♪ 00:00:04.704 --> 00:00:06.573 line:90% align:center ♪ I GOT A WOMAN ♪ 00:00:06.606 --> 00:00:09.142 line:90% align:center ♪ THE DROUGHT IS OVER ♪ 00:00:09.175 --> 00:00:10.810 line:78% align:center ♪ I GOT A WOMAN ♪ WELL, GOOD, STEVE. 00:00:10.844 --> 00:00:13.279 line:84% align:center I'M GLAD SOMEBODY GETTING SOME LOVIN'. 00:00:13.313 --> 00:00:14.514 line:84% align:center SINCE LOVITA'S BEEN TIED UP 00:00:14.547 --> 00:00:16.082 line:84% align:center WITH THE SCHOOL RUMMAGE SALE, 00:00:16.116 --> 00:00:19.185 line:84% align:center I'VE BEEN WOMANLESS FOR 5 WHOLE DAYS. 00:00:19.219 --> 00:00:21.121 line:84% align:center I GOT A NEW RESPECT FOR YOU, STEVE.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.368 --> 00:00:02.335 line:90% align:center ♪ HE IS ♪ 00:00:02.369 --> 00:00:03.870 line:90% align:center ♪ HE IS MY FRIEND ♪ 00:00:03.903 --> 00:00:08.141 line:84% align:center Female soloist: ♪ WHEN ♪ 00:00:08.174 --> 00:00:12.245 line:72% align:center ó? ♪ I'M SAD ♪ 00:00:12.278 --> 00:00:14.280 line:90% align:center ♪ ALL ALONE, HE MAKES ME ♪ 00:00:14.314 --> 00:00:18.418 line:90% align:center ♪ OH, HE MAKES ME GLAD ♪ 00:00:18.451 --> 00:00:19.919 line:90% align:center ♪ OOOH ♪ 00:00:19.953 --> 00:00:23.423 line:90% align:center Choir: ♪ HE'S ♪ 00:00:23.456 --> 00:00:27.160 line:90% align:center ♪ MY ♪ 00:00:27.193 --> 00:00:30.063 line:90% align:center ♪ FRIEND ♪ 00:00:30.096 --> 00:00:35.035 line:90% align:center ♪ YES ♪ 00:00:37.504 --> 00:00:39.672 line:90% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:04.170 --> 00:00:05.405 line:90% align:center HEY, DOG. 00:00:05.438 --> 00:00:09.109 line:90% align:center OH, NO, CED, PLEASE. 00:00:09.142 --> 00:00:12.078 line:78% align:center DON'T TELL ME MY WORST NIGHTMARE'S ABOUT TO COME TRUE. 00:00:12.112 --> 00:00:14.948 line:90% align:center LOVITA MOVING IN? 00:00:14.981 --> 00:00:17.484 line:90% align:center I HEARD THAT. 00:00:17.517 --> 00:00:19.352 line:84% align:center LOOK, DOG, YOU ARE NOT HELPING HERE. 00:00:19.386 --> 00:00:22.255 line:78% align:center LOVITA'S HELPING ME OUT WITH SOME SPRING CLEANING. 00:00:22.288 --> 00:00:24.391 line:84% align:center SHE'S UPSET 'CAUSE SHE FOUND AN OLD WATCH 00:00:24.424 --> 00:00:27.394 line:84% align:center MY OLD GIRLFRIEND YOLANDA GAVE ME BACK IN COLLEGE. 00:00:27.427 --> 00:00:30.263 line:84% align:center I'M NOT UPSET
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.567 --> 00:00:04.371 line:6% align:center , LADIES... 00:00:04.404 --> 00:00:06.406 line:90% align:center AND LOVITA... 00:00:06.439 --> 00:00:09.275 line:84% align:center YOU ARE NOW LOOKING AT THE PRO OWNER 00:00:09.309 --> 00:00:13.913 line:84% align:center OF A STATE-OF-THE-ART, BIG DADDY, BIG SCREEN TV. 00:00:13.947 --> 00:00:17.350 line:78% align:center AND JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE THAT BIG DADDY HAS, 00:00:17.384 --> 00:00:19.085 line:90% align:center IT'S BIG... 00:00:19.119 --> 00:00:22.922 line:84% align:center AND GIVES HOURS OF PLEASURE. 00:00:22.956 --> 00:00:24.524 line:90% align:center [LAUGHS] OH, PLEASE! 00:00:24.557 --> 00:00:28.328 line:78% align:center HIGHTOWER, EVERYBODY KNOWS THE ONLY REASON A MAN GETS A BIG TV 00:00:28.361 --> 00:00:31.197 line:84% align:center IS TO COMPENSATE
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.734 --> 00:00:03.236 line:90% align:center BE A PRISON GUARD. 00:00:03.269 --> 00:00:05.438 line:84% align:center IT'S NOT GLAMOROUS, BUT IT-- 00:00:05.472 --> 00:00:08.074 line:84% align:center WELL, IT DOESN'T REALLY PAY MUCH, EITHER, 00:00:08.108 --> 00:00:09.776 line:90% align:center BUT IT'S DANGEROUS. 00:00:09.809 --> 00:00:11.511 line:84% align:center SOMETIMES I HAVE NIGHTMARES. 00:00:15.982 --> 00:00:19.219 line:84% align:center THANK YOU, PRISON GUARD BOB. 00:00:20.587 --> 00:00:22.956 line:84% align:center ALL RIGHT, NOW, LISTEN, OUR NEXT GUEST SPEAKER 00:00:22.989 --> 00:00:25.291 line:84% align:center IS A SUCCESSFUL TELEVISION PRODUCER, 00:00:25.325 --> 00:00:28.361 line:84% align:center AND YOU MAY HAVE SEEN SOME OF HIS SPECIALS: 00:00:28.395 --> 00:00:31.431 line:84% align:center TITO:
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.567 --> 00:00:02.235 line:6% align:center UT. 00:00:02.268 --> 00:00:03.503 line:84% align:center YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE FINE LITTLE GIRL 00:00:03.536 --> 00:00:04.971 line:90% align:center DOWNÑoT THE COFFEEHOUSE? 00:00:05.005 --> 00:00:06.773 line:90% align:center LAST NIGHT I FOUND OUT 00:00:06.806 --> 00:00:10.243 line:84% align:center SHE WANTED TO MAKE SWEET LATTE WITH BIG DADDY. 00:00:10.276 --> 00:00:11.611 line:90% align:center HMM. 00:00:11.644 --> 00:00:13.413 line:78% align:center DOG, IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THAT MUSCULAR REDHEAD GIRL 00:00:13.446 --> 00:00:16.316 line:84% align:center THAT WEAR TOO MUCH FOUNDATION, 00:00:16.349 --> 00:00:18.585 line:90% align:center CHECK OUT THE HANDS. 00:00:18.618 --> 00:00:21.421 line:90% align:center NO, NO, CED, LISTEN TO ME. 00:00:21.454 --> 00:00:24.557 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.034 --> 00:00:04.004 line:6% align:center HEY, CED, YOU SEEN MY D.M.V. BOOKLET? 00:00:04.037 --> 00:00:05.972 line:78% align:center I GOT TO TAKE THAT DRIVER'S TEST IN THE MORNING. 00:00:06.006 --> 00:00:08.241 line:84% align:center OH, YEAH. UH, HERE YOU GO, DOG. 00:00:14.781 --> 00:00:16.449 line:84% align:center HEY, DOG, BEFORE YOU EVEN ASK... 00:00:16.483 --> 00:00:18.218 line:90% align:center HERE'S THE RENT CHECK. 00:00:18.251 --> 00:00:21.955 line:84% align:center SIGNED, SEALED, AND DATED TODAY. 00:00:21.988 --> 00:00:23.890 line:78% align:center OK, CED, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING NOW. 00:00:23.923 --> 00:00:25.358 line:84% align:center THIS CHECK BETTER CLEAR THIS TIME, 00:00:25.392 --> 00:00:27.293 line:78% align:center 'CAUSE I'M TIRED OF THE BUILDING
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.269 --> 00:00:04.804 line:90% align:center MISS JENKINS? 00:00:04.838 --> 00:00:07.240 line:78% align:center WHY ARE ALL THESE LADY TEACHERS COMING IN HERE? 00:00:07.273 --> 00:00:09.209 line:84% align:center HEY, HEY, HEY, RELAX, LYDIA. 00:00:09.242 --> 00:00:12.278 line:78% align:center WORD HAS OBVIOUSLY GOTTEN OUT THAT MR. GQ OF THE FACULTY 00:00:12.312 --> 00:00:15.281 line:84% align:center HAS GOTTEN HIMSELF A NEW SUIT. HA HA! 00:00:15.315 --> 00:00:19.786 line:78% align:center UH, LADIES, PLEASE, LET'S FORM A LINE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION. 00:00:19.819 --> 00:00:22.722 line:78% align:center THOSE OF YOU WITH CAMERAS, WANT TO LINE UP TO THE LEFT, PLEASE? 00:00:22.756 --> 00:00:24.057 line:90% align:center HA HA HA! 00:00:24.090 --> 00:00:25.358 line:90% align:center UH, HUH...UH, HUH...
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.768 --> 00:00:04.437 line:78% align:center WELCOME BACK ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, EVERYONE. 00:00:04.471 --> 00:00:06.306 line:84% align:center HELLO, RETURNING SENIORS. 00:00:06.339 --> 00:00:09.542 line:84% align:center 6 IS THE MAGIC NUMBER. TCH, TCH. 00:00:09.576 --> 00:00:10.777 line:90% align:center WHOO. 00:00:10.810 --> 00:00:12.779 line:84% align:center WELL, YOU KNOW, I TRIED TO PASS 00:00:12.812 --> 00:00:14.647 line:78% align:center AS MANY OF 'EM AS I COULD, BUT, YOU KNOW, 00:00:14.681 --> 00:00:17.050 line:78% align:center THAT McDONALD'S MANAGER TRAINING PROGRAM 00:00:17.083 --> 00:00:19.252 line:84% align:center JUST COULDN'T HANDLE BUT SO MANY. 00:00:19.285 --> 00:00:20.720 line:90% align:center OH, UH, LOVITA,
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.602 --> 00:00:03.636 line:90% align:center HI, CEDDIE BEAR. 00:00:03.670 --> 00:00:05.305 line:84% align:center I JUST ORDERED OUR WEDDING CAKE. 00:00:05.338 --> 00:00:08.108 line:84% align:center IT'S GOING TO HAVE 4 TIERS, 3 FLAVORS, 00:00:08.141 --> 00:00:12.512 line:78% align:center AND A BRIDGE OVER A HEART-SHAPED POOL OF PEACH COBBLER. 00:00:12.545 --> 00:00:15.081 line:90% align:center SOUNDS GREAT, LOVEY. 00:00:15.115 --> 00:00:18.852 line:78% align:center AND I'M REAL CLOSE TO PICKING A BAND FOR THE RECEPTION. 00:00:18.885 --> 00:00:24.157 line:78% align:center BUT WE ALREADY DECIDED MY COUSIN LATRELL WOULD DO HIS DIANA ROSS IMPERSONATION. 00:00:24.190 --> 00:00:29.295 line:84% align:center LISTEN, NOW, I LOVE LATRELL LIKE A BROTHER, 00:00:29.329 --> 00:00:31.398 line:90% align:center AND A SISTER...
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.368 --> 00:00:03.370 line:84% align:center GOOD MORNING, HIGHTOWER. 00:00:03.403 --> 00:00:04.537 line:84% align:center HEY, REGINA, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 00:00:04.571 --> 00:00:07.207 line:84% align:center WELL, GUESS WHO GOT THE OAKDALE COUNTRY CLUB 00:00:07.240 --> 00:00:09.609 line:84% align:center FOR MY SORORITY'S CHARITY BACHELOR AUCTION? 00:00:09.642 --> 00:00:11.945 line:84% align:center AND MY SISTERS SAID I COULDN'T DO IT. 00:00:11.978 --> 00:00:13.179 line:84% align:center WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO THAT? 00:00:13.213 --> 00:00:15.115 line:90% align:center BAM! 00:00:15.148 --> 00:00:19.085 line:84% align:center A COUNTRY CLUB BALLROOM IN YOUR FACE. HEH! 00:00:19.119 --> 00:00:20.086 line:90% align:center BACHELOR AUCTION? 00:00:20.120 --> 00:00:21.388 line:90% align:center UH-HUH.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.868 --> 00:00:03.203 line:90% align:center THERE YOU ARE, HONEYBUMP! 00:00:03.236 --> 00:00:05.105 line:84% align:center WHY'D YOU LEAVE SO EARLY THIS MORNING? 00:00:05.138 --> 00:00:06.406 line:84% align:center I HAD NO ONE THERE TO TELL ME 00:00:06.439 --> 00:00:08.441 line:84% align:center I STILL HAD TOOTHPASTE ON MY CHIN. 00:00:08.475 --> 00:00:09.809 line:90% align:center SO, WHOA, WHOA, DOG. 00:00:09.843 --> 00:00:12.412 line:78% align:center DIDN'T I TELL YOU YOU HAD LINT IN YOUR HAIR? 00:00:12.445 --> 00:00:14.280 line:78% align:center DIDN'T I TELL YOU THAT YOUR SOCKS DIDN'T MATCH? 00:00:14.314 --> 00:00:17.017 line:84% align:center NOW, ALL THAT THAT'S UP ON YOUR CHIN... 00:00:17.050 --> 00:00:19.119 line:90% align:center THAT'S ON YOU, DOG. 00:00:19.152 --> 00:00:22.122 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.636 --> 00:00:06.039 line:78% align:center TERRIBLE. I JUST EMBARRASSED MYSELF IN FRONT OF 00:00:06.139 --> 00:00:07.273 line:90% align:center ONE OF THE KIDS! 00:00:07.374 --> 00:00:08.808 line:84% align:center ONE OF THE BOYS WAS UPSET 00:00:08.908 --> 00:00:10.610 line:84% align:center BECAUSE HE HAD TO LET HIS PIGEON GO. 00:00:10.710 --> 00:00:13.613 line:78% align:center SO I SAID, WELL, MAYBE IT WOULD BE HAPPIER FLYING FREE IN THE WILD. 00:00:13.713 --> 00:00:15.682 line:84% align:center NOW, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW 00:00:15.782 --> 00:00:18.518 line:78% align:center HIS PIGEON WAS A SOPHOMORE NAMED LaKISHA? 00:00:21.788 --> 00:00:24.391 line:78% align:center REGINA, LOOK, YOU GOTTA STAY IN TOUCH WITH THESE KIDS. 00:00:24.491 --> 00:00:26.159 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.335 --> 00:00:04.938 line:84% align:center THERE'S OUR BLUSHING BRIDE! 00:00:04.971 --> 00:00:07.273 line:84% align:center LOVITA, I FINALLY THOUGHT OF SOMETHING SPECIAL 00:00:07.307 --> 00:00:09.242 line:84% align:center I'M GOING TO DO FOR YOUR WEDDING. 00:00:09.275 --> 00:00:10.777 line:90% align:center YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT. 00:00:10.810 --> 00:00:13.847 line:84% align:center OOH! THANK YOU, BOSS LADY! 00:00:13.880 --> 00:00:15.749 line:84% align:center I DIDN'T THINK WE WAS GOING TO FIND NOBODY 00:00:15.782 --> 00:00:17.684 line:84% align:center TO COSIGN FOR OUR NEW HYUNDAI. 00:00:17.717 --> 00:00:20.620 line:84% align:center NO, ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING 00:00:20.653 --> 00:00:22.455 line:84% align:center ABOUT THROWING YOU A SHOWER. 00:00:22.489 --> 00:00:24.591 line:90% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.334 --> 00:00:03.069 line:90% align:center [DOOR OPENS] 00:00:03.169 --> 00:00:04.804 line:84% align:center MORNING, REGINA. HEY. 00:00:04.904 --> 00:00:07.107 line:78% align:center YOU READY FOR CED AND LOVITA'S BIG WEDDING WEEKEND? 00:00:07.207 --> 00:00:08.742 line:84% align:center I CAN'T WAIT. ME EITHER. 00:00:08.842 --> 00:00:11.277 line:84% align:center [LAUGHS] HEY, UH, LOOKEE HERE. 00:00:11.378 --> 00:00:14.314 line:84% align:center YOU DO REALIZE THAT IT'S A TIME-HONORED TRADITION 00:00:14.414 --> 00:00:16.516 line:84% align:center FOR THE MAID OF HONOR-- THAT'S YOU-- 00:00:16.616 --> 00:00:20.687 line:90% align:center TO RELINQUISH HER BOUQUET 00:00:20.787 --> 00:00:24.724 line:84% align:center TO THE BEST MAN-- [CHUCKLES] THAT'S ME. 00:00:24.824 --> 00:00:26.826 line:90% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.634 --> 00:00:03.269 line:90% align:center STEVE. GREAT NEWS. 00:00:03.303 --> 00:00:05.805 line:78% align:center THE KIDS' ANTI-DRUG PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, 00:00:05.839 --> 00:00:07.540 line:84% align:center IT WON THE DISTRICT CONTEST. 00:00:07.574 --> 00:00:09.175 line:84% align:center OUR KIDS? MM-MMM. 00:00:09.209 --> 00:00:10.543 line:84% align:center YOU'RE KIDDING. NO. 00:00:10.577 --> 00:00:12.746 line:78% align:center AND GUESS WHAT THE FIRST PLACE PRIZE IS. 00:00:12.779 --> 00:00:16.116 line:78% align:center A TRIP TO UNIVERSAL'S ISLANDS OF ADVENTURE IN ORLANDO. 00:00:16.149 --> 00:00:18.184 line:84% align:center THEY HAVE 2 ROLLER COASTERS I'VE YET TO CONQUER, 00:00:18.218 --> 00:00:20.754 line:84% align:center AND I LIKE SITTING
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.634 --> 00:00:04.504 line:78% align:center STEVE, WE GONNA DESTROY THOSE OTHER CHEFS 00:00:04.537 --> 00:00:06.206 line:84% align:center IN THE WINDY CITY COOK-OFF. 00:00:06.239 --> 00:00:07.941 line:84% align:center WE GONNA WIN THAT FLAT SCREEN TV. 00:00:07.974 --> 00:00:09.309 line:90% align:center I KNOW WE GONNA WIN IT, 00:00:09.342 --> 00:00:11.444 line:84% align:center 'CAUSE I DONE ALREADY PICKED OUT A PLACE FOR IT. 00:00:11.478 --> 00:00:13.913 line:84% align:center CHECK IT OUT: RIGHT ON THE CEILING 00:00:13.947 --> 00:00:16.149 line:90% align:center ABOVE THE DINING ROOM TABLE. 00:00:16.182 --> 00:00:18.418 line:84% align:center THAT WAY, WHEN WE GET THROUGH EATING, 00:00:18.451 --> 00:00:21.354 line:84% align:center WE CAN JUST KICK BACK AND WATCH THE GAME. 00:00:24.324 --> 00:00:26.459 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.401 --> 00:00:03.303 line:84% align:center HEH HEH. WELL, IF IT AIN'T THE HAPPY NEWLYWEDS. 00:00:03.336 --> 00:00:05.405 line:84% align:center HEY, DOG, WHY DON'T YOU DITCH THAT BALL AND CHAIN, 00:00:05.438 --> 00:00:08.408 line:78% align:center 'CAUSE I GOT US COUPONS DOWN TO THE WET T-SHIRT CAR WASH. 00:00:10.310 --> 00:00:12.212 line:84% align:center SORRY, DOG. LOVITA AND I, 00:00:12.245 --> 00:00:15.615 line:78% align:center WE'RE BROWN-BAGGING IT FOR A WHILE TO HELP PAY OFF OUR WEDDING. 00:00:15.648 --> 00:00:16.816 line:84% align:center OH, THAT REMINDS ME, CEDDY. 00:00:16.850 --> 00:00:18.885 line:84% align:center I'VE DECIDED TO USE MY BEAUTY DEGREE 00:00:18.918 --> 00:00:20.553 line:78% align:center AND DO SOME HAIR ON THE SIDE FOR EXTRA MONEY. 00:00:20.587 --> 00:00:23.556 line:90% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.336 --> 00:00:04.938 line:84% align:center YOU ARE LEADING HEY. MY TEEN FEMINIST GROUP, 00:00:04.971 --> 00:00:06.473 line:90% align:center AND WHATEVER STEPHAN SAYS, 00:00:06.506 --> 00:00:08.675 line:84% align:center I DID NOT GIVE HIM PERMISSION TO COME IN. 00:00:08.708 --> 00:00:11.611 line:78% align:center WELL, REGINA, I DON'T MIND HELPING OUT AT ALL, 00:00:11.644 --> 00:00:13.046 line:78% align:center 'CAUSE I THINK THESE YOUNG GIRLS AROUND HERE 00:00:13.079 --> 00:00:14.447 line:84% align:center COULD USE A LITTLE SCHOOLING. 00:00:14.481 --> 00:00:15.915 line:84% align:center BECAUSE WHEN I GET DONE WITH THEM, 00:00:15.949 --> 00:00:18.084 line:78% align:center AT LEAST THEY'LL KNOW HOW TO TAKE A MAN OUT TO DINNER 00:00:18.118 --> 00:00:19.619 line:90% align:center AND PICK UP THE CHECK,
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.934 --> 00:00:02.669 line:84% align:center HEY, HEY, HEY, EVERYBODY. 00:00:02.702 --> 00:00:04.671 line:84% align:center VICE PRINCIPAL STEVE IS IN THE HOUSE! 00:00:04.704 --> 00:00:06.239 line:84% align:center NO PICTURES. NO PICTURES, NOW. 00:00:06.272 --> 00:00:07.574 line:90% align:center WELL, HOLD ON, NOW. 00:00:07.607 --> 00:00:09.209 line:90% align:center MAYBE JUST ONE. 00:00:09.242 --> 00:00:11.678 line:90% align:center HA! LOOK OUT, NOW. 00:00:11.711 --> 00:00:14.047 line:84% align:center HA HA HA! HEY, PRINCIPAL GRIER? 00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:16.249 line:84% align:center VICE PRINCIPAL... THAT'S ME... 00:00:16.282 --> 00:00:17.784 line:90% align:center HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU. 00:00:17.817 --> 00:00:19.753 line:84% align:center IF THIS IS APOLLONIA'S RESUME,
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.868 --> 00:00:03.336 line:90% align:center GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. 00:00:03.436 --> 00:00:04.704 line:90% align:center AH HA HA! 00:00:04.804 --> 00:00:05.939 line:90% align:center LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 00:00:06.039 --> 00:00:07.741 line:84% align:center PLEASE, LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU 00:00:07.841 --> 00:00:10.677 line:84% align:center THE FIRST COACH TO EVER BRING TO OUR SCHOOL 00:00:10.777 --> 00:00:12.412 line:90% align:center 2 WINS IN A ROW. 00:00:12.512 --> 00:00:15.648 line:78% align:center THAT'S COACH CEDRIC "DON'T POUR YOUR GATORADE ON ME 00:00:15.749 --> 00:00:17.884 line:84% align:center OR I'LL BEAT YOU DOWN" ROBINSON. 00:00:17.984 --> 00:00:19.753 line:90% align:center [CHEERING] 00:00:19.853 --> 00:00:21.287 line:90% align:center PLEASE, PLEASE. 00:00:21.388 --> 00:00:23.156 line:90% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.333 --> 00:00:00.467 line:6% align:center OR 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:02.836 line:6% align:center NG. 00:00:02.869 --> 00:00:05.638 line:78% align:center IS EVERYONE AS EXCITED ABOUT ENTREPRENEUR DAY AS I AM? 00:00:05.672 --> 00:00:06.940 line:90% align:center NO, REGINA, 00:00:06.973 --> 00:00:10.110 line:84% align:center BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU, WE HAVE LIVES. 00:00:10.143 --> 00:00:12.645 line:90% align:center GUYS, THIS IS IMPORTANT. 00:00:12.679 --> 00:00:14.948 line:78% align:center LOVITA, DO YOU HAVE A LIST OF GUEST SPEAKERS? 00:00:14.981 --> 00:00:16.616 line:84% align:center WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT STEVE, 00:00:16.649 --> 00:00:19.753 line:84% align:center BUT CEDDY LEFT HIS LIST IN THE COPY ROOM. 00:00:19.786 --> 00:00:21.087 line:90% align:center COME ON, CEDDY.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.601 --> 00:00:04.204 line:84% align:center WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WIFE 00:00:04.237 --> 00:00:05.905 line:90% align:center IN ALL OF CHICAGO. 00:00:05.939 --> 00:00:09.242 line:78% align:center AND IF IT ISN'T THE MOST HANDSOME HUSBAND 00:00:09.275 --> 00:00:11.077 line:90% align:center IN ALL OF ILLINOIS. 00:00:11.111 --> 00:00:12.078 line:90% align:center [CHUCKLES] 00:00:12.112 --> 00:00:13.947 line:90% align:center AND IF IT AIN'T 00:00:13.980 --> 00:00:18.084 line:78% align:center THE MOST NAUSEATED BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 00:00:18.118 --> 00:00:21.554 line:84% align:center HONEYBUMP, DID YOU GO OVER MY REQUISITION? 00:00:21.588 --> 00:00:25.625 line:78% align:center I'M SORRY, BUT I'VE BEEN TOO BUSY ADMIRIN' MY WEDDIN' RING. 00:00:25.658 --> 00:00:27.594 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.534 --> 00:00:02.535 line:90% align:center OOH, STEVE. 00:00:02.569 --> 00:00:03.970 line:84% align:center BOSS LADY IS GONNA STRAIGHT FLIP 00:00:04.004 --> 00:00:06.139 line:84% align:center WHEN SHE SEES YOUR NAME PAINTED ON HERFFICE DOOR. 00:00:06.172 --> 00:00:08.575 line:84% align:center OH, GIRL, RELAX. LOOK HERE. 00:00:08.608 --> 00:00:10.944 line:78% align:center SEE, NOW THAT REGINA AND I ARE FINALLY SHARING AN OFFICE, 00:00:10.977 --> 00:00:12.512 line:90% align:center I JUST WTED TO... 00:00:12.545 --> 00:00:15.348 line:78% align:center ♪ SAY IT LOUD, VICE-PRIN AND I'M PROUD ♪ 00:00:16.683 --> 00:00:19.419 line:84% align:center YOU THE MAN, DOG. GO AHEAD AND REPRESENT! 00:00:19.452 --> 00:00:23.990 line:78% align:center I GET SO TIRED OF EVERYBODY TRYIN' TO KISS UP TO REGINA'S BEHIND.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.969 --> 00:00:04.104 line:90% align:center HEY, DOG. 00:00:04.170 --> 00:00:06.106 line:84% align:center YOU LOOK LIKE LAVAR BURTON 00:00:06.172 --> 00:00:07.407 line:90% align:center ON STAR TREK. 00:00:11.411 --> 00:00:13.380 line:84% align:center OH, MAN, I JUST CAME FROM THE OPTOMETRIST. 00:00:13.446 --> 00:00:14.948 line:84% align:center I HAD SOME DROPS PUT IN MY EYES, 00:00:15.015 --> 00:00:17.017 line:84% align:center SO THEY'RE A LITTLE SENSITIVE TO LIGHT. 00:00:17.083 --> 00:00:19.252 line:84% align:center I GOT TO WEAR THESE UNTIL TOMORROW. 00:00:19.319 --> 00:00:21.421 line:90% align:center HEY, WELL, DOG, 00:00:21.488 --> 00:00:23.990 line:84% align:center LOOK, I'M FINALLY GETTING MY RIMS OUT OF HOCK. 00:00:24.057 --> 00:00:26.693 line:90% align:center AND ALL IT COST IS $400.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.333 --> 00:00:00.367 line:6% align:center BO 00:00:00.367 --> 00:00:00.400 line:6% align:center BODY 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:00.500 line:6% align:center BODY. 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:00.533 line:6% align:center BODY. HO 00:00:00.533 --> 00:00:00.567 line:6% align:center BODY. HOW 00:00:00.567 --> 00:00:00.600 line:6% align:center BODY. HOW Y' 00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:00.633 line:6% align:center BODY. HOW Y'AL 00:00:00.633 --> 00:00:00.667 line:6% align:center BODY. HOW Y'ALL 00:00:00.667 --> 00:00:00.700 line:6% align:center BODY. HOW Y'ALL DO 00:00:00.700 --> 00:00:00.734 line:6% align:center BODY. HOW Y'ALL DOIN
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.967 --> 00:00:02.335 line:90% align:center MORNIN', REGINA. 00:00:02.369 --> 00:00:03.870 line:84% align:center HIGHTOWER, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 00:00:03.903 --> 00:00:06.773 line:78% align:center SIMONE SOFTWARE'S DONATING A COMPUTER LAB TO BOOKER T., 00:00:06.806 --> 00:00:09.943 line:78% align:center AND THE C.E.O., SIMONE DUPRé, IS COMING TO TOUR THE SCHOOL. 00:00:09.976 --> 00:00:12.112 line:90% align:center SIMONE DUPRé? 00:00:12.145 --> 00:00:15.181 line:78% align:center WAIT A MINUTE. AIN'T THAT THE FINE SISTER 00:00:15.215 --> 00:00:16.449 line:84% align:center THAT WAS ON THE COVER OF FORTUNE MAGAZINE? 00:00:16.483 --> 00:00:17.617 line:90% align:center MMM. 00:00:17.650 --> 00:00:18.785 line:90% align:center HATED THAT ARTICLE. 00:00:18.818 --> 00:00:22.022 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.633 --> 00:00:03.169 line:90% align:center [CRYING] 00:00:03.236 --> 00:00:05.238 line:84% align:center GOOD MORNING, LOVITA. 00:00:05.305 --> 00:00:08.141 line:84% align:center WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT IT? 00:00:10.076 --> 00:00:11.378 line:90% align:center VITA, LOOK, 00:00:11.444 --> 00:00:13.113 line:78% align:center CEDRIC'S JUST GOING TO THE COACHES' CONFERENCE 00:00:13.179 --> 00:00:14.314 line:90% align:center FOR 3 DAYS. 00:00:14.381 --> 00:00:16.282 line:90% align:center AND 4 NIGHTS. 00:00:16.349 --> 00:00:18.151 line:90% align:center [CRYING] 00:00:19.519 --> 00:00:20.520 line:84% align:center YEAH, BUT, LOVITA, 00:00:20.587 --> 00:00:21.688 line:84% align:center COME ON NOW, I MEAN,
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:08.908 --> 00:00:10.944 line:90% align:center OH, YOU'RE NEW. 00:00:10.977 --> 00:00:13.346 line:84% align:center WELCOME TO PARENTS THOUT PARTNERS. 00:00:13.380 --> 00:00:14.681 line:90% align:center I'M DONNA. 00:00:14.714 --> 00:00:16.416 line:84% align:center WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M... 00:00:20.453 --> 00:00:21.621 line:90% align:center I'M STEVE. 00:00:22.789 --> 00:00:24.791 line:90% align:center WELL, LET'S SEE. 00:00:24.824 --> 00:00:27.193 line:78% align:center I'M DIVORCED, HAVE A LITTLE GIRL-- CHRISTINA-- 00:00:27.227 --> 00:00:29.396 line:78% align:center SO I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT DATING GUYS WITHOUT KIDS. 00:00:29.429 --> 00:00:31.197 line:84% align:center ANYWAY, I, UH, WORK FOR A SPORTS AGENT. 00:00:31.231 --> 00:00:34.401 line:84% align:center AND HOW LONG
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.801 --> 00:00:03.069 line:90% align:center CEDDY! 00:00:03.103 --> 00:00:04.571 line:90% align:center I GOT TICKETS 00:00:04.604 --> 00:00:07.040 line:84% align:center FOR THE NEW YEAR'S EVE REGGAE BOAT SPLASH. 00:00:07.073 --> 00:00:09.542 line:84% align:center THERE'S AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET 00:00:09.576 --> 00:00:13.713 line:78% align:center AND A STEEL DRUM FILLED WITH BANANA DAIQUIRI. 00:00:13.747 --> 00:00:15.715 line:84% align:center LOVITA, I'VE BEEN WARNING YOU 00:00:15.749 --> 00:00:18.752 line:72% align:center ñ? FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS ABOUT Y2K. 00:00:18.785 --> 00:00:22.489 line:78% align:center NOW YOU WANT ME TO GET ON SOME RICKETY RUM-FILLED REGGAE BOAT? 00:00:22.522 --> 00:00:23.957 line:84% align:center [JAMAICAN ACCENT] WOMAN, ARE YA CRAZY?
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.535 --> 00:00:03.670 line:90% align:center HEY. 00:00:03.703 --> 00:00:06.706 line:78% align:center OH, HEY, CEDDY. MY STOMACH FEELS TERRIBLE. 00:00:06.740 --> 00:00:09.342 line:78% align:center I HAVEN'T FELT THIS BAD SINCE WE RAN OUT OF COUPONS 00:00:09.376 --> 00:00:11.611 line:84% align:center AND I HAD TO EAT MY OWN COOKIN'. 00:00:13.747 --> 00:00:16.049 line:78% align:center WELL, HERE YOU GO. I GOT SOME NASTY PINK STUFF 00:00:16.082 --> 00:00:17.617 line:78% align:center TO SETTLE MY HONEYBUMP'S STOMACH. 00:00:17.650 --> 00:00:18.585 line:90% align:center THANKS, CEDDY. 00:00:19.686 --> 00:00:21.955 line:84% align:center WHAT--WHAT'S THIS VIAGRA?! 00:00:23.923 --> 00:00:28.528 line:78% align:center YOU DON'T NEED THIS.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.701 --> 00:00:03.069 line:90% align:center THERE SHE IS. 00:00:03.103 --> 00:00:05.772 line:84% align:center THE GREATEST, MOST EFFICIENT ASSISTANT IN THE WORLD. 00:00:05.805 --> 00:00:07.040 line:90% align:center THIS IS FOR YOU. 00:00:07.073 --> 00:00:10.176 line:90% align:center OH, BOSS LADY. 00:00:10.210 --> 00:00:11.745 line:90% align:center HOLD UP. UH-UH. 00:00:11.778 --> 00:00:15.548 line:78% align:center I AM NOT TAKING CARE OF YOUR MAMA'S OLD ONE-EYED POODLE AGAIN. 00:00:15.582 --> 00:00:18.351 line:78% align:center I AM STILL FINDING HIS BROKEN TEETH IN THE RUG. 00:00:18.385 --> 00:00:22.022 line:84% align:center NO. IT'S ASSISTANT APPRECIATION WEEK, 00:00:22.055 --> 00:00:23.957 line:90% align:center AND I APPRECIATE YOU. 00:00:23.990 --> 00:00:28.094 line:84% align:center OH, THANK YOU, BOSS LADY. I APPRECIATE YOU, TOO.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.468 --> 00:00:04.637 line:84% align:center THERE'S MY LITTLE SOUTH SIDE SNOW BUNNY. 00:00:04.671 --> 00:00:06.473 line:84% align:center LISTEN, FOR OUR WEEKEND SKI TRIP, 00:00:06.506 --> 00:00:07.707 line:90% align:center YOU NEED TO DRESS WARM. 00:00:07.741 --> 00:00:09.709 line:84% align:center SO, UH, I PICKED YOU UP 00:00:09.743 --> 00:00:11.277 line:84% align:center A LITTLE SOMETHIN'-SOMETHIN'. 00:00:11.311 --> 00:00:14.047 line:90% align:center MM-HMM. 00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:16.516 line:90% align:center RABBIT-SKIN BIKINI. 00:00:16.549 --> 00:00:18.685 line:90% align:center OOH, CEDDY! 00:00:18.718 --> 00:00:21.254 line:90% align:center THAT IS SO SWEET. 00:00:21.287 --> 00:00:22.989 line:84% align:center AND I'M GONNA SHOW YOU... 00:00:23.023 --> 00:00:25.125 line:90% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.468 --> 00:00:02.635 line:90% align:center HEY, LOVITA. 00:00:02.669 --> 00:00:03.670 line:84% align:center WOULD YOU MAIL THESE? 00:00:03.703 --> 00:00:04.871 line:90% align:center SURE THING, BOSS LADY. 00:00:04.904 --> 00:00:07.707 line:84% align:center OH, AND I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU, TOO. 00:00:09.209 --> 00:00:11.444 line:84% align:center 5 BOXES OF PEANUT BRITTLE. 00:00:11.478 --> 00:00:15.148 line:78% align:center THANKS TO YOU, THE PASTOR CAN NOW HAVE 00:00:15.181 --> 00:00:17.584 line:84% align:center A BAPTISMAL-SLASH- HOT TUB, 00:00:17.617 --> 00:00:19.619 line:84% align:center JUST LIKE IN THE VISION 00:00:19.652 --> 00:00:22.756 line:84% align:center AND BROCHURE THE LORD SENT HIM. 00:00:22.789 --> 00:00:24.290 line:90% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.667 --> 00:00:03.536 line:6% align:center NING, EVERYONE. 00:00:03.570 --> 00:00:05.271 line:90% align:center REGINA... 00:00:05.305 --> 00:00:06.940 line:90% align:center DOES COCO FROM FAME 00:00:06.973 --> 00:00:09.409 line:84% align:center KNOW YOU GOT HER OUTFIT ON? 00:00:11.711 --> 00:00:13.613 line:84% align:center HIGHTOWER, I AM DRESSED LIKE THIS 00:00:13.646 --> 00:00:17.217 line:84% align:center BECAUSE I JUST FINISHED UP A MEETING WITH MY DANCE CLUB-- 00:00:17.250 --> 00:00:19.285 line:84% align:center THE REGINA GRIER DANCE ENSEMBLE OF CHICAGO-- 00:00:19.319 --> 00:00:22.389 line:84% align:center WHICH IS KEEPING KIDS OFF THE STREETS. 00:00:22.422 --> 00:00:25.025 line:90% align:center GOOD MORNIN', EVERYBODY. 00:00:25.058 --> 00:00:27.260 line:84% align:center STEVE. A FRIEND OF MINE CALLED,
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.402 --> 00:00:03.803 line:90% align:center HEY, EVERYBODY. 00:00:03.837 --> 00:00:08.041 line:78% align:center YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO DESPERATELY WANTS STEVE HIGHTOWER. 00:00:08.074 --> 00:00:09.909 line:84% align:center WELL, IT CAN'T BE A WOMAN. 00:00:09.943 --> 00:00:12.579 line:84% align:center SO, DAWG, THE RICHMOND SCHOOL FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS 00:00:12.612 --> 00:00:14.214 line:90% align:center WANTS ME TO INTERVIEW 00:00:14.247 --> 00:00:17.217 line:84% align:center TO BE THE HEAD OF THEIR MUSIC DEPARTMENT. 00:00:17.250 --> 00:00:18.485 line:84% align:center RICHMOND? YEAH. 00:00:18.518 --> 00:00:20.053 line:84% align:center THAT'S A GREAT SCHOOL, DAWG. 00:00:20.086 --> 00:00:21.755 line:84% align:center THEIR TEACHERS HAVE THE HIGHEST 00:00:21.788 --> 00:00:23.123 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.735 --> 00:00:04.571 line:90% align:center GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. 00:00:04.604 --> 00:00:08.375 line:84% align:center SORRY I'M LATE BY, OH, EXACTLY 10 MINUTES. 00:00:08.408 --> 00:00:09.976 line:90% align:center WHICH IS A COINCIDENCE 00:00:10.010 --> 00:00:14.547 line:78% align:center BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THE PRINCIPAL HERE FOR 10 YEARS. 00:00:14.581 --> 00:00:16.583 line:84% align:center DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BOSS LADY. 00:00:16.616 --> 00:00:19.352 line:84% align:center HERE'S YOUR COFFEE AND YOUR PHONE LIST. 00:00:19.386 --> 00:00:20.153 line:90% align:center MMM. 00:00:20.186 --> 00:00:24.090 line:84% align:center I GIVE THIS COFFEE A PERFECT 10. 00:00:24.124 --> 00:00:26.426 line:90% align:center OH, REGINA, 00:00:26.459 --> 00:00:30.096 line:84% align:center SINCE YOU'RE SO OBVIOUSLY OBSESSED WITH THE NUMBER 10,
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.002 --> 00:00:03.770 line:84% align:center HEY. ALL RIGHT. MORNING, GUY. 00:00:03.803 --> 00:00:05.739 line:84% align:center CONGRATULATE US, STEVE. 00:00:05.772 --> 00:00:06.773 line:90% align:center FOR WHAT? 00:00:06.806 --> 00:00:08.441 line:90% align:center AFTER $1,000 00:00:08.475 --> 00:00:10.844 line:84% align:center AND 4 NIGHTS OF INTENSIVE STUDY, 00:00:10.877 --> 00:00:13.013 line:84% align:center CEDDY AND I ARE PROUD GRADUATES 00:00:13.046 --> 00:00:17.083 line:78% align:center OF MISS CLAUDINE'S SCHOOL OF INSURANCE AND BARTENDING. 00:00:17.117 --> 00:00:20.286 line:84% align:center NOT ONLY CAN WE SELL YOU AN INSURANCE POLICY, 00:00:20.320 --> 00:00:24.524 line:84% align:center WE CAN MIX YOU ONE TIGHT HENNESSY AND COKE. 00:00:24.557 --> 00:00:27.360 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.402 --> 00:00:03.737 line:90% align:center MORNING. 00:00:03.770 --> 00:00:07.273 line:84% align:center BOSS LADY, WHAT'S UP WITH THE OUTFIT? 00:00:07.307 --> 00:00:10.043 line:78% align:center YOU LOOK LIKE WHITNEY HOUSTON TRYING TO AVOID THE PRESS. 00:00:10.076 --> 00:00:11.644 line:90% align:center YEAH. 00:00:11.678 --> 00:00:14.314 line:78% align:center IS THAT NIGERIAN CAB DRIVER WITH THE CRUSH ON YOU 00:00:14.347 --> 00:00:15.648 line:84% align:center STILL CIRCLIN' THE BLOCK? 00:00:15.682 --> 00:00:18.485 line:84% align:center NO, NO. ADOFAY WENT BACK TO HIS COUNTRY 00:00:18.518 --> 00:00:21.187 line:84% align:center TO BECOME THE NEXT MINISTER OF TRANSPORTATION. 00:00:21.221 --> 00:00:24.924 line:78% align:center I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A VERY RARE AND UNSIGHTLY PIMPLE.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.468 --> 00:00:03.336 line:84% align:center Regina: HELLO, EVERYONE. 00:00:03.370 --> 00:00:05.138 line:78% align:center GOOD MORNING, BOSS LADY. HEY. 00:00:05.171 --> 00:00:07.640 line:78% align:center DON'T FORGET TO SIGN UP FOR THE STUDENT-FACULTY TALENT SHOW. 00:00:07.674 --> 00:00:10.410 line:84% align:center WOW. IS IT THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN? 00:00:10.443 --> 00:00:13.546 line:78% align:center WELL, I HAVE BEEN SO BUSY WITH ALL OF MY PRINCIPAL DUTIES, 00:00:13.580 --> 00:00:16.516 line:84% align:center IT'S JUST TOTALLY SLIPPED MY MIND. 00:00:16.549 --> 00:00:18.551 line:90% align:center HA HA HA. 00:00:18.585 --> 00:00:22.455 line:78% align:center YOU HAD A CONTEST WITH A TROPHY IN IT SLIP YOUR MIND? 00:00:22.489 --> 00:00:24.991 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.001 --> 00:00:04.804 line:6% align:center L IN THIS SCHOOL CAN'T READ A SIGN? 00:00:04.838 --> 00:00:06.873 line:84% align:center WELL, SOMEBODY WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE 00:00:06.906 --> 00:00:08.608 line:84% align:center OF HIS LONELY BED THIS MORNING. 00:00:10.844 --> 00:00:12.312 line:84% align:center MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 00:00:12.345 --> 00:00:16.483 line:78% align:center TO THE RUDE, NON-TEACHING OWNER OF A GRAY MERCEDES 00:00:16.516 --> 00:00:19.886 line:78% align:center FORMERLY PARKED IN MR. HIGHTOWER'S PARKING SPACE, 00:00:19.919 --> 00:00:24.224 line:84% align:center YOUR CAR IS CURRENTLY BEING TOWED... 00:00:24.257 --> 00:00:26.292 line:90% align:center AND HAVE A NICE DAY. 00:00:29.929 --> 00:00:34.434 line:78% align:center HI. I'M THE RUDE,
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.368 --> 00:00:03.770 line:84% align:center OH, HEY, LOVITA. YOU HAVE A NICE LUNCH? 00:00:03.803 --> 00:00:05.572 line:90% align:center OH, BOSS LADY... 00:00:05.605 --> 00:00:07.607 line:90% align:center I HAD THE BEST TIME. 00:00:07.640 --> 00:00:09.776 line:84% align:center HAVE YOU EVER JUST BEEN OUT WITH YOUR GIRLS 00:00:09.809 --> 00:00:12.245 line:84% align:center AND DID SOMETHING CRAZY AND SPONTANEOUS? 00:00:12.278 --> 00:00:13.546 line:90% align:center YES. 00:00:13.580 --> 00:00:15.382 line:84% align:center ONE TIME, THERE WAS THIS WILD TIME 00:00:15.415 --> 00:00:16.583 line:84% align:center AT THE KING TUT EXHIBIT-- 00:00:16.616 --> 00:00:18.018 line:90% align:center BOSS LADY... 00:00:18.051 --> 00:00:19.386 line:90% align:center THIS IS MY STORY. 00:00:20.653 --> 00:00:22.922 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.401 --> 00:00:02.369 line:90% align:center GOOD MORNING. 00:00:02.402 --> 00:00:04.037 line:90% align:center MORNING, BOSS LADY. 00:00:04.070 --> 00:00:06.906 line:78% align:center YOU STILL NEED TO SIGN OFF ON THE BUDGET FOR THE PROM, 00:00:06.940 --> 00:00:09.009 line:84% align:center AND WE STILL NEED TO FIND A BAND. 00:00:09.042 --> 00:00:12.712 line:78% align:center OH, YEAH, REGINA, 'CAUSE WE DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO WAIT TILL THE LAST MINUTE, 00:00:12.746 --> 00:00:14.280 line:90% align:center LIKE WE DID LAST YEAR, 00:00:14.314 --> 00:00:19.853 line:78% align:center AND END UP WITH MR. MIAGI SINGING HIS SALUTE TO ELVIS. 00:00:19.886 --> 00:00:21.588 line:84% align:center WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH PROMS? 00:00:21.621 --> 00:00:23.923 line:84% align:center NO ONE REMEMBERS THEM ANYWAY.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.369 --> 00:00:05.505 line:84% align:center HEY, HONEYBUMP, WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 00:00:05.538 --> 00:00:07.207 line:90% align:center WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 00:00:07.240 --> 00:00:09.776 line:84% align:center DO I LOOK LIKE MARVIN GAYE TO YOU? 00:00:11.111 --> 00:00:12.078 line:84% align:center WHY YOU GOTTA COME UP IN HERE 00:00:12.112 --> 00:00:14.414 line:84% align:center QUESTIONING ME, CEDDY? 00:00:14.447 --> 00:00:17.117 line:84% align:center HEY, STEVE. WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 00:00:17.150 --> 00:00:18.952 line:84% align:center NOW, THAT'S A NICE SUIT. 00:00:18.985 --> 00:00:20.253 line:84% align:center THE COLOR IS SO SOOTHING. 00:00:20.286 --> 00:00:21.755 line:90% align:center LOOKS GOOD. 00:00:25.091 --> 00:00:28.094 line:84% align:center W-W-WHAT JUST
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.401 --> 00:00:02.402 line:90% align:center OOH, CEDDY, 00:00:02.435 --> 00:00:04.371 line:84% align:center I HOPE WE GET THAT APARTMENT. 00:00:04.404 --> 00:00:07.941 line:84% align:center HARDWOOD FLOORS, JACUZZI TUB, 00:00:07.974 --> 00:00:10.076 line:78% align:center AND HOW ABOUT THAT ISLAND IN THE KITCHEN? 00:00:10.110 --> 00:00:11.778 line:84% align:center WE CAN MAKE CURLY FRIES 00:00:11.811 --> 00:00:14.347 line:84% align:center AND CURL OUR TOES AT THE SAME TIME. 00:00:14.381 --> 00:00:16.149 line:90% align:center SHOOT. HEH HEH. 00:00:16.182 --> 00:00:17.684 line:90% align:center I DON'T KNOW, LOVITA. 00:00:17.717 --> 00:00:20.253 line:84% align:center THAT OLD LANDLADY MISS JEFFERSON, 00:00:20.286 --> 00:00:22.655 line:84% align:center SHE KEPT UNDRESSING ME
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.203 --> 00:00:05.839 line:78% align:center HEY, BOSS LADY, WHAT YOU DOIN' HERE? 00:00:05.872 --> 00:00:08.074 line:78% align:center YEwñ. AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ON YOUR WAY 00:00:08.108 --> 00:00:09.676 line:84% align:center TO ELOPE WITH JORDAN? 00:00:09.709 --> 00:00:12.746 line:78% align:center YEAH, BUT I JUST DROPPED BY TO TAKE CARE OF SOME LAST-MINUTE BUSINESS. 00:00:12.779 --> 00:00:15.615 line:84% align:center NOW, THERE WAS THE FILE REGARDING THE-- 00:00:15.648 --> 00:00:16.916 line:90% align:center OH, WHAT THE HELL. 00:00:16.950 --> 00:00:19.519 line:78% align:center LOOK, I JUST WANTED EVERYBODY TO SEE ME LEAVING 00:00:19.552 --> 00:00:23.123 line:84% align:center WITH MY BIG, HANDSOME, BASKETBALL STAR FIANC! 00:00:23.156 --> 00:00:24.691 line:90% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.434 --> 00:00:03.236 line:90% align:center CEDRIC JACKIE ROBINSON, 00:00:03.336 --> 00:00:06.606 line:78% align:center HOW CAN YOU JUST LET THIS WOMAN MESS UP OUR HAPPY HOME? 00:00:06.706 --> 00:00:09.342 line:78% align:center YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULD NEVER SEE HER AGAIN. 00:00:09.442 --> 00:00:11.511 line:84% align:center HONEYBUMP, I NEVER PROMISED THAT. 00:00:11.611 --> 00:00:14.147 line:90% align:center SHE MY GRANDMAMA. 00:00:14.247 --> 00:00:16.716 line:78% align:center CEDDY, IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU'RE GOING OUT OF TOWN 00:00:16.816 --> 00:00:18.251 line:84% align:center FOR THAT COACHES' CONVENTION. 00:00:18.351 --> 00:00:22.555 line:78% align:center HOW CAN YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE WITH GRANDMA PUDDIN' AGAIN? 00:00:22.655 --> 00:00:25.258 line:84% align:center YOU KNOW THAT OLD
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.769 --> 00:00:04.971 line:84% align:center HEY, HEY, MR. ACTING PRINCIPAL. 00:00:05.005 --> 00:00:07.507 line:84% align:center GIVEN ANY MORE THOUGHT ABOUT GIVING ME A RAISE? 00:00:07.540 --> 00:00:09.309 line:84% align:center WELL, I'M SORRY, CED. 00:00:09.342 --> 00:00:12.545 line:78% align:center YOU MAY CALL YOURSELF THE BLACK PHIL JACKSON, 00:00:12.579 --> 00:00:16.216 line:78% align:center BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY YOU LIKE TITO JACKSON. 00:00:20.887 --> 00:00:22.422 line:78% align:center BESIDES, MAN, I'VE BEEN PRETTY BUSY, MAN, 00:00:22.455 --> 00:00:23.656 line:90% align:center TRYIN' TO GET READY 00:00:23.690 --> 00:00:26.259 line:78% align:center FOR THAT TEACHERS APPRECIATION DAY ASSEMBLY. 00:00:26.292 --> 00:00:29.362 line:78% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.901 --> 00:00:05.071 line:84% align:center CEDDY, DO YOU REALIZE WE JUST SPENT 20 MINUTES 00:00:05.105 --> 00:00:08.241 line:72% align:center óo IN THE COPY ROOM, AND ALL WE MADE WERE COPIES? 00:00:08.274 --> 00:00:09.709 line:84% align:center EVER SINCE WE GOT MARRIED, 00:00:09.743 --> 00:00:12.012 line:84% align:center OUR LOVE LIFE HAS LOST ITS SPARK. 00:00:12.045 --> 00:00:14.748 line:84% align:center I DON'T KNOW, LOVEY. I MEAN, WHEN YOU BENT OVER 00:00:14.781 --> 00:00:17.083 line:84% align:center TO CHANGE THE TONER THERE, I GOT A LITTLE SPARK. 00:00:17.117 --> 00:00:18.318 line:90% align:center OH. 00:00:18.351 --> 00:00:21.121 line:84% align:center BUT THEN THE PAPER JAM KINDA TOOK ME OUT THE MOOD. 00:00:21.154 --> 00:00:22.455 line:90% align:center MMM.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.034 --> 00:00:03.136 line:84% align:center HEY, CEDDY. UM, STEVE, 00:00:03.169 --> 00:00:05.538 line:78% align:center I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF REMOVING YOUR TACKY BELONGINGS 00:00:05.572 --> 00:00:06.940 line:84% align:center FROM BOSS LADY'S OFFICE, 00:00:06.973 --> 00:00:09.943 line:84% align:center INCLUDING YOUR SINGING BASS. 00:00:09.976 --> 00:00:13.480 line:84% align:center WHAT KIND OF MORON WOULD BUY SUCH A THING? 00:00:15.382 --> 00:00:16.816 line:84% align:center THE MORON IS RIGHT HERE. 00:00:16.850 --> 00:00:19.753 line:84% align:center I GAVE IT TO STEVE AS AN OFFICE WARMING GIFT. 00:00:19.786 --> 00:00:22.455 line:84% align:center EXCUSE ME FOR SUPPORTING A BROTHER'S PROMOTION, 00:00:22.489 --> 00:00:24.657 line:90% align:center HOWEVER TEMPORARY.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.568 --> 00:00:03.903 line:84% align:center LOVITA,YOU NEVER SEEM TO BE IN A GOOD MOOD ANYMORE 00:00:04.004 --> 00:00:05.105 line:90% align:center I MEAN, WHAT'S WRONG? 00:00:05.205 --> 00:00:07.107 line:84% align:center I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG. 00:00:07.207 --> 00:00:10.377 line:78% align:center YOUR UNBORN CHILD IS BREAK-DANCING ON MY 00:00:10.477 --> 00:00:12.012 line:90% align:center BLADDER. WELL, WELL, WELL... 00:00:12.112 --> 00:00:14.214 line:84% align:center LOOKS LIKE MARRIAGE HAS FINALLY KICKED IN. 00:00:14.314 --> 00:00:16.316 line:84% align:center LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST LEFT UP TO ME 00:00:16.416 --> 00:00:18.885 line:84% align:center TO KEEP THE ROMANCE ALIVE IN THIS OFFICE. 00:00:18.985 --> 00:00:23.857 line:78% align:center SEE, CEDDY, AT LEAST STEVE BRINGS REGINA A LOVELY FLOWER
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.201 --> 00:00:03.303 line:90% align:center OH, STEVE, THERE YOU ARE. 00:00:03.336 --> 00:00:06.006 line:84% align:center LOOK, BEFORE LOVITA GETS HERE, I JUST WANNA REMIND YOU, 00:00:06.039 --> 00:00:07.974 line:84% align:center HER SURPRISE SHOWER IS THIS WEEKEND. 00:00:08.008 --> 00:00:10.510 line:84% align:center AND THE CATERER NEEDS TO COME TO YOUR APARTMENT TONIGHT. 00:00:10.543 --> 00:00:12.779 line:84% align:center NO, NO, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 00:00:12.812 --> 00:00:15.448 line:78% align:center I SAID YOU COULD USE MY PLACE THE DAY OF THE SHOWER. 00:00:15.482 --> 00:00:18.218 line:84% align:center BESIDES, I DON'T SEE WHAT ALL THIS FUSS IS ABOUT. 00:00:18.251 --> 00:00:19.719 line:84% align:center PEOPLE HAVE BABIES EVERY DAY. 00:00:19.753 --> 00:00:20.987 line:90% align:center AND IN HER FAMILY, 00:00:21.021 --> 00:00:23.289 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.736 --> 00:00:04.104 line:84% align:center GOOD MORNING, LOVITA. 00:00:04.137 --> 00:00:05.505 line:90% align:center MORNIN', BOSS LADY. 00:00:05.538 --> 00:00:08.141 line:90% align:center WELL...HERE IT IS-- 00:00:08.174 --> 00:00:09.509 line:90% align:center MY LAST EXPENSE REPORT 00:00:09.542 --> 00:00:11.811 line:84% align:center UNTIL I GET BACK FROM MATERNITY LEAVE. 00:00:13.079 --> 00:00:15.215 line:84% align:center WELL, I CAN'T PUT IT OFF ANY LONGER, 00:00:15.248 --> 00:00:16.583 line:84% align:center AND I CAN'T KEEP INTERVIEWIN'. 00:00:16.616 --> 00:00:18.485 line:78% align:center I'M GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION ABOUT YOUR REPLACEMENT. 00:00:18.518 --> 00:00:19.686 line:90% align:center YEAH. 00:00:19.719 --> 00:00:21.755 line:90% align:center OH, LOVITA'S LEAVIN'?
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.567 --> 00:00:04.037 line:90% align:center [WHISTLES] 00:00:04.070 --> 00:00:07.007 line:84% align:center HEY, STEVE. WHAT YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT? 00:00:07.040 --> 00:00:08.274 line:90% align:center WHY AM I HAPPY? 00:00:08.308 --> 00:00:09.909 line:84% align:center BECAUSE THESE IGNORANT, SMELLY KIDS 00:00:09.943 --> 00:00:11.911 line:84% align:center WILL BE GRADUATING IN ONE WEEK, 00:00:11.945 --> 00:00:15.448 line:78% align:center AND I WON'T EVER HAVE TO SEE THEIR PIMPLY FACES AGAIN. 00:00:17.083 --> 00:00:19.285 line:84% align:center HEY, GOOD MORNING, DOG. HI, LOVEY. 00:00:19.319 --> 00:00:21.154 line:78% align:center HEY. I GOT YOU 00:00:21.187 --> 00:00:23.456 line:78% align:center A NEW CD PLAYER AND SOME NEW CDs.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.333 --> 00:00:00.367 line:6% align:center BE 00:00:00.367 --> 00:00:00.400 line:6% align:center BELL 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:00.433 line:6% align:center BELL] 00:00:06.439 --> 00:00:08.041 line:90% align:center OH, CED, LOVITA! 00:00:08.074 --> 00:00:09.542 line:84% align:center IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 00:00:09.576 --> 00:00:10.977 line:84% align:center WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 00:00:11.011 --> 00:00:12.045 line:90% align:center DOG, IT'S TIME. 00:00:12.078 --> 00:00:13.913 line:84% align:center LOVITA ABOUT TO HAVE THE DOG, BABY. 00:00:13.947 --> 00:00:15.648 line:90% align:center I MEAN--I MEAN, 00:00:15.682 --> 00:00:17.717 line:84% align:center THE BABY 'BOUT TO HAVE LOVITA. 00:00:17.751 --> 00:00:18.785 line:90% align:center DOG, UH, EH--
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.868 --> 00:00:03.636 line:84% align:center MORNING, ALL. SORRY I'M LATE. 00:00:03.670 --> 00:00:06.539 line:78% align:center THE TRAFFIC WAS JUST TERRIBLE COMING FROM MY APARTMENT. 00:00:06.573 --> 00:00:10.010 line:84% align:center DON'T EVEN TRY TO FRONT, BOSS LADY. 00:00:10.043 --> 00:00:12.412 line:84% align:center WE KNOW YOU SPENT THE NIGHT AT STEVE'S. 00:00:12.445 --> 00:00:15.682 line:78% align:center YEAH. WE SAW YOU DUCK BEHIND THE NAVIGATOR 00:00:15.715 --> 00:00:17.650 line:78% align:center THIS MORNING IN THE PARKING STRUCTURE. 00:00:17.684 --> 00:00:20.053 line:90% align:center GUYS, THAT IS RIDICULOUS. 00:00:20.086 --> 00:00:21.654 line:90% align:center I WAS AT MY PLACE. 00:00:21.688 --> 00:00:24.090 line:84% align:center YOU MUST HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.403 --> 00:00:05.805 line:84% align:center COME ON, LOVEY. DON'T BE SHY. 00:00:05.839 --> 00:00:08.208 line:78% align:center EVERYONE'S GONNA LOVE YOUR NEW MATERNITY OUTFIT. 00:00:12.879 --> 00:00:14.014 line:90% align:center YES, CEDDY. 00:00:14.047 --> 00:00:15.615 line:84% align:center I APPRECIATE YOU BUYING ME THIS, 00:00:15.648 --> 00:00:17.817 line:84% align:center BUT I LOOK RIDICULOUS. 00:00:17.851 --> 00:00:20.120 line:84% align:center EVERYBODY'S GONNA CRACK ON ME. 00:00:20.153 --> 00:00:22.255 line:84% align:center OH, LOVEY, DON'T BE SILLY. 00:00:22.288 --> 00:00:25.125 line:84% align:center WHAT KIND OF INSENSITIVE JERK WOULD MAKE FUN 00:00:25.158 --> 00:00:27.293 line:84% align:center OF A GLOWING PREGNANT WOMAN
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.269 --> 00:00:06.439 line:84% align:center CEDDY, I JUST GOT THE BEST NEWS. 00:00:06.473 --> 00:00:08.608 line:84% align:center WHAT? SOMEONE BROKE IN, TOOK OUR STOVE, 00:00:08.641 --> 00:00:10.010 line:84% align:center YOU WON'T HAVE TO COOK ANYMORE? 00:00:10.043 --> 00:00:12.345 line:90% align:center NO, SILLY! 00:00:12.379 --> 00:00:15.448 line:84% align:center NO, OUR UNBORN BABY IS OFFICIALLY 00:00:15.482 --> 00:00:17.784 line:84% align:center ON THE WAITING LIST AT WESTPORT ACADEMY. 00:00:17.817 --> 00:00:19.753 line:84% align:center WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TOMORROW AFTERNOON. 00:00:19.786 --> 00:00:22.589 line:84% align:center LOVEY, THAT'S A PRETTY FANCY SCHOOL. 00:00:22.622 --> 00:00:24.424 line:84% align:center I MEAN, HOW'D YOU GET ON THE LIST? 00:00:24.457 --> 00:00:26.860 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.768 --> 00:00:02.836 line:90% align:center GOOD MORNING, LOVEY. 00:00:02.869 --> 00:00:03.803 line:90% align:center HEY. 00:00:03.837 --> 00:00:04.838 line:90% align:center WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE? 00:00:04.871 --> 00:00:07.507 line:84% align:center OH, JUST SOME BROCHURES FOR MINIVANS. 00:00:07.540 --> 00:00:10.043 line:90% align:center HMM. THAT'S NICE... 00:00:10.076 --> 00:00:12.078 line:84% align:center BUT THE ONLY WAY WE CAN AFFORD ONE OF THOSE 00:00:12.112 --> 00:00:15.048 line:84% align:center IS IF WE TRADED IN MY HYUNDAI. 00:00:15.081 --> 00:00:16.850 line:90% align:center [LAUGHING] 00:00:18.451 --> 00:00:20.020 line:90% align:center WHA-- 00:00:20.053 --> 00:00:21.254 line:90% align:center WOMAN, ARE YOU CRAZY? 00:00:21.287 --> 00:00:24.824 line:84% align:center CEDDY, WE'RE A FAMILY NOW.
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.401 --> 00:00:03.903 line:90% align:center OH, MORNING, LOVITA. 00:00:03.937 --> 00:00:05.672 line:90% align:center UH-OH... 00:00:05.705 --> 00:00:08.341 line:78% align:center NOT ANOTHER GANGSTA GIRL NATURE TRIP. 00:00:08.375 --> 00:00:09.409 line:84% align:center I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW THEY MANAGED 00:00:09.442 --> 00:00:13.213 line:84% align:center TO CARVE GANG SIGNS INTO 200 PINE TREES. 00:00:13.246 --> 00:00:14.881 line:84% align:center NO, NO, NO, LOOK, LOVITA, 00:00:14.914 --> 00:00:16.149 line:84% align:center WHILE YOU'LL BE AT HOME 00:00:16.182 --> 00:00:17.617 line:84% align:center SEARCHING FOR CLEANING PRODUCTS 00:00:17.650 --> 00:00:19.919 line:84% align:center TO NAME YOUR CHILD AFTER... 00:00:19.953 --> 00:00:23.123 line:84% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.301 --> 00:00:03.803 line:84% align:center HEY, CEDDY. I JUST CAME FROM 00:00:03.837 --> 00:00:06.006 line:78% align:center THE PAN-AFRICAN URBAN INNER-CITY OUTREACH COMMUNITY CENTER 00:00:06.039 --> 00:00:07.040 line:90% align:center AND GUESS WHAT? 00:00:07.073 --> 00:00:09.042 line:84% align:center WHAT, THEY CAN'T FIT THEIR NAME 00:00:09.075 --> 00:00:10.677 line:84% align:center ON THE SIDE OF THEIR VAN? 00:00:10.710 --> 00:00:11.878 line:90% align:center NO. 00:00:11.911 --> 00:00:14.180 line:84% align:center I SIGNED UP FOR LAMAZE CLASSES. 00:00:14.214 --> 00:00:15.949 line:84% align:center YOU KNOW, NATURAL CHILDBIRTH. 00:00:15.982 --> 00:00:18.585 line:84% align:center I'M REALLY GONNA NEED YOUR SUPPORT WITH THIS, CEDDY. 00:00:18.618 --> 00:00:19.986 line:90% align:center
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WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.368 --> 00:00:02.802 line:90% align:center HEY, STEVE. 00:00:02.836 --> 00:00:04.971 line:84% align:center DID YOU GET THIS LETTER FROM OUR LANDLORD? 00:00:05.005 --> 00:00:07.273 line:90% align:center THEY RAISIN' OUR RENT. 00:00:07.307 --> 00:00:08.341 line:90% align:center THE NERVE OF THEM. 00:00:08.375 --> 00:00:10.510 line:90% align:center I AIN'T PAYIN' IT... 00:00:10.543 --> 00:00:11.578 line:84% align:center 'CAUSE JUST THE OTHER DAY, 00:00:11.611 --> 00:00:12.979 line:84% align:center I GOT STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR 00:00:13.013 --> 00:00:14.547 line:84% align:center FOR 4 HOURS WITH GUESS WHO-- 00:00:14.581 --> 00:00:16.950 line:84% align:center THAT CRAZY OLD LADY THAT WANT TO MAKE IT 00:00:16.983 --> 00:00:19.652 line:84% align:center WITH A COLORED MAN BEFORE SHE DIES.