The Simpsons - Thirty-Third Season English Subtitles

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♪ ♪

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Mmm. When I die,

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we should totally
get this sandwich place

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for my memorial.

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So good. Mmm. Can't wait.

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Oh, all these people
loved Mr. Chase.

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His students
are taking it so hard.

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Yeah, nobody grieves
like theater kids.

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(wailing)

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♪ ♪

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We sure lucked out
with this new gig.

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Half day on Christmas,
unpaid polio leave,

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and all the bread crumbs
you can sweep.

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Mac, we just
got our first paychecks.

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Take this money
and turn it into giggle water.

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(stammers) FICA?!

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What the hell is that?

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Eh, that's your

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♪ <i>Love is a song
that never ends</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Sunshine turns to rain</i> ♪

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♪ <i>In Disney cartoons,
a parent dies</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Life will be full of pain</i> ♪

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♪ <i>We bring tears
to children's eyes</i> ♪

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<i>HOMER: ♪ They'll never sleep again</i> ♪

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<i>CHORUS: ♪ Ooh.</i> ♪

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Barti, wait for me.

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Shh!
Stop all that noise.

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(electronic beeping and chiming)

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Don't rot your brain
on Satan's calculator.

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Babies need real toys
like these.

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♪ ♪

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(fanfare plays)

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‐It's Princess Maggie.
‐(courtiers exclaiming)

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Princess Maggie's here.

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Princess Maggie, what's wrong?

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The girl is bored.

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Riot Rivers!

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Aah!

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(humming softly)

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‐Riot Rivers!
‐(gasps)

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<i>HOMER (staticky):
Honey, are you in there?</i>

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Yes.

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<i>‐Riot Rivers!</i>
‐Aah!

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(chanting):
Ri‐ot Riv‐ers! Ri‐ot Riv‐ers!

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There it is! Turn!

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("The Simpsons Theme"
plays briefly)

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(menu selection sound popping)

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(dramatic music playing)

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<i>GRUFF‐VOICED MAN:
A greedy man
once yearned for more,</i>

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<i>so the fool began to borrow.</i>

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<i>He ate and drank
and told the bank,</i>

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<i>"I'll pay the debt tomorrow."</i>

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<i>But as both dolt
and purse grew fat,</i>

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<i>the calendar grew thinner.</i>

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("The Simpsons Theme"
plays briefly)

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(menu selection sound popping)

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‐(indistinct chatter)
‐This just in...

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Chief, I think
that madman who shot up

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the Lard Lad
knows where Homer is.

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Look, he dropped this
on his way out.

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Have you been crying?

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It's just so horrible.

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Mr. Burns? The Disco Guy?

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(woman yodeling)

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♪ ♪

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(yodeling stops)

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♪ ♪

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(crickets chirping)

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♪ ♪

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(puppies yipping)

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Congratulations, sir‐‐
it's eight puppies.

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Four boys, three girls, and, uh,

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one who would prefer

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♪ ♪

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(gasps)

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(Homer and Marge grunt)

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Boring.
Boring.

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Boring. Boring. Boring.

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Seen it.

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Lived it.

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(whines curiously)

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Looks like you've
discovered Muttflix, Bart.

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(magical theme playing)

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Ho, ho, ho!

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‐♪ ♪
‐(children laughing, chattering)

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Good sir, perchance you would
like to try on

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the "categorize cap"
to see which school

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of magic most suits thee?

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Not today, weirdo.

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(alarm blares)

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Congratulations,
you're a Grizzledum!

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♪ ♪

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(wind hissing)

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(indistinct chatter)

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Shut up!
It's starting!

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<i>The Springfield Atoms
have earned</i>

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the number‐one pick
in this year's draft,

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after intentionally losing
every game last season.

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Nobody tanks like Springfield‐‐

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City of Intentional Losers.

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What should we do now?
We've captured the cad

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What should we do now?
We've captured the cad

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who poisoned all those copper
barons, and it's barely 8:00.

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Lucky thing I made
an 8:15 reservation right here.

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Why, this is the restaurant
where you proposed.

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Oh, you did remember
our anniversary.

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Well, look who else remembered.

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Aster.

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(Celtic heavy metal music
playing)

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(all three grunt)

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(grunting)

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Listen up, ya pukes.

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You're only calling us that
'cause we puked in the van.

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You've been sentenced
to complete

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"The Highland Trek
for Troubled Truants"

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by the juvenile court.

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So why are you in charge?

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(Bart and Lisa noisily chewing)
Come on, come on, come on.
Pick up the pace.

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Here you go.

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- (grunts) Mm...
- (gulps)

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Mmm.

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Hurry up! It's almost here.

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- (doorbell rings)
- (exclaims)

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- (panting)
- Mm?

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Yippee!

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My industrial-grade

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♪ ♪

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(humming a tune)

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- (indistinct chatter)
- Huh?

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So dope.

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Slammin' kicks.

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Is that kid wearing Slipremes?

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He totally is.

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These are my first tie-shoes.

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You're wearing
the new Slipreme Caliphates?

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♪ ♪

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(grunting)

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Ah-ha!

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(burps)

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♪ ♪

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ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Million
Dollar Listing: Springfield.

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♪ Fabulous ♪

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♪ Fa-fabulous ♪

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♪ Fabulous ♪

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♪ Fa-fabulous ♪

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♪ Salt peanuts, salt peanuts ♪

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♪ Salt peanuts, salt peanuts. ♪

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D'oh.

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♪ ♪

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(playing harmonizing notes)

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You know, you play pretty well

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for someone
with no real problems.

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That's 'cause I had
the best teacher. (giggles)

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<i>-(saxophone playing jazz music)
- ANNOUNCER: If you love sports</i>

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♪ ♪

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Second grade
is a turbulent time.

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In gym, I was given a "C"

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when I refused to play
with the non-vegan football.

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<i>And so, I was searching
for meaning.</i>

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<i>And extra credit.</i>

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I found it in the Future Nature
Documentarian Day Camp.

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<i>I knew two things going in.</i>

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<i>I would produce
a three-minute documentary</i>

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(band playing
"Mary Had a Little Lamb")

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♪ Mary's rolling in her grave ♪

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♪ I'd like to join her now. ♪

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(door opens)

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I come bearing
an important communiqué.

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It's from the marching band
director at Springfield High.

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Oh, did he get his swollen head
stuck in a French horn?

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Uh, there's no mention of that.

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But it seems one of the band's
most important musicians

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Hmm? Mm.

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- Don't pick it.
- D'oh!

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♪ ♪

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498...

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499...

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It's time.

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♪ ♪

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It's time.

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I'm sorry. We're going to have
to pull the plug.

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♪ ♪

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<i>-(applause)
- (laughter)</i>

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<i>HOST:
Dick Gregory, everyone.</i>

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What a lineup,

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but before we see George Carlin,

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Albert Brooks,
and Richard Pryor,

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give it up for a new comic,
who I'm sure is just as edgy

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and scathingly intelligent,

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Krusty the Clown.

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♪ Llama, llama, llámame ♪

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♪ Llama, llámame, llámame ♪

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- ♪ Llama, llama, llama... ♪
- (door opens)

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(Homer humming)

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(Marge humming)

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♪ ♪

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Mmm, cookies.

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They're not cookies,
they're biscuits.

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That's British for cookies.

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