The Simpsons - Third Season English Subtitles

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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D'oh!

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-Aah!
-(tires screech)

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{\an8}Stupid junk mail.
"You may have already won."

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(chalk screeches)

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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(tires screeching)

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(horn honks)

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(tires screech)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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D'oh!

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-Aah!
-(tires screech)

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{\an8}(Krusty laughing,
alarm clock buzzing)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(chalk screeching)

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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D'oh!

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-Aah!
-(tires screech)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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D'oh!

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-Aah!
-(tires screech)

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{\an8}I hold in my hand
the final ax.

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(clearing throat)
Hello, everyone.

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Before last year's
Halloween show

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I warned you not to let
your children watch,

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but you did anyway.

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Well, this year's episode
is even worse.

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It's scarier, more violent,

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and I think they snuck in
some bad language too.

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So please, tuck in
your children and--

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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D'oh!

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-Aah!
-(tires screech)

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(grunting and chattering)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(chalk screeches)

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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(tires screeching)

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(horn honks)

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(tires screech)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(chalk screeches)

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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D'oh!

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-Aah!
-(tires screech)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(chalk screeches)

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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(tires screeching)

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(horn honks)

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(tires screech)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(chalk screeches)

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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(tires screeching)

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(horn honks)

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(tires screech)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(chalk screeches)

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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(tires screeching)

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(horn honks)

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(tires screech)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(tires screech)

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D'oh!

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-Aah!
-(tires screech)

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Hey everybody,
Bret Gunselman here

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on pivotal week eight
of the N.F.L. season.

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{\an8}Now stay tuned for six hours
of exciting football action.

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{\an8}Well, bye-bye belt.

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{\an8}(loud crunching
and swallowing)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(chalk screeches)

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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(tires screeching)

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(horn honks)

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(tires screech)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(tires screech)

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D'oh!

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-Aah!
-(tires screech)

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(engine sputters)

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Hey, what gives?

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You said you wanted to live
in a world without zinc, Jimmy.

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Well, now your car
has no battery.

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But I promised Betty
I'd pick her up by six.

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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D'oh!

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-Aah!
-(tires screech)

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{\an8}Mmm, doughnuts.

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(chalk screeches)

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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D'oh!

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-Aah!
-(tires screech)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(chalk screeches)

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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(tires screeching)

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(horn honks)

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(tires screech)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(chalk screeches)

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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(tires screeching)

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(horn honks)

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(tires screech)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(chalk screeches)

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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(tires screeching)

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(horn honks)

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(tires screech)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(chalk screeches)

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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(tires screeching)

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(horn honks)

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(tires screech)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(chalk screeches)

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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(tires screeching)

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(horn honks)

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(tires screech)

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{\an8}♪ The Simpsons ♪

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(chalk screeches)

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(bell rings)

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(work whistle blows)

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-(sucking)
-(register beeping)

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(jazzy solo)

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(tires screech)

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(tires screeching)

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(horn honks)

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(tires screech)