The Office (US Version) - Sixth Season English Subtitles

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- [grunts]

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PARKOUR!

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- MICHAEL--
- PARKOUR!

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- PARKOUR!

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- EXTREME!
- PARKOUR!

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- PARKOUR!

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- THIS IS PARKOUR.

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INTERNET SENSATION
OF 2004

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AND IT WAS IN ONE
OF THE BONDFILMS.

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[knock on door]
- YEAH?

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- YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
- YES, OSCAR, COME ON IN.

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CLOSE THE DOOR,
IF YOU WOULD.

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THANK YOU.

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THANKS SO MUCH
FOR TALKING TO ME.

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- YEAH, SURE.

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- [sighs] I'M GOING IN
FOR A PROCEDURE TODAY.

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- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
- YEAH.

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[knock knock]

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- Could you please sign
my expense report?

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- No way, no how.

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Expense reports
are a day-to-day item.

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That is Jim's now.

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I am exclusively
big picture, epic,

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"Gone with the Wind."

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- Never saw it.

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- Me neither. Chick flick.

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- I'm sorry, you guys have
probably noticed

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my stomach's a little more
sensitive lately,

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so if you wouldn't mind

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wearing
a little less perfume,

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and if your lunch
is especially pungent,

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maybe have it
in the break room.

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- We would really
appreciate it.

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- Pam is constantly
throwing up

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- PAM AND JIM'S WEDDING

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WILL BE THE SINGLE BEST
PICKUP DESTINATION

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IN THE HISTORY
OF THE UNIVERSE.

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- THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IS THAT NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

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ABOUT MY PREGNANCY
AT THE WEDDING.

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- ABSOLUTELY.

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- HEY. I GOT THE ROOM
THE NIGHT BEFORE YOU GUYS.

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I'LL BREAK IN THE BED.
[chuckles]

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- The fundamentals
of business.

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The funda-mentals
of business.

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Mental is a part
of the word.

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I have underlined it.

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Because you're mental
if you don't have a good time.

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You have to enjoy it.

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- Well, the--
the fun is in it.

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[laughter and chatter]

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- Fundamental.

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- They're back.

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- Oh, yeah.

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[people chuckling]

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Jim and Pam.
- How was Puerto Rico?

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Was it so romantic?
- It was.

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- It really was.
- Really was.

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- I'm so happy for you.

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- Puerto Rico
was awesome.

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- Oh, my gosh,
the honeymoon was great.

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- AND THEN,
I THINK I'M GOING TO GO

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TO THE GARLIC FESTIVAL.

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- WOW.
- SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

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YOU GUYS WOULD LOVE IT.

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- I BET WE WOULD.
- THEY HAVE A TCBY BOOTH.

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- COOL.
- SAME STUFF YOU GET DOWNTOWN.

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- MM-HMM.
- DO YOU LIKE TCBY?

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- WHO DOESN'T?

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- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S--

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- GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY.

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WHO WOULD LIKE AN AUTHENTIC
NEW YORK BAGEL? HMM?

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STANLEY?
- THANK YOU.

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- OH, NO, NO, NO.

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I GOT A PUMPERNICKEL
JUST FOR YOU.

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- WOW, H AND H.

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YOU WENT ALL THE WAY
TO NEW YORK CITY

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TO GET US BAGELS?

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- OH, WHY, IS THERE A PLACE
CLOSER THAT SELLS THEM?

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- AAH!
- GOT YOU! BROKEN ARM!

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BOOM! BOOM BOOM!
BROKEN NOSE!

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BOOM BOOM BOOM! BROKEN NOSE!

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BOOM! HA!
GONNA FLIP YOU!

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- ONCE A YEAR,
DWIGHT HOLDS A SEMINAR,

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UPDATING US
ON THE NEWEST DEVELOPMENTS

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IN THE WORLD OF KARATE,

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BECAUSE, AS WE ALL KNOW,

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THE ONE THING THAT

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- NOT AGAIN.

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- BOW DOWN BEFORE
RECYCLOPS.

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- FIVE YEARS AGO,
CORPORATE SAID

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WE HAD TO START A RECYCLING
PROGRAM FOR EARTH DAY.

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SO DWIGHT
TOOK THE LEAD ON THAT

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AND INTRODUCED US TO A VERY
CLOSE FRIEND OF HIS

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NAMED RECYCLOPS.

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- HAPPY EARTH DAY, EVERYONE,
I'M RECYCLOPS.

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- [knocks at door]
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

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- YEAH. HAVE A SEAT.
- IS IT SERIOUS?

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WOW. [nervous laughter]

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ANDY'S A WITTLE SCAWED.

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- OKAY, RIGHT THERE.
RIGHT THERE IS THE PROBLEM.

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THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS
AROUND THE OFFICE

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THAT YOU HAVE BEEN TALKING
BABY TALK.

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- WHY WOULD PEOPLE SAY THAT?

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- WELL, I HAVE IT

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- Okay, everyone.
- Ah, ah, ah, ah.

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Attention, everyone!
Jim and I, on behalf of...

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- Too loud.
- The party planning committee,

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- Too too loud, too loud.
- Have an annou--

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but effective. Look.

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On behalf
of Jim and I,

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Merry Christmas.

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all: Merry Christmas.

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- Good.

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- DUNDER MIFFLIN
IS ABOUT TO BE SOLD.

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BUT FIRST, AN INVESTMENT BANKER
HAS TO DROP BY

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AND SIGN OFF ON OUR BRANCH.

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AND I'M PRETTY NERVOUS
ABOUT IT.

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AND I'M...MAKING
SOME COSMETIC TWEAKS

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TO HELP CREATE A MORE
APPEALING ENVIRONMENT.

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IS THAT DISHONEST?

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WELL, THINK OF IT THIS WAY.

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WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR

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- Oh, yeah.

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* I got a big box,
yes I do *

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* I got a big box,
how 'bout you? *

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- * I got a big box,
yes I do *

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* I got a big box,
how 'bout you? *

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- I think you don't know
what you're saying.

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- It is from "Sob-ray,"
our new owner,

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and it is to Sabre, us.

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[line trilling]
- Vancouver Court Hotel.

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How may I help you?
- Hello, Vancouver.

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This is Michael Scott calling

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from the United States
of America.

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I have a reservation
in your fair city

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from February 12th
through the 19th,

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first week of the Olympics.

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- Well, we're looking forward
to having you,

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- SO WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

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- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
- MM-HMM.

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- HEY, WOULD YOU MIND
GRABBING ME A DONUT?

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- YES, I WOULD MIND,
BUT NOT BECAUSE I AM AFRAID

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OF YOUR OBVIOUSLY FAKE
TRAP DOOR.

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- IT'S NOT FAKE.
- [snaps]

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SO YOU ADMIT IT WAS YOURS
- DAMN IT.

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- HA, MORON.

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- PAM'S DOING GREAT.

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UH, SHE'S TEN INCHES
DILATED NOW--

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SORRY, METERS--
CENTIMETERS.

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UH, AND SHE'S ALSO
FULLY EFFACED,

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WHICH I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT IS.

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UH, BUT NO BABY YET.

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IT'S ONLY BEEN 6--
19 HOURS.

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AND, UH, I WAS SENT OUT
FOR SOME ICE CHIPS,

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- [in Irish accent]
HELLO, HELLO.

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TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA.

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OOH-HOO.
GREEN M&Ms.

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NATURE'S VIAGRA.

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TWO OF MY FAVORITE
JOKE AREAS COMBINED.

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GONNA BE A GOOD DAY.

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- I DON'T WANNA BRING
MY FRIENDS.

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WHY CAN'T IT JUST BE
THE TWO OF US?

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- BECAUSE IT'S

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- HEY, JIM, JIM!

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COME HERE.

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DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?

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- NO.
- LOOK AT HIM.

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LOOK AT HIM, T-SHIRT, JEANS.

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- IS IT YOU?
- [laughs] I AM FLATTERED.

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THAT'S JOHNNY DEPP.

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- WHERE'D YOU TAKE THAT?
- IN MY CONDO COMPLEX.

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- OH, MY GOD, THAT'S RIGHT!

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- [grunting]
OKAY...

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- BREATHE.
WORK YOUR CORE!

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- [straining]

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- COME ON.

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- HOW MANY IS THAT?

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- NOT COUNTING THE LAST ONE,
25.

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- COUNT THE LAST ONE.

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- OKAY,
25 AND ONE GIRL PUSH-UP.

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- OH, NEW RECORD!
- OKAY.

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- OSCAR, TOBY SAID
HE LEFT MY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

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ON MY CHAIR.

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HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?

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WAIT, I'M SITTING ON THEM.
[laughter]

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- THIS IS AWESOME.

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- THANK YOU.
IT DIDN'T EVEN TAKE THAT LONG.

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- WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN A CHIMICHANGA,

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A CHALUPA,
AND A TOSTADA?

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CALL ME BACK ASAP.

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- BUENOS DIAS,ERIN.

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- BUENOS DIAS,MIGUEL.

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[phone rings]

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- HELLO, DUNDER MIFFLIN.

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- NO, NO, NO, NO.

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SOLAMENTE, EN ESPAÑOL,
POR FAVOR.

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- HOLA, DUNDER MIFFLIN.
YO ERIN.

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[dial tone buzzing]

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- BUENOS DIAS, AMIGOS.

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- [clicking idly]

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- [clicking rhythmically]

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- STOP IT.
- STOP WHAT?

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- YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME
IN MORSE CODE.

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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
JOKE'S ON YOU.

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'CAUSE I KNOW MORSE CODE.
HA!

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- [chuckles]

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YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.

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IN OUR VERY LIMITED FREE TIME

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- This here
is a radon test kit.

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'Kay?
I'll be putting 'em everywhere.

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And please don't throw
these out.

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This is a radon test kit.

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Please don't throw
these out.

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See them all over the office.

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- Toby has been leaving
radon kits everywhere,

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like he owns the place.

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The first time

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- There is nothing wrong,
nor will there ever be wrong

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with any Sabre printers,
case closed.

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Michael Scott, as seen on TV.

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- [high-pitched voice]
I saw you on the news

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and I want to pinch
your tiny wiener.

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[normally] It's Packer.
- Oh!

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Pac-Man,
I thought you were a girl!

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Apparently,
there are allegations

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