The Office (US Version) - Sixth Season English Subtitles

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(GRUNTS)

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Parkour!

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Michael.
Parkour! Parkour!

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Extreme.
MICHAEL: Parkour!

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This is parkour.
Internet sensation of 2004,

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and it was in one of the Bond
films. It's pretty impressive.

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The goal is to get from point A to
point B as creatively as possible.

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So technically
they are doing parkour,

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Yeah?
You wanted to see me?

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Yes, Oscar, come on in.
Close the door if you would.

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Thank you. Thanks so
much for talking to me.

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Yeah, sure.

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(SIGHS) I'm going in
for a procedure today.

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Is everything okay?
Yeah.

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It's routine. I'm just
a little bit scared.

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I'm sure everything
will be fine.

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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Could you please sign
my expense report?

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No way, no how. Expense
reports are a day-to-day item.

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That is Jim's now. I am
exclusively big picture. Epic.

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Sign this.
Uh-uh-uh.

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Where's the please?
We're not animals.

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(SIGHS) Sign it.

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No. Not without a please.

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Idiot.

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I'm sorry, you guys
have probably noticed

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my stomach's a little
more sensitive lately.

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So, if you wouldn't mind
wearing a little less perfume.

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And if your lunch
is especially pungent,

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maybe have it in the break room.

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We would really appreciate it.

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Pam is constantly throwing up
because of the pregnancy.

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If she eats something the
fetus doesn't like, she is screwed.

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The fundamentals of business.
The fundamentals of business.

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"Mental" is a part of the
word. I have underlined it.

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Because you're mental if
you don't have a good time.

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You have to enjoy it.

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(STUTTERING)
"Fun" is in it.

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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"Fun"-damental.

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MEREDITH: Oh, right.

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Get out.
I know, I know.

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(DOOR OPENING)

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They're back!

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Oh, yeah!

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Woo-hoo!
KEVIN: Jim and Pam!

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How was Puerto Rico? Was
it so romantic? JIM: It was.

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It really was.

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Really was.

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I'm so happy for you.

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Puerto Rico was awesome.

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And then, I think I'm going
to go to the garlic festival.

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Wow. Sounds like fun.
You guys would love it.

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No, we wouldn't.
They have a TCBY booth.

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Cool. Same stuff
you get downtown.

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Do you like TCBY?
Who doesn't?

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"I can't believe it's
yogurt." It'll be fun.

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I confirmed with Raskin Design and they're
expecting the both of you in an hour.

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Oh, actually, it's
just going to be me.

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Good morning, everybody.

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Who would like an authentic
New York bagel, hmm?

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Stanley?
Thank you.

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Oh, no, no, no. I got a
pumpernickel just for you.

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Wow, H&H.

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You went all the way to New
York City to get us bagels?

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Why? Is there a place
closer that sells them?

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This is really nice, Dwight.
Thanks.

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(YELLS)

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Got you! Broken arm.
Boom! Boom! Boom!

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Broken nose! Boom! Boom!
Boom! Broken nose! Gonna flip you.

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Once a year, Dwight holds
a seminar updating us

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on the newest developments
in the world of karate.

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Because, as we all know,

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the one thing that thousand-year-old
martial arts do all the time

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is change.

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How can I pose this to

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Not again.

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Bow down before Recyclops.

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Five years ago corporate
said we had to start

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a recycling program
for Earth Day,

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so Dwight took the lead on that,

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and introduced us to a very close
friend of his named Recyclops.

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Happy Earth Day, everyone.
I'm Recyclops.

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Did you know that
an old milk carton

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can be sawed in half

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You wanted to see me?
Yeah, have a seat.

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Is it serious?

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Wow. Andy's
a little scared.

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Okay, right there.

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Right there's the problem.

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There have been reports
around the office

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that you have been
talking baby talk.

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Why would people say that?

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Well, I have it on good authority
that you said the following.

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Attention, everyone!

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Jim and I, on behalf of the
Party Planning Committee

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have an... Too loud.
Too, too loud. Too loud.

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But effective. Look. On behalf
of Jim and I, Merry Christmas.

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ALL: Merry Christmas.

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Merry Christmas. Good.

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My diabolical plot is
on hold for Christmas.

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My heart just melts with
the sound of children singing.

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(LAUGHING)

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MICHAEL: Dunder Mifflin
is about to be sold,

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but first an investment banker has
to drop by and sign off on our branch.

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And I'm pretty nervous about it,

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and I'm making
some cosmetic tweaks

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to help create
a more appealing environment.

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Is that dishonest?
Well, think of it this way.

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When you look in
the mirror and you see

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your push-up bra and
your fake eyelashes

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Oh, yeah! I've got
a big box, yes I do!

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I've got a big box,
how about you?

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I've got a big box, yes I do, I've
got a big box, how about you?

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I think you don't know
what you're saying.

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It is "from Sah-bray," our new
owner, and it is "to Sah-bray."” Us!

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I wonder what's inside.
Scissor me.

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Dunder Mifflin was
recently bought

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by an electronics
company named Sah-bray.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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OPERATOR: Vancouver
Court Hotel, how may I help you?

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Hello, Vancouver,
this is Michael Scott

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calling from
the United States of America.

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I have a reservation
in your fair city

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from February 12th to the 19th.

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First week of the Olympics.

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Well, we're looking forward
to having you,

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so let me just pull up

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I just wanted to check and see
if there was anything you needed

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before I went on
my maternity leave.

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(CHUCKLING) Yeah.
I'm pregnant.

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Great. Well,
I'll write up the order.

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Wait a minute.
Okay, thanks.

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You can't do that. You cannot
exploit your baby for sales.

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Hey, did I tell you
we're gonna have a baby?

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(CHUCKLES) Thank you
very much. I'm excited... Oh.

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Hello, hello.

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Top of the morning to you.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Green M&M's.
Nature's Viagra.

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Two of my favorite joke areas
combined. It's gonna be a good day.

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I don't want to
bring my friends.

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Why can't it
just be the two of us?

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Because it's St. Patrick's
Day. People go out in groups.

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Well, why don't you

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Hey, Jim.
Jim! Come here.

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Do you know who that is?

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No.

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Look at him.
Look at him.

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T-shirt, jeans.

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Is it you?
(LAUGHS) I am flattered.

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That's Johnny Depp.

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Where'd you take that?
In my condo complex.

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Oh, my God, that's right!
I read in People magazine

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(MICHAEL GRUNTING)

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MICHAEL: Okay.

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DWIGHT: Breathe.
(GROANS)

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Work your core!

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(GROANS)
Come on.

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How many is that?

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Not counting the last one, 25.

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Count the last one.

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Okay, 25 and one girl pushup.

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(IN KEVIN'S VOICE) Oscar, Toby said
he left my Girl Scout cookies on my chair.

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Have you seen them?
Wait, I'm sitting on them.

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This is awesome.

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Thank you. It didn't
even take that long.

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What's the difference
between a chimichanga,

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a chalupa and a tostada?

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Call me back ASAP.
It's urgent.

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Wait, this isn't funny.
I don't talk like that.

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(BOTH GREETING IN SPANISH)

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Hello, Dunder Mifflin.

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No, no, no. No.

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(SPEAKING SPANISH)

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I believe that every man,
woman, and child in this country

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should learn how
to speak Spanish.

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They are our neighbors to the
south, and this would be a healing thing

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for all of North America.

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Stop it!
Stop what?

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You're talking
about me in Morse Code.

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But you know what? Joke's on
you "cause I know Morse Code.

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Hal

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Yeah, that's what we're doing.

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In our very limited free time
and with our very limited budget,

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we went and got a nanny, and
then we went out and took a class

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on a very outmoded and very
unnecessary form of communication

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This here is a radon test kit.

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Okay, I'll be
putting them everywhere.

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And please don't
throw these out.

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This is a radon test kit.

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Please don't throw these out.

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You'll see them
all over the office.

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Toby has been leaving
radon kits everywhere

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like he owns the place.

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The first time I threw mine
away, I thought it was an ant trap.

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There is nothing wrong,
nor will there ever be wrong,

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with any Sabre printers.

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Case closed.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Michael Scott, as seen on TV.

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MAN ON PHONE: I/ saw you on the
news and I want to pinch your tiny wiener.

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(MOUTHS) Oh, my God.

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It's Packer.

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Oh! Pac-Man,
I thought you were a girl.

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