The Office (US Version) - Seventh Season English Subtitles

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[ELEVATOR DINGS]

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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

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[MOUTHING LYRICS]

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You're falling behind.

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Wuphf.com.

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Ryan, we're doing a dance...
This is how you build a business.

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KELLY: We're doing a dance.

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RYAN: This is how you
make it in this country.

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[MOUTHING LYRICS]

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Wow! Late every day
this week.

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We signed Cece up
for this daycare,

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and it's on the
other side of town.

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The traffic... Why didn't
I think of this before?

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Did you know that
there is a daycare center

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opening right here
in this building?

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Is there really?

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Now that I own the building, I'm
looking for new sources of revenue.

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Andy?

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[HAUNTING MUSIC PLAYING]

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[SINGING] <i>Attend the tale
Of Sweeney Todd</i>

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<i>His skin was pale
And his eye was odd</i>

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Yes.

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<i>He shaved the faces Of gentlemen</i>

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<i>Who never thereafter
Were heard of again</i>

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<i>He trod a path
That few have trod</i>

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<i>Did Sweeney Todd</i>

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Mmm.

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[GREETING IN SPANISH]

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<i>Necesito un bueno</i> worker.

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<i>Tu es fuerte.</i> Come on.

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[QUESTIONING IN SPANISH]

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[SPEAKING SPANISH]

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We don't go with that man.

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I've seen several men go with
that man and none come back.

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We've lost friends...

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We don't know what

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Look at that, huh? Nice!

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I love cycling.

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Andy, I feel like
a tourist in my own city.

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I literally can't wait
to wake up every morning.

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Okay.
She is a beaut.

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Can't beat a horse. A horse
is a bike that pedals itself.

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Yes, it is.

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Look at that, smooth roll.

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Yeah.
KEVIN: You got it!

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What about this one?
It's kind of badass, right?

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It just seems kind of crazy in
a way I might need right now.

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I don't know.
Oh, that's not yours.

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JIM: <i>Stanley just
drank OJ out of my mug</i>

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and didn't seem to realize
that it wasn't his hot coffee.

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So, the question
has to be asked,

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is there no limit to
what he won't notice?

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What's a seven-letter
word for purse?

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I know a lot of us have been
feeling under the weather lately,

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it's that time of year,

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and according to a study done
by the University of Arizona,

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they discovered
that your keyboards

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have hundreds of
times more bacteria

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per square inch,
than a toilet seat.

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I heard your mama
has more bacteria

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per square inch
than a toilet seat.

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They caught
the Scranton Strangler.

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They trapped him in his house.

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FEMALE NEWSCASTER ON
COMPUTER: <i>...and then photographing them,</i>

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<i>is believed to be inside.</i>

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<i>Police have now surrounded
the apartment complex.</i>

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Police have surrounded.
<i>And we</i>

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<i>now see what appears to
be a SWAT van pulling up.</i>

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SWAT, SWAT's arriving.

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<i>It is unknown if he

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DWIGHT: Uh-oh. Okay, okay,
nobody panic. Listen up, listen up.

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Everyone,
follow me to the shelter.

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We've got enough
food for 14 days.

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After that, we have
a difficult conversation.

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My bad.

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Space heater and
fan were both on high,

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plugged into
the same outlet, so...

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JIM: It's saying
the server went down?

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Why?

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Twenty minutes a day, Jim.
That's all it takes.

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Twenty minutes a day,
all feet, no hands,

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and I'll have
the pedidexterity of a chimp,

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and you'll be sitting
there like an idiot.

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Okay, here we go. Yes.

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Do you mind?
I'm sorry, Pam.

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Allow me to write
you an apology letter.

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Got it.
All right.

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Okay, let's go in. I'm freezing.
People, wait, wait, wait.

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Come back, come back.
One fun one.

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We're gonna do a fun one.
Okay.

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One <i>Charlie's Angels.</i>
One. Let's go.

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Okay, this is just a Christmas
card from your paper supplier.

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No one's putting
this on their fridge.

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I got it, you guys,
how about this.

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Next up, secretary Schrute will read
the minutes from Sunday's meeting.

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"Minutes from previous
meeting, of Knights of the Night."

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No! Jim, hey.

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Oh.

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This meeting is for
Knights of the Night only.

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Knights of the Night are
volunteer crime patrollers.

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We're often compared
to the Guardian Angels,

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but we could not be
more different from them.

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Sorry, mate. [IN ENGLISH
ACCENT] I'm sorry, mate.

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Excuse me, mate.
[LAUGHS] What are you...

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What are you doing?
English?

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If you're taking the mickey,
you picked on the wrong person.

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Let me tell you that. No,
I'm not picking on you at all.

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You're English, correct?
Yeah, big time, yeah.

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I'm working on
an English character.

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Would you mind... It's
called Reginald Poofter.

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Everybody, can I please
have your attention?

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Ryan and I have
a huge announcement.

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Oh, my gosh!
PAM: Wow.

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Over the weekend, Ryan
Bailey Howard and I got divorced.

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Sweet.
Free ring.

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Divorced? Just so you
know, it's totally amicable.

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We're fine. We don't need
people here to take sides.

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The last thing that we
want is any kind of drama.

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Hey, how you doing?

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Been thinking about
my grandmother a lot.

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Yeah.
She was about to turn 97.

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At least she lived a very long,
and I'm sure, a very happy life.

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Mmm.

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Got you this card.

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When you're ready,
we all signed it.

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We just wanted you to know
we're thinking about you.

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Thank you.

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I got a delivery for you.

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Leave it at reception.

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I'm supposed to
deliver this one in person.

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[CLICKING]

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Clean up on aisle five.

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After three years of writing,
one year of shooting,

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four years of re-shooting,
and two years of editing,

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I have finally
completed my movie,

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<i>Threat Level Midnight.</i>

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DWIGHT: <i>I have the best stocked survival
shelter in northeastern Pennsylvania.</i>

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<i>But everything has a shelf life.</i>

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<i>So I must eat and then replace
everything that's about to expire.</i>

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It's nice not to
have to plan my meals.

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You're eating
eight-year-old tomatoes.

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They're still good
for another week.

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You know, I think I might
have some type of cheese

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in the back of my
fridge you might like.

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Hey, Oscar.
Big <i>Will & Grace</i> fan, huh?

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Nope.

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Everybody assumes I am.
I always get them as gifts.

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Dunder Mifflin is having
our first ever garage sale.

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<i>Like many Americans,</i>

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<i>we realized we had a lot of
things that we didn't really need.</i>

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And 10 cents of every dollar
is going into the party fund

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so we can throw parties
for ourselves.

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MICHAEL:
Kahlua sombrero, please.

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All right.
So just you tonight?

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Actually, I'm meeting
somebody, but I'm a little bit early.

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Leaving my company
after 19 years.

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I'll drink to that.

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I'm starting at
a company this week.

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Oh, really?

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To beginnings and endings.

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And to middles. The

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It is 6:00 a.m., and Deangelo
and I are about to go house to house

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to give everybody their
Dundies nomination certificate.

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Just like the Oscars.
Yes.

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And this happens every year?

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Every year this happens.
Okay. Every year.

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You have a lot to learn,
my friend. [CHUCKLES]

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Well, you know,
why don't we try it,

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and if it goes good,
it'll be part of my tradition.

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Well, I'm moving to Colorado
to start my new life with Holly.

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Just up here getting
used to the altitude.

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Michael?
Yes?

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I've got a treat for you.

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Oh!

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Thank you.
Like a butler.

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Colorado specialty,
Rocky Mountain oysters.

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Wow, those do not
taste like oysters.

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So, coasting time
is officially over.

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Big changes are coming,
and they're coming fast.

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If you don't like 'em,

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this is called a door, you
can walk right through it.

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All right? I'm not
here to be your friend.

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I like my life
outside of this place.

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I live to leave at 5:00.

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Change number one, Darryl.

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Per your request, the company is

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We could get Deangelo flowers.

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No, you can't get flowers
for someone who's in a coma.

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They'll wilt before he wakes up.

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Yeah, that's true. Good point.

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All in favor of the baskets full of
chocolates, teddy bears and balloons.

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Wait, wait. All in
favor of the knapsack

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filled with canned
goods, chainsaw,

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gasoline and emergency radio in
case he wakes up post-apocalypse.

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Nope. Baskets have it.

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It's a beautiful
morning at Dunder Mifflin.

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Or as I like to
call it, Great Bratton.

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Keep it running.

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CREED:
<i>Do I love being manager?</i>

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I love my kids.
I love real estate.

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I love ceramics.
I love my job.

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I love wrestling.

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Find out what language this is.

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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]