The Office (US Version) - Fourth Season English Subtitles

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Okay, well,
I did not get
the job in New York,

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but I got the real prize,
domestic bliss.

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Jan made me breakfast
this morning.

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Well, she bought the milk.

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It's soy.

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This is why I do it.

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(JAN SNORING)
That's what I have
to come home to.

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(SIGHS)

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Hey.
Hey.

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I got you one.
Oh, wow. Thank you.

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Yeah.
I'm just going to
grab some chips.

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You want some?
No, thanks.

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We're still having
lunch today, right?

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I guess.

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How dare you.

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Hey, Toby, what's this?

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And the same thing goes
for quarterly reports.
They are unreadable.

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They're just numbers
and boring and...

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Blech!

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So what I was thinking
is that maybe we should
have some sort of graphic,

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like if we have
a bad quarter,
put in a storm cloud.

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And when we have
a good quarter,

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fireworks or a racecar.

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Doesn't have to be a racecar.
Use your imagination.

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Coat!

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Michael just rented
The Devil Wears Prada.

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He has his Netflix
sent here to the office,

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and he watches
them in pieces
when things are slow.

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MICHAEL: Steak!

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Where's my steak?

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PAM: He's a big
Meryl Streep fan,

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so I shouldn't be surprised
that he's identified
with her character.

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Yeah. Everything.
It's all good.
It's all good. Phyllis.

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Dancing babies.

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Dancing babies.
I love it. I love it.

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MICHAEL:
We are making a commercial
for Dunder Mifflin today,

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our first ad ever.

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Corporate purchased
some airtime in
local markets

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to spread the word
about Dunder Mifflin Infinity,

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and they are
even sending up

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Dunder Mifflin.
This is Rolando.

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Oh, yes. She's been
expecting your call.

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KAREN: Yeah?

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Karen?
He's on line 1.

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Thanks, Ro.

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Hey. We finally connected.
How's Scranton?

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KAREN: I am the regional
manager of Dunder Mifflin,
Utica branch.

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I really didn't think
I was gonna have
a good time, but I did.

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I totally did.
I love camping.
Anything can happen.

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Oh, it wasn't camping.
It was more of
a wilderness retreat.

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Morning.
Michael.

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Ryan invited some
of the branch managers
and Toby into the woods

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for a get-to-know-you weekend.
Michael wasn't invited.

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Apparently they already
knew everything they needed
to know about him.

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So, the figures show
improvement right there,
Michael.

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And again...

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I'll call back.

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You never call back.

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PAM: Every time Michael's
in a meeting,

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he makes me come in
and give him a Post-it note

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telling him
who's on the phone.

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I did it once
and he freaked out.
He loved it so much.

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This is ridiculous.

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Do you have any idea
what time we'll get
out of here?

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Nobody likes to work late,
least of all me.

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Do you have
plans tonight?

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No, I don't.

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Remember when you told us
not to make plans,
'cause we were working?

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Yes, I remember.

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Hmm.

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PAM: W.B. Jones
is renovating their offices,
and their construction crews

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are taking up some of
the parking spaces
we used to get.

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So we had to park
at a satellite parking
lot over there.

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Which just means
we get to see more
of our lovely street.

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Tell them what
we saw today, Jim.

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Oh, today we saw a junkyard
dog attacking the bones
of a rotisserie chicken.

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Nature.

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(PAM LAUGHS)

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What's wrong, Michael?

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I got gum in my hair.

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You do.

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This just stinks.

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Don't touch it.
Please, don't touch it!

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You've got a ton
of dandruff.

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Okay, let me be.

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How'd you get
gum in your hair?

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Everybody, everybody,
listen up.
I need your ideas now.

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Ideas, please,
right now. Go, go!
Come on!

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Michael, we don't know
what you're talking about.

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Wet cement outside.
It's drying fast.

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Come on, this is a lifelong
dream. What do I write?
What do I write?

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Michael, you could
put your initials in it.

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M.G.S. No.

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Some idiot named Mark

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Hey. Ready?

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Come on.
Show me excited.

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Yes.
Yeah, I'm pretty
excited, too.

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Today, I'm headed over
to the job fair at
Valley View High School

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to find some
new interns.

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Want to get
some fresh blood.

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Youth-anize this place.

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Hey, we doing this thing?
Yeah.

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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Hello, this is Dwight Schrute.

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Hello?

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Hello. This is Dwight.

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Hello? Hello?
Yes!

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We do have that.
Hold on one second.

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Jim, what are you doing?

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And how many would you like?

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Hang that up right now.

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