New Guy.txt
{1473}{1556}I hear you're having troubles.|No wonder! Look at you.
{1595}{1688}You wanna change your life|so you come to hear the story.
{1692}{1770}High school popularity ain't a contest,|i�s a war.
{1774}{1838}Dizzy Harrison|is its greatest casualty.
{1843}{1898}See, his story|is really my story.
{1903}{1965}Because behind|every so-called hero...
{1969}{2081}...is a little pissed off dude|that don't get no credit!
{2153}{2193}We have to go back a ways.
{2197}{2306}Even as a small child, Dizzy Harrison|had his own particular style.
{3220}{3309}As you can see, I didn't|have a lot to work with.
{4486}{4525}I hurt myself!
{4530}{4592}Things didn't get any|better from there.
{4598}{4713}As the years went by,|he got taller, whiter, skinnier.
{4724}{4777}First day, senior year.
{4782}{4867}And we're gonna be|the top dogs.
{5029}{5104}I wish I'd drowned this summer.|We all do, Kirk.
{5109}{5174}We'll always be Blips.
{5179}{5237}Blips?|We're barely on the radar!
{5242}{5353}Not this year. We're seniors now.|I'm with Dizzy on this one.
{5358}{5436}I�s never too late|to make a change.
{5453}{5518}Full metal jacket.
{5527}{5595}Dad, put those away!
{5600}{5635}You're such a dork!
{5640}{5687}I say we bail.|Home schooling?
{5691}{5799}My dad could teach drinking.|Nobody bails, bands stick together.
{5900}{6007}Guys, relax. Music has|the power to transform.
{6113}{6175}There's some pain.|Good luck, son!
{6180}{6256}Yo, Blip? Little help?
{6361}{6414}I'll never get used to that.
{6447}{6500}Can anyone help me?
{6511}{6551}Get out of the way!
{6658}{6780}You're not going to talk to her.|That is Tina Ass-good, man!
{6784}{6872}Like a wood elf versus Al'Kabor.|You'll get power leveled!
{6876}{6943}We're not playing EverQuest,|we're on earth.
{6948}{6994}Speak for yourself.
{7006}{7053}I'm going in.
{7102}{7136}Take that.
{7199}{7235}I know I can do this.
{7240}{7290}Tina!|You are?
{7295}{7338}Dizzy.
{7343}{7422}You gonna help me, or what?|Yeah!
{7454}{7507}You got to know your...
{7568}{7601}I�s very technical.
{7606}{7722}A Blip is talking to Tina Osgood.|Look at my boy!
{7726}{7828}Didn't they tie you up last year and|make you wear rubber breasts?
{7853}{7907}You remember!|Tha�s really sweet.
{7912}{8018}I imagine God having an ass like that.|Did that sound gay?
{8023}{8092}I've been thinking,|we're seniors now...
{8097}{8175}...and maybe sometime, if you|wanted to drink coffee...
{8180}{8225}...near me...
{8249}{8283}...l would pay.
{8288}{8329}Truthfully?|Yeah?
{8334}{8402}You're not my...|Type.
{8419}{8476}You know those moments|when a man makes...
{8480}{8538}...a decision tha�ll change his life...
{8543}{8638}...and he steps up to become the hero|he was meant to be?
{8642}{8692}This ain't one of those moments.
{8709}{8760}I thought about this type thing.
{8765}{8851}To be honest,|you're not my type either.
{8855}{8895}Did you think tha�d work?
{8898}{8970}No, but I thought it was|worth giving it a shot.
{8974}{9045}You know something?
{9050}{9118}Yo, freak!|What are you doing?
{9123}{9178}Talking.|Innocent conversation.
{9183}{9256}Innocent? Then wha�s this?
{9323}{9445}Oh, my God! Tha�s disgusting!|Loser, nice pup tent!
{9450}{9499}We need to cover you up.
{9607}{9646}What is this?
{9651}{9704}Mrs. Whitman! I�s my...
{9715}{9782}I�s mine now!
{9800}{9890}Is this a weapon? You can't bring|loaded weapons to school!
{9895}{9972}You're tearing the skin!
{10024}{10068}My deal!
{10074}{10152}I'm showing this to Principal Zaylor.
{10157}{10194}Cut it out!
{10756}{10836}I know what you're thinking.|I�s not medically possible.
{10840}{10932}But let me ask you this.|Are you a doctor?
{10944}{11051}I have good news.|Your son's condition is treatable.
{11055}{11154}What condition? The fact|that I can pee around a corner?
{11159}{11184}Watch your mouth.
{11188}{11304}He can't help it. Wha�s wrong|with Dizzy, in medical terms...
{11308}{11387}...i�s called Tourette's syndrome.
{11410}{11454}Tourette's syndrome?
{11459}{11541}Are you out of your fucking mind?|Language, son.
{11545}{11640}You won't cure him with force,|Papa Bear.
{11646}{11741}I�s going to take a lot of hugs|and a lot of drugs.
{11747}{11849}Only take one of these a day.|Nice pack.
{12023}{12057}There he is.
{12061}{12100}Diz?
{12116}{12219}They gave me these pills for my|Tourette's, but they're not working.
{12223}{12301}Come on, i�s not that bad.
{12313}{12362}Not that bad?
{12366}{12406}At least as Blips...
{12410}{12454}...we were invisible.
{12457}{12534}You break your dick in front|of the whole school...
{12539}{12607}...people remember that.|His life is ruined.
{12612}{12660}I mean, I'm an idiot.
{12665}{12740}I'll never be able to go back|to school again.
{12745}{12808}I need more of these pills.
{12925}{13047}How can you be depressed with all this|beautiful church music playing?
{13532}{13580}Yes, yes, yes!
{13601}{13716}Thank you, brothers and sisters|of the Sunshine Gospel Choir.
{13720}{13802}Very stirring.|Very hip.
{13807}{13867}Amen!|Yes, yes, yes.
{13871}{13978}Now, do the rest of you young|people know what else is hip?
{13983}{14077}Sexual abstinence.|Can I get an amen on that?
{14083}{14114}Amen!
{14118}{14200}Glory hallelujah!|Glory hallelujah!
{14205}{14288}I said, glory hallelujah!|Glory hallelujah!
{14294}{14353}Glory hallelujah!
{14366}{14416}Ladies and gentlemen...
{14421}{14478}...brothers and sisters...
{14483}{14560}...I'd like to talk to you|all about sex!
{14565}{14660}The devil's middle name, sex!|Amen!
{14666}{14778}Do you know what the best form|of sexual abstinence is?
{14783}{14818}Being me.
{14822}{14905}Can I get an amen?|Amen!
{14910}{14994}Do you wanna talk about some pain?|Let me hear you!
{14999}{15080}That boy's got the spirit!|He's an idiot!
{15086}{15211}Has a member of the opposite sex|ever told you you're not her type?
{15216}{15274}Let me hear you shout amen...
{15279}{15409}...if you ever had duct tape ripped|off your naked buttocks!
{15414}{15547}Let me hear you shout amen if you|ever had your manhood right-angled...
{15553}{15668}...in front of the|entire congregation!
{15673}{15744}Now let me hear you shout|amen up high.
{15749}{15819}Amen!|Let me hear you shout amen!
{15824}{15927}Diz was in pain. He was in trouble.|He needed guidance.
{15932}{16036}He's about to get a lesson in bad,|from the best in the business.
{16117}{16193}What happened to Paco?
{16198}{16310}I got no answer to that question.|Back up. The new man is mine.
{16314}{16384}Not the crazy eyes, Luther.|I was just messing.
{16389}{16430}Been looking at my Janet?
{16435}{16486}No. No way.
{16562}{16687}Eighteen years and 41 days,|i�s me and you, baby.
{16760}{16821}Okay, I'm scared.
{16869}{16904}Guard?
{16931}{16991}Relax, white boy.
{16997}{17085}Wha�d you do to get in here?
{17090}{17207}I'm not really sure. I've been|heavily medicated lately...
{17211}{17339}...and the last thing that I remember|is my dad dropping me off at school.
{17344}{17403}You in high school?|Yes.
{17449}{17537}I still get chills thinking about it.
{17541}{17578}Fish sticks!
{17620}{17705}I've officially become the|biggest loser at my school.
{17710}{17772}I don't think I'll|be going back there.
{17778}{17824}I�s okay.
{17829}{17864}I know what you mean.
{17882}{17975}I see that.|I was the bitch at the last prison!
{17980}{18075}I remember, they strapped me|to a chair with duct tape...
{18079}{18149}...in a dress.|With makeup?
{18176}{18249}And fake rubber breasts.|Rubber breasts!
{18313}{18358}My brother...
{18363}{18428}...come on over here and sit down.
{18439}{18493}A high school...
{18497}{18543}...i�s a lot like prison.
{18547}{18605}Bad food, high fences.
{18609}{18700}The sex you want, you ain't getting.|The sex you getting...
{18704}{18751}...you don't want.
{18755}{18841}I seen terrible things.
{18846}{18971}Yesterday, an 80-year-old|librarian broke my penis.
{18988}{19022}You win.
{19050}{19094}How did you change things?
{19100}{19209}I got myself thrown out of the last|prison and I started fresh here.
{19214}{19252}That worked?
{19257}{19305}Watch this.
{19438}{19472}Wow!
{19477}{19584}Tha�s what I gotta do.|Switch prisons and start over.
{19588}{19662}You gotta tell me what you|did to get kicked out.
{19666}{19725}The first thing I did...
{19731}{19782}...is broke all the rules.
{19785}{19835}I can break all the rules.
{19840}{19984}Then I started acting crazy.|Yeah! I can act all crazy.
{19989}{20108}I grabbed a broken mop handle and|snapped it across the warden's butt.
{20224}{20325}I don't have to do this alone.|Le�s all get expelled together.
{20330}{20403}Tha�s okay. You can go.|What about you, Glen?
{20407}{20480}No, I talk big, but I'm|not as tough as I look.
{20485}{20535}Okay, here we go.
{20583}{20638}What are you thinking, Mr. Harrison?
{20644}{20773}You know, you're right.|What am I thinking?
{20822}{20898}Everybody, the answer|to number 23 is Guam.
{20904}{20985}Thanks, Broke-wood.|Mr. Luberoff?
{20990}{21071}Plenty more where this came|from at finals time.
{21144}{21263}My Lord, Dizzy! Cheating, bribery?|Those are grounds for expulsion!
{21268}{21336}Or an obvious cry for help.
{21538}{21578}Wha�s Broke-wood doing?
{22167}{22239}Tha�s Principal Zaylor!
{22388}{22436}You're a fighter!
{22442}{22470}Try this!
{22475}{22583}Shit it! Shit it!|Say mercy!
{22664}{22762}You're almost|at the head of the class!
{22884}{22941}And, cut!
{23068}{23131}This is the part of my job I hate.
{23135}{23165}Expelling people?
{23171}{23249}No, silly. We're going|to double your medication...
{23253}{23354}...increase your therapy,|and you may have to stay another year.
{23358}{23417}Loser, how's it hanging?
{23473}{23537}That toilet-cam|was your best work ever.
{23543}{23623}Looks like I'm stuck here|for the rest of my life.
{23731}{23768}Or am I?
{23863}{23979}Hey! Hey!|What are you doing?
{24046}{24078}Halt!
{24097}{24174}Did you just break that mop?|Give me that!
{24179}{24216}Yes!
{24234}{24335}You destroyed school property.|You're expelled.
{24340}{24378}Yes!
{24421}{24505}I did it. I busted out.|I knew you had it in you.
{24510}{24576}Ready to be Luthercized?|Preach, my brother!
{24580}{24678}I'm gonna take you|from bitch to bull.
{24835}{24921}You wanna get a reputation|at your new school...
{24927}{24998}...you'll have to crack|open heads, day one.
{25003}{25076}Find the biggest, baddest cat|and whup his ass!
{25080}{25228}Make sure everybody sees him go down.|Everybody sees him go down. Got it.
{25268}{25357}You know, some people are born|with that knowledge.
{25369}{25419}Like Barclay.|Who's Barclay?
{25424}{25500}He's the bully at my last school.
{25504}{25600}He might be born with it but with|my insights, street smarts...
{25604}{25720}...and knowledge of every action|movie, we're gonna perfect it.
{25875}{25940}Don't worry about that.|Happens every day.
{25945}{26040}Same cat. Never gets away.|Come on.
{26057}{26178}First thing you do is gouge the dude's|eyes out so he can't see to fight.
{26183}{26258}Hey, this ki�s in high school.
{26263}{26365}Then you're going to want to fight|dirty. All right, set your feet.
{26370}{26418}Spread your palms.
{26434}{26465}Tiger Claw!
{26470}{26540}Are you sure i�s not Tiger Paw?
{26602}{26699}Tiger Claw!|Now you're ready!
{26717}{26807}Just watch my hands.
{26946}{27024}Grab some rope.|You gotta build some muscle.
{27029}{27094}You act like you can't get up there.
{27099}{27168}Motivation is on the way.
{27173}{27245}Yes, indeedy, feed the needy.|There you go!
{27250}{27300}Luther, what are you doing?
{27305}{27392}Get up there! Tha�s it.|Wha�s that burning? I�s me!
{27464}{27527}Just roll around.|You'll be all right.
{27533}{27615}If you can't act tough,|you gotta look tough.
{27773}{27817}Butch up, girlie-pants!
{27821}{27847}Got a sec?|What?
{27852}{27916}Phone call for you, warden.
{27935}{27988}My wife again?
{28176}{28243}I'll never get tired of that.
{28283}{28351}You talk the talk,|you gotta walk the walk.
{28354}{28410}Otherwise, you'll be lined in chalk.
{28415}{28483}Let me introduce you to somebody.
{28551}{28607}The Funkmaster.
{28658}{28735}Somebody, give me a beat!
{28898}{28929}Them crazy eyes?
{28934}{29054}Like someone hits you in the head and|your eyes almost jump out your skull!
{29057}{29081}Try it!
{29085}{29168}This is the "Brother,|where my money" walk.
{29173}{29209}Where it at?
{29215}{29308}About to bust a cap.|About to bust a cap.
{29331}{29403}Flare your nostril up!|You gotta open them up.
{29408}{29497}So everybody can see the rocks,|the boogers up in there.
{29665}{29717}Loosen the ass.
{29734}{29778}Tha�s too loose.
{29782}{29890}They'll play you like a bitch, you|gotta hit them with the bitch first!
{29895}{29958}Like, "Who's the bitch now?"
{29963}{30010}Watch this.
{30137}{30204}Try it. Try it!
{30331}{30396}Who's the bitch now?
{30455}{30549}Half Brad Pitt Fight Club, half Anne|Heche if These Walls Could Talk.
{30554}{30599}For your student I.D.
{30615}{30657}Your new driver's license.
{30680}{30744}This one's for the Player's Club.
{30904}{30930}That ain't right.
{30935}{31043}Really cock it! You know what|I'm saying? Cock it! Fire! Cock it!
{31048}{31121}Shoot the gun! Shoot the gun!
{31189}{31265}Tiger Claw!
{31502}{31557}Dude, pretty nice.
{31590}{31655}Now you ready for your new prison.
{31858}{31936}Mascot, you dropped your bagpipe.
{31941}{31988}Thank you.
{31993}{32041}Suck on that, pal!
{32046}{32091}Tuba midget!
{32164}{32191}Have a nice day!
{32205}{32265}This place is a zoo!
{32270}{32322}He did say 12:30.
{32328}{32373}So where is he?
{33417}{33460}What the hell is that?
{33861}{33911}Good luck, kid.
{33920}{33953}Flip him!
{33992}{34049}Back in the truck!
{34257}{34291}Is that...
{34296}{34334}...Diz?
{34418}{34477}Oh, my God!
{34598}{34657}He's got kind of a...
{34662}{34763}...Brad Pitt thing going there.
{34870}{34935}From bitch to bull, baby.
{35082}{35205}I saw a little Anne Heche there too.|Does that sound gay?
{35210}{35335}"Find the biggest, baddest mother in|the yard, and knock his ass out."
{35407}{35525}Lift your knees, maggots! Maybe we'll|win one sorry-ass game this year!
{35531}{35559}I'm gonna puke.
{35565}{35677}Use it. Keep looking|at the horse's ass and run!
{35933}{35973}Biggest and baddest.
{36092}{36135}More cheer, less pole dance.
{36141}{36214}Don't want guys stuffing|bills down your panties.
{36219}{36248}What panties?
{36510}{36559}Don't I have a dreamy boyfriend?
{36565}{36644}Make sure everybody|sees him go down.
{36676}{36716}Careful.
{36736}{36789}You mind if I sit down?
{36795}{36823}Wrong level, bitch.
{36829}{36885}Bitch, say what?
{37017}{37077}I think we got|a serious problem here.
{37082}{37151}If i�s you, there's no prob...
{37787}{37841}Dude, wha�s with you?
{37846}{37920}Who's the bitch now?
{38089}{38178}You guys might want to come|scoop up your friend.
{38223}{38265}Shit!
{38952}{38989}Oh, God!
{39111}{39144}What are you doing?
{39148}{39258}Knocking you into the hall|and me into the history books.
{39282}{39351}Who's the bitch now?
{39549}{39625}You've gotta be kidding me!
{40147}{40202}Don't go that way.
{40543}{40583}Help!
{40830}{40938}Who's the bitch now?
{41074}{41106}Coming through!
{41111}{41205}Look out! Coming through!|Take your hat off in school!
{41392}{41473}Le�s have a round of applause|for Conner Maguire.
{41478}{41503}Everyone?
{41508}{41590}Come on. Everyone?|You!
{41595}{41647}Come on.|Don't be shy!
{41690}{41745}Stop it, all of you!
{41844}{41873}Hello, son.
{41879}{42001}I told you last time, you start|something, you're what? You're gone!
{42005}{42093}Well, my friend,|looks like i�s last call.
{42098}{42124}Last call?
{42130}{42197}He didn't start it.|I did.
{42275}{42366}Who the hell are you?|I'm the new guy.
{42603}{42678}How's the nose?|Shut up!
{42750}{42822}Look at that freak,|sitting on top of the tower.
{42825}{42919}Move!|We should unroll the welcome mat.
{42924}{42966}I should go kick his ass.
{42971}{43034}I've dreamed of dating|the expelled guy.
{43038}{43093}Expelled guys rock!
{43098}{43129}Later.
{43188}{43223}Later.
{43229}{43282}You're not going over there.
{43288}{43314}I wasn't.
{43318}{43379}Now I am.|Later.
{43469}{43521}She just dissed you.
{43526}{43567}Dude, shut up!
{43760}{43833}Hey, new guy.|Got a name?
{43901}{43949}Harris, Gil Harris.
{43954}{44037}I'm Courtney, tha�s Carmen,|tha�s Danielle.
{44041}{44112}How do you like our|little slice of paradise?
{44115}{44170}I gotta tell you...
{44176}{44240}...i�s nice to be somewhere|without bars.
{44245}{44280}You were in jail?
{44284}{44352}Did they give you a|full body cavity search?
{44356}{44440}Forgive my friends.|They get shy around strangers.
{44445}{44515}My fault, I talk too much.
{44520}{44558}Tha�s hot.
{44575}{44666}There's a party tonight at my house,|if you can come.
{44748}{44791}I don't make plans.
{44851}{44891}Not my style.
{45806}{45876}We love you, Rocky Creek!|We're here all week!
{45881}{45980}We love Texas and we love you too!
{45985}{46031}So I'm guessing it went well?
{46034}{46152}In 10 minutes, the first 18 years|of my life completely changed.
{46156}{46221}They bought it?|Things have changed.
{46226}{46299}You made it to the 50th|level of Kunark.
{46304}{46395}Better. I got invited to a party.|Dizzy Gillespie Harrison.
{46400}{46527}Excuse me while I do the bugaloo!|Whoa, slow down, funky white boy.
{46534}{46602}Did they invite you,|or Gil Harris?
{46607}{46747}Listen, the point is nobody stuffed me|in my locker or singed off my ass hair.
{46752}{46783}Please.|No offense.
{46787}{46879}Are you saying these chicks party|on a school night?
{46884}{46920}Courtney does.
{47000}{47125}That is without doubt the sluttiest|girl I have ever seen!
{47130}{47203}I know. Isn't it great?|You have to do her.
{47209}{47315}And while you're with her, think of me.|Okay, that sounded gay.
{47319}{47402}Courtney is expecting Gil|at the party tonight.
{47407}{47471}She's right, how would|Gil Harris party?
{47475}{47568}The question is, how would Gil|get jiggy with this chick...
{47573}{47644}...and make her say,|"Who's your daddy?"
{47648}{47776}While respecting her as a woman.|Diz, you ready for this?
{47799}{47899}My dad loves this bike more than me.|Tha�s not true.
{47905}{47991}No, it is.|He wrote it in my birthday card.
{48070}{48116}So please be very careful.
{48141}{48250}This is a vintage flat track|racing bike.
{48255}{48288}I�s very powerful.
{48308}{48371}You have to know what you're doing.
{48375}{48410}Stand back.
{48427}{48474}I'll start it for you.
{48858}{48951}Remember, I won't always be around|to do that for you.
{49140}{49211}Courtney got Tony Hawk|to come to her party?
{49333}{49387}There's nothing cooler than that!
{49597}{49632}That dude's crazy.
{49755}{49824}Hey, man! These are Dockers!
{49831}{49866}I made it.
{49910}{49938}Bush!
{50011}{50035}Hey!
{50043}{50163}Courtney, you see that Indy 360?|Tony, please.
{50186}{50277}Randy, did you see that Indy Three?|I could do it again.
{50504}{50572}Have any trouble finding the house?
{50619}{50699}Well, aren't you the strong,|silent type?
{50704}{50786}Well, I...|Wanna come upstairs with me?
{50824}{50892}Wanna make out with me?
{50948}{51021}Wanna take my clothes|off with your teeth?
{51045}{51112}Okay, you talked me into it.
{51146}{51185}Aren't you coming?
{51208}{51235}Almost.
{51239}{51334}Courtney is such a slut.|You dated her for two months.
{51339}{51383}It was four.
{51618}{51665}Hey, new guy.
{51904}{51963}You wanna dance, new guy?
{52283}{52339}Know why I like it out here?
{52358}{52460}The view?|No, because of all these people around.
{52472}{52583}Doesn't it turn you on, knowing|we could be caught at any moment?
{52599}{52695}Yeah, well, that does|make things interesting.
{52705}{52744}Wanna make out?
{52757}{52784}Okay.
{52799}{52848}I forgot something.
{52922}{52977}Ready for dessert?
{53013}{53045}Gil?
{53115}{53148}Hello?
{53256}{53321}Wha�s the matter?|I can't believe it.
{53327}{53438}What happened?|Gil blew me off.
{53443}{53509}Sucks to be you.|Carmen, put it away.
{53514}{53606}Honey, I knew that boy was trouble.
{53638}{53730}I know what you're thinking,|"He's too good-looking for me."
{53735}{53815}?Hola, habla ingl�s? Hello!
{53851}{53923}Where'd you come from?|Exercising. Got a problem?
{53929}{53979}No, i�s cool.
{53985}{54106}What does that hit: lats, tris, bis?|These are bat-curls, for the abs.
{54110}{54175}Cool! Did you really blow off Courtney?
{54180}{54208}You can tell us.
{54214}{54300}You blow her off?|I didn't exactly blow her off.
{54306}{54346}Stop right there.
{54351}{54478}Any dude who disses Courtney must date|the most outrageous women on earth!
{54532}{54624}Hey, what can I say?|"What can I say?" You are the man!
{54629}{54669}You are the man!
{54673}{54790}I say you're a fraud.|I don't think you've been with anyone.
{54861}{54911}Yeah, you're right.
{54915}{54947}She's not just anyone.
{55079}{55144}This babe's got it all!|Yes, she does.
{55149}{55226}I bet she knows how|to make a guy happy!
{55230}{55290}I'd love to stay and chat...
{55295}{55351}...but Josefina's waiting for me.
{55368}{55423}You're not going anywhere.
{55440}{55520}Don't make me do crazy eyes.
{55656}{55756}Josefina. Exotic!!Me gusta Josefina!
{55760}{55822}Guys! Don't you see|wha�s going on here?
{55826}{55904}Yeah, to get chicks,|we gotta work on our abs!
{55908}{55949}Le�s go. Come on!
{55967}{56039}Come on, up.|Ready? One, two...
{56091}{56163}I got it! Check me out, baby!|Bat-wings!
{56171}{56251}Hey, chump change, get down!|Bat-wings, baby!
{56258}{56287}Watch, everyone!
{56303}{56395}That bike won't even start.|He trashed it when he landed.
{56400}{56451}Please start.
{56939}{57022}I�s a full-time job|trying to save his butt.
{57146}{57202}I almost got laid!
{57216}{57262}Did he say, "brake"?
{57457}{57500}I almost got laid!
{58035}{58066}Waiting up for me?
{58074}{58143}Yes, we are.|We?
{58182}{58228}Hi. Hey.
{58257}{58355}Dad, what is Miss Pierce doing here?|Kiki's here to help.
{58401}{58455}With what?|An intervention.
{58474}{58558}We're surrounding you with love.
{58562}{58604}Now sit.
{58643}{58763}Okay. Dramatic change in appearance,|lack of communication...
{58768}{58817}...altered patterns of behavior.
{58834}{58880}Wha�re you on?
{58885}{58924}Is it crystal meth?
{58928}{59040}Is it the crank?|Are you riding the white pony, son?
{59138}{59212}No, I'm not on drugs, Dad. I'm happy.
{59216}{59306}For the first time in I can't|remember when, I'm happy.
{59337}{59471}It occurs to me to tell you that|denial is not just a river in Egypt!
{59475}{59537}Look, son, i�s all my fault.
{59541}{59680}I was so worried about alarms going off|at work I missed the ones at home.
{59685}{59814}I'll make it up to you. I'm quitting|my job so we can be together 24/7.
{59818}{59906}How will you pay the mortgage?|I'll sell the house.
{59910}{60037}Dad, do not, I repeat, do not do that.
{60042}{60161}There's no way for you to understand|this. But when things get truly bad...
{60167}{60223}...you got to make a drastic change.
{60227}{60332}Completely revamp everything|in your life to get what you want.
{60358}{60408}I do understand. I'm not sick.
{60418}{60489}I'm revamped!
{60495}{60605}I�s very sweet. Underneath|the Tourette's and the crank...
{60611}{60688}...he still wants to be|like his daddy.
{60775}{60847}I'm so on to you.|You are?
{60869}{60997}You pretend you're not part of this|school, but you like being a badass.
{61034}{61122}You caught me.|And tha�s why I want to use you.
{61195}{61256}Okay, but only for a couple of years.
{61296}{61382}Come to the football game|this weekend. Nobody shows.
{61386}{61487}I�s more acceptable to drink|and puke than it is to watch a game.
{61492}{61534}I�s hard work, not caring.
{61563}{61649}If you show up, maybe some|of these other fools would.
{61653}{61687}I'm in.
{61760}{61788}What?
{61813}{61906}My grandmother's Albanian.|It means, I owe you one.
{61970}{62052}Wha�s that about?|Just asking the new guy a favor.
{62057}{62116}What could you need from him?
{62124}{62204}Just things I'm not getting elsewhere.
{62840}{62919}Come on, East Highlands!|Okay, ready?
{63086}{63155}Danielle finally dragged|you to a game.
{63159}{63283}I'm not at the game, I'm with you guys.|I just like to watch her jump around.
{63319}{63375}Yeah, right!
{63446}{63517}Ride him, cowboy!|Will you shut up?
{63522}{63576}Man, tha�s not funny.
{63766}{63891}Come on, East Highland!|Come on, people. Guys?
{63896}{63937}Hello?
{64067}{64167}One. One, two, three.|Two. One, two, three.
{64360}{64458}This is bullshit! We haven't|won in five years. Le�s forfeit.
{64466}{64538}We're dead anyway.|Ten, hut!
{64805}{64848}He's out of his mind.
{65097}{65166}Dead? Did you say dead?
{65170}{65308}All this hoo-hah about being dead|and not wanting to fight...
{65312}{65366}...is a load of crap!
{65387}{65478}Did we give up when Pearl Harbor|was bombed?
{65483}{65528}Didn't that movie make money?
{65532}{65634}We didn't give up then, and we're not|going to give up now!
{65638}{65744}American high school students|traditionally love to fight!
{65748}{65871}All real football players|love the sting of battle!
{65876}{65953}The only thing we have to fear is...
{65991}{66047}...fear itself.
{66051}{66128}What is wrong with you people?
{66157}{66274}Where's the hunger?|Where is the school spirit?
{66303}{66394}Washington High?|We're gonna beat them!
{66404}{66531}Lincoln High?|We're gonna beat them!
{66536}{66588}Harding High?
{66595}{66640}We're gonna beat them.
{66646}{66669}Yes!
{66724}{66840}Le�s do it.|Le�s do it!
{67060}{67123}Tha�s my goddamn horse!
{67127}{67185}Hit them high, hit them low!
{67269}{67306}Break!
{68144}{68222}Yes!|Touchdown! Touchdown!
{68226}{68286}How about that, Highlander fans?
{68291}{68399}Tha�s our first victory|since the last Bush was president.
{68407}{68464}We won a game!
{68480}{68565}Can you believe it?|We actually won a game!
{68634}{68686}Go Highland!
{68834}{68875}What the hell's going on?
{68880}{68944}You're insane, but thank you.
{68979}{69084}How'd you learn to say "you're welcome"?|From an Albanian chat room.
{69112}{69219}You're impressed by a guy on a horse?|No, because he showed up for me.
{69240}{69275}Le�s go.
{69329}{69446}She just dissed you again.|Dude, do you ever shut up?
{69554}{69656}Most guys would never go shopping.|Well, I'm not most guys.
{69660}{69723}You did say swimsuits, right?
{71355}{71412}Thank you! Thank you!
{71548}{71644}Sorry about that.|I been in prison a long time.
{71695}{71799}Now this is real music.|If I listen to this, I'll get you?
{71804}{71870}Tha�s what I'm talking about.|All right.
{71890}{71955}Danielle, I didn't see you come in.
{71978}{72002}Hey, Emily.
{72012}{72060}How's it going?
{72065}{72124}Great. How about you?|Great.
{72188}{72249}Hey, do you have the new Creed CD?
{72300}{72357}Yeah, I'll check for you.
{72415}{72533}Who's that?|Emily. We used to be friends.
{72546}{72620}What happened?|I started dating Conner...
{72625}{72712}...you know how things go.|I understand.
{72716}{72801}Come on, you're not the type|who'd drop your friends.
{72806}{72859}Time to go!|I'm shopping here!
{72864}{72970}You've been listening to this song|for hours! You're squatting!
{72979}{73106}Listen, bro, I've had a bad day,|so squat on this, pukeface!
{73111}{73198}Tha�s it!|Seth, you're not a bouncer anymore.
{73202}{73270}You've moved up.|Who can toss her better?
{73275}{73347}Would you relax?|Come on, I'm sick of this!
{73427}{73496}Diz, you made it!|Perfect timing.
{73499}{73578}I thought you never check|the EQ message boards.
{73613}{73673}Gil, do you know these people?
{73850}{73883}No.
{74065}{74099}Le�s go.
{74445}{74562}We've found a pair of balls.|Wait, there's a name here.
{74584}{74667}Dizzy Harrison, pick up|your balls and scrotum.
{74672}{74760}Tha�s balls and scrotum,|at counter five.
{74765}{74823}You know what? I have all these.
{74849}{74918}Tha�s my microphone!
{74934}{75011}Oh, no. Please don't!
{75163}{75231}Harris, get your punk ass in here!
{75418}{75529}What are you doing here?|You stole my horse, maggot!
{75580}{75686}You know the penalty in this state|for stealing another man's horse?
{75691}{75737}Death?
{75744}{75788}This isn't Iraq, son.
{75792}{75883}But I can tell you,|i�s probably a hefty fine!
{75886}{75932}You know what this is?
{75956}{76049}I�s a bill for manure clean up,|resodding the football field.
{76053}{76163}To top it off, somebody urinated all|over Mrs. Campanella's rose garden.
{76167}{76213}That was me, sir.
{76251}{76314}And you wanna know something else?
{76347}{76409}It was all worth it!
{76448}{76505}Come here! Come here!
{76576}{76686}That was our first victory in five|years, and i�s all because of you!
{76700}{76781}I love you more than my own|good-for-nothing son.
{76786}{76833}Sit down, take a load off.
{76869}{76983}We got a homecoming dance coming up|in a month and it has been the most...
{76986}{77080}...God-awful experience for everyone|involved. Right, coach?
{77085}{77172}You have any ideas on how we might|turn this thing around?
{77252}{77313}Good music.|Music!
{77328}{77352}Hey.
{77356}{77431}That is a fantastic idea, son.|You see that? Hey!
{77437}{77483}What kind of music?
{77487}{77600}The only music worth being called|music. I'm talking about the funk.
{78112}{78158}Hello, singing?
{78162}{78220}We can't play funk|without a bass line.
{78224}{78267}Or black guys.
{78271}{78334}We'll find someone.|We don't need Ditz.
{78338}{78446}Oh, you don't? So somebody else|is getting you paying gigs?
{78460}{78522}We headline at homecoming|in two weeks.
{78527}{78609}Someone talking to us?|I don't hear anything.
{78617}{78674}I�s Diz.|Wha�s wrong with you people?
{78684}{78736}I was an asshole at the mall.
{78745}{78786}World-class asshole.
{78789}{78895}They're scouting me for Asshole|Olympics. I'm carrying the torch.
{78905}{78964}Come on, you guys, I'm sorry.
{78972}{79035}I got no good excuse for what I did.
{79045}{79107}I�s not easy being the big bull.
{79128}{79208}You're the big bullshit!|Gil's the big bull.
{79211}{79249}Yeah, but tha�s me.
{79253}{79278}Is it?
{79281}{79390}So, what makes you any different|from any other high school thug?
{80119}{80154}Quit it!|It wasn't me?
{80159}{80194}Then who was it?|Him.
{80198}{80271}Hi, guys. Ed Ligget.|Tuba!
{80279}{80371}The marching band is collecting|bottles for the homeless.
{80378}{80445}Ironically, taking away|their only job.
{80450}{80502}Any donations would be appreciated.
{80511}{80576}You know what the homeless need?
{80592}{80618}A midget.
{80628}{80673}Why would they need a midget?
{80677}{80707}Shut up!
{80750}{80797}Hey! Quit it!
{80998}{81023}What a throw.
{81293}{81340}Little Ed, are you okay?
{81343}{81410}Yeah, I'm from a rodeo family.
{81471}{81527}You remembered my name.
{81548}{81583}Come on.
{81808}{81900}Wha�s Gil doing?|He's taking him up the tower.
{81909}{81983}Ed Ligge�s gonna get|his little ass kicked.
{82309}{82344}Who's that little dude?
{82457}{82493}Hey, Conner.
{82498}{82559}What did Ed ever do to you?
{82752}{82798}All right, freak.
{82821}{82887}We don't call people that here.
{82956}{82999}Danielle?
{83002}{83073}She's going down there with the geeks!
{83124}{83180}Emily.|Danielle.
{83184}{83261}Look, Emily...|I know.
{83486}{83551}You backed him instead of me?|Caught that?
{83555}{83633}Bullshit! My girlfrien�s|supposed to back me up!
{83641}{83715}You're right.|Your girlfriend should back you up.
{83719}{83755}Find one.
{83803}{83879}I don't need you!|I could have anyone!
{83934}{83968}Look, man.
{83972}{84045}I'm sorry me and the guys|pissed in your tuba.
{84050}{84085}You did?
{84089}{84151}Yeah.|I thought it tasted funny.
{84385}{84438}Another win for the Highlanders!
{84499}{84555}Mark's gonna help you pass trig.
{84623}{84678}You don't remember me, do you?
{84682}{84770}"Stop! Please!|Your ass is crushing my head!"
{84775}{84844}Oh! Was that you?
{84901}{84932}Highland wins again!
{85147}{85208}Damn! Tha�s what I'm talking about!
{85320}{85404}I'd like to introduce you|to a few old buddies of mine.
{85408}{85444}Hi, I'm...
{85459}{85484}...Hawk.
{85488}{85536}And I'm...
{85550}{85593}...Apache.
{85597}{85672}Hawk, Apache and I...|Were in prison together.
{85676}{85708}Mostly in the shower.
{85797}{85864}Can youjust smell the playoffs?
{85892}{85990}Before I met Gil, I'd have looked|at you and walked away...
{85994}{86063}...wiggling my ass|to show what you missed.
{86067}{86136}Yeah, well, the universe|is upside down.
{86140}{86232}And in a few minutes,|you will be too.
{86772}{86824}I finally understand the song.
{87575}{87606}Touchdown!
{88105}{88157}Unbelievable!
{88162}{88245}We're going to the State Championship!
{88271}{88340}The Highlanders are on fire!
{88495}{88539}Little spill.
{88551}{88575}Remember...
{88580}{88630}...turn, don't burn.
{88764}{88915}I want you to know that when you go|off to college, me and this house...
{88932}{88982}...roll with you.|Dad.
{88987}{89087}Do not, I repeat, do not do that!
{89152}{89228}Just roll around, Dad,|you'll be all right.
{89587}{89622}We're closed.
{89626}{89681}Hey, i�s okay. He's with me.
{90170}{90206}You're really good!
{90210}{90288}Best part of working here.|I ride the bull for free.
{90292}{90379}I get good tips for wearing|a bandanna as a shirt.
{90409}{90445}Watch it, hoodlum.
{90448}{90510}Tha�s Estelle. She must like you.
{90515}{90551}Hi, Estelle.
{90581}{90616}Hi.
{90632}{90729}Don't mind Estelle.|She's like my big sister. She worries.
{90733}{90823}What could she worry about?|That I'll end up like my mom.
{90827}{90904}Working days here|and raising three kids by myself.
{90912}{90940}I didn't know that.
{90944}{91021}I�s hard to keep track|of the white trash clich�s.
{91032}{91055}I'm not worried.
{91065}{91098}You're not?|No.
{91102}{91167}Tha�s a relief. You want a pad?|For what?
{91206}{91267}Estelle!|Look.
{91270}{91347}If I can do what I've done,|you can do anything.
{91351}{91439}I wish I had your confidence.|Don't ever wish that.
{91443}{91519}Why? You know exactly who you are.
{91524}{91579}But you don't know who I am.
{91583}{91650}Before I came to East HighIand...
{91780}{91839}You get good distance|with the skinny ones.
{91843}{91876}Are you okay?
{91900}{91938}Tha�s just it.
{91943}{91967}I'm not...
{92088}{92136}They killed Paco.
{92140}{92182}Paco?|Paco!
{92525}{92567}Black Spiders.
{92947}{93024}See this tattoo?|I don't need to hear it.
{93059}{93149}There's things about me I need to tell|that you won't like.
{93153}{93249}It doesn't matter! Anything|in your past, I don't need to know.
{93253}{93321}Le�s just think about now.
{93370}{93419}But I'm really Dizzy.
{93437}{93468}So am I.
{93515}{93563}She is going to college, punk!
{93568}{93632}Hey, lady, nobody's stopping her!
{93642}{93714}Tha�s a buzz-kill.|Night, Estelle.
{93719}{93796}Ready for State Finals?|All I do is ride a horse.
{93799}{93874}I'm worried.|Those Drillers can be brutal.
{93892}{93933}The Drillers?
{93941}{94006}Rocky Creek High.|You know where it is?
{94009}{94051}I do.
{94074}{94121}Look, Danielle.
{94124}{94197}I can't go to that game.|I hate that school.
{94201}{94270}Wait a minute.|How can you not come?
{94274}{94321}I�s complicated.
{94332}{94408}I hate it too, but if you don't|show up, nobody will.
{94412}{94464}Please, don't bail now.
{94522}{94626}Le�s welcome our undefeated|defending State Champions...
{94631}{94696}...the Rocky Creek Drillers!
{94700}{94771}And from East Highland High...
{94775}{94832}...the Highlanders.
{94895}{94992}I can't believe those kilt-wearing|wussies aren't gonna show up.
{96128}{96161}Hold!
{96241}{96273}Wha�s going on?
{97007}{97105}Kirk, you're falling behind.|Come on, hurry! Go, go!
{97332}{97447}What a miraculous, momentous occasion|in Highlander history, sports fans!
{97453}{97576}With eight ticks left on the clock,|the score is tied, 24 all!
{97580}{97636}The Drillers are at the 50-yard line.
{97641}{97701}There's only time for one lastplay!
{97705}{97834}lf the Highlanders can stop the|Drillers, we're looking at overtime!
{97893}{97953}Who's that little dude?
{98039}{98108}Le�s go, Highland!|Le�s go, Highland!
{98190}{98279}This is the biggest day|for Texas Five-A football...
{98283}{98332}...since Johnson killed Kennedy!
{98549}{98581}Come on, Highland!
{98658}{98730}Highland! Highland!
{98760}{98808}You understand wha�s going on?
{98814}{98900}Their team isn't killing us,|their fans are!
{98920}{98990}Put your heads in the game|and concentrate!
{98994}{99114}We got a split left quick toss, 29|on one-on-one. Duncan gets the ball.
{99123}{99263}No way, asshole! Not Duncan! My team,|my game, my championship, my ball!
{99267}{99324}Just do your job,|and I'll do the rest!
{99430}{99460}Watch the back!
{99466}{99512}Red, 71, down!
{99520}{99560}Go, Rocky Creek!
{99885}{99950}Get out of here, Rocky Creek!
{99955}{100037}Defense! Defense! Defense!
{100608}{100638}Fumble!
{100871}{100908}Go!
{101274}{101324}Highland wins!
{101717}{101763}This is for you, son.
{101767}{101804}Thank you.
{101903}{101937}Go Highland!
{102090}{102155}No!
{102233}{102272}Is that..?
{103054}{103086}Hi!
{103204}{103242}Hey, Dizzy dipshit!
{103267}{103302}Where are you?
{103305}{103352}Yo, dipshit!
{103405}{103450}How you doing, buddy?
{103454}{103491}How's it going?
{103496}{103556}Who is he?|Just an old friend.
{103563}{103621}A friend of Gil is one of mine.|Travis.
{103625}{103658}Lonnie.|Pete.
{103662}{103738}Ed Ligget, tuba. How you doing, man?
{103819}{103873}Better now.|Wha�s wrong with you?
{103878}{103968}So I tossed a freak.|We discourage name-calling here.
{103976}{104067}What do you want?|You stole my championship, asshole!
{104075}{104166}If you must talk like that,|I'll have to ask you to leave.
{104169}{104256}I'll leave as soon as I tell|the truth about your leader.
{104262}{104359}We know he was in prison.|Prison? Are you shitting me?
{104364}{104447}All right, buddy-boy!|That doesn't fly around...
{104467}{104524}Okay, you guys, back it up.
{104573}{104614}This is my fight.
{104625}{104677}Oh, baby! Come on, make my day!
{104681}{104721}Get him!
{104822}{104890}I'm gonna go rodeo on your ass!
{104894}{104971}Take this! And this!
{105413}{105456}I wanna know what you know.
{105675}{105728}Someone spread the word|about our band.
{105732}{105804}That was us.|But half of Rocky Creek is here.
{105808}{105846}What? How did they hear?
{105851}{105918}Hey, guys. Check this out.|Creed?
{105922}{106023}What idiot would fall for this?|There's a menu on the other side.
{106027}{106127}Anybody know where the VIP room is?|Excuse me, ladies? Hello?
{106143}{106186}Thank you. Who did that?
{106190}{106237}Hey, fat-ass.|Quiet, Billy.
{106254}{106295}Hi.
{106299}{106399}I didn't think I'd live to see us win|the State Championship.
{106562}{106594}Quiet!
{106619}{106657}Ladies and gentlemen...
{106662}{106715}...Suburban Funk!
{107140}{107165}We can do this.
{108994}{109054}Ladies and gentlemen, Creed...
{109130}{109220}...will not be here tonight.|Repeat, will not be here.
{109232}{109273}And drop curtain.
{109316}{109349}Cue.
{109371}{109426}Mrs. Whitman, i�s my...
{109478}{109537}l�s mine, now!|No...
{109589}{109652}Yo, East Highland,|you know Gil Harris.
{109722}{109798}Hey, Rocky Creek,|you remember Diz Harrison?
{109815}{109845}Guess what, folks?
{109850}{109922}Gil and Diz are the same guy.
{109989}{110082}He made fools ofyou. You don't|believe me, ask him yourself.
{110101}{110167}Maybe for once, he'll tell the truth.
{110193}{110247}This sucks! Wha�s going on?
{110252}{110309}Hey!|Nora, i�s all right.
{110313}{110352}I can handle this.
{110416}{110444}I can explain.
{110751}{110809}Let the brother speak!|Luther.
{110813}{110865}Not just Luther. Spiders.
{110871}{110924}You play my kind of music.
{111028}{111103}Out of the way, Red.|I've been in the pen a while.
{111134}{111254}Everything you saw on that screen|was completely...
{111263}{111295}...true.
{111365}{111424}They're right. I'm a liar.
{111428}{111478}I don't know what I was thinking.
{111482}{111560}Actually, I do know|what I was thinking.
{111564}{111688}I was trying to become something more|than just a blip on the radar screen.
{111692}{111734}So I made someone up.
{111738}{111791}Someone I thought you'd all like.
{111859}{111985}And all because I cared more about|what other people thought of me...
{111989}{112047}...than what I thought of me.
{112060}{112161}But I bet I'm not the only person here|who's ever let that happen.
{112196}{112227}What is this?
{112265}{112343}Broke-dick, Broke-dick!|Broke-dick, Broke-dick!
{112571}{112621}Better come scoop up your friend.
{112699}{112733}Move it!
{112900}{112957}Anybody got a staple gun?
{112992}{113044}Who's the bitch now?
{113055}{113136}Diz! Oh, my God, you're bleeding!|My nose.
{113140}{113187}The crowd, they're animals!
{113194}{113300}No, animals are kinder. They don't boo|when they're killing something.
{113411}{113459}Diz, you are amazing.
{113615}{113698}What was that for?|Can't I appreciate you?
{113735}{113802}You're scaring me. Wha�s going on?
{113807}{113849}You've inspired me.
{113853}{113936}I have to do something|I've wanted to do a long time.
{113941}{114019}I have to let somebody|know how I feel about him.
{114057}{114087}You know, Nora...
{114253}{114292}Better than PlayStation 2?
{114323}{114358}Now it is.
{114388}{114466}Yo, I guess i�s me and you.|And us.
{114470}{114504}And me.
{114663}{114705}Would you two get a room?
{114709}{114740}I'm sorry.
{114777}{114876}I don't know what to call you.|Broke-dick seems to be popular.
{114880}{114940}You're the biggest liar I've ever met.
{114971}{115030}You're right, I'm a liar.
{115150}{115205}They called me "Dan the Man."
{115209}{115237}What?
{115241}{115314}That was before I lost the braces|and grew boobs.
{115318}{115373}Then I became "Danielle the Body."
{115377}{115496}I dropped all the friends I had|because they looked like the old me.
{115500}{115547}And very selfish and mean...
{115550}{115633}...but I just wanted so badly|to fit in.
{115678}{115712}Been there.
{115736}{115805}Do you even ride the motorcycle?
{115824}{115868}Yeah, actually I do.
{115872}{115967}But it usually takes a station wagon|or a bush to stop me.
{115989}{116029}So, what do we do now?
{116042}{116130}Don't ask me. The last plan I had|blew up pretty badly.
{116133}{116169}No kidding.
{116772}{116806}So you see...
{116810}{116871}...I saved his narrow behind.
{116875}{116927}And he got to kiss the girl.
{116931}{116980}I hope that inspires you.
{116992}{117059}It has. I�s taught me a lot.
{117068}{117180}I�s easy for a man like me to forget|what most slobs will do to get a woman.
{117274}{117387}My fault, I talk too much.|That really did burn me, sorry.
{117547}{117575}Oh, God!
{117579}{117632}You okay?|No, he clipped it.
{117952}{118001}Tha�s why I wanna use you.
{118255}{118323}You staring at my Janet?|No. No way, man!
{118327}{118413}Can we do that again?|He couldn't understand what I said.
{118510}{118559}I'm sorry, that sucked!
{118867}{118904}Look at that!
{119061}{119117}Don't yell for mercy.
{119215}{119272}Oh, God, I blew the line.
{119301}{119361}Check me out! Bat-wings!
{119392}{119415}Cut! Cut!
{119482}{119554}I need three gallons|of mineral water...
{119558}{119611}...16 martini olives...
{119615}{119710}...and enough hummus|to cover this beautiful girl's body.
{119723}{119747}You got that?
{119809}{119863}Who's the bitch now?
{119900}{119943}Hey, man. You got a smoke?
{120145}{120193}How you doing?
{120214}{120248}Better now.
{120252}{120276}Okay, cut.
