The Nanny - Fifth Season English Subtitles

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Previously on The Nanny...

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Miss Fine,
Niles just had a heart attack.

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[GASPS]

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Oh, I'll tell you. It really makes you think,
doesn't it? How unpredictable life can be?

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That's right. That's why you
have to live every day to the fullest.

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You never know when
it's going to be your last.

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Nope.

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[APPLAUSE]

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FRAN:
Oh, Mr. Sheffield.

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So, what's happening
with you and Mr. Sheffield?

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Na-da.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Ever since me and Mr. Sheffield
started to heat things up

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we haven't had one minute
alone together.

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Open your mouth. Just say,
"Go away, leave us alone,

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we want privacy."

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Go away, leave us alone,
we want privacy.

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There you go.

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Oh, Miss Fine,
it's been two weeks.

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The mourning period has to end.

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Oh, it's just so tragic,

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I mean, it shouldn't have been.

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A lot of people screw up
their first dates.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Now, get out
of those depressing clothes.

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No.

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I need to wear this.
It gives me closure.

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Well, I found my gift
for Yetta's bridal shower.

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I got her the "Kama Sutra,"
big-print edition.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Niles, she's an elderly woman.

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Meanwhile,
with her new bionic hips,

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this page 89
is like a walk in the park.

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[LAUGHTER]

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What did you get your
grandmother? [CHUCKLES]

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Oh, I can't afford to get anything. I

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Well, it's been five days and I haven't lost
a single pound on this darn liquid diet.

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Maybe because it's gin.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Nanny Fine, how do you eat
like that and stay so thin?

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I have a very fast metabolism.
Every time I think about how old I am

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and the fact that I'm still
single my heart starts racing.

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Niles, were you listening in on the terrace
when I had my meeting with our accountant?

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I most certainly was not.

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Good, 'cause I just had

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Maxwell, I have found the perfect
subject for our one-person play.

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Your sex life?

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[LAUGHTER]

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Oh, Niles,
I didn't recognize you.

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Wait, stand in Maxwell's shadow.

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[LAUGHTER]

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C.C., I told you, I'm really not very
keen on the idea of a one-person show.

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Oh, Maxwell, come on, it's a
sure thing. It's cheap, it's easy...

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And still he won't ask me out
on a second date.

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Hi!

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Your grandmother
is such a sucker.

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She thinks she's a finalist in Ed
McMahon's Publishers' Clearing House.

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You're just jealous because
I'm gonna be a millionaire.

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You better be nice to me because
I got a very long memory.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Waitress, could I get
a cup of decaf?

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[LAUGHTER]

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I got a letter for you.

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[MUSIC]

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How lucky is your grandmother,
getting married at her age?

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I mean, do you know the odds of a
woman over 35 finding a husband?

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One in 1,245.6.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Uh-huh. How much do you weigh,
Ma?

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Who can remember numbers?

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[LAUGHTER]

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♪ Like a virgin... ♪
Oy!

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Franny, read me my horoscope.

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Okay. Scorpio:

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tomorrow you will awaken...

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Woo-hoo!

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[LAUGHTER]

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What are you 'woo-hooing'?
I didn't say anything.

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I heard 'tomorrow' and 'awaken'.
I'm cool.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Ah, Fran,
my philosophy professor

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It's so wrong.

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Why, honey?

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I've been sitting next to the
same guy for four years

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and I know he likes me
but he won't make a move.

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You've been waiting
for some guy for four years?

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Well, that's nothing.

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[LAUGHTER]

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It's not pathetic?

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No...

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Fran, I've been wearing a training
bra for about three months now

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and what is it exactly
that it trains them to do?

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[LAUGHTER]

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You know, honey,
you really can't train 'em.

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Eventually they're just going to
get older and go their separate ways

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[LAUGHTER]

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Funny you should bring
this up, since I started my diet

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I went down an entire cup size.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[MUSIC]

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Ah, happy new year, Isaac.

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Thank you, Mr. Sheffield.

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Oh, Maxwell, look at the poster
I had made to convince Margo

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to join our show,
"Marie Antoinette."

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Now, when she gets here,
I don't want any screw ups.

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[SNIFFS]

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What are you doing?

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I'm sniffing for Alberto VO5, Top Raman
and anything that reeks of Nanny Fine.

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Oh, hi, Niles.

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Miss Fine, the way
you're dressed.

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-What?
-You're dressed.

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[LAUGHTER]

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I'm taking my father to a
basketball game for his birthday

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and you know he likes women
to dress so conservatively.

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Is that why your mother
dresses so demurely?

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[LAUGHTER]

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Meanwhile, one time

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Ah, good afternoon, Miss Fine.

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Good afternoon, Mr. Sheffield.

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You know,
the kids are at school,

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Niles is shopping,
we could... do it...

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[CLEARS THROAT]
Alright.

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Hi, Fran.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[GIGGLES]

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Hi, Max.

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Here we are! Home sweet home.

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Thank you so much for coming
all the way to Koorestan

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just to say you love me, Max.

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[GIGGLES]

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[LAUGHTER]

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Now, you haven't said it in
New York yet, so say it again.

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Fran, aren't you getting kinda
tired of hearing it, or is that just me?

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[LAUGHTER]

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There you go, sweetheart.

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Good morning.

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Morning.

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How does it feel to wake
up an engaged women?

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Well, you know how sometimes
they say that when you finally attain

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your dream
it's always a let down?

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They were wrong!

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[LAUGHING]

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Shall I prepare your Carnation
Instant Breakfast, Mrs. Sheffield?

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You called me,
"Mrs. Sheffield."

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[LAUGHTER]

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[GROANING]

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What are you doing?

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We're arm wrestling
to see who gets your room.

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Niles, she's a little girl.

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Oh, you're hurting me!

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-I'm sorry.
-Ow!

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Sucker!

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Meanwhile, you're so busy deciding who
gets my room. Where am I supposed to sleep?

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Well, in just seven weeks

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this is going to be our room.

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Ooh.

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-Our bed...
-Ooh...

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-Our chair.
-Ooh...

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-Our lamp.
-Ooh...

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And my closet.

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Ooh...

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Ooh. And who said size
isn't important in the bedroom?

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[SNIFFS]

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Niles, what is that sickeningly
sweet overpowering smell?

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The cologne you gave me
for my birthday.

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Don't you just love it?
What's it called again?

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Tester.

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Say, wait a minute,

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cologne, what's that,
new oven mitts?

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And...

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you're wearing a girdle?

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Sir, I have to talk about
this replacement

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Miss Babcock sent over.

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I don't like her,
I don't like her at all.

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Why not? She's doing a
wonderful job. She's very efficient.

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Well, I don't know. There's just something
about her that rubs me the wrong way.

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Hello, hello.

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Maxwell, here are the documents
from your attorney.

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Niles, there's something
stuck to your hair.

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Some water?

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[MUMBLING]

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You know, Fran,
it's boiling in here.

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If Mr. Sheffield's having auditions, why
don't you just put on the air conditioner?

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Val, I am not going to have
a bunch of chorus girls

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auditioning for my future husband
in a place that might be nippy.

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Fran, don't be so insecure.

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These women wanna be famous
in the theater,

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not famous for

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I can't believe it. In just 24
hours from now I'll be holding

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Mrs. Sheffield in my arms.

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Are you as happy as I am?

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This is the happiest day
of my life.

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Congratulations, sir.

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Thank you, Niles.

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Hey, what about me?

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I'm the woman who's making you
the happiest man in the world!

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Miss Fine, congratulations!

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