The Nanny - Fifth Season English Subtitles

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Previously on The Nanny...

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Miss Fine, Niles just had a heart attack.

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I'll tell you, it really makes you think,
doesn't it?

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How unpredictable life can be.

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That's right, that's why you have to live
every day to the fullest.

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-Never know when it's gonna be your last.
-Nope.

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Mr. Sheffield.

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Niles, I'm so glad you're awake.
How are you feeling?

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Is there anything I can get for you?

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So, what's happening with you
and Mr. Sheffield?

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Nada.

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Ever since me and Mr. Sheffield
started to heat things up,

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we haven't had one minute alone together.

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Open a mouth. Just say, "Go away.

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Leave us alone. We want privacy."

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Go away. Leave us alone. We want privacy.

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There you go.

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-Miss Fine.
-Hi.

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Miss Fine, it's been two weeks.
The mourning period has to end.

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It's just so tragic.

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I mean, it shouldn't have been.

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A lot of people screw up their first date.

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Now get out of those depressing clothes.

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No.

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I need to wear this. It gives me closure.

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Besides, black is slimming.

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And I'm gonna need it.

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There's nothing more pathetic than a woman

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Well, I found my gift
for Yetta's bridal shower.

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I got her the Kama Sutra,
big print edition.

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Niles, she's an elderly woman.

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Meanwhile, with her new bionic hips,

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on this page 89, is like a walk
in the park.

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What did you get your grandmother?

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I can't afford to get anything.

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I don't know where all my money goes.

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Watch it.

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Well, it's been five days,
and I haven't lost a single pound

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on this damn liquid diet.

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Maybe because it's gin.

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Nanny Fine, how do you eat like that
and stay so thin?

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I have a very fast metabolism.

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Every time I think about how old I am

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and the fact that I'm still single,

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my heart starts racing.

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Niles, were you listening in
on the terrace

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Maxwell, I have found the perfect subject
for our one-person play.

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Your sex life.

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Niles, I didn't recognize you.

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Wait. Stand in Maxwell's shadow.

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C.C., I've told you, I'm really not very
keen on the idea of a one-person show.

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Maxwell, come on. It's a sure thing.
It's cheap, it's easy--

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And still he won't ask me out
on a second date.

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Would you change your mind if the star
of this show were Chevy Chase?

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Oh my God, I love Chevy Chase.

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Hi.

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Your grandmother is such a sucker.

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She thinks she's a finalist in Ed
McMahon's Publisher's Clearing House.

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You're just jealous
because I'm gonna be a millionaire.

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You better be nice to me
because I got a very long memory.

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Waitress, could I get a cup of decaf?

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I got a letter for you.

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From Cambodia.

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Cambodia? Oh, my God.

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How lucky is your grandmother,
getting married at her age?

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I mean, do you know the odds of a woman
over 35 finding a husband?

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One in 1245.6.

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How much do you weigh, Ma?

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Who can remember numbers?

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Like a virgin

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Wow, Yettie. I want whatever you're on.

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Well...

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This is for inflammation.

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Franny, read me my horoscope.

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Okay.

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"Scorpio.

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-Tomorrow you will awaken--"
-Woo-hoo!

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What are you woo-hooing?
I didn't say anything.

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I heard "tomorrow" and "awaken."
I'm cool.

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Fran, my philosophy professor
has so opened my eyes

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to realize that my eyes
may not even be open.

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-Well.

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I'm just so bummed.

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Why, honey?

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I've been sitting next to the same guy
for the last four years,

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and I know he likes me,
but he won't make a move.

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You've been waiting for some guy
for four years?

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That's nothing.

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It's not pathetic?

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No.

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She is so in denial.

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Fran, I've been wearing a training bra
for about three months now,

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and what is it exactly
that it trains them to do?

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You know, honey,
you really can't train them.

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Eventually, they're just gonna get older
and go their separate ways.

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Funny you should bring this up.

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Since I started my diet,

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I went down an entire cup size.

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What cup size did you go down to, Ma?
The Stanley?

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Never mind. I'm doing good.

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Happy New Year, Isaac.

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Thank you, Mr. Sheffield.

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Maxwell, look at the poster I had made

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to convince Margo to do our show,
 Marie Antoinette.

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Now, listen, when she gets here,
I don't want any screw-ups.

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What are you doing?

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I'm sniffing for Alberto VO5, Top Ramen,
anything that reeks of Nanny Fine.

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I told you, she's out of the house.

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Okay, okay.

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Hi, Niles.

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Miss Fine, the way you're dressed...

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-What?
-You're dressed.

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I'm taking my father to a basketball game
for his birthday

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and, you know, he likes women
to dress so conservatively.

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Is that why your mother
dresses so demurely?

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Meanwhile, one time,
she bought this backless dress

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and he made her return it
because it showed too much cleavage.

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Good afternoon, Miss Fine.

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Good afternoon, Mr. Sheffield.

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You know, the kids are at school,

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Niles is shopping,

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we could do it.

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All right.

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Hi, Fran.

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Hi, Max.

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You look beautiful, Fran.

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Over 40,
and you can say it again so quick.

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Here we are. Home sweet home.

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Thank you so much for coming
all the way to Koorestan

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just to say you love me, Max.

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Now, you haven't said it in New York yet,
so say it again.

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Fran, aren't you getting
kind of tired of hearing it?

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Or is that just me?

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There you go, sweetheart.

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-Fran?
-Yes?

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I love you.

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-Good morning.
-Good morning.

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How does it feel to wake up
an engaged woman?

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Well, you know how sometimes they say
when you finally attain your dream,

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it's always a letdown?

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They were wrong.

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Shall I prepare
your Carnation Instant Breakfast,

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Mrs. Sheffield?

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-You called me Mrs. Sheffield.
-I did. I did.

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-Say it again. Say it again.

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What are you doing?

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We're arm wrestling to see
who gets your room.

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Niles, she's a little girl.

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You're hurting me.

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I'm sorry.

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Sucker!

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Meanwhile, you're so busy deciding
who gets my room.

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Where am I supposed to sleep?

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Once you're married,
you'll move in with Daddy.

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Well, in just seven weeks
this is going to be our room.

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Our bed.

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Our chair.

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Our lamp.

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And my closet.

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And who says size isn't important
in the bedroom?

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Val, this is what I picked out for Maxwell
to wear to my high school reunion party.

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It's like having a great big Ken doll.

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Only mine is anatomically correct.

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Niles, what is that sickeningly sweet,
overpowering smell?

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The cologne you gave me for my birthday.

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Don't you just love it?
What's it called again?

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"Tester."

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Say, wait a minute.

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Cologne? What's that? New oven mitts?

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And you're wearing a girdle.

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Miss Babcock is coming home
from the sanitarium.

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This has nothing to do with her.
I'm wearing it because I pulled my back.

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Sir, I have to talk about this replacement
Miss Babcock sent over.

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I don't like her. I don't like her at all.

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Why not? She's doing a wonderful job.
She's very efficient.

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Well, I don't know.
There's just something about her

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that rubs me the wrong way.

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Hello, hello.

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Maxwell, here are the documents
from your attorney.

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Niles, something's stuck to your hair.

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-What?
-A big, fat, ugly butler.

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Some water?

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You know, Fran, it's boiling in here.

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If Mr. Sheffield's having auditions,

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why don't you just put
on the air conditioner?

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Val, I am not gonna have a bunch
of chorus girls auditioning

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for my future husband
in a place that might be nippy.

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Fran, don't be so insecure.

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These women wanna be famous
in the theater,

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not famous for marrying
a millionaire husband.

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So, Dad, last day as a free man.

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No more wild nights, no more wild women.

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Basically, same old, same old.

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Like father, like son, eh?

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Yeah.

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-Your sister, sir.
-Jocelyn.

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There's the groom.

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Darling, handsome as ever.

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Niles, you're always stunning.

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Stop.

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I can't believe it.

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In just 24 hours from now,
I'll be holding Mrs. Sheffield in my arms.

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Are you as happy as I am?

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This is the happiest day of my life.

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-Congratulations, sir.
-Thank you, Niles.

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Hey, what about me?

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I'm the woman who's making you
the happiest man in the world.

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Miss Fine, congratulations!

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What's the suitcase for?
Wait a minute, I know.