The Middle - Sixth Season English Subtitles

The.Middle.S06E24.The.Graduate.WEBRip-ULTOR.TAC.txt

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 there were seven days  left
in the year of sue,

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 and sue was livin'  every minute of 'em.

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aah! i got graduation tickets!

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graduation tickets are here! i've got 'em!

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here. wait!

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should i give 'em to you
or should i keep 'em?

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you. no, wait! give 'em back.

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because dad always does the
thing where he pretends

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he doesn't have 'em,

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and that's really funny when
i'm not the one graduating,

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but i don't think i could take
it if i'm the one graduating.

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i'm the one graduating!

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i'll keep the tickets.

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this year, i have a whole plan.

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we're not gonna roll in
late like we always do.

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i slipped the janitor a six-pack

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and got us front row
seats and a parking spot

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right by the exit.

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we'll be the first ones out.

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why are you always rushing things?

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we haven't even gotten to the graduation,

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you're already talking about leaving.

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yeah! we're gonna wanna take pictures,

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you're gonna wanna meet my teachers.

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am i? i mean, if i haven't
met 'em to this point...

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hello?

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 so  how is my party planning going?

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are you all ready for my graduation party?

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i can't believe i get
to party with my parents

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on graduation night!

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oh, i wanna thank you.

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you have been my sunshine
ever since you were born.

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you were the baby that
would not stop smiling.

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i had to ask the nurses
if there was something

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wrong with you, but they did tests,

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and you were just happy!

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and now you're all grown
up and you're graduating,

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and you're letting me be involved. oh.

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oh, mom!

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i love you. i  so  want you involve.

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and this isn't just  my  day.

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this is about the whole family's success.

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ha!

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i'm graduating!

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so glad we had a girl.

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well, hang on to that feeling,
'cause that was brick's school.

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they want us to come in for a meeting.

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stupid boys.

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brad! brad! the yearbooks are in!

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i know, i know! gimme, gimme, gimme. here!

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three years of bad pictures,
and it took me till senior year

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to finally make sure i got a good one.

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ah! yes!

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in her first decent picture
in four years of high school,

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it's...

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ana hajarajanaan?

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why is the name under my first
good picture ana hajarajanaan?

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ugh.

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how does this happen, brad?

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how does my best friend

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on the yearbook committee let this happen?!

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i don't know, sue.

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i'm not in charge of that
part of the yearbook.

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somehow, i just ended up
in charge of choosing pics

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for wrestling and the guys swim team. okay.

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so it happened.

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i'm not gonna let this get me down.

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here, here.

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sign my senior page with
our sombrero pic. yay.

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the fold? seriously?

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hello, summer! goodbye, pants.

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i will see you in september.

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there's my "welcome home" sandwich.

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ha ha.

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mmm.

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oh, don't worry. i'll share.

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there you go.

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so for my future reference,
what happens in college?

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how exactly does the
whole summer thing work?

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what happens to hutch?

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well, he goes back to his house in chicago.

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so what happens to devin?

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goes back to her house in idaho.

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so you guys aren't dating anymore?

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no -well, no, we're...still together.

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oh, so you talked about it?

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no. see, that's what makes devin so cool.

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we don't have to talk
everything to death. it just is.

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some girls will be all over you, like,

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"what are we doing?
what's our relationship?"

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but devin's not like that. she's cool.

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so she could date other people?

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yeah, i mean, technically, she could,

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but she's not.

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i mean, i could, too, if i wanted to.

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but i'm not, but i mean, i could.

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so, whatever, it's cool.

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totally cool.

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okay, you're not gonna believe
the school meeting i just had.

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well, the good part is he can't
be tried as an adult. no, no, no.

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they think he's so smart,

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they want him to skip eighth grade

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and go right into high school.

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what? that's nuts.
why would we agree to that?

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you should've heard the principal.

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he said brick's extra smart.

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his brain is superior to the other kids.

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i mean, we don't want him to be bored.

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eh, i don't like the idea.

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he's got no friends in middle school,

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you think he's gonna make
friends in high school?

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plus all the kids'll be bigger.

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you can forget about him making any teams.

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oh, would you give that up already?

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that's not happening.

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he threw out his shoulder tossing a dart.

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hey, if you let go of thinkin'

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we're gonna have bowls of
fresh fruit in the house,

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i'll let go of sports.

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oh, i don't know, maybe you're right.

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maybe we should take into
consideration the social stuff.

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on the plus side,

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in four more years,
we'd have no kids in the house.

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one year closer to freedom.

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okay, i'm sorry. there you go again.

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rush, rush, rush. wishing our lives away.

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sue's graduating. now you really
wanna push brick out the door?

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now, wait, aren't you the
one that wanted to do this?

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i just said, maybe, you're right.

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i know, but now i'm agreeing with you.

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i've come over to your point.
you've convinced me.

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are you agreeing with me now
or agreeing with me before?

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what side are you on now? i don't know.

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why don't we just ask brick
what he thinks? brick! wait!

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shouldn't we know what  we  think

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before we ask him what he thinks?
would you stop yelling at me?

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why can't we ever have a normal discussion?

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i'm not yelling! what's all the yelling?

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are you guys fighting?
we're not fighting. we're fine.

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your father and i are
having a heated agreement.

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look, brick, here's the deal,

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your mom had a meeting with your principal.

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i didn't do it. i'm not doing that anymore.

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well, whatever it was,
you clearly got away with it,

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so let us just tell you
what the meeting was about.

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they think maybe you're
ready to skip eighth grade

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and go straight in high school.

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really? hmm.

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okay, sounds good.

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whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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it's kind of a big decision.
don't you wanna think about it?

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well, the truth is i am kind
of bored in middle school,

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and the boys in my class
are really childish.

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they draw boobs on everything.

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yeah, i'm not really
sure that's gonna change

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in high school.

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you know, i was kinda
dreading the eighth grade.

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but now i might even
look forward to the fall.

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and now it's even less likely

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there'll be any repercussions from the...

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well, you said you didn't wanna know.

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nah.

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hey, carly. uh, do you know
what happened to my yearbook?

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brad said he might've given it to you.

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yeah, yeah, ana hajarajanaan.

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i know. super funny.

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so, okay. yep, thanks. i'll check. bye.

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sue, will you look at this? no way, axl.
i have fallen for that joke too many times.

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no, relax, it's not that.

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it's a picture on instagram
of devin and some dude.

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 damn.  i didn't know you could
carry a kayak with one arm.

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 yeah.  i know. but if you saw this guy,

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you'd think he was a total tool, right?

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yeah, probably.

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a smokin' hot tool

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who's kayaking with your girlfriend.

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if she even  is   my girlfriend.

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what do you mean?
how did you leave it over summer?

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we didn't say anything.

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well, she's cool, okay? i mean,
she's not clingy.

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that's why she's awesome. she's like a guy.

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we're keepin' it loose. she's cool!

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okay.

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fine. what do you think of this picture?

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ew! axl, gross!

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that is never not funny.

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oh, hi, principal cameron.
are you guys still open?

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yes, yes, just faxing my rsum
to tgi friday's for the summer.

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fingers crossed.

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i actually just wanted to check in

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on my attendance award.

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oh, are you lynnette perry?

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no. i'm sue heck.

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mm.

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you might know me as ana hajarajanaan?

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i'm fairly sure that lynnette perry

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is getting the attendance award.

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no. ah, yes.

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ah, she only missed a single day.

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but i only missed a single day.

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no. no, it says here that
you've snuck off campus

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another day to go to lunch at...

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arby's, was it?

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but i didn't even finish my sandwich.

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you don't understand.

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winning this award has been
a goal of mine for years.

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i mean, i came to school
against doctor's orders

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so many times.

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yes, and then apparently,
you went to arby's.

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but...if you go back,
would you drop this off for me?

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and tell them that i have a
degree in higher education?

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did anybody find a yearbook?

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well, my yearbook is missing,
and apparently,

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three bites of a roast beef sandwich

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robbed me my chance of the attendance award.

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the year of sue is not ending well, people.

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not ending well at all!

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hey, wait a minute.

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if i'm skipping the eighth grade,

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technically, that means i'm
graduating this year, too.

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shouldn't i have a party?

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brick, i can barely
scrape the funds together

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for one party.

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i am this close to frosting a loaf of bread

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and passing it off as a cake.

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no, i totally get that.
we can just have one.

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me and sue can combine ours.
i'll start texting invites now.

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what? no! no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!

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this is  my  graduation,

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and brick is not just
gonna glom onto my party.

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hey! excuse me, you cannot stand there.

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i got an old shadow and a
dork shadow in my shot.

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what are you doing?

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what does it look like i'm doing?

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i'm trying to take a pretend
selfie in a fake club

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to make my girlfriend jealous.

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now, should our cakes say,

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"sue and brick" or "brick and sue"?

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i don't know.

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i'm thinking alphabetical
would be the most fair.

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seriously, mom,

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you are not seriously thinking
about combining parties?

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i mean, this is the year of sue,

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not the year of sue and brick.

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i thought we landed on brick and sue.

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you don't wanna combine
parties with her, brick.

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it's gonna be lame.

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ooh, r.s.v.p.s are rollin' in.

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all the kids from my social skills group

252
00:09:06,062 --> 00:09:07,979
seem to be free.

253
00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:10,240
he can't have people
r.s.v.p. into the party.

254
00:09:10,275 --> 00:09:11,724
this is my party!

255
00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,751
okay, got my janitor buddy

256
00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:15,887
to slip me an early copy of the program.

257
00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:17,889
it all starts at 2:00,

258
00:09:17,966 --> 00:09:20,182
but he says as long as
we're in our seats at 1:55,

259
00:09:20,218 --> 00:09:22,818
we'll be good. uh, ehlert's
gonna start with the pledge --

260
00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,262
wait. what? what do you mean,

261
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,747
"ehlert's gonna start with the pledge"?

262
00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:28,249
no, sergeant at arms always does the pledge.

263
00:09:28,284 --> 00:09:31,427
i am sergeant at arms.
i am supposed to do the pledge.

264
00:09:31,463 --> 00:09:33,788
i guess ehlert donated a
bunch of money or something.

265
00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:35,281
says he's gonna repave the parking lot.

266
00:09:35,317 --> 00:09:37,666
oh, my god!

267
00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:40,320
that's how america works now?

268
00:09:40,355 --> 00:09:42,713
apparently, anyone who donates
money gets to exert influence?

269
00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,774
that is not the america i know!

270
00:09:44,809 --> 00:09:46,584
axl: get used to it, sue.

271
00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:49,062
deception and dishonesty
are ways people get ahead.

272
00:09:49,097 --> 00:09:51,739
what's real? what's fake? who knows?

273
00:09:51,774 --> 00:09:52,723
it's like you can't trust anyone anymore.

274
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,859
oh! what's that, kate upton?

275
00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,719
that's hilarious!

276
00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:04,185
brick, look at this.

277
00:10:04,221 --> 00:10:05,637
no way, axl.

278
00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:08,081
i've fallen for that joke too
many times. no, it's not that.

279
00:10:08,116 --> 00:10:10,207
now she's rock climbing
with some bearded dude.

280
00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:11,792
the kayaking guy?

281
00:10:11,827 --> 00:10:12,660
no, this is a new one. look.

282
00:10:14,389 --> 00:10:16,597
whoa.  damn.

283
00:10:16,632 --> 00:10:18,541
is that his arm?

284
00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:20,418
so muscular. i thought it was a leg.

285
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:21,969
i know, brick, i'm freakin' out here.

286
00:10:22,005 --> 00:10:23,921
i keep texting her,

287
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,965
but she just responds with
these one-word answers.

288
00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:27,258
i say, uh, "what are you doin' today?"

289
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,902
she says, "nothin'."

290
00:10:28,937 --> 00:10:30,003
i say, "you enjoying your summer?"

291
00:10:30,038 --> 00:10:34,223
she says, "ya." "ya"? what even is that?

292
00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:36,167
i blew it, brick! and now she's
dating these action dudes,

293
00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:37,435
and i'm in a club in my kitchen!

294
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,799
you know what? i gotta tell her how i feel.

295
00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:44,976
that's it. i'm driving to
idaho to get my woman back!

296
00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:46,360
you can't drive all the way to idaho.

297
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,179
you'll miss sue's graduation.

298
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:50,215
i'll drive fast. i'll put it in my g.p.s.

299
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,075
hmm? here, this look right to you?

300
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,594
oh, axl, disgusting!

301
00:10:54,629 --> 00:10:55,094
never not funny!

302
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,542
okay, i just gotta run into the party store

303
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:04,888
and get some cups, plates,
balloons, plastic table covers,

304
00:11:04,923 --> 00:11:06,998
oh, and sue wants this eagle
banner she saw that says,

305
00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:08,733
"you're soarin' now."

306
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:09,409
hmm.

307
00:11:09,444 --> 00:11:11,469
no, no, no, no.

308
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:12,728
you stay here. you're
just gonna slow me down.

309
00:11:12,764 --> 00:11:15,139
oh, okay.

310
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,926
 what was the matter with me?

311
00:11:18,002 --> 00:11:18,993
 i was gonna let this kid go
to high school,

312
00:11:19,028 --> 00:11:21,237
 but not run a few errands?

313
00:11:21,272 --> 00:11:24,966
 maybe he's more mature  than
i give him credit for.

314
00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:26,892
you know what? i'm gonna
let you take care of this.

315
00:11:26,928 --> 00:11:29,170
really? okay.

316
00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:31,639
you wanted cups, plates,
balloons, plastic table covers,

317
00:11:31,674 --> 00:11:33,675
and a "you're soarin' now" banner, right?

318
00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:36,335
wow. you're right.

319
00:11:36,370 --> 00:11:39,038
okay, here's some money to cover it.

320
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,857
i'm on it.

321
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:47,046
okay, can everyone who's signing a yearbook

322
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,948
please just check that
the yearbook in your hand

323
00:11:48,983 --> 00:11:51,842
is, indeed, yours? mine has been misplaced.

324
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,286
it has my name on it in pink puffy pen.

325
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,906
thank you for your time.

326
00:11:56,941 --> 00:11:58,900
next.

327
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,535
hi. sue sue heck.

328
00:12:01,571 --> 00:12:04,055
all righty, and do you have any honor cords?

329
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,673
i don't know. what are they?

330
00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:07,191
well, you wear them with your cap and gown

331
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,043
in recognition of your
high school achievements.

332
00:12:09,079 --> 00:12:11,621
yellow is for honor society,
green is for math club.

333
00:12:11,656 --> 00:12:13,464
oh, is there one for student council?

334
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,990
yes, absolutely, are you on student council?

335
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,976
yes, i am sergeant at arms.

336
00:12:17,011 --> 00:12:19,821
darn, so close. it's treasurer and above.

337
00:12:19,856 --> 00:12:23,123
oh, j.p.l.a.? school mascot?

338
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,742
hey! i founded wrestlerettes.

339
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,744
oh! well, there you go, then.

340
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,171
red is for varsity athletics.

341
00:12:30,241 --> 00:12:32,141
oh, wait, i don't see
wrestlerettes on my clipboard

342
00:12:32,176 --> 00:12:35,152
of cord-sanctioned activities. what?

343
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,138
looks like it's not
really a sport. i'm sorry.

344
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,831
yeah, yeah.

345
00:12:38,867 --> 00:12:41,175
so just the cap and gown, then?

346
00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:43,210
just the cap and gown.

347
00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:45,029
i'm sorry. we're out of medium-sized caps.

348
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,681
we only have large.

349
00:12:46,716 --> 00:12:48,191
just have your mom stuff it with tissue.

350
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:52,086
okay.

351
00:12:52,121 --> 00:12:55,373
 it had been half an hour.

352
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,324
 it shouldn't have  taken that long.

353
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,360
 but if i just marched in there
and took over,

354
00:12:59,396 --> 00:13:01,270
 how would i ever give brick
a chance to prove himself?

355
00:13:09,346 --> 00:13:10,371
brick?

356
00:13:10,407 --> 00:13:12,181
oh, hi, mom.

357
00:13:12,217 --> 00:13:13,782
what are you doing?

358
00:13:13,818 --> 00:13:15,175
why are you dressed like that?

359
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,177
and where's the stuff for the party?

360
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,762
what party?

361
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:22,191
yeah, you're not going to high school.

362
00:13:22,226 --> 00:13:24,560
mm.  so it took 20 seconds
to figure that out.

363
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,804
 unfortunately,  it took 11 hours of driving

364
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,224
 for axl to figure out what  looked
like an inch and a half

365
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:32,042
 on his phone,  was actually a
little longer.

366
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,777
 female automated voice:  stay on 1-80,

367
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:37,840
 then,  turn right in 1,407 miles.

368
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:40,326
what?

369
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,928
 frankie: and he knew  that
if he kept going,

370
00:13:41,963 --> 00:13:44,221
 he might impress one girl,

371
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,307
 but he would definitely  crush another.

372
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:52,772
 unfortunately,  mike's graduation game plan

373
00:13:52,807 --> 00:13:54,482
 was off to a bad start...

374
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:56,567
what's the holdup?!

375
00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,530
whew.

376
00:14:00,565 --> 00:14:01,856
oh, wait, i forgot a book.

377
00:14:01,891 --> 00:14:03,407
no, no turning back!

378
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:06,611
frankie! one second! she's not ready yet.

379
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,412
he's only holding the seats till 2:00.

380
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,724
we can kiss the seats goodbye.

381
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:15,311
oh, good, you're here.
get in. where you going?!

382
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,255
i gotta pee! i've been in
the car a zillion hours.

383
00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:20,858
really, axl? idaho?

384
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,735
sue, what is going on?

385
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,579
i thought you of all people
would be ready to go!

386
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:28,149
out.

387
00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:29,917
sue?

388
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,702
what's goin' on? why aren't you ready?

389
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,730
i don't know if i should even go.

390
00:14:33,765 --> 00:14:35,982
i'm not going. what's the point?

391
00:14:36,017 --> 00:14:37,541
what? what are you talking about?

392
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,535
i have no legacy, mom.

393
00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:42,404
it's like i didn't even exist.

394
00:14:42,439 --> 00:14:43,573
oh, honey, is this something
we could talk about

395
00:14:43,608 --> 00:14:45,575
on the way to the ceremony?

396
00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:47,418
i don't have a cord or a yearbook

397
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,770
or an attendance plaque.

398
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,881
i won't be saying the pledge,

399
00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:53,883
and i can't go back and
watch wrestlerette practice

400
00:14:53,918 --> 00:14:55,968
because there will be no wrestlerettes.

401
00:14:56,003 --> 00:14:58,755
all i wanted to do was make a difference

402
00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:01,323
and leave a mark, and i didn't.

403
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:04,435
it's like i wasn't even there.
i just feel insignificant.

404
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,964
one second.

405
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,318
just give me a minute!
she feels insignificant!

406
00:15:12,353 --> 00:15:13,677
tell her we all do and to get in the car!

407
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,137
i'm working on it!

408
00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:15,571
well, fix it fast, frankie!

409
00:15:18,809 --> 00:15:20,209
okay, you know what, honey?

410
00:15:20,244 --> 00:15:22,377
i think once you get to your graduation,

411
00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:23,863
you'll see all your friends and
you'll feel so much better.

412
00:15:23,898 --> 00:15:25,189
so let's just get up, okay?

413
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,849
come on, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.

414
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,576
doesn't matter. no one will miss me.

415
00:15:28,611 --> 00:15:29,677
no one will care. who will care?

416
00:15:29,712 --> 00:15:32,079
well,  i'll  care.

417
00:15:32,115 --> 00:15:35,350
i just wanna see my little sunshine graduate

418
00:15:35,426 --> 00:15:38,736
from high school and then
go to that awesome party

419
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,998
that we have been planning for months.

420
00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:43,824
how do you work these damn buckles?

421
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,760
it's like i didn't even exist.

422
00:15:45,795 --> 00:15:47,494
it's like i walked on sand

423
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:50,097
and didn't even leave any footprints.

424
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:52,141
and not like the jesus story that was fun.

425
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,280
i said i --

426
00:15:58,316 --> 00:16:00,641
what is with this family?

427
00:16:00,676 --> 00:16:03,285
why can't we get anywhere on time?!

428
00:16:03,321 --> 00:16:04,787
i told you, i'm working on it!

429
00:16:06,991 --> 00:16:07,631
okay, sue, seriously,
your dad's not kidding around.

430
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:08,699
we gotta go!

431
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:13,161
okay, i got her.

432
00:16:13,197 --> 00:16:16,157
nothing matters, dad. what does it matter?

433
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,925
okay, good conversation for the car.

434
00:16:23,599 --> 00:16:25,066
well, that was certainly worth

435
00:16:25,101 --> 00:16:27,826
the new blacktop in the
teacher's parking lot, huh?

436
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,303
all right, let's get this started, huh?

437
00:16:29,338 --> 00:16:31,346
what do you say? a to z this year?

438
00:16:31,382 --> 00:16:32,523
ah, let's do it. all right.

439
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:37,778
ben adams, huh?

440
00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:42,008
 so sue sat there with two shoes
on the wrong feet,

441
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,710
 no cords, no legacy.

442
00:16:44,745 --> 00:16:47,630
 i'd honestly  never seen her this low.

443
00:16:47,665 --> 00:16:49,831
 but then,  an amazing thing happened.

444
00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:52,976
pass it up.

445
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,714
all right, there she is... joan anders.

446
00:17:13,716 --> 00:17:15,524
 sue couldn't believe it.

447
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,544
 every page was filled.

448
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,946
irl: you're always running
down the hall so happy.

449
00:17:20,981 --> 00:17:23,682
 i swear, i never once saw you
in a bad mood...

450
00:17:23,718 --> 00:17:25,977
 you made me feel so much better
when i didn't make show choir

451
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:28,079
 and also when i didn't  make drama club...

452
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:28,796
boy: sorry we didn't get
to talk all that much,

453
00:17:28,831 --> 00:17:32,024
 but your pep rally routine
to "fame" was awesome.

454
00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:34,242
 you guys rocked...

455
00:17:34,278 --> 00:17:35,269
irl: and i look up to you  in so many ways.

456
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,689
 the way you tried everything,
i wish i was that brave.

457
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,516
 i know you'll do amazing...

458
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,293
irl: no matter what,  you were so positive.

459
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,938
 you made me realize,
i need to be that way, too,

460
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,982
 'cause high school's over
in a blink of an eye

461
00:17:48,017 --> 00:17:49,817
 and here we are graduating...

462
00:17:55,933 --> 00:18:00,036
� nobody can tell ya �

463
00:18:00,071 --> 00:18:04,131
� there's only one song worth singin' �

464
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,800
� they may try and sell ya �

465
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,219
� 'cause it hangs them up �

466
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:13,674
� to see someone like you �

467
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:15,843
� but you've gotta �

468
00:18:15,878 --> 00:18:19,938
� make your own kind of music �

469
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,158
 frankie:  really, what is a legacy?

470
00:18:22,193 --> 00:18:24,735
 it's not the speaking  at graduation
or the awards

471
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,070
 or the cords or the plaques.

472
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,639
 it's the thousand moments  every day

473
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,158
 where you touch people

474
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,694
 even when you didn't know  you were.

475
00:18:33,729 --> 00:18:36,180
sue heck.

476
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,889
� you gotta �

477
00:18:37,925 --> 00:18:40,109
� make your own kind of music �

478
00:18:40,144 --> 00:18:41,760
boy: go, sue!

479
00:18:41,795 --> 00:18:45,639
� sing your own special song � oh.

480
00:18:45,674 --> 00:18:48,717
� make your own kind of music �

481
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:52,588
this could take a minute.

482
00:18:52,623 --> 00:18:54,432
and i'll get to the rest of you later.

483
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:59,003
thank you.

484
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,205
� your own kind of music �

485
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,358
� sing your own special song � boy:
all right, sue!

486
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,644
kyle reynolds: � see in the dark �

487
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,529
hey, kid. hey, dad.

488
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,823
got you a little something.

489
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,343
aw, you didn't have to get me anything.

490
00:19:14,378 --> 00:19:15,719
this whole party was my present.

491
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,421
mm-hmm.

492
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:20,908
� maybe you'll find what you need �

493
00:19:20,943 --> 00:19:22,960
� you'll find what you need �

494
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,803
calendars?

495
00:19:24,839 --> 00:19:26,113
well, i don't know.

496
00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:28,282
i figured maybe every year
could be the year of sue.

497
00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:33,370
oh, dad!

498
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,442
aah! what?

499
00:19:48,095 --> 00:19:50,654
oh, my god!

500
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,948
uh, hi. hi.

501
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,783
hello. what are you doing here?

502
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,952
it's torturous in idaho. i missed you.

503
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,963
oh, really? sure didn't look like it.

504
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,297
looked like you were
enjoying the great outdoors

505
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,983
with a bunch of bearded dudes. wha?

506
00:20:03,018 --> 00:20:04,593
chill, you fool. those were my brothers.

507
00:20:04,629 --> 00:20:07,037
oh, yeah?

508
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,006
okay, i just drove 28 hours
to spend the weekend with you.

509
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,299
are you gonna kiss me again or what?

510
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,042
yeah. i am.

511
00:20:13,404 --> 00:20:14,970
��

512
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,381
nice party.

513
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:18,549
the only thing that would
make it nicer would be

514
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,709
if batman made an appearance.

515
00:20:20,744 --> 00:20:24,079
but i heard batman's mom
made him return his costume.

516
00:20:24,115 --> 00:20:25,756
brick, i gotta tell ya...

517
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,700
i think eighth grade was the right choice.

518
00:20:27,735 --> 00:20:30,902
eh, it's still up for discussion.

519
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:36,000
ugh, this is just all moving too fast.

520
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:39,628
can't we just take it
one milestone at a time?

521
00:20:39,663 --> 00:20:42,581
hey. oh,  there  you are.

522
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,232
brick told me you came back for me.

523
00:20:44,268 --> 00:20:46,927
you must  love  me.

524
00:20:46,962 --> 00:20:50,539
come on, axl, say it, "i  love  my sister."

525
00:20:50,574 --> 00:20:52,157
all right, i came here to be nice to you,

526
00:20:52,193 --> 00:20:53,200
but if you're gonna be like that,

527
00:20:53,236 --> 00:20:54,927
i'm gonna go get devin a burger.

528
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,937
no, no, no, let's just
stay here for a minute.

529
00:20:56,972 --> 00:21:01,508
i want everyone i love
right here, right now.

530
00:21:01,543 --> 00:21:03,802
mmm... all: mmm...

531
00:21:03,837 --> 00:21:06,806
that's it. come on, come on.

532
00:21:06,841 --> 00:21:08,465
� there's something good about today �

533
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,851
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534
00:21:10,886 --> 00:21:13,120
� there's something good about today �

535
00:21:13,155 --> 00:21:17,591
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536
00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:20,561
� la, la, la, la, la-la �

537
00:21:20,596 --> 00:21:32,156
� there's something good about today �