The Machine English Subtitles
Movie Info:
Overview:
Bert's drunken past catches up with him 20 years down the road when he and his father are kidnapped by those Bert wronged 20 years ago while drunk on a college semester abroad in Russia.
Release Name:
the.machine.2023.1080p.web
Release Info:
Song lyrics added from SDH sub which was a real PITA. Not sure what subtitle writers have against including these; drives me nuts. Cleaned up per the usual. Duration 1:52:24. Enjoy.
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1 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:51,468 When I was 22, I got involved with the Russian mafia. 2 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:52,928 Here's how it happened. 3 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:59,059 I went to school at Florida State. I was not a very good student. 4 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,019 This is how bad I was. 5 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:04,063 I signed up for a Russian class one time, thinking it was Spanish. 6 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,108 And it took me three classes before I realized, 7 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,693 "I don't think this is Spanish." 8 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:13,532 So I took Russian 1, 2, 3, and 4, never learned a fucking word. 9 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,785 The end of Russian 4,