The Love Guru English Subtitles

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When I was a child in India,

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growing up in the tiny village
of Harenmahkeester,

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I found a voice-over machine,

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which I still use to this day.

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Oh, hi.

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I decided to use
the Morgan Freeman setting.

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I am His Holiness the Guru Pitka.

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In my book, If You're Happy
and You Know it, Think Again,

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