The League - Fourth Season English Subtitles

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Welcome back to the 2012 draft.

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We've been talking about it for months,
so the next pick will not come as a surprise.

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It's going to be Robert Griffin Ill,
quarterback out of Baylor.

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See you soon.

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At 6'2", 217 pounds,
the Heisman Trophy winner...

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...ran the fastest 40-yard dash by a quarterback
at this year's NFL scouting combine.

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Scouts are also raving about
his accuracy as a passer.

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Yes.

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Ha, ha. Welcome to the league.

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- Hey. What you doing?
- Hey.

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Just messing with my lineup a bit.

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Yeah, you nervous?
It is week one, me versus you.

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Mano a mano.
Mano a mama.

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I like that. Wanna put
a little wager on this week's action?

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Yeah.
How about if I win...

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...I get to put another baby up inside you?
No, ho, ho, ho!

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Why?
Because I'm good with two.

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As your commissioner, I can guarantee you
that Shiva has not put a curse on our league.

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She looked pretty pissed.
I don't think she's mad at everyone.

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Are you out of your mind? We have a son
with a foreskin like Kid 'n Play's haircut.

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Poor little Chalupa Batman,
he's rocking the half-circ.

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I love that even his dingle's
got an asterisk.

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It's not a big deal,
I have one too and I turned out great.

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Really?
Yeah, it's fashionable. It's like...

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...having a mock turtleneck down there.
No, a mock turtleneck is even...

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Look at her go.

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- That's vodka, Jenny.
- Easy, babe.

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I was the designated driver for nine months,
and now it's your turn.

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Jenny, I gotta say, no offense,
but your breasts are amazing.

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Thank you.

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If it was cool with you,
I'd like to make a mold of these...

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...and give them to my clients.
I veto that.

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No way you're making a mold
of my wife's breasts.

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"What is a group of penguins called?"
Mungel."

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Crèche."
Final answer.

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Oh, crèche.

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Oh, yeah. Cuckoo beware!
Cuckoo beware!

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"On the border of which countries
does Mt. Everest lie?"

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India and China"?

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"Trivia Time."
Tibet and Nepal."

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Whoa.
Bam!

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Why are we watching a commercial?
Give me this thing.

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I don't know.
You're a terrible driver.

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The game's not even on right now.

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It's Saturday. There's 700 college games on.
Go to commercial, switch to another game.

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Commercial there, switch to another game.
Halftime, catch Storage Wars.

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Sometimes I have to take a break
in between.

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Sleep on the side of the road,
give the wheel to somebody else.

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This is my domain.
Hey, guys.

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Hey, what are you doing
with Mom and Dad's dog?

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They left for their cruise,
so they asked me to take care of Dicka.

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You know, it's Ditka, Taco.
And why wouldn't Mom and Dad ask me?

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Because I'm the responsible one.
Right.

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What's up with the dog?

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I didn't know
you and Jenny were still having sex.

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Excuse me.

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Yea... We do, this morning, but...
Are you looking through our window again?

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Ruxin's on my bed
And he's macking some cheese

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Checking out some legal briefs
And watching TV

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I got to do an album.

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What's going on here?

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Hi.
Hi.

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I was just using this fork
to comb my hair?

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You look beautiful.

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You wanna maybe get a little exercise?
Little exercise?

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Little cardio?

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I got some bad news on my end, guys.

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My old Gumpa Duke
is heading into a retirement home.

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Oh, really?
No.

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I like Gumpa Duke
and I hate all old people.

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I know. It's just a bummer.

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He's got some mental faculty issues
and Gumma Eve had no choice...

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...but to, kind of, put him in there.
Everybody's getting old. Everybody.

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I mean, it's staring us in the face
at this point.

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Hello.
I got some very important league business...

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...to discuss with you.
Can't wait till tonight?

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Not tonight. This really has to happen now.
Fine.

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What do you want?
I'm thinking about changing my team name.

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You can do that yourself.
You said you'd be a better commissioner.

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You said you'd give more time to the league.
What do you wanna change it to?

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I'm thinking: Rafi Top Sofia Bottom.
Oh, you gotta be kidding me, buddy.

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Knock-knock. Ruxin.
All right, I gotta go. Bye.

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Hey, it's your boy, Andre,
in a brand new place.

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Check out my new digs.
That's right, dog:

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Casa de Andre,
or as I like to call it, Cassandre.

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What are we waiting down here for?
Let's go upstairs.

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Now, this room has no name
and serves no purpose.

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These brushes used to clean the floor
of a psychiatric hospital.

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Now they're here on my table.
Awesome.

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Welcome to my dining room,
where the plates are on the wall...

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It is I, your glorious commissioner,
with a playoff update.

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In two weeks' time, one of us will taste
the sweet, sweet delights of Shiva.

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Kevin, you remember what those sweet,
sweet delights taste like?

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Do you?
No, I...

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I don't remember anything before you.
I try.

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I try so hard.

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And one of us will get crushed
by the Sacko...

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...worse than Gina chewed up
and spit out Pete.

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The season...
Sucked.

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So hard.
Real disappointment.

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He ate my entire ass.
I had a good time.

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Yeah, we get it, Pete.
You're in the Shiva Bowl.

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And, actually, I didn't even have
to tongue Shiva to get there.

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Still can't believe you did that.
I am not sorry.

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You almost became Eskimo siblings.

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Yeah, you, Shiva, Kevin...

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