3x02 Lost Weekend sub eng.txt
{1691}{1752}looks like someone has come up the wrong street, nice sugar.
{1900}{1926}I'm looking for sex.
{1957}{2048}You're in the wrong place, sweetie.|Try the safe way in the marina.
{2063}{2109}It's croweded with straight hot men.
{2133}{2165}I'm looking for girls.
{2264}{2321}Go for the dawn, honey. She's around that corner.
{2323}{2347}Thanks.
{2368}{2474}{y:i}I'm looking for sex.|I'm looking for girls.
{2722}{2782}Fuck me, so I forget who I am
{2856}{2887}It's too late to stop.
{3182}{3203}Oh, Jesus.
{4843}{4880}21. I Just won.
{4894}{4946}How can I count roadkill when I'm driving the whole time?
{4947}{5003}I won, fair and square. So as the winner,
{5005}{5033}you have to get me a present.
{5047}{5067}Please.
{5075}{5115}All right. Open the glove.
{5177}{5210}- Oh, my God...|- It's in that box.
{5211}{5244}Wait, what are you doing with a gun?
{5285}{5322}Why do you have a gun in your car?
{5336}{5360}It's just a taser.
{5387}{5430}It's like the cops use. It just shock people.
{5480}{5537}I know, but what are you gonna do with it?
{5538}{5563}It's just in case.
{5581}{5638}You decide to rob a seven/eleven?
{5643}{5675}Look, I can never have to use it.
{5702}{5783}It's just that... I get a lot of shit from people.
{5791}{5847}- Right.|- Now I can take care of myself.
{5901}{5937}I'm just gonna put this away.
{5984}{6036}Now, open the box and get your price already.
{6037}{6061}Yes, Ma'am.
{6187}{6218}Holy shit!
{6225}{6262}Be careful, it's all I got.
{6622}{6642}You know what?
{6643}{6731}Maybe we should wait 'till we get a little clser to LA before we do some.
{6812}{6830}Okay?
{7071}{7154}Okay. Hum... Did you speak with the... The crou...
{7175}{7198}The croupier?
{7199}{7224}- Yeah.|- Yeah.
{7229}{7277}'course I did, Kit. I spoke with everybody.
{7314}{7368}The vendors, Absolut.
{7379}{7432}Elvis and Anna are doing the sound check at five.
{7441}{7491}- You know that Carmen's...|- Yeah, Carmen's DJing.
{7509}{7570}And she's being a little on set.
{7584}{7629}I know also she's gonna be here...
{7637}{7689}to do playback at the sound check.
{7745}{7845}Okay, well, I gess you're just Mr. Billie-On-A-Spa.
{7859}{7901}Spitzboat, that's me.
{7925}{8025}I'm here to let your youngness into shape. I'm your boy, Kit.
{8077}{8153}And frankly, I'm much more qualified to run this place than you are.
{8179}{8204}Joking.
{8228}{8271}But I guarantee that...
{8296}{8370}after tonight, you're gonna want me to run this joint.
{8428}{8506}Mm hmm. We'll see, Mr. Mary P.
{8543}{8626}Well, I think the reason why I was with Lisa the lesbian man,
{8637}{8687}is because he wasn't dangerous for me.
{8697}{8791}You know, I knew I wouldn't get addicted to a guy.
{8816}{8898}I actually remember having this converation with my friend Tina,
{8911}{8968}That, you know I think guys are kinda easy.
{8996}{9067}Sorry... And I was looking for this pamphlet here,
{9086}{9158}And... About all the different kind of love addicts
{9159}{9205}and I'm pretty sure I'm a... I'm a...
{9208}{9229}OLA
{9230}{9253}Oh, me too.
{9256}{9307}Yeah, Obsessive Love. It's the best...
{9333}{9354}I mean worst.
{9395}{9451}There's nothing worst than when you can't let go of someone who's...
{9452}{9572}completely over you and distant, abusive, controlling, dictatorial...
{9573}{9676}egocentric, unloving, selfish, unable to commit.
{9677}{9733}And it's my birthday this week and I was gonna tell...
{9734}{9778}Hey, happy birthday!
{9806}{9830}Thank you.
{9864}{9921}Yeah, I just... You know, it would be great if
{9923}{10029}Dana would just come by, you know and give me a little prezie, nothing big.
{10053}{10095}Maybe kiss my ass....
{10113}{10183}- Get a grip.|- Alice, share. Please.
{10219}{10291}Thanks, yeah, I mean, I think you guys would be obsessing too.
{10300}{10423}'Cause our... sex... was...
{10438}{10536}mind-blowingly unfuckingly unbelievable.
{10548}{10617}And it just kinna, you know, makes you realize that this person
{10639}{10751}could be the one great true love... of your life... You know.
{10774}{10799}But she'll be back.
{10815}{10845}She will be back.
{10896}{10991}'Cause our love was too intense. So...
{11273}{11304}Mommy loves you too, darling.
{11328}{11359}Yeah, I'll see you next week.
{11420}{11490}You have a wonderfull time at the ballet, I wish I was coming.
{11514}{11579}Ok, speak to you tomorrow, big kiss, bye.
{11633}{11695}I wonder if most of the boys get that excited about the ballet.
{11709}{11727}How was it?
{11733}{11752}It sucked.
{11813}{11851}I have a little surprise for you.
{11852}{11873}You do?
{11943}{12031}Oh, God, Sorry I'm such a gross bisexual love addict right now
{12032}{12066}- Hi, I'm Janice|- Hi.
{12067}{12127}I know you're having hard time and I'm here to take care of you.
{12136}{12183}We're exclusively lesbian service.
{12214}{12252}Did you... Hire me a hooker?
{12322}{12391}Alice, it's a lesbian cleaning service.
{12398}{12422}Lez clean up.
{12429}{12476}She's going to sort out your entiere appartment.
{12477}{12522}Oh, my God. I love you.
{12535}{12612}Thank you so much, my appartment is so dirty right know and like,
{12613}{12652}- ever since you know...|- I'ma a big fan of "the Chart"
{12653}{12688}And I'm so sorry about Dana.
{12698}{12742}Ok, ok.
{12758}{12785}Thank you. Thanks.
{12801}{12823}Ok, great.
{13074}{13109}You're so fucking beautiful.
{13170}{13201}And I'm gonna make you come.
{13254}{13295}While you're driving this.
{13297}{13347}My girlfriend used to give me head when we drove to school.
{13368}{13416}Hey, lady. I'm not your ex.
{13429}{13468}And I'm not your girlfriend, got it?
{13493}{13511}Right.
{13755}{13799}- Oh, fuck!|- What?
{13815}{13879}Shit! We ran out of gas.
{13891}{14014}- Oh no!|- Don't stop Jenny. Keep going. Don't blue-ball me.
{14491}{14548}Alice, do you want me to clean up around this...huh...
{14572}{14637}Around this... around Dana.
{14681}{14723}Alice, what do you want me to do with this Dana thing?
{14724}{14818}Alice is in the loo. What Dana thing?
{14847}{14926}Jesus Bloody Christ!
{14940}{14964}Alice!!!
{14971}{14989}What?
{15018}{15056}What the fuck, Helena?
{15067}{15109}Have you completely lost your mind?
{15213}{15268}That's... That's no biggie.
{15274}{15328}It's a fucking shrine, Alice.
{15333}{15424}A bordering on psychotic and serial killer obsessive type shrine!
{15429}{15452}Dismantle it.
{15456}{15493}Oh God no, please.
{15573}{15615}Ok, ok, just let me keep this.
{15620}{15642}Just let me keep this.
{15643}{15702}It was really hard to get. I had to get it in the middle of the night.
{15705}{15777}You can take the shrine. You can take the shrine. Just not this.
{15876}{15895}Get a box.
{15896}{15936}- There's a box|- Not that box.
{16074}{16120}You should be ashamed of yourself, Alice.
{16166}{16229}It's time, to start getting over Dana.
{16273}{16340}Now, here's what we're going to do:
{16347}{16387}I've tried but in the mean...
{16408}{16460}Just listen. Ok?
{16633}{16683}I didn't have a chance to wash everything, so...
{16760}{16777}Great.
{17041}{17067}I have to pee.
{17139}{17172}Don't look.
{17430}{17540}Hey. Oh my God, How do you do that?
{17567}{17646}I always have. Even when I was little.
{17736}{17781}When my dad caught me, he popped me one.
{18009}{18072}Hello. Hello.
{18388}{18420}Hey there fella!
{18423}{18478}- Oh, she's not a...|- Looks like you need some help.
{18508}{18539}Yeah we ran out of gas.
{18542}{18603}Well, not a problem, I'll siphon some out of the RV's.
{18604}{18636}My name's Hal by the way.
{18657}{18688}- Hi|- Hi, I'm Jenny.
{18689}{18705}Nice to meet you.
{18706}{18731}It's my wife Martha.
{18732}{18754}Hello Martha.
{18763}{18837}We got some fried chicken in the camper if you and your husband are hungry.
{18855}{18905}Yes, I would love some fried chicken.
{18921}{18941}Thank you.
{19007}{19041}How did you say your name was, son?
{19062}{19092}It's Max.
{19371}{19407}You two are so hot together.
{19458}{19498}At least someone's gettin' a little somethin' somethin'
{19531}{19588}So... What's up with the slot machine, Kit?
{19598}{19677}Yeah, you know Billie Blaikie. He doesn't do anything small.
{19683}{19753}So you guys are coming, right? It won't be Vegas without you.
{19755}{19812}Wait a minute. Are you talking about THE Billie Blaikie?
{19817}{19838}Billie Blaikie?
{19845}{19897}Dude, he's like the best party promoter in town!
{19899}{19953}Kit was thinking about hirring him as her new manager.
{19966}{20038}Oh my gosh. Congratulations, lady.
{20044}{20117}Yeah, that's great if he can keep it in his pants long enough to close out the bar.
{20154}{20189}Oh, I'm sorry, before we forget,
{20191}{20278}but we can't make it to your baby birthday party tomorrow.
{20315}{20358}'Cause we have a kinsin...
{20372}{20400}Right, the quincea�era.
{20401}{20426}Yeah, the quincea�era.
{20432}{20457}Don't worry about it.
{20458}{20560}It's just really an excuse to have a baby playgroup and half-birthday celebration.
{20576}{20623}Wait, I don't get it. What's a... quince...
{20625}{20651}A quincea�era.
{20655}{20691}Quincea�era. Yeah.
{20692}{20738}Planning a surprise birthday for me.
{20739}{20816}It's a big birthday party to celebrate a girl who's turning 15
{20817}{20855}and it's my cousin's birthday, so...
{20863}{20899}-Oh|- I almost thought they forgot.
{20951}{20984}So it's kind of like a bat mitzvah.
{20988}{21007}With tamales.
{21051}{21073}- Hi.|- Hey!
{21085}{21109}What are you guys talking about?
{21123}{21201}We're having a party for Angelica's six months. You wanna come?
{21211}{21289}I would love to come to that six-months-old birthday party.
{21305}{21347}I would... Can I... I'd love to bring Helena?
{21367}{21397}- Alice...|- Helena.
{21436}{21461}I think she should be there.
{21462}{21493}I think it's time, Bette.
{21499}{21534}Well, they are good firends.
{21537}{21564}Yeah, they're always hanging out.
{21621}{21709}Well, listen Helena, if you really haven't anything else to do then...
{21735}{21788}Yeah, it would be fine... If you came to the party.
{21824}{21878}Thank you, it's really sweet of you Bette...
{21879}{21937}You know, you really don't have to...
{21944}{21965}She does.
{22189}{22221}What the hell are you doing in here, boy?
{22235}{22275}Can't you read this is ladies' room?
{22291}{22317}Get the fuck out!
{22352}{22376}I'm a girl.
{22730}{22775}Hey, I got you some lunch.
{22837}{22871}Hey, let's take off, ok?
{22903}{22923}Why?
{22931}{23005}You see that freak there? It was just in the girls' bathroom.
{23042}{23072}It must be a faggot.
{23098}{23117}Faggot!
{23118}{23153}Hey, faggot!
{23156}{23176}What did you say?
{23177}{23204}Just let it go, Jenny.
{23231}{23261}John, you're crazy.
{23271}{23296}I called you a faggot.
{23334}{23379}Look man, we don't want any trouble, ok?
{23382}{23429}- No, I don't want any trouble either.|- We're just having some food.
{23437}{23482}Just want a little talk, you know. A little talk
{23501}{23544}Look, we're out of here, allright?
{23548}{23589}Dude, leave us alone.
{23594}{23623}Fuck you, faggot.
{23630}{23658}- Get out of there.|- Shit!
{23659}{23698}- No.|- No.
{23916}{23933}Let her go.
{23943}{23963}Shut up, bitch. Is that your boyfriend?
{24021}{24067}- She fucks you like a man?|- Jenny, get back.
{24114}{24152}Why don't you get back in the truck?
{24158}{24198}I'll show you how real men can fuck.
{24234}{24252}What did you just say?
{24253}{24325}I said get back in the fucking truck and I show you how a real man could fuck.
{24326}{24346}Yeah?
{24404}{24427}Jesus Christ.
{24496}{24517}Fucker.
{24553}{24578}Well, here's your faggot back.
{24605}{24650}Why don't you give me a call when you're ready for a real man
{24651}{24690}and we can have some fun, then.
{24692}{24731}Sure dude, no problem.
{24795}{24841}- John!|- Don't touch him.
{24851}{24939}Hey, we're not faggots, we're dykes, you asshole.
{24942}{24962}Fuck you!
{25185}{25211}I hope he's allright.
{25212}{25259}Fuck him, it should have been a real gun.
{25601}{25683}Girls, boys, punks, freaks,
{25694}{25820}butches, femmes, kings, queens, trannies, trainees,
{25821}{25902}ladies and gentlemen...
{25903}{25972}I am Billie Blaikie, your host for this evening
{25974}{26084}and welcome to the Planet first annual casino night :
{26091}{26173}Vulva las Vegas!
{26216}{26298}And let's hear it for our cute little DJ, Carmen!
{26349}{26447}Anyway, the money we're gonna raise tonight will go to AIDS project L.A.
{26448}{26494}Let's hear for AIDS project... Yes.
{26512}{26581}And that's a much much better cause
{26582}{26680}than the porn websites you know you spend your money on you, dirty dirty girls.
{26686}{26775}In a few moments, all bets will be off 'cause the big show is about to start
{26776}{26844}So, get your last few games in, my darlings.
{27092}{27152}You, dirty, dirty, dirty girl.
{27176}{27248}And as for me, I'm off to a little league game.
{27284}{27326}Oh, come on.
{27329}{27360}There's grand tall women left.
{27361}{27437}Come on, loosen up lesbians, I know you don't want to talk about
{27438}{27495}that cock and condom stuff, do you?
{27496}{27609}No, you wanna celebrate a snatch, don't you?
{27625}{27674}You wanna venerate the vagina.
{27705}{27767}You wanna praise the pussy.
{27831}{27937}Well, rest assured we wanna all praise the pussy here.
{27966}{28035}Ok, keep drinking everybody 'cause you know what happens when you keep drinking,
{28036}{28077}Everyone looks cuter.
{28078}{28155}And PS : Here's the money.
{28254}{28278}Do you think this is it?
{28300}{28369}Yeah, it looks like a typical small-town gay bar.
{28507}{28539}Come on, let's get inside.
{28941}{29004}It's just an idea...|Try 32 red.
{29023}{29071}No, no these are your chips, really
{29117}{29147}Just take them and try.
{29149}{29205}Bet the lot, Bett.|You look lucky tonight.
{29217}{29273}She's lucky, she's my sister.|Come on girl.
{29306}{29369}- Come on.|- Come on girl.
{29408}{29451}- Ok, alright.|- Alright, here we go.
{29465}{29503}Load it up.|Gimme more money.
{29623}{29652}32 red.
{29681}{29718}Oh my God, I actually won.
{29737}{29767}Eh, congratulations
{29768}{29785}Thanks you.
{29798}{29821}Nice job.
{29847}{29915}- No, no, no, no, this is yours|- Oh, I want you to have it.
{29929}{29994}Dental dams, ladies, safe. Keep it safe, keep it safe.
{30063}{30081}Thanks.
{30092}{30151}Hey, I could use a few of those over here, huh ?
{30229}{30260}Who's my tiger ?
{30469}{30520}And two more tequila here, ladies.
{30544}{30609}I think I know who'll be taking whom home tonight.
{30689}{30712}What does that mean ?
{30959}{30994}Let's go, my girlfriend.
{31665}{31689}- Hey.|- hey.
{31698}{31717}Wanna dance ?
{31733}{31757}Come on.
{31842}{31905}- Two more tequilas.|- Tequila ? Sure thing.
{31910}{31932}Thank you.
{32396}{32418}Thanks.
{32685}{32708}Thank you.
{32819}{32888}Excuse me.|Hi, can we go ?
{32906}{32923}Now ?
{32933}{32966}Yeah, if..|What's your name ?
{32967}{32986}Katrina.
{32987}{33031}Yeah, Katrina, if you don't mind.
{33081}{33132}I'm sorry, I didn't know|you two were together
{33135}{33164}- We're not|- We're not.
{33221}{33246}Bye.
{33400}{33448}Have you seen David yet ?|Is he here ?
{33465}{33504}No, I haven't seen him.
{33517}{33545}I haven't seen him at all.
{33554}{33578}So, what do you think ?
{33596}{33628}What do you think of Billy ?
{33652}{33684}Well, the place is packed.
{33730}{33794}What ? You don't like him ?
{33831}{33885}"I'm on my way to a little league game."
{33896}{33966}He was just playing. It was a joke.
{33985}{34033}It's not even remotely funny.
{34058}{34176}Dolls, I give you Elvis, the King and Miss Kitten Witherhip herself.
{34178}{34237}Ann Margaret !
{34255}{34276}Thanks, Billy.
{34278}{34366}Oh, hi there, Twist, twist.
{34380}{34455}Look at this place, Elvis, gonna blow out.
{35533}{35566}Woh, what's going on in here ?
{35568}{35593}Hey, David.
{35615}{35648}It looks like a nightmare.
{35652}{35708}Well, this is another wild night at the planet.
{35944}{35970}She said you wanted to talk to me ?
{35993}{36020}Yeah, yeah, I do.
{36022}{36043}Hey, David !
{36099}{36138}So ? What do you think ?
{36189}{36253}I think that they're... they're freaks.
{36286}{36338}And this kind of non-sense attracts freaks
{36344}{36390}to once respectable establishement.
{36459}{36477}You know what?
{36491}{36566}For a minute I was seriously considering shagging you, Mr. Izod.
{36583}{36633}But you're not a very nice fellow, are you?
{36656}{36712}Billy, this is David Ward.|This is Kit's son.
{36759}{36809}Enchant� then, Dark Star.
{36836}{36954}And David, this is Billy Blaikie, my... new manager.
{36989}{37058}Oooh... You won't regret it, my darling.
{37074}{37096}See you later.
{37128}{37154}Your new manager ?
{37202}{37253}David, don't you go passing judgment on him.
{37289}{37345}That man has done more for this community than...
{37346}{37397}Kit, Kit... David has the right to his opinion.
{37400}{37456}I know he does. But you know, let me tell you something.
{37475}{37578}It gives me great joy to see these people in here laughing and partying
{37580}{37667}and living the life they love and loving the life they live.
{37734}{37802}And I can see that you just can't get done with that, can you ?
{37820}{37878}No mom, I can't get done with that.
{37885}{37924}Just... give me that.
{37976}{38004}See you both later.
{38113}{38177}Kit, I really need him to be there tomorrow when Roberta Colly shows up.
{38181}{38226}I know, I know, okay ?
{38252}{38280}I'll talk to him.
{38311}{38345}I just need to sleep it off, okay ?
{38358}{38399}He's such an arrogant little prick.
{38845}{38880}Are you gonna tell me what you want ?
{38894}{38952}Or you're just gonna sit there, acting all weird and silent ?
{39024}{39082}What do you mean... "what do I want" ?
{39094}{39152}I mean you say you don't wanna be my girlfriend
{39155}{39218}And then you got a weird and jealous girlfriend on me back there
{39237}{39366}I know...|It was... it was fucked up.
{39395}{39446}Do you wanna be my outlaw girlfriend, Jenny ?
{39458}{39494}Do you wanna be my friend ?
{39523}{39576}Do you just wanna be my fuck buddy on the road ?
{39597}{39620}What do you want ?
{39772}{39810}I want you to get up against the wall
{40164}{40198}Now unbutton your shirt.
{40456}{40486}Open.
{41301}{41335}Tell me you want me to fuck you.
{41361}{41392}You never let me fuck you.
{41516}{41537}No.
{41614}{41635}I can't.
{41699}{41722}I'm sorry.
{41832}{41852}Fuck.
{42277}{42305}I'm sorry.
{42385}{42457}Come here.|Come on.
{43149}{43167}Tina ?
{43287}{43310}You're awake ?
{43448}{43469}I'm scared.
{43535}{43565}It's ok, baby.
{43696}{43726}What if I can't adopt her ?
{43820}{43885}What if I cant' find a job|that I really love ?
{43924}{43959}What if we lose the house ?
{44035}{44061}I feel like..
{44147}{44214}I feel like I don't have any control over anything.
{44301}{44347}I mean, I don't know what's going on with us ?
{44348}{44405}I don't know if it's just all the changes and..
{44549}{44569}Tina ?
{44680}{44709}Tina ?
{45359}{45397}Hey, little foxy brunette.
{45420}{45457}- You do look like me, don't you ?|- You see ?
{45458}{45490}She's not listening to anything I say.
{45491}{45532}Oh, I heard you.
{45534}{45613}I am supposed to take progesterone|to help me with the crazies.
{45620}{45690}But what are you gonna take to help you with you|"bigotery"
{45695}{45730}Kit ! I thought we agreed.
{45743}{45778}I'm sorry, you're right.
{45787}{45871}We are going to put this all behind us|so we can agree to disagree
{45872}{45916}so David would help us out today.
{45919}{46018}Ok, so... tell me why I'm here.
{46027}{46061}What can I do for you, ladies ?
{46113}{46133}Well...
{46209}{46295}David... Hey, do you want to hold her for a little while ?
{46296}{46349}Go to your uncle David, for a little while.
{46496}{46575}There's a woman coming over and, uh,|in just a little while
{46586}{46691}And we wanted her to see how great you are with Angelica.
{46772}{46805}You mind if I ask why ?
{46878}{46932}She's our adoption case worker and..
{46933}{46987}and she's making her second home visit today
{46995}{47045}And one of her big concerns is wether or not...
{47098}{47121}Is that her already ?
{47140}{47185}- My God.|- Just wait, wait, wait.
{47200}{47233}One of her, uh,
{47247}{47320}big concerns was whether or not Angelica had an important man in her life
{47321}{47436}and we just thought it would reassure her to let her see you with Angelica.
{47438}{47505}So that she could see that you're Angelica's main man.
{47515}{47538}You know what I'm saying ?
{47610}{47638}Hi, Roberta.
{47643}{47667}I should be alright now.
{47678}{47718}Ok, let us know if you need more help, ma'am.
{47719}{47746}We're just in the neighbourhood.
{47748}{47784}Thank you, you're too kind.
{47870}{47891}Sorry, I can't.
{47900}{47929}What do you mean you can't ?
{47938}{47978}Roberta, you remember Kit Porter.
{47984}{48007}Bette's sister.
{48014}{48074}And this is her son, David,|Angelica's cousin.
{48106}{48139}I don't believe in gay adoption.
{48183}{48291}I think that a child is best raised having both a... mother and a father
{48313}{48366}And I think that she will suffer later on
{48386}{48457}in the absence of tradionnal family values.
{48465}{48519}So I'm afraid that it would be hypocritical of me to
{48520}{48561}stand here and to forge for you.
{48585}{48625}Especially in front of a government official.
{48656}{48675}Sorry.
{48711}{48738}It's nice to meet you ma'am.
{48957}{49035}I'm glad to see someone in your family|has proper respect for the government.
{49288}{49350}This is called|The Ultimate Patriot Act.
{49355}{49387}It's by a guerrilla girl.
{49464}{49487}I love it.
{49506}{49537}Tina hates it.
{49544}{49574}What, she hates this piece ?
{49587}{49641}Well, that's good, we want the work to release strong reactions.
{49656}{49717}Not from my life partner.|I want my partner to support me.
{49742}{49773}What ? Inconditionally ?
{49834}{49861}Well, I don't know. I mean...
{49872}{49951}why shouldn't I expect the person that I'm closest to in the world
{49965}{50009}to try to see things from my point of view,
{50010}{50102}instead of challenging me and questioning my convictions all the time?
{50104}{50163}I, really, I get enough of that,|from the world at large.
{50203}{50232}Are you and Tina okay?
{50245}{50283}I mean, I know it's hard with a new baby.
{50309}{50340}We don't really talk anymore,
{50341}{50389}we just have arguments about money,
{50394}{50445}arguments about baby-sitters,
{50450}{50505}arguments about breast-feedings, schedules...
{50572}{50671}We had this hideous meeting with the adoption social worker this morning.
{50742}{50814}I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Joy, you really
{50826}{50849}don't need this right now.
{50850}{50915}Look, I have two other pieces that I can show you
{50926}{50957}Have you talked to Tina ?
{50982}{51024}Maybe if the two of you saw someone together.
{51037}{51066}We've been to therapy.
{51069}{51139}We've seen 3 differents therapists in 3 years so...
{51161}{51229}Bette, have you ever heard of Mark Epstein ?
{51249}{51271}Is he an artist ?
{51321}{51352}He's giving a talk tonight.
{51408}{51432}He's a psychiatrist.
{51448}{51518}But he's also an eminent buddhist philosopher and author.
{51608}{51697}Oh, right. "Pure thoughts without a thinker".
{51700}{51745}I remember everybody was reading that when I first moved to New York.
{51769}{51795}Well, he's got a new book.
{51811}{51852}It's called "Open to desire".
{51878}{51909}Open to desire ?
{51929}{51980}I thought...|I thought buddhism was about
{51981}{52042}freedom for desire. I thought desire was supposed to be
{52044}{52090}the root of all evil or something.
{52141}{52177}Mark's got lot to say on the subject.
{52202}{52235}I think it might resonate for you
{52343}{52428}Shane ? Shane, come out.
{52534}{52575}Come on out, let me see.
{52597}{52664}Oh my God. You look like you're five.
{52843}{52872}I feel like a pi�ata.
{52882}{52966}You're too small to be a pi�ata but how about the top of the training wedding cake?
{52979}{53048}- You're not helping me.|- I'm sorry, I'm sorry baby,
{53056}{53086}that wasn't funny, was it ?
{53098}{53122}Let me see.
{53150}{53217}Well, it's ok.
{53234}{53321}Oh, come here, come here. Does this help you at all ?
{53373}{53424}- No.|- No?
{53557}{53669}Quiero lamer te hasta que te vengas en mi boca mil veces
{53728}{53759}What does that mean?
{53864}{53942}I'm gonna lick you until you come in my mouth a thousand times
{54504}{54551}- What are we gonna do about the shoes ?|- What ?
{54569}{54611}You can't wear those shoes, you have to change them
{54614}{54647}- No!|- Yes, stay here,
{54648}{54682}I'm gonna get a pair of chacha heel.
{54905}{54923}Hi
{54930}{54990}Hi. Hey there, who are you?
{54999}{55113}- Roland. Are you the clown ?|- I'm the birthday girl, Roland.
{55338}{55391}And yes, yes I am the clown.
{55424}{55481}Mummy, mummy, the clown is here.
{55572}{55744}Oh my God, Shane, you look so bo�ita.|Look everybody.
{55779}{55806}Hola everyone
{55829}{55906}This is Carmen's friend, Shane. She's wearing my dress.
{55975}{56000}Where is Marisela ?
{56002}{56053}Shouldn't she be here get ready with the rest of us ?
{56054}{56130}Probably outside smoking cigarettes like you did for your quincea�era.
{56141}{56176}Aye, caya te liosa
{56198}{56218}Carmen...
{56233}{56356}Your mama was at Ricardo Lopez' car making out with him until the church was filled.
{56372}{56443}Mamita, you'd never told me that story !
{56451}{56534}- That's because it wasn't truly, huh ?|- Si, es la verdad.
{56596}{56693}- Was Carmen good during her quin... quince...|- Quince�era
{56709}{56769}- Yeah, quincea�era.|- She was an angel, always.
{56820}{56894}Carmen was the nuns' favourite.|Isn't that true, Carmencita ?
{56971}{57034}Ok, it's Shane's turn now.|Come on Shane.
{57055}{57110}Oh, mama, no !
{57169}{57268}Such a pretty face. I'll make you look beautiful, come.
{57301}{57339}It's ok, it's ok.
{57600}{57666}Shane, your hair is a little uneven, but you want me to... cut it straight?
{57673}{57693}No.
{57710}{57769}I mean, no, thank you, I think.
{57797}{57812}Okay.
{57812}{57843}It's good, thanks.
{57846}{57878}I have another idea.
{57929}{58066}Girls, I'm sorry to intrude but we have a bit of a disaster on our hands.
{58076}{58143}The food is disgusting and people are starving. We're aware.
{58145}{58186}Actually, it's Alice.
{58232}{58326}She was under the misapprehension that this was a surprise birthday party for her.
{58345}{58411}Oh, shit. It's Alice birthday, I forgot.
{58420}{58445}Me too.
{58788}{58828}Who do you have to fuck around here to get a beer?
{58885}{58933}Sorry, kiddy party...
{58968}{58999}Hey, everybody.
{59025}{59060}It's time for the cake.
{59152}{59216}Happy birthday!
{59269}{59296}Happy birthday.
{59392}{59427}That's really cool.
{59492}{59510}Can I have her?
{59512}{59555}Do you wanna blow out the candles?
{59562}{59594}Ready for a big girl?
{59708}{59757}Yeah!
{59895}{59915}Shane?
{59939}{59956}Shane!
{59986}{60018}There's somebody I want you to meet.
{60039}{60060}This is Luis.
{60061}{60094}- Hello.|- Hello.
{60162}{60199}Go on. Dance.
{60202}{60227}Dance.
{60433}{60454}What's up, Luis?
{60491}{60512}I love her.
{60559}{60577}Who's that?
{60590}{60614}I love Carmen.
{60628}{60680}I love her since I was a little boy.
{60724}{60763}She wants to see me as a friend.
{60798}{60840}Maybe you can talk to her for me?
{60857}{60895}Mercedes says your her best friend.
{60927}{60963}You could tell her I love her. And I'll be good to her.
{61068}{61103}You know Luis, uh...
{61131}{61173}Maybe these feelings you have for Carmen...
{61222}{61290}Maybe, there're not the same for her.
{61351}{61386}- Hi.|- Hi.
{61412}{61443}Mind if I cut in?
{61450}{61472}Okay.
{61622}{61652}You don't think this is a little risky?
{61679}{61716}Oh, I didn't tell you that... uh
{61726}{61824}In latino culture, It's okay if two girls dance with each other.
{61825}{61855}It's not exactly queer.
{61879}{61928}- You left that part out, huh.|- Yes, I did.
{61988}{62013}I love your hair.
{62146}{62162}You owe me.
{62163}{62208}I know, thank you.
{62217}{62243}You're welcome.
{62401}{62487}Thank you so much Angus. I hope you had a good time.
{62498}{62568}I ran into an ex of mine.
{62570}{62639}In fact, three of my ex girlfriends are now lesbians.
{62660}{62690}Oh, that's quite a record.
{62691}{62757}What can I say, I'm attracted to women who like to go down on other women.
{62777}{62820}We wanna ask you someting.
{62837}{62855}Ok.
{62903}{63012}Tina and I are thinking about hiring a nanny for Angelica, just part time.
{63017}{63101}And we know that you're looking for part time work.
{63121}{63210}And we just think it would be great for Angelica to have a man in her life.
{63239}{63302}You know, I mean, somebody that she's close to.
{63311}{63336}Scratchy face...
{63388}{63459}I know exactly what you mean. I... I'd be honoured.
{63495}{63513}Great.
{63521}{63545}Thanks guys.
{63584}{63615}That was an awsome birthday.
{63626}{63656}You're welcome.
{63666}{63743}And I don't think I thought of Dana for like 47 minutes, kinda.
{63792}{63828}- It's good, right?|- Yeah, it's really good.
{63970}{64022}How was it today, baby, you're really tight.
{64032}{64078}I know, George is kicking my butt.
{64100}{64164}It's wired, it's like he wants me to win this tournament more than I do.
{64194}{64261}Hey, what did Dr Granman say?
{64293}{64321}Shit. Forgot.
{64363}{64439}Dana do you have any idea how hard it was for me to get you that appointment?
{64440}{64548}I had to promise to cater a private dinner for him and his wife
{64551}{64597}just to get you in there before June.
{64607}{64629}Oh, no.
{64631}{64731}And you know, that at 30, you should go and get an exam. You know that.
{64747}{64899}I know, it's just... I'm sorry, I've never been to a male gyno before.
{64907}{65030}I think it's wired and I don't want some dude looking at my woodle.
{65037}{65148}Looking at your woodle? Well then, why don't you just go to a lady doctor?
{65170}{65189}Okay.
{65190}{65214}But just go, okay?
{65216}{65304}Yes, I think Bette and Tina have a lady doctor. I'll call her tomorrow, okay?
{65433}{65479}What is this? What's bear night?
{65518}{65557}This will be fun. Come on.
{65800}{65821}This is great.
{66547}{66617}Okay, every single person in my family adores you.
{66635}{66675}My mother, she absolutely loves you.
{66771}{66796}I love them too.
{66833}{66851}You do?
{66875}{66972}Hmm, but I wonder how much they'd love me if they knew I was fucking their daughter.
{66985}{67090}Well I wonder who's gonna be doing the fucking tonight,
{67095}{67161}because you looked pretty girly in that dress you had on.
{67222}{67376}Well... You look a little girly yourself.
{68944}{68992}No no no, don't answer.
{69043}{69074}What if that's an emergency?
{69076}{69117}No no no no.
{69260}{69284}Hi, Jenny.
{69332}{69401}Huh, Yeah, are you okay?
{69411}{69467}Yeah I'm fine, no no no no no don't worry.
{69500}{69554}Yeah, we're just taking our time.
{69633}{69670}We're gonna be there in a couple of days.
{69766}{69821}Oh, my friend Moira decided
{69832}{69900}to take her pickup truck and we're driving accross country now.
{69983}{70049}What? My girlfriend? Hang on.
{70070}{70178}Excuse me, Moira? Are you my girlfriend?
{70257}{70283}We don't know.
{70321}{70407}It's not desire that's the problem, one of my teachers used to say.
{70413}{70468}It's that your desires are too small.
{70495}{70583}This shift in consciousness is what links the worlds of art,
{70594}{70636}therapy and meditation.
{70651}{70780}James Joyce described the mental posture required to appreciate a work of art as
{70785}{70811}beholding.
{70826}{70902}If you pull it to close it becomes pornography.
{70906}{70971}And if you distance yourself, it becomes critisism.
