The Incredible Dr. Pol - Second Season English Subtitles

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NARRATOR: It's time
for some family bonding
on the Incredible Dr. Pol.

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DR. POL: Hey, ho!

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NARRATOR: Father and son
test a stallion's manhood.

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CORINNE: Oh god, uncomfortable.

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NARRATOR: It's mom who
wears the pants in the family.

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Barely hit it.

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NARRATOR: But Mother
Nature shows who's boss.

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Tornado warning,
the sirens are going,
let's go in the basement!

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DR. POL: Now listen.

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NARRATOR: This time on
The Incredible Dr. Pol.

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Spring fever means cow fever
and aslew of emergencies!

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Okay, watch out!

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(mooing).

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NARRATOR: Dr. Pol and Charles
have their hands full.

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- Not so hard, Charles!
- Whoa, whoa!

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NARRATOR: But it's really Doc
Brenda whoproves her mettle!

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BRENDA: She's going to kick

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NARRATOR:
This time, on the
incredible Dr. Pol,

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the clinic is overrun
with new patients.

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DR. POL: Holy Moses!

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NARRATOR: Dr. Pol
and Brenda are behind
the eight ball, again!

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BRENDA: Missy, I'll
take the next patient.

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CHARLES: My dad needs help.

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I'm not a veterinarian,
heck I'm not even a vet tech.

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Let me introduce you.

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NARRATOR: It's time
for some horseplay on
The Incredible Dr. Pol.

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The vets go into overdrive
to save a beloved horse.

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JANIS: If anything ever
happened to Satin, it
would be heart-wrenching.

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NARRATOR: Dr. Pol takes
on a one-trick pony.

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DR. POL: Rosie, hang on!

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NARRATOR: And a night out bring
out Charles' animal instinct.

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CHARLES: I want to
see some hard-hitting
girl-on-girl action.

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Meet Dr. Jan Pol, he's

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MIKE: She doesn't like you.

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NARRATOR: It's do or die
on The Incredible Dr. Pol!

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DR. POL: Watch it, guys!

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MIKE: I'm right, she
doesn't like you.

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HEATHER: One of the dogs
got a hold of his throat.

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NARRATOR: The Pol
family is under attack!

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I pick it up and it bit me.

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(dog barking).

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(vomiting).

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NARRATOR: It's the mother
of all shows on The
Incredible Dr. Pol.

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DR. POL: Go, do it!

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NARRATOR: Moms-to-be.

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She is pregnant.

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NARRATOR: Moms in the making.

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This birthing process isn't
like, "wham-bam, thank you
ma'am," gentlemen.

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NARRATOR: Moms in trouble.

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This is an emergency.

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(mooing).

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NARRATOR: Next on
The Incredible Dr. Pol.

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When the full moon rises,

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animals go haywire.

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(squealing)

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Cows go on a rampage.

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(mooing)

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CHARLES: One of your cows
took the gate down.

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MAN: (inaudible) hurry up.

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NARRATOR: And pigs
turn into cannibals.

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NARRATOR: Next on
"The Incredible Dr. Pol."

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Fasten your seatbelts,

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'cause it's gonna
be a bumpy ride.

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DR. POL: Watch it!
Watch it guys, get away!

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JORDAN: A lot of
people are just like,

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"Oh, a cow!
Can I pet it?"

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And you're like, "No,
you shouldn't do that."

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NARRATOR: Charles
confronts his worst fears.

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DR. POL: What?
Are you complaining?

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NARRATOR: Coming up
on The Incredible Dr. Pol...

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DR. POL: Tim! She's going out!

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NARRATOR: Animals go on
a rampage in the "middle
of the mitten."

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DR. BRENDA: Now stop!
That is enough!

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DR. POL: Jiminy Christmas!
That's four-wheel drive. Ow!

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(alpaca squealing).

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NARRATOR: And Charles
gets his kilt on!

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NARRATOR: There's
something going around

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on this episode of Dr. Pol.

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DR. POL: I have the flu.

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NARRATOR: From cows.

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CHARLES: Ugh, look at that.

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NARRATOR: To dogs.

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I don't want it,
I don't want it.

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NARRATOR: To
the clinic staff.

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Oh, thank you very much.

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NARRATOR: This time on
"The Incredible Dr. Pol."

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Lay down.

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NARRATOR: A horse
that won't stay down.

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DR. POL: Watch it everybody.
Watch out, guys.

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NARRATOR: And a calf
that can't get up.

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DR. BRENDA:
Can't hardly breathe.

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This is bad and it needs
to be treated quickly.

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Come on, George.

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NARRATOR: Coming up...

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DR. POL: Hey!

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NARRATOR: On The
Incredible Dr. Pol.

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DR. POL: God dangit!
Hang on to him.

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Oh that burned
my fingers! Dangit!

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NARRATOR: The clinic's hopping.

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DR. POL: Holy Moses.

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NARRATOR: Dr. Brenda performs
an emergency C-section.

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DR. BRENDA: Hello, anybody out
there get down here please!

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NARRATOR: This time on
The Incredible Dr. Pol...

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DR. POL: Oh, cool
it, little girl! Go!

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NARRATOR: ...the
clients are going wild.

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But it really heats up
when the relatives visit.

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DR. POL: Everybody's coming
over and we're going to
have a big party.

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CHARLES: You know, to be
stubborn and opinionated is
to be a Pol.

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DR. POL: (whistles)
Time out! Watch it!

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NARRATOR: And Charles seems to

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NARRATOR: It's never
been hotter on "The
Incredible Dr. Pol!"

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CHARLES: I'm too hot!

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DR. POL: I have
never been in heat
like this in Michigan!

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CHARLES: Ah.

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NARRATOR: But a
deadly heat wave.

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DR. POL: Oh.

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NARRATOR: Triggers
a total meltdown.

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DR. POL: How come he
got so bad so fast?

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NARRATOR: It's an
- all-
- American celebration

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on The Incredible Dr. Pol.

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Unexpected big booms.

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PATTI RUCKLE:
Right, I worry about her

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having a heart attack.

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That way!

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NARRATOR:
They're having a blast.

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DR. BRENDA:
Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.

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NARRATOR: And nobody's

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DR. POL: Get up.

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NARRATOR: This time
on The Incredible Dr. Pol.

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I did not expect
to be working at 70.

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NARRATOR: The doctor
has a big birthday coming up.

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DR. POL: No, lay down
and stay down.

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NARRATOR: But there's no sign
he's slowing down.

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DR. POL: Hey, listen.

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NARRATOR: Even when
the patients get jumpy.

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