The Incredible Dr. Pol - Fifth Season English Subtitles

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On this episode
of The Incredible Dr. Pol...

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Holy Moses!

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In 30 years...

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Easy, easy.

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...there's not much
Doc hasn't tapped, yanked,

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trimmed, or flung.

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So when he gets not one, but
two never-before-seen cases...

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Hey!

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I think this is the first
guinea pig I'm doing.

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This time on
The Incredible Dr. Pol...

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Don't wipe your snot
on me, you turd.

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There's no case...

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It's a gross mess.

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...large or small...

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- Watch it!
- ...that these two doctors can't handle.

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Thomas got caught
in the coyote traps.

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Come on!

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- For this emergency...
- Watch out.

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This time on
"The Incredible Dr. Pol."

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Grandma, cool it.

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It's a heartbreaker.

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Somebody shot her.

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Oh no!

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Love hurts.

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My son-in-law
ran over her.

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Love stinks.

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Nasty!

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On The
Incredible Dr. Pol:

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Patients are bulging.

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It's disturbing.

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Oozing.

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Aahh!

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What
the heck is that?

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And
smelling up the joint.

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Ow... Charles
you got it in my mouth!

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Meet Dr. Jan Pol.

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On this episode of
The Incredible Dr. Pol...

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- Hey!
- There's rockin'...

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Hit her harder,
Charles, she's not your mother.

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There's rollin'...

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Bring your cows
and come on over!

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...and some rodeo-in'.

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Always knife-cut.

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Then you're guaranteed
to get both nuts.

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For Doc and his team,

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This time
on The Incredible Dr. Pol:

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Come on!

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Patients behaving badly.

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He terrorizes everyone else.

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What's a good doctor to do?

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I don't want him in pain.

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Holy Moses!

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Meet Dr. Jan Pol.

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He's a local legend
with over 19,000 clients

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- This time...
- We all dance!

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...on
The Incredible Dr. Pol.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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We're not
just talkin' turkey.

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Are you hanging on
or are you hanging on?

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We got llama drama.

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Their instinct is to mount
any animal that's laying down.

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Oh, they kick hard, don't they?

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It's all about

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On a very merry episode

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of The Incredible Dr. Pol...

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'Twas the week
before Christmas...

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Ew, gross!

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When all through
the farms...

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Yeeps!

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Dr. Pol was at work,
inside the red barns.

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Get your head in there!
Come on!

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The clamps were used
on the cattle with care...

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- This time...
- Hey!

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...on The Incredible Dr. Pol...

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animals are feeling the pain.

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And for once the doctors...

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Come on, mom.

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...don't have
all the answers.

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I wish I had
a miracle cure, but I don't.

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Meet Dr. Jan Pol.

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He's a local legend with
over 19,000 clients

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On The Incredible Dr. Pol...

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Halloween is approaching.

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Oh, my God!

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And the
animals are spooked.

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If you pee on me,
I'll spit on you.

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I'm sorry!

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And Dr. Pol
is getting slashed.

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- Dang it!
- Smashed.

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- Ow, you son of a...
- And gassed.