The Incredible Dr. Pol - Fifth Season English Subtitles

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(bellowing)

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NARRATOR: On this episode
of The Incredible Dr. Pol...

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DR. POL: Holy Moses!

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NARRATOR: In 30 years...

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DR. POL: Easy, easy.

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NARRATOR: ...there's not much
Doc hasn't tapped, yanked,

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trimmed, or flung.

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(laughing)

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So when he gets not one,
but two
never-before-seen cases...

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NARRATOR:
This time on
The Incredible Dr. Pol...

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WOMAN: Don't wipe your snot
on me, you turd.

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(laughter)

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NARRATOR:
There's no case...

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It's a gross mess.

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NARRATOR:
...large or small...

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- DR. POL: Watch it!
- NARRATOR: ...that these two doctors can't handle.

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MAN: Thomas got caught
in the coyote traps.

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NARRATOR: This time on
"The Incredible Dr. Pol."

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Grandma, cool it.

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It’s a heartbreaker.

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DR. POL: Somebody shot her.

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JOY: Oh no!

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Love hurts.

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CAROL: My son-in-law
ran over her.

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- Love stinks.
- [cow mooing]

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Ooh!

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NARRATOR: On The
Incredible Dr. Pol:

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Patients are bulging.

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CATHY: It's disturbing.

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NARRATOR: Oozing.

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CHARLES: Aahh!

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DR. POL: What
the heck is that?

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NARRATOR: And
smelling up the joint.

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DR. POL: Ow... Charles
you got it in my mouth!

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NARRATOR:
Meet Dr. Jan Pol.

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NARRATOR:
On this episode of
The Incredible Dr. Pol...

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- DR. POL: Hey!
- NARRATOR: There's rockin'...

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DR. POL: Hit her harder,
Charles, she's not your mother.

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- CHARLES: Whoa!
- NARRATOR: There's rollin'...

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Bring your cows
and come on over!

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NARRATOR:
...and some rodeo-in'.

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Always knife-cut.

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Then you're guaranteed
to get both nuts.

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NARRATOR: This time
on The Incredible Dr. Pol:

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- DR. POL: Come on!
- [cow moos]

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- NARRATOR: Patients behaving badly.
- [cat meows]

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ANNE:
He terrorizes everyone else.

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[Alpaca screams]

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NARRATOR:
What’s a good doctor to do?

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I don’t want him in pain.

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- [dog yelps]
- [cow moos]

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- NARRATOR: This time...
- DR. POL: We all dance!

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NARRATOR: ...on
The Incredible Dr. Pol.

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[in unison]
Happy Thanksgiving!

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NARRATOR: We’re not
just talkin’ turkey.

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Are you hanging on
or are you hanging on?

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NARRATOR: We got llama drama.

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Their instinct is to mount
any animal that’s laying down.

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Oh, they kick hard, don’t they?

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NARRATOR:
On a very merry episode

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of The Incredible Dr. Pol...

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’Twas the week
before Christmas...

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DR. BRENDA: Ew, gross!

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NARRATOR: When all through
the farms...

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DR. POL: Yeeps!

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NARRATOR: Dr. Pol was at work,
inside the red barns.

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DR. POL: Get your head in there!
Come on!

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NARRATOR: The clamps were used

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- NARRATOR: This time...
- DR. POL: Hey!

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NARRATOR:
...on The Incredible Dr. Pol...

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animals are feeling the pain.

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And for once the doctors...

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- DR. BRENDA: Come on, mom.
- [cow moos]

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NARRATOR: ...don’t have
all the answers.

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DR. POL: I wish I had
a miracle cure, but I don’t.

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[mooing]

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NARRATOR: Meet Dr. Jan Pol.

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- [Dr. Pol yelling]
- NARRATOR: On The Incredible Dr. Pol...

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Halloween is approaching.

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- JEN: Oh, my God!
- [screaming]

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NARRATOR: And the
animals are spooked.

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DR. POL: If you pee on me,
I’ll spit on you.

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WOMAN: I’m sorry!

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NARRATOR: And Dr. Pol
is getting slashed.

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- DR. POL: Dang it!
- NARRATOR: Smashed.

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