The Good Place - First Season English Subtitles

1
00:00:15,590 --> 00:00:17,860
Ow! What the hell?
Walk it off, lululemon.

2
00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:38,650
"Live every day
like it's your last."

3
00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:41,050
Bite me.
I'ma live forever, bitch.

4
00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:44,020
Ma'am?
It's $132.21.

5
00:00:45,790 --> 00:00:47,920
So, big plans this weekend?

6
00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,160
Yep.

7
00:00:49,190 --> 00:00:51,390
I'm gonna sit alone
in my house watching

8
00:00:51,430 --> 00:00:53,730
wedding fails on YouTube,
drinking margaritas

9
00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,430