The Good Place - Fourth Season English Subtitles

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Michael designs
the new neighborhood.

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Bad Place gets to choose
the four new humans.

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The other residents will be Janet babies.

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You know,
if we pooled our resources,

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we could be done
in two shakes of a lamb's Derek.

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Thanks, Derek.

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When you fail, the four humans
will be tortured for all eternity.

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But guess who's going to be
doing the torturing?

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Linda...

2
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You can have literally
anything you could...

3
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What the...

4
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You sent a demon in disguise
as one of the subjects?

5
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This outrageous act must be punished.

6
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Chidi will be the fourth subject
in this experiment.

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I still don't get why the Bad Place
would try something so obvious?

8
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They're desperate.
They know they're gonna lose.

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Plus, we can get rid of the Linda picture,

1
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So, what's on tap for today?

2
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Chidi's study group
should be off and running.

3
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We can go check in on how Brent's doing.

4
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If there's anyone that can turn that
ashhole into a good person, it's Chidi.

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My man used to collect action figures
of famous philosophers.

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"Ooh, Eleanor, look, it's a near-mint
Arthur Schopenhauer,

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with a working quill!"

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What a dork.

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I love him so much.

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Thirty seconds left.

2
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- Come on.
- Oh, oh! It's a butterfly.

3
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Uh, it's Mariah Carey's
lower back butterfly tattoo.

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Yes.

5
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Well done, John.

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And because you guessed correctly,
watch what happens.

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I should've gotten that sooner.

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I wrote my college thesis
on that back tattoo.

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Yes, because remember,

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Oh, Janet, you disappoint me.

2
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I expected more of a fight from you.

3
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Yet here you are,
all alone in the Bad Place,

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rendered powerless
by a measly magnet jail.

5
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It's okay, I guess.

6
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What is the issue now, hmm?

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That's not how Michael laughs.

8
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It's more of a delighted giggle.

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She's right.

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Oh, hi, dip-shirt.

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Hello, Bad Janet. How are you today?

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Terrible.

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I'm here to let you know
that after six months of captivity,

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here in Good Janet's void,
today's your last day.

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I'm gonna tell you a story.

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And once that's done,
I'm getting rid of you.

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Wow.

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Sounds like someone finally put on
his big-boy demon pants.

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As you reach the end of your first year
in the afterlife...

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what do you remember most?

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The everlasting friendships you made?

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The adversity you overcame together?

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The day everything was chocolate?

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That day was awesome.

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I had a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
It was all chocolate.

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You only have a few hours left
in your first year,

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so why not do as many amazing good deeds
for other people

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Well, that's just... that's uncomfortable.

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Oh, hey, guys. What's up?

3
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"What's up?"

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Tell us what happened.
Did we win? Did we lose?

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Is humanity saved forever?

6
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And did you find my Nintendo?
I can't find it any... Whoop!

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Never mind. I'm holding it.

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Sorry. I can't reveal the results
of the experiment

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until we get to the Judge's chambers.

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Not in this Janet. Next!

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What are you waiting for? Do it.

3
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It's not that easy.

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He lived a whole life,
and then 802 afterlives,

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then a second life,
then a second afterlife,

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then a third first afterlife...

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His psyche's like
a giant bowl of M&M Peep chili.

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I gotta make sure all the memories go
in the right place, in the right order.

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Maybe I just start him at the beginning.
A full factory reset.

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Ugh. All Janet voids are nothing,

2
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but Neutral Janet voids
are, like, the most nothing.

3
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Judge, please, please don't cancel Earth.

4
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Why not? The system's broken.
You guys proved it.

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I just wanna reboot the whole thing
and go back to my chambers.

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I am on Season Three of Justified,
and can I just tell you, it is so good!

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I, like, binged
all of Season Two in a day.

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Think of all the amazing human achievement
you'd be eliminating.

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- Anything?
- Nope. Nobody knows squat.

2
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What the here is going on?

3
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We haven't had any new humans
to torture in a week.

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- I miss it.
- I know.

5
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I got so desperate this morning,
I tried flattening an eggplant.

6
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It's just not the same.

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Hey! Skin tags. Special meeting.

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- About what?
- I don't know.

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Probably your dad's stinky sack.

1
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We're finally headed
to the Good Place.

2
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It's the "me" of places.

3
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I got in. I can say stuff like that again.

4
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Are you sure
we're going the right way, Janet?

5
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Well, I've never been
to the Good Place before.

6
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But, yes, I am sure.

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How?

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Because...

9
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it feels like I'm on my way home.

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Attempt number 803 of my new project.

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This is the one. I can feel it.

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I'm ready.

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And here we go.

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"Marshmallow cat is inside"?

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That's what I wrote? That's meaningless.

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- Janet.
- Hi, there. How's the songwriting going?

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I'm completely lost here
and I can't do the stupid E chord.

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Would you like a magic guitar
that plays all the notes for you?

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