The Good Place - Fourth Season English Subtitles

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Michael designs the new neighborhood.

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The Bad Place gets to
choose the four new humans.

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The other residents will be Janet Babies.

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You know, if we pooled our resources,

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we could be done in two
shakes of a lamb's Derek.

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Thanks, Derek.

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<i>When you fail, the four humans</i>

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<i>will be tortured for all eternity.</i>

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<i>But guess who's going
to be doing the torturing?</i>

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Linda.

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You can have literally
anything you could possibly...

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- What the...
<i>- You sent a demon in disguise</i>

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<i>as one of the subjects?</i>

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<i>This outrageous act must be punished.</i>

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<i>Chidi will be the fourth
subject in this experiment.</i>

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I still don't get why the Bad Place

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would try something so obvious.

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They're desperate.
They know they're gonna lose.

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<i>So what's on tap for today?</i>

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Chidi's study group
should be off and running.

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We can go check in on how Brent's doing.

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If there's anyone that
can turn that ash-hole

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into a good person, it's Chidi.

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My man used to collect action
figures of famous philosophers.

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Oh, Eleanor, look,
it's a near-mint Arthur Schopenhauer

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with a working quill!

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What a dork. I love him so much.

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- 30 seconds left.
- Come on.

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Oh, oh, it's a butterfly!

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Oh, it's Mariah Carey's
lower back butterfly tattoo.

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Yes!

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Well done, John.

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And because you guessed correctly,

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watch what happens.

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Oh.

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Oh!

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Oh, Janet, you disappoint me.

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I expected more of a fight from you.

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Yet here you are,
all alone in the Bad Place,

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rendered powerless
by a measly magnet jail.

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It's okay, I guess.

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What is the issue now? Hmm?

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That's not how Michael laughs.

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It's more of a delighted giggle.

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She's right.

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- Oh, hi, dipshirt.
- Hello, Bad Janet.

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- How are you today?
- Terrible.

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Everything's nice and smells good

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and I don't even have my phone.

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I want my phone!

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I'm here to let you know that
after six months of captivity

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here in Good Janet's void,
today's your last day.

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I'm gonna tell you a story,

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and once that's done,
I'm getting rid of you.

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As you reach the end of
your first year in the afterlife,

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<i>what do you remember most?</i>

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<i>The everlasting friendships you made?</i>

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<i>The adversity you overcame together?</i>

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<i>The day everything was chocolate?</i>

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That day was awesome.

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I had a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

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- It was all chocolate.
- Shh, shh, shh.

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<i>You only have a few
hours left in your first year,</i>

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Well, that's just... uncomfortable.

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Oh, hey, guys. What's up?

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What's up?

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Tell us what happened.
Did we win, did we lose?

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Is humanity saved forever?

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And did you find my Nintendo?
I can't find it any... whoop.

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Never mind. I'm holding it.

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Sorry, I can't reveal the
results of the experiment

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until we get to the Judge's chambers.

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Not in this Janet.

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Next.

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What are you waiting for? Do it.

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It's not that easy.

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He lived a whole life
and then 802 afterlives,

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and a second life,
then a second afterlife,

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and then a third "first" afterlife.

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His psyche is like a giant
bowl of M&M Peep chili.

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I gotta make sure all the
memories go in the right place

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Ugh. All Janet voids are nothing,

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but Neutral Janet voids are,
like, the most nothing.

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Judge, please, please don't cancel Earth.

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Why not?

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The system's broken. You guys proved it.

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I just want to reboot the whole thing,

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and go back to my chambers.

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I am on season three of "Justified,"

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and can I just tell you, it is...
so good.

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Anything?

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Nope. Nobody know squat.

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What the here is going on?

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We haven't had any new
humans to torture in, like, a week.

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- I miss it.
- I know.

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I got so desperate this morning,

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I tried flattening an eggplant.

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It's just not the same.

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Hey, skin tags. Special meeting.

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We're finally headed to the Good Place.

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It's the "me" of places!

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I-I got in,
I can say stuff like that again.

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Are you sure we're going the right way,
Janet?

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Well, I've never been to
the Good Place before, but

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yes, I'm sure.

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- How?
- Because

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it feels like I'm on my way home.

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Flying puppy!

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Attempt number 803 of my new project.

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This is the one. I can feel it.

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I'm ready.

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And here we go.

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♪ Riding on a groovy wave of love ♪

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♪ I'm going for a cosmic ride ♪

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♪ Surf the freaky purple vibes of love ♪

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♪ The marshmallow cat ♪

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♪ Is inside ♪

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"The marshmallow cat is inside?"