The G Word with Adam Conover - First Season English Subtitles
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Overview:
Follows Conover introducing the civil servants who make it work and take a satirical look at its shortcomings.
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The.G.Word.with.Adam.Conover.S01.720p.NF.WEBRip.DDP5.1.x264-SMURF The.G.Word.with.Adam.Conover.S01.1080p.NF.WEBRip.DDP5.1.x264-SMURF The.G.Word.with.Adam.Conover.S01.WEBRip.x264-ION10
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NON-HI [official subtitle, works with only "NETFLiX" WEBRip/WEB-DL re-encodes, season 1 pack]
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1 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:33,888 So this is where we'll break the carcass down 2 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:37,308 and then put it in a box and then we'll sell it for consumers. 3 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:38,391 Got it. 4 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:42,897 So if you look down here, um, you know we talked earlier about the USDA. 5 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:43,999 - Yeah, I see it, there is a USDA... - There's... there's 6 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,691 one of our USDA inspectors right there. 7 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,361 - Right there with the USDA logo on. - That is correct. 8 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:50,863 So he's just walking around, he's like looking under that, 9 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:53,950
1 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:12,429 A comedy show about the United States government, starring me, 2 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,139 produced by you. 3 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:16,640 I have some concerns. 4 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,360 Adam, can we make this fast, I'm right in the middle of doing my taxes. 5 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:23,732 You don't have an accountant? 6 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:25,150 I enjoy doing them myself. 7 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:28,903 You know taxes are the price we pay for living in a civilized society. 8 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,448 Uh-huh. So, how's it going? 9 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:34,534 It's actually easy. All you have to do is follow the instructions.
1 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,760 Cleared for take-off, checklist complete. 2 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:19,225 - Take-off power set. Power checks. - Oh shit. 3 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:24,855 Okay! Next stop hurricane Sam. 4 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,733 - Wake it up please. - Yeah. 5 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:32,405 So we took off from St. Croix and flying out here about 700 miles. 6 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:35,366 We're gonna be dropping down 10,000 feet 7 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:37,868 and going through the middle of it so... 8 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,180 We're gonna fly through the middle of it? 9 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:41,956 Yeah, right in the meat of it. 10
1 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,296 Uh, let's get out of here, come on! 2 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,710 Uh, I think maybe there's some shelter over this way? 3 00:00:19,769 --> 00:00:24,107 Goddammit. Quick! Come on, come on. Oh shit, oh shit oh... 4 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:35,201 Is everyone okay? Okay good. 5 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:40,457 You know what my earliest memory is as a child? 6 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:46,296 It's when Hurricane Gloria hit Long Island in 1985. 7 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:52,093 Me and my parents were huddled in the basement, in a blackout, 8 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:57,432 praying that we'd be safe as the hurricane passed directly over our heads. 9 00:00:57,515 --> 00:01:01,019
1 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:18,351 Banks got bailed out! We got sold out! 2 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:22,188 Here's a question, do you trust the government? 3 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,692 I don't always. I've seen them bail out Wall Street 4 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:30,572 while the average American struggles. I've seen them attack peaceful protesters. 5 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:33,033 And come on, I know what the TSA is really doing 6 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,618 with all my confiscated weed gummies. 7 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:39,122 Banks got bailed out! We got sold out! 8 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:42,042 But you know what I realized, there is one way 9
1 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:19,352 When did we all stop believing that our government could do great things? 2 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:22,276 That's one small step for man... 3 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,583 You know, we only went to the moon in the first place 4 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:27,819 because we were locked in a Cold War military competition with the Soviets. 5 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:31,990 ...One giant screw you to those Commie bastards. 6 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:39,289 But it was still one of the greatest technological achievements 7 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:40,915 in human history. 8 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:44,502 You know, I used to idolize NASA as a kid. 9 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:48,089 They were creating
1 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:33,533 Does the government... care about our health? 2 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,535 Serious question. 3 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:40,165 I mean we've seen how hard it works to make sure food is cheap. 4 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:43,877 Why doesn't it do the same thing for prescription drugs? 5 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:49,424 You know, if a bank fails, the government swoops in to save the day, 6 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:54,304 but if your heart fails, they feed you to the health insurance sharks. 7 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,015 That'll be ten grand. 8 00:00:57,474 --> 00:01:01,936 Ooh! Twenty grand! Great work doc, what a day! 9 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,523
1 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:32,824 I'm gonna be honest, 2 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:35,035 you know as a TV host, 3 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:38,955 there's this expectation that you're supposed to be authoritative. 4 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:42,333 Ask a big weighty question then beam into your living room 5 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,794 or your bathroom while you're on your phone 6 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:48,965 and deliver a nice neat answer in 27 to 34 minutes. 7 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:50,925 Whatever the algorithm prefers. 8 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:53,219 With this topic though, 9 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:57,265 the more I learn about the government the more questions I have.
