The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air - Fourth Season English Subtitles

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[instrumental music]

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[baby cooing]

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[baby screams]

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[baby screams]

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Philip, did you get too close?

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I don't know, Vivian,
is 4 feet too close?

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Nicky, honey,
daddy won't hurt you.

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What is it about me
that baby doesn't like?

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Is it my beard? 'Cause if it
is I'll shave it off right now.

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(Will)
On the last
"Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."

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I cannot believe that
you and Carlton

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are moving into your own place.

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- Sorry, dad, I have to go.
- No, you don't.

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Will says I do.

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He says it's time for me
to leave the nest

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become independent,
and have sex with girls.

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Okay, everybody, guess what?

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Look, Will, we're almost there.

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Carlton, relax. This is the line
for class registration.

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Not the Nixon Library.

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Oh, Will, I almost forgot
I took

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the liberty of jotting out
a few courses

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you might be interested in.

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Thank you, Carlton,
but I already have

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my academic priorities in order.

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Wow, Will, I'm proud of you.

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Jackie, now how you gonna
play me?

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Eh, you left me in charge here.

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How come you can't trust me?

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Because I grew up with you.

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Now, did you do everything
on my list?

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Well, yeah, Miss Daisy.

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I cleaned the windows.
I cleaned the floor.

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I even cleaned the ceiling.

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Hey, look, you are talking
to one tired freshman here

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[instrumental music]

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♪ I know when to hold 'em ♪

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♪ Know when to fold 'em ♪

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♪ Know when to walk away ♪

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♪ But don't know
when to shut up ♪

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Read 'em and weep.

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- Ugh!
- Oh.

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Ah, this is
the best day of my life.

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Wait, even better than the
day
you met the Van Patten

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Everything is fine, Vivian.

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Tell Ashley and Nicky
that I miss them too.

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Okay? Okay. Love you.

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Oh, kiss your sister for me.

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God knows I wouldn't do it.

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- Morning.
- Morning.

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Well, daddy,
L.A.'s favorite weather girl

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is ready to go back to work.

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With that on?

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[instrumental music]

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- Morning, y'all.
- Morning.

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- Happy Halloween!
- Good morning.

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What is this bill, Vivian,
$2000 for flowers?

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Oh, that's for Trevor's
perpetual care.

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- What?
- He was Hilary'sfiance.

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Oh, they get you comin',
they get you goin'.

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I can't believe
it's been two months

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[indistinct chatter]

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(Will)
Excuse me.

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Girl, I hope these Greek clowns
clean up after themselves.

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A bunch of messy,
inconsiderate children.

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So, which house
are you joinin'?

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Hey, girl, you know,
I ain't into that frat stuff.

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It's for a bunch of
pocket-protector-wearing

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and no-social-life-havin'
losers.

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(Hilary)
'Family, I have
an announcement.'

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Listen, "Playboy" is doing
a pictorial

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on the prettiest weather
girls from coast to coast.

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They're gonna call it
"Warm Fronts."

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And they want me to be in it.

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Absolutely not.

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But daddy,
don't you even wanna hear

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what I have to say about it?

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(Dr. Hangarter)
'Your health is no formality,
Mr. Banks.'

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A man carrying as much
weight
as you are at your age

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has got to face the facts.

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Come on, I've kept myself
in pretty good shape.

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Well, your blood pressure's
up

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and you've a history
of high cholesterol.

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Come on, doc,
I've got a heart like a bull.

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Well, don't take it for granted.

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(Jackie)
'Will, academic probation
is serious.'

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'How could you let this happen?'

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(Will)
It's Professor Burton's
fault.

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He used to be such
a easy grader

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until him and his wife
got a divorce.

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Then he-he became impossible.

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The last test he gave,
I got a four, and I cheated.

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No, this is horrible.

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[instrumental music]

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Guess what I have in my hand.

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Do I have to call security?

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[Will chuckles]

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Hey, look, girl, before you
have me tossed in the clink

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you might wanna check it out.

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Uncle Phil's floor seats
to the Lakers.

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So what's up? I'll pick you
up like 6:00, 6:15?

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Will, I appreciate your
asking

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[instrumental music]

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Alright,
now you go to sleep, Nicky.

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I'm gonna go downstairs
and make sure

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that Geoffrey remembered to put
out some cookies for Santa.

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Don't eat too many,
okay, daddy?

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Ho ho ho.

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Daddy, can you tell me
about the "Four Middle Names?"

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Oh, come on, Nicky, you've heard
that story a hundred times.

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[saxophone music]

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Why don't you put that down
and come sit next to me.

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[music continues]

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- How's that? Everything cool?
- Great.

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- It worked?
- Perfect, Branford. Yeah.

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Good, I'm glad you liked it.

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So, Will,
I'm off like a dirty shirt.

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Hey, peace with
two fingers, man.

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Give J some for me, alright?

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Okay, okay. Everybody,
listen up. Listen up! Listen up.

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As acting manager
while Jackie is away

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I'd like to announce
a few changes.

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Now, due to
the numerous requests

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the no tipping policy..

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...has been waived.

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Oh, and, uh, slimmies

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don't forget to pick up
your applications

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for the new and exclusive

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♪ Peacocks
we're marching down the field ♪

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♪ Peacocks
and we refuse to yield ♪

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♪ No one's tougher
'cause we are rougher ♪

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♪ We are the peacocks of ULA ♪♪

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See, now that's exactly
why people be

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pushing you down the steps, man.

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For your information,
I've done the peacock strut

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exactly nine minutes
before each game

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- I'm in.
- I call.

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- Me too. What you got, man?
- Oh, it's so pretty!

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It's just so pretty,
if I had two sets of lips

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I'd kiss myself.
Boom! Trump aces.

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[laughing]

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Well, it's 9:30,
time to turn in.

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The Peacock's
catering a big party

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tomorrow night after
Michelle Michaels concert.

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[instrumental music]

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She still ain't showed
up yet, huh, Carlton?

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No, and I've been
waiting over two hours.

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Hey, hey, look, come on, man.

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Look, don't even be beating
yourself up like this.

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Everybody gets stood up once.

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Once a month?

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Why did I ever trust
a computer dating service?

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Carlton, Carl..
Hey, hey, come on, man.

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[instrumental music]

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Now, now-now-now look,
Uncle Phil

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we don't need nothing too fancy

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as long as it's got
vibrating bucket seats

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a refrigerated glove compartment

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and a license plate that say..

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[growls softly]

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Will, this car is for
basic transportation

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not your indulgences.

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[instrumental music]

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Hey, my brother.

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I just came back
from the free clinic

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and guess what I got?

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What, man?

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The phone number of
those two nurses we met.

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Yo, the twins that
sleep in the same bed?

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With some luck, we could put
an end to that streak.

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You're the man.

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[instrumental music]

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- Hey, Will, what's goin' on?
- Uh, Lisa's comin' over.

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We're gonna watch a couple of
action-adventure flicks tonight.

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Maybe if I get lucky, we'll get
a little action adventure

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of our own going,
you know what I'm saying?

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So, what movies did you rent,
"Casanova?"

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Oh, we got "Terminator 2,"
"Lethal Weapon 3"

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and my personal favorite,
"Maniac Cop VII."

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Hey, Uncle Phil, what's up, man?

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- Hey. Ha-ha-ha.
- Hey, what you looking at?

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There's some pictures of me
and Janice Robertson

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from back in the day.

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Ah, here we are on campus
running from the National Guard.

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Man!She isfine!

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Ah, tell me about it.

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And, um...you're sure
that Aunt Viv is cool

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with your ex-girlfriend
coming to visit, huh?

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[phone ringing]

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[recorded message]
'Yo, yo. What's up?
This is Will.'

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'I can't get to the phone
right now.'

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'I kind of got my hands full.'

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Ah..

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'Hah, so leave a message,
unless this is Carlton'

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'in which case, don't.'

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(Carlton)
'Will, it's Carlton.'

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'I-I-I got an emergency.'

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[indistinct chatter]

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Carlton.

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Yo, man, you ever feel like
you was being watched?

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All the time.
When you look this good

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you have to get used to it.

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When you talk that stupid

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you have to get used
to this, man.

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What is wrong with you?
Come here. Come here.

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See that dude over there?

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- Sir?
- Oh, it's delicious.

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- Should eat some first.
- 'It's about time.'

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Sir, I hate to disturb you
during feeding time

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but there's a man snooping
around the premises.

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Daddy, call the police.

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- I'll handle this.
- No, no, no, no.

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I got this one, Uncle Phil.

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What are you doing
in our backyard, man?

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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
y'all ready to hit

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the city of sisterly love?

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Don't you mean brotherly
love?

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Take my word on
this one, Carlton.

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It doesn't matter how
you sugar-coat it, Will.

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This vacation has all
the earmarks of stinking.

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Well, I'm looking
forward to it.

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Yeah, me, too, come on, Carlton,
this is Philadelphia

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