The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Fifth Season English Subtitles

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[instrumental music]

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(Will)
It's been a while
since I left the family

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and moved back to Philly.

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Well, yeah, I miss them a lot

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but I got me a great job

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at Duke's House
of Cheesesteaks.

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And, like they say

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life goes on.

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Hey, Smith.

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(Will)
On the last
"Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.."

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Hey, hey, Uncle Phil, man,
I gotta give you props

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for investing
in this record store, man.

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That must've been
a lot of money.

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H-how much are we really worth?

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We?

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[laughing]

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♪ Hey DJ keep playin'
that song ♪

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- Yo, Nicky, you ready?
- 'Almost.'

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Hurry up, man, we got to get on.

3
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Where's Nicky?

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Today is Children's Day
at the Nixon Library.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up, man.

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Nicky's going with me.

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I'm taking him to the
sorority
beach volleyball tournament.

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Mm. Two hundred honeys
bumping and spiking.

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You know what I mean?

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Hey, girl. Whoo.

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Hey, Carlton, what's up, man?
These are the books I need.

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Will, classes have been
in session for five weeks

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and you're buying books now?

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Oh, yeah, I thought I'd get
an early start this year.

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Look, check it out,
I need English Lit 101

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Sociology 101
and Human Sexuality 420.

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420? That's a graduate course.

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Oh, yeah, I did advance

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Jazz, I got ten bucks that says
you bluffing worse than Haiti.

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Let's see you beat three kings.

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- Two pair.
- Yes!

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[chuckles]

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A pair of red fives

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and a pair of black fives.

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That is eight pots in a row.

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Couldn't nobody be that lucky

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unless they were cheating.

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- This piece is exquisite.
- Mm, it certainly is.

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And you can sense
the artist's pain

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and yet, yet it's
a celebration of life.

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Yo! A swap meet.

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This is Mr. Culture.

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Ah, what you talking about,
Uncle Phil?

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I got the, uh, capacity
for paintings, man.

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You know, I can sense
what the artist is sayin'.

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[instrumental music]

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(Geoffrey)
Mail call!

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"Wall Street Journal"
for Master Carlton.

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Thank you, Geoffrey.

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A statement from the Bank
Of Bel-Air for Ms. Ashley.

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And a plain brown package
for me.

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I'll be taking my break now.

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Bank of Bel-Air?

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Yeah. Well, bye.

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So this is what you want,
huh?
You want some of me..

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Ahh! Ah! Hua!

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[growling]

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Twenty-eighteen.
One more point and I win.

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- It's not over yet, pal.
- Well, basically it is.

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I'm gonna just
sink this last shot

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for this final nail
in your coffin.

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Always so cock sure of yourself,
aren't you?

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[Lisa chuckles]

2
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Oh, "Casablanca"
always makes me cry.

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Oh, good.
I thought it was me.

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No. Will, I really had
a good time tonight.

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Yeah, me too.

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Look, um, Lisa,
don't take this the wrong way.

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- What?
- Can I..

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Can I see you..

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Can you see me what?

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[instrumental music]

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What are you doing?

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Oh, I'm tryin' to see how close
I can get to your head

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without hittin' it.

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[chuckles]

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Uh...you know, you're
not doin' a very good job.

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And the next time
you throw one of those at me

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I'm gonna make you eat it.

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Ooh.

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You know, Geoffrey, I do believe
that of all the holidays

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Thanksgiving is my favorite.

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Oh, the yams

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the cranberry sauce

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the pie

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and, of course,
that big old butterball.

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Well, you are what you eat.

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[laughing]

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Uh, did you just call me
a big old butterball?

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[instrumental music]

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Daddy, how can you even
think
about retiring early?

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I'm in the middle of a holiday
shopping season. Are you mad?

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I simply said
I was considering it.

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[scoffs]

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I hope you do retire, that
way
you can spend more time

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around the house.

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He's here plenty.

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[instrumental music]

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Hilary, what are you doing?

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I'm putting tags on everything
I'm taking with me.

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Taking with you where?

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Oh, didn't I tell you?

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The other day when I went out
to buy that sweater

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I bought a house to match.

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[laughing]

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Sweetheart,
that's unbelievable.

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Lisa, hey, baby.

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I know I talked to you three
minutes ago, but I missed you.

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Phoebe, no! Phoebe.

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[growls]

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Hey, I'm on a phone call,
I'll be out in a sec.

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Phoebe, down!

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No! Phoebe, no!

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Yeah, Lisa,
you know I love you, baby.

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- 'Phoebe!'
- Yes, I love you.

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[instrumental music]

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[both laughing]

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Ashley. What's up, Nicky? Pssh!

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Hey.

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Will, you have paper
on your cheek.

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Oh, Nicky, he cut
himself shaving.

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Why do you shave
and Ashley doesn't?

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Well, you know,
it's because guys grow
beards

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and some women don't.

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[instrumental music]

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[sighs]
Thank you, baby.

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Oh, man,
this week has been hell!

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Remind me
to never get shot again.

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It's always hard the first time.

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I remember mine.

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I'd forgotten how much Jewel
hates anchovies on her pizza.

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Phew! Well,
the rest you can guess.

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Good morning, Will.

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Oh. Hey, Ash, guess what.

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Me and Lisa finally
set the date.

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We're getting married
in September.

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Oh, Will, that's great.

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Hey, listen,
I even bought the ring too.

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Really? How many carats?

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Come on, Ash,
it's not the size that counts.

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That small, huh?

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Well, I-I mean,
I-I-I didn't get the ring

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[instrumental music]

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Hey, G, what is your idea of

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like, the perfect wedding?

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Any one at which I'm not serving
hors d'oeuvres

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or pouring champagne.

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Wow! Then you're going to think
ours sucks.

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- Hey, Uncle Phil, what's up?
- How you doin', Will?

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Uh, remember Lisa's pop's
comin' in

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from Cleveland this
afternoon

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[instrumental music]

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Will, I don't think I've ever
seen you bite your nails.

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Are you worried about something?

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I was not biting
my nails, Ashley.

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[spitting]

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Well, Will, when I'm nervous,
I put a bag over my head

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and breathe very deeply.

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- Does that help?
- Absolutely.

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By the time I regain
consciousness

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[instrumental music]

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Wait till y'all see this thing,
t-this is huge.

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If you Xeroxed your butt again,
I'm not interested.

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Uncle Phil,
wait till you see this bill.

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Lisa spent $1200 on a bed.

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I hope that thing comes with
a canopy 'cause at that
price

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that's the only roof we're gonna
have over our heads.

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Yeah, well,
get used to it, Will.

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[instrumental music]

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Look, Carlton,
for the last time, no.

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I do not want a hypnotist
at my bachelor party.

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But, Will, you don't know
how incredibly cool it is.

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I don't want cool, fool.

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I want something simple.

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Just me and my boys
barking like seals

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at naked women.

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[imitating a seal]

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Hey, hey, what's up, y'all?

2
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Master Carlton's trying to get a date
with his computer.

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Oh, damn, what happened, man,
the toaster turn you down?

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Har-dee-har-har.

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This romance chat line on the Internet
happens to be a great way to meet babes.

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Look, I think the handle I've picked
is pretty nifty.

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Loser Boy.

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Well, honesty is one way to go.

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Will, that's a typo. I'm Lover Boy.

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Wait. Sorry.

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Carlton, the customers
are complainin'.

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There ain't no bacon
in the BLTs.

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Oh, where's the law that says
the B has to stand for bacon?

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Read the damn sign.

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Bread, lettuce and tomato?

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Well, we had to cut back
somewhere.

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Last month our outlay
exceeded our revenues

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but I don't expect you

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[instrumental music]

2
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Well, I got a pair of
eights.

3
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Ah, sorry about that, bro.
I got a Dolly Parton.

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- What's that?
- A bigger pair. Whaa!

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Will, I've got a surprise
for your bachelor party.

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I booked the penthouse suite
at the La Peer Hotel.

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Really?

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Oh, man,
I could just kiss you.

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(Geoffrey)
"Mr. Frederick Wilkes requests
the honor of your presence

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"at the marriage
of his daughter Lisa

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"to Mr. William Smith

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"on Saturday
the 20th day of May

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at 11 o'clock."

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Whoo-hoo-hoo! Check it out, man.

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Two days before the wedding,
and we already got gifts.

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I got to marry Lisa more often.

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[laughing]