The Dukes of Hazzard - Third Season English Subtitles

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On "The Dukes,"
a carnival of thrills

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invades Hazzard County

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which is nothing
new to the Dukes.

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You're just lucky that we're in
Uncle Jesse's house, that's all.

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We can always step outside.

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We need a top stunt driver
to make a 32-car jump.

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Ooh!

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Judgment Day is nigh!

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Now, this here's a love story.

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Yee-haw!

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Where are we gonna
find another sucker

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to make the Leap for Life
when we get to Hazzard?

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That's not till next week.

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Believe me, I'll find
some local country boy

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beggin' for the chance by then.

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I just thought that
maybe for once

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I'd found myself a real man.

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Well, lady, maybe
for once, you have.

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Now, you may notice
something unusual here.

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A Hazzard police car
that ain't chasing nothin'.

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And the reason
Dep. Enos Strate...

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is acting like a hound-dog
chasing his tail...

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is cause he is putting an
edge on his driving skills.

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You see, like most of us, old
Enos just had a secret dream.

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And the difference
between him and most folks...

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is that Enos is either too
dumb or too smart to ever let go.

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On the Dukes...

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Luke is forced into a
fight he doesn't want.

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I would rather lose this farm...

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Than have, Luke her
go against his ideals.

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Presenting the
Fight of the Century.

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Hide your eyes.

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For Luke, it's win the
fight or lose the barn.

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Now, either you
gotta quit or fight.

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It's a winner.

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Yee-haw!

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It was one of them unusually
peaceable Sundays...

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in Hazzard County.

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So unusual, the Duke
boys hadn't even gotten...

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into trouble... yet.

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Breaker, breaker. Bo,
Luke, do you copy?

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This is your kissing
cousin calling.

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Wall-to-wall, 10 feet tall,
Cousin. Where you at?

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I'm at the Boars

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If you spot General Lee
tearing through Hazzard

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not being chased by
something, check your calendar.

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It's probably the
first of the month

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and the mortgage
is due to Boss Hogg.

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Boss don't own
every farm in Hazzard.

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But the ones he don't own
wouldn't support a rabbit.

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We got plenty of time.

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Bank don't close for
another couple of hours.

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You know what's in that little white car.

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Boss' secret weapon to
put the Dukes away for good.

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His nephew, Hughie Hogg.

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What's he doin' back
here in Hazzard County?

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Nail them Duke boys.

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They are headed
right for the trap.

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Yee-haw.

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Come on, you're
gonna miss all the fun.

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This is as close to
heaven as I wanna get.

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- He ain't dead.
- He sure ain't.

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- And he is in Hazzard County.
- He sure is.

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You see what I see?

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Abraham Lincoln Hogg.

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- Jefferson Davis Hogg.
- My own twin brother.

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Something here is just
about half a bubble off plum.

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If I know your brother, long
now, he's pretending to be you.

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Say your prayers, children.

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There's nothing Luke

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It all started on
a spring morning.

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Flowers were popping open

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alfalfa was blowing
in the breeze

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and the bees were making
out with their honeys.

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General Lee had just
had a spring tonic tune-up

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and old Bo and Luke
were letting it all hang out.

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And it looks like somebody
else is fireballing, too.

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You idiot! Why didn't you
watch where you're driving?

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It's a typical, hazzard
holiday gathering.

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With lots of surprises.

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There ain't no trees.
We was hijacked.

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Go after him, go after him.

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With-with, who, what?

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It was that white-bearded,
red-suited crook

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Is nothing scared?

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Ho, ho, ho.

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Hang on.

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Yee-haw!

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Now, friends, this meeting...

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of the Hazzard County
Two-Part Harmony...

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and Crawfish Chowder
Society would lead you to think...

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that the Duke boys
have got the world...

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by the tail on a downhill pull.

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But it ain't so.

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Hey, Flash, did you
see the Duke boys...

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violate that little
baby bird sanctuary?

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With 30%, you also
get my protection.

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I don't scare easy.

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Boss won't pay protection.

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Daisy's in love.

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The Dukes are on the spot.

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And if that weren't enough,
here come the Oak Ridge Boys.

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It's hard to say whether Bo
and Luke were in a hurry or not.

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They always drive like that.

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Take it easy. Uncle Jesse
didn't say nothing about...

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Yee-haw!

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D'y'all ever have
one of 'em days...

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when everything was clicking
along peaceful and perfect...

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just waitin' to go wrong.

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Well, the Dukes have
a lot of days like that...

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and this one is no different.

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The road's getting as crowded
as the Indianapolis 500.

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Get over!

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The joker trying to pass
us is liable to sprout wings.

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The sight of Bo and Luke
Duke rolling across Hazzard...

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without the Sheriff
on their tail...

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is just about as rare as
a bucktoothed rooster.

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What time we got, Luke?

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I got five minutes
before the entry deadline.

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I'd sure hate to miss out on
something as highfalutin as...

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the First Annual J.D.
Hogg Hazzard Derby.

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You mean the First Annual
J.D. Hogg Hazzard shoo-in.

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- Freeze!
- He's already frozen.

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What's going on here?
What's happening to my family?

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The Dukes are in a heap of
trouble when Bo gets amnesia...

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and Boss Hogg gets a son.

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Say hello to your daddy.

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- Bo Hogg?
- Bo Hogg?

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Bo Hogg.

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- Anything you say, Daddy.
- That's my boy.

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Trust me.

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Well, it must be Saturday
in Hazzard County.

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The Duke boys are going fishing.

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Daisy's on her way to visit
Aunt Kate for a couple of days.

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And Uncle Jesse? Well,
he's just out for a ride.

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Hey, look who we caught up with.

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That's Uncle Jesse.

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Shepherd, this here
is two Lost Sheep.

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You got your ears on?
We're coming right on through.

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We got us a date at

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Yep, that's Bo and Luke.

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Just like you'd expect,
burning up the road.

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I'll tell you one thing:

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If they knew the mess
they're about to get into...

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they'd slow down a little bit.

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Now there's the
mess: Boss J.D. Hogg.

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Folks in Hazzard take their
American heroes seriously.

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Like Gen. Stonewall
Jackson, for instance.

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If they knew what old Boss

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Reporter Daisy Duke
uncovers her first scandal.

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And guess who's it.

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Be careful, Luke.

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Why don't you go fry
yourself a snowball?

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- Hang on, Luke.
- Come on.

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- What is that?
- Over and out.

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No, look out!

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When you see the
Duke boys poke along

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like they ain't got a

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Not a lot of folks jog.

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In Hazzard, most of the jogging
is done on four wheels or legs.

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In this case,
there are six legs.

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And two of them could stop
a Confederate cavalry charge.

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Either Maudine's been
taking beauty lessons...

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or Daisy borrowed
herself one pretty horse.

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Now, Maudine isn't Jesse's
girlfriend, she's Jesse's mule.

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It's old Hughie Hogg...

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Boss, can I get you anything?

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When Boss Hogg faces
an escaped convict...

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looking to settle
an old grudge...

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the Dukes jump
into action to help.

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I'd move a mountain
to get him back to you.

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Freeze it! Freeze!

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THE DUKES OF HAZZARD

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"BYE, BYE BOSS"

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Some folks think that because
you always see the Duke boys...

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Hey, we're rich!

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When Bo and Luke discover
part of a $1 million fortune...

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everybody rushes to Hazzard
county to join the search

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for the rest of it.

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Good news!

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Cletus, move.

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Even Roy Orbison joins in.

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THE DUKES OF HAZZARD

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"THE GREAT HAZZARD HIJACK"

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That's the Dukes doing
some fancy tire tickling.

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No, they ain't playing
tag, they're going to work.

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Yup, that's what I said, work.

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For Miz Tisdale, who runs the
post office and a cab company.

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Once a year, Miz Tisdale
goes to visit her mama

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out in the country.

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And Daisy always fills in
for her at the post office..

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While Bo and Luke run
the Hazzard Cab Company.

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A widow's rare vase
makes a hog out of Boss...

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Lock up them Duke boys.

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And trouble for the Dukes.

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Holy mackerel!

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Hang on.

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No! Don't go backwards!

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When you see the
Dukes firewalling...

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either they're being
chased or helping somebody.

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Well, they ain't being chased.

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