The Dukes of Hazzard - Fourth Season English Subtitles

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There ain't no way a Hogg

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would be attracted to a Duke.

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Daisy and I are gettin' married.

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What?

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Daisy Duke is marryin' a Hogg.

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Ooh!

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- I'm not givin' her up.
- Oh!

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Oh!

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I just can't stop seein' him.

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Somebody done

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'Yee-haw!'

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It was one of them days when
it seems nothing can go wrong.

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And then, it does.

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Ease it up. We're gettin' close
to Rosco's favorite speed trap.

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Yeah, 10-4.

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You lookin' for trouble?

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I ain't lookin' for
trouble, I already got it.

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Dang gas pedal's
stuck to the floor.

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'Hang on!'

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Bo and Luke ain't being chased

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their secretly testin'
a new sway bar

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that ol' Cooter
rigged up for 'em.

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Well, General Lee
never felt this smooth.

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You're lookin' good.

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Y'all didn't think that
the General did all

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of his fancy stuff without
practice, now, didn't you?

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You know, it's kinda hard
for me to tell from over here.

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'Yee-haw!'

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Somebody once said,
"The more the things change

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the more they remain the same."

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That's sure true in Hazzard.

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For example, the corn crop is
in and the Dukes taxes are due.

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And if they ain't paid on time

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Boss Hogg gets the farm.

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You can bet he sure plottin'
to see they ain't paid on time.

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Like sendin' up
Rosco to delay 'em.

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Yee-haw!

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In Hazzard County, if it's got
something to do with wheels

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or something to do with speed

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well, you know the Duke
boys are gonna be involved.

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This time it's Bo.
And he's working out

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for the annual Tri-County
Motocross at the Fairgrounds.

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And tomorrow's thebig day.

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'Don't you think Bo's taking
those curves too fast, Luke?'

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You ain't gonna

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'Yee-haw!'

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It's a hot Hazzard's day.

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Dukes are headin' for town to
make a very important deadline.

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Cousin Boss, I'm tellin' ya

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ain't been so much as a
possum cross here all afternoon.

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Yeah, but I don't believe
you for one single second.

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If you ain't seen nobody, it's
because you been sleeping

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that's why, so just wake
up, do you hear me?

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'If you don't give out tickets

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He-e-haw!

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You got to admit, cuz

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Sadie Hogg Day is gotta
be of my favorite holidays.

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Well, you ain't alone.

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Never that many girls
get together in one place

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in one time, I just got to
do some shoppin'. Yee-hoo!

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April the first is April fools
day most everywhere else.

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But in Hazzard,
it's Sadie Hogg Day.

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That's when the women take

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- 'Yee-haw!'
- 'Yee-haw!'

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Once upon a time, there was
this very smart Greek fellow

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that said that the shortest
distance between two points

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is a straight line.

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Well, I can tell you
right now, that fellow

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has never been
to Hazzard County.

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'I thought you said
this is a shortcut.'

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Listen, Luke, you're more than
welcome to get out and walk.

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'Yee-haw!'

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You are now worth $10 million.

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What's it feel like being the
richest man in Hazzard County?

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- Oh, it's good news!
- He ain't! He ain't!

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I'm the richest man
in Hazzard County.

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I always have been
and I always will be.

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A Rolls Royce turned
into a sheriff patrol car?

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It's a doozy, isn't it?

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What kind of an nincompoop

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The Duke boys are all tied
up in Hazzard's big fur robbery.

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Give it a push.

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You boys are under arrest.

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Go, boys!

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To the cars!

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Yee-haw!

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Bo, look out.

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I love it, I love it.

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What?

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Now!

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'Yee-haw!'

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Friends, if you're wondering
why the Duke boys

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are in such an all-fired hurry

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when they ain't been
chased by nothing

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and it ain't Saturday night.

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So, they're not chasing women.

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Well, they're hot to qualify
for Boss Hogg's first annual

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Hazzard Drag 'n' Fly contest.

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That's Drag 'n' Fly contest.

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'Yee-haw!'

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Well, it was one of them fine
spring mornings in Hazzard.

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One of them days that it
was a privilege to be alive.

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You could hear the sounds
of cotton buds popping.

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Birds chirping,
and Cletus eatin'.

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Come on, get 'em this time.

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Oh, great.

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- Bo..
- 'Hang on y'all.'

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Oh, dang.

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'Yee-haw!'

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The Duke boys know
how to enjoy three things.

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Girls, fast cars and peaceful
mornings in Hazzard County.

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'Cause girls change,
cars wear out

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and Hazzard mornings
don't stay peaceful long.

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'Here. There go them Duke boys.'

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'I'm gonna have me some fun.'

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Hi, boys.

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- What?
- Hey, come on, old man.

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Once a month, Uncle Jesse's
gotta make the mortgage payment

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on the farm at Boss
Hogg's bank on time.

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And accordin' to
Boss' small friend

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on time means to the minute.

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'Course the only grace Boss
ever gives is at meal time.

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By then he's usually
had a bite or two.

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So all the Dukes are
tearing up the roads

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just trying to be on time.

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- Yee-haw!
- Yee-haw!

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Now, when the Duke boys
got their minds set on something

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nothing else registers.

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Not even Cletus on
their tail in hot pursuit.

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But they ain't thinking about
women chasing or car racing

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they're concentrating
on one thing.

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Music. The Mickey
Gilley concert in Hazzard.

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Now, Boss Hogg being
Hazzard's leading patron of the arts

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Yee-haw!

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On the first day of trout season

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all the Dukes
caught their limit.

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Didn't you? I did.

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That's a string of purty fish.

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Uncle Jesse, you never told us

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how you found that
fishing hole anyway.

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Well, let's see. When I
was back runnin' shine..

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There was this
revenuer behind me

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'Yee-haw!'

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'What you're lookin' at is
a reunion about to happen.'

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The Dukes are meetin' the
bus, which is bringing over

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Jesse's old friend, Hector
Farley back to Hazzard.

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Old Hector been a
guest at the government

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for about ten years now.

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That is, he's been
doing time in the pokey.

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- Ha-ha.
- What you laughing at?

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'Yee-haw!'

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Hazzard County, where
there are certain basics

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that you can count on.

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The law of gravity for instance.

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That says that any
car that goes up

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usually comes back down.

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The Duke family. They
all do all bad things.

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And Miz Emma Tisdale,
she delivers the US mail

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with lots of
tender, lovin' care.

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'Yee-haw!'

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Woah, now.

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I know it looks awful
peaceful, that it don't look

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much like Hazzard with nobody
chasing anybody or nothing.

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Well, friends and neighbors,
it's been that way all week.

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With ol' Rosco away at
the Sheriffs Convention

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and Boss Hogg
acting almost human.

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Why, even old Cletus,
he ain't even chased

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'Yee-haw!'

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Yes, sir. This is one of 'em
clean crisp Hazzard County days

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when the Duke boys know
that life is really worth a livin'.

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Even the General
is feelin' pretty good.

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That is, except for
a broken brake light.

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Which in most places
is a minor traffic violation

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but in Hazzard it's the
same as stealin' from winners.

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That is, if you
happen to be a Duke.

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- 'Yee-haw!'
- 'Yee-haw!'

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It all started one
Hazzard morning

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as Bo and Luke Duke was
comin' back from a huntin' trip.

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When they weren't hunting
coon, they weren't huntin' possum.

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They weren't even huntin' women.

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They was huntin'
The American Dream.

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Uncle money.

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How're we doing now?

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Well, what with that

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'Yee-haw!'

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Ain't nothing surer than sunrise

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lest it's Bo and Luke
mashing pedal to metal

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in a cross-country
challenge from another driver.

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And when that other
driver is cousin Daisy

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you can bet there's
gonna be some firewallin'.

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Y'all ready to quit before
I beat the tar outta you?

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We're still gonna beat you
to the other side of the gully.

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'Yee-haw!'

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When Bo and Luke
Duke have to go to town

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they usually take the
back roads to avoid traffic.

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'Course sometimes
the traffic decides

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to take back roads too.

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'Luke. Alright, hang on.'

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You alright?

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'Yeah.'

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No thanks to them hotshots.
Come on, let's get 'em.

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'Yee-haw!'

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Now, the General ain't
racing and he ain't chasing

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but he's sure burning rubber

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trying to get to the biggest
cultural event in Hazzard.

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The finals of the first
Annual Tri-County

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Beauty, Talent and
Mechanicals Aptitude Contest.

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And Daisy has entered...
if she can get there on time.

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Uncle Jesse, what time is it?

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It's... just a little bit later than

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Yee-haw!

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It was one of them normal
laid-back days in Hazzard.

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Bo and Luke were layin' low
from a Boss Hogg bum rap.

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And had gone fishin'.

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Which is a great
way to hide out.

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Lulu Hogg was causin' more
trouble than a newborn baby.

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As president of Hazzard's
Equal Rights Society

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which meant that all women
were to become more equal

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Yee-haw!

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Y'all might have noticed

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the General ain't
exactly gettin' it on here.

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Bo and Luke never
did like to go for a blast

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unless there is a
real good reason.

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Especially, when they
got Uncle Jesse and Daisy

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in the car with 'em.

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Can you boys think
of anything else?

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As much as I hate to say it

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'Yee-haw!'

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Bo and Luke Duke
know every highway, road

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and cow path in
Hazzard County so well

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that they could probably
drive 'em blindfolded.

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Lotta folks have wondered why
the boys keep hangin' around.

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One reason is life in Hazzard
is plumb full of surprises.

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Now, Flash. Now, watch
your superior leader here.

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'This is my finest.'

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