The Dukes of Hazzard - Fifth Season English Subtitles

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'Yee-haw!'

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Now, I want y'all to take
a real good, long, look.

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'Cause Hazzard County
history is being made.

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Bo and Luke are leavin'
Hazzard to fulfill a lifelong dream

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of racin' on the NASCAR circuit.

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And the whole family is
takin' 'em to the airport.

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Old Bo just couldn't resist
throwing in one last jump.

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Just for old times' sake.

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Bye, boys.

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Every day is hunting
season in Hazzard County

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between the fox and the hound.

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That means if you're a
Duke, well, you're a fox...

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with Boss Hogg's deputies
playing the hounds.

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Keep on it, coz.

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Well, it's better than
some city jobs I know.

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Coy, Vance, y'all
pull over right now.

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Cousin Boss wants you arrested
for that unpaid traffic ticket.

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Yee-haw!

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The men around Hazzard
take pride in their cooking...

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their women and their cars.

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And old Coy and Vance Duke
are about the best drivers around.

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They have to be to
keep up with Daisy...

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- a real double threat.
- What's with you, fellas?

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I thought you'd give
me some competition.

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And she can cook too.

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We've been taking it

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Yee-haw!

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That ain't General Lee,
that ain't even close.

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But that's an Apex
Rent-A-Truck...

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and Coy and Vance are in it

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because they're
doing a good turn...

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hauling some valuable antiques

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for some friends
of Uncle Jesse's...

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who moved over to Loomis.

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Now, why anybody
would leave Hazzard

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When Coy and Vance get a
shot pickin up some chore money...

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well, they grabbed it.

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Jobs in Hazzard are scarcer than

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a chicken with a
mouth full of molars.

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This is Lost Sheep to Shepherd.
Lost Sheep to Shepherd.

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'Uncle Jesse, this is
Vance. Come back?'

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- This is Shepherd. Come back.
- 'We're turning for home.'

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Tell Daisy to light
all four burners.

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Yee-haw!

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In Hazzard County, most
folks do all the grocery shopping

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once a week at
Rhuebottom's General Store.

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And being short of
salt, coffee and flour

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that's what the Duke boys
are heading out to do right now.

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Vance, you know Cletus and Enos

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are waiting around
the bend, don't you?

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Yup. And you know
something, Coy?

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Now, friends General
Lee is charging down...

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the highway of
Hazard County here.

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Not because he's being chased.

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But because it's a
first-class, uptown,

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red-letter, gold-star
day for Vance Duke.

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We'd be there already
if we hadn't spent time

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polishing the paint
off the General.

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You wanted the
General spick and span...

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'Yee-haw.'

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Sometimes things in
Hazzard ain't what they seem.

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Now, here's Coy and Vance Duke
chasing down Hazzard Highway.'

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And it seems like
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

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is giving chase for no
good reason, as usual.

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So it seems..

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But it ain't.

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Just seems.

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Well, well, well, looks
like old Rosco's after us.

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Yee-haw!

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General Lee is toting a
very special passenger today.

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Deputy Enos Strate.

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It's old Enos's day off,
so he's wearing civvies.

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His car is in the
repair shop, as usual.

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So the Duke boys are giving
him a lift to the freight depot

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to pick up his footlocker.

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From the time ol' Enos
went a little squirmy

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and left Hazzard for

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'Yeehaw!'

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Now in most places,
having a car crowd you a little

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ain't worthy of much notice.

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But in Hazzard, forcing the
General Lee out of the way

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is right up there with
jumping off a tall building.

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It looks like trouble
for the Dukes.

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You wanna know
what it is, don't you?

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Well, this is a new electronic
device that I've invented.

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'Yee-haw!'

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As y'all might already know

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the General Lee has itself

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quite a reputation for character

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speed and right smart agility.

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In fact, when General
Lee goes through Hazzard

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most folks sit up
and take notice.

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But Hazzard folks ain't
the only ones to take notice.

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Uh, Boss, unless our radar
gun is lying, that orange car

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Yee-haw!

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Ever since Deputy
Enos Strate come back

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to Hazzard from the big city

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he's been chasing the Duke
boys 'cause he was ordered to.

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This time it's his own idea.

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- He's still hangin' in there.
- Better see what he wants.

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Enos, what is it this time?

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I'll let you know
when I catch you.

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Well, then I guess
we never will find out.

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'Yee-haw.'

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There's supposed to be
only two things certain in life

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death and taxes.

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But in Hazzard County,
well, there's two more.

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The Dukes being chased
by Sheriff Rosco is one.

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The other, strange things
happening during elections.

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Which is how this all started.

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What bees do they have
in their bonnets now?

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We're a good ten

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'Yee-haw!'

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As y'all might have
noticed, in Hazzard County

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sugar comes in very
interesting packages.

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Here you go, sugar.

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Of course, in Hazzard

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they tend to have their
own way of doing things.

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For example..

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You're watching the
Hazzard extended love spring..

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Which sort of explains
why a lot of folks..

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'Yee-haw!'

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Folks in Hazzard
are bettin' people.

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They bet on the usual things.
Will it be an early spring?

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Which side of the tree
will the moss grow on?

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Now, you're watching
a typical Hazzard bet.

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Can General Lee get
from the Duke farm

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to Hazzard in 20 minutes
without usin' any roads?

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Say, Coy. You tryin' to shake
the fillings out of my teeth?

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Heehaw!

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Friends, you're looking
at a major cultural event.

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The state fair being held
in Hatchapee County.

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Which everybody knows is
right next to Hazzard County.

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And here come the
Dukes after a high old time.

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You may notice
Coy ain't with them.

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But he ain't far behind.

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How am I doing?

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- Best student I ever had.

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'Yee-haw!'

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Now, y'all know that a Duke
can drive anything that moves.

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And that includes airplanes.

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'Cause that's Daisy
Duke up there.

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I sure hope she don't
decide to jump somethin'.

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Whoo! Looks like ol'
Daisy's doin' alright.

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She's only been takin'
lessons for a couple weeks.

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I reckon that's what happens
to a girl hooked on flyin'.

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'Yee-haw!'

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Now, y'all watch 'cause
this one is different.

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It all started on a
Monday morning.

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The Duke boys and
Daisy, were headed to town

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to Rhuebottom's store with
a shopping list of staples.

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And Jesse was on his
way to Capitol City Bank

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to take out a farm loan to
buy some new equipment

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for spring planting.

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'Yee-haw'

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This is Hazzard.

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But that ain't General Lee.

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Sure acts like it
though, don't it?

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Frankly, I didn't know
anybody in Hazzard

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could drive like that
except the Dukes.

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But it can't be them
because the Dukes

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were at the Boar's Nest.

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As are all other male
corpuckles in Hazzard.

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Now, y'all might remember
because of their probation

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Bo and Luke ain't supposed to
cross the Hazzard County line.

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But this is an exception.

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They've come to Capital
City because they volunteered

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to become big brothers to
a underprivileged teenager.

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By treating him to a
week of positive influence

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of Hazzard County.

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Uh, that's him.

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And he's trouble.

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Hazzard County is usually
different from most places.

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But in one way it's
like every place else.

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Getting the bills paid all
time is tighter than a fat pig

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squeezing through a rat hole.

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And resting there against
Uncle Jesse's warm heart

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is the farm mortgage payment.

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It is due at Boss Hogg's
office at noon sharp.

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There's that car we're
supposed to stop.

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'Yee-haw!'

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It was one of them
ordinary Hazzard mornings.

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Meaning, something
was about to happen.

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The boys were doing the chores
and Daisy was about to further

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her career at the Boar's Nest.

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Luke, what's wrong
with that thing?

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I don't know.

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Hold on, you ain't
getting very far in this thing

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the way it sounds now.